>>42038029
recipe for philosopher's stone (home made, locally sourced, unhurried and natural)

- sungaze
- barefoot walk (and stretch and sweat and meditate and have fun)
- collect edible greens and seeds and just consume these for breaking a fast
- collect pee in a glass jar
- let it sit for about 21 days in the sun (and the moon), and let it breathe well too (something which is part of the art... huge potential here to explore)
- form crystals by drying naturally in the sun
- ??
- profit!! :D

>>42038029
1- stop beating off for ~3 months
2- collect your first of the morning piss during your male/female period. men have a period, it is a packet of hormones sent down the spinal column to the male reproductive system. you need to catch that.
3- boil down your piss over the course of however many weeks
4- wash your body fully, exercise to the point of complete sweat coverage, scrape off into a container. repeat for several weeks
5- start dumping jizz into a bottle after a few months of nofap

after that, combine them all into a spagyric. you will first have to do an ethanol extraction of the jizz, then calcinate the leftover solid bulk of leftover jizz, then add those calcinate cum ashes to the bottle. you can add a little of your own blood too.

especially effective is if you spend most of that nofap time on some sort of hallucinogenic drug which dumps the metabolites and undigested alkaloids into your jizz, piss, and sweat.

the "stone" at the bottom of the bottle after sweating for ~3 weeks at ~150F is what you are looking for. the liquid will eventually clarify.

https://archive.org/details/frater-albertus-alchemists-handbook

https://archive.org/download/frater-albertus-alchemists-handbook/frater-albertus-alchemists-handbook.pdf

Frater Albertus covers the basic spagyric process. if you want extra cool points, find an animal and harvest the adrenal glands just above the kidneys and make that into a spagyric potion. more or less adrenaline in freebase form. instant hit.

>>42038029
its just mono atomic gold

Bumping because I want to get that regeneration for my foreskin

>>42038152
Harry Potter and the Bottle of Jenkem

>>42038029
Maybe it's not an object.

im in the fullmetal alchemist school of thought where it requires great life sacrifice.

>>42038333
>>42038029
i also think its a reason its banned in harry potter although probably not mentioned

>>42038152
What do you do with the piss cum rock once it’s finished? Eat it?

>>42038342
>What do you do with the piss and cum rock
sounds like a you problem and not a me problem. for men, you can wear some of the liquid as a cologne, taking care to mix it with another cologne, usually some sort of tobacco, oud, or other manly cologne. women will go flush in their chest when speaking with you and men will either become highly submissive and obedient, or hostile.

>Eat it?
if you want. you know what went into it. no poisons, no wacky lizard fur, and certainly zero metallica ingredients.

doubt it if you want, all you are really doing is concentrating all the pheromones from your body. the period men get each month is a hormone burst to their cock and balls just as much as women get with their hormone burst to their clit and vag. the sweat collection is obvious, since all the bacteria and whatnot die off during the ethanol extraction and long term cooking. if you aren't clean ahead of time, and have a clean diet, you will naturally cause off odors there. for example, sweat extracted with a lot of onions/garlic in your diet will have a different outcome, so vegetarianism is the rule when doing an extraction, which again, can take months.

I've had women "get the vapors" around me when I wear mine in public, and I didn't even make a spagyric. I just froze a cum jar with ethanol in the freezer and filled it up over the course of a month. a semen volume stack help too, but this blog post is getting too long.

without making a spagyric, just mixing it with your typical cologne makes a "delivery vehicle" for the pheromones to get in their nostrils. random men will mean mug the fuck out of you when you are wearing it, mostly.

>>42038900
>the vapors
especially women who are ovulating. old women not so much, but middle aged women are super responsive to it. you have to take care to not let the bleach smell happen, since fermentation of cum in a warm environment tends to cause that. in a cold storage environment, it helps alleviate that. in the old days, the alchemists would have their apprentice students build up their diet and internal hormone inventory during the summer. as winter hit, the apprentice would have already fermented plenty of wine, performed at least 5 or 6 distillations of the ethanol, and then by the time new years rolls around, the apprentice has built up probably 250ml of jizz, probably just as much concentrated urine with the mineral content removed, leaving behind only the "red" oil. once all those are combined, and only those, into a spagyric, taking care to calcinate the jizz, you will in fact make a spagyric of your concentrated pheromones.

dogs notice it too, so be careful. some dogs will be super friendly, while other dogs with hostility in their nature will become violent. either way, the bleach smell of cum is generally a healthy sign, especially when it has a bit of sweet smell to it after dehydrating. smells of sulphur, eggs, farts in your cum is a bad thing, both from a diet point of view and overall health.

clean up your cum and make a cologne out of it. that's about it. read Almasy's book "Alchemy Deciphered" as a starting point for the slang language of the alchemists, and then start reading recipe books

https://www.rexresearch1.com/AlchemyArchives/AlchemyArchives.html

their archives are down at the moment, check back there later.

>urine
Hilarious

>>42038029
It's cinnabar. You run a charge/current through it (or aether if you prefer that term) and it makes a plasma.
And yes, it works.

>>42039121
>cinnabar
>charge/current
>plasma

yeah, electrocuting anything can make a plasma you dork. hey genius, tell me what happens when you inhale mercury vapors from your cinnabar...

I downloaded the book of aquarius but didn't read it fully.

>>42038298
That would be ridiculous

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>>42038900
>>42038928
wait, is this what that ton loc song "funky cold medina" is actually about?

https://archived.moe/x/thread/41832339

This method looks legit, however, the third step is not very understandable, so, any help to clarify it will be appreciated.

>>42038333
This, there is no magical substance that bypasses the law of equivalent exchange, the stone is simply a debit card of human souls that can be drawn upon to do forbidden alchemy later on.