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How do I contact the Mantid beings? I want to dialogue with them
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>>42038619
Story goes that you have to find a cave that leads to their underworld. That's at least 2 miles down.
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>>42038619
heard mixed reports about them, not sure if its worth contacting them
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>>42039162
One appeared to me once and they aren't here to hurt or help us
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>>42038619
Do not “dialogue” with me or my ship ever again.
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Good Luck
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>>42038619
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THEM
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>>42038619
Careful anon. If you try to have sex with them, they might eat you. That's what the bug versions do when they have sex with each other.
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>>42038619
They don't even NEED manipulator limbs that is how advanced they are.
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or they have a servant-slave race.
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>>42038619
How can I have sex with a mantid?
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>>42043285
Do you think they can open a can of beans using just their mandibles?
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>>42043961
Yes, but it's seen as a low class thing by mainstream society.
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>>42043581
Are you willing to have sex with them if they start eating your brain as you coom?
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>>42038619
Don't mate with any of their women, or she'll bite your head off.
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>>42038686
>at least 2 miles down
That's nothing. Back in my prime I could run two miles in 12 minutes.

12 minutes. Imagine that.

In 12 minutes I could be having a grand ole time in mantid world.
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>>42043181

they are all bug versions
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I've contacted them once or twice while meditating on heroic doses of psilocybin mushrooms. Dont recommend, they are quite aggressive and possibly violent when irritated, which happens easily.
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>>42038619
They will try to memory hole this thread, contact has been made since before civiliaztion. Hunter gatherer shamans passed the knowledge on until it became diluted and misnterpreted to legend. Everything spirtual in this time was, spirit, sky or underworld. So these spirits (anything alive had spirit) only could have lived in the underworld.
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>>42038619
Pure DXM, reach third plateau and close your eyes and send out signals. Good luck and consult a doctor before taking advice from anons.
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Strangely enough when I was younger and more /x/ focused like 15 years ago, I went through a period where I was fapping and watching too much porn and I just kind of felt like I had brain fog and my mind wasn’t as sharp as usual from that and smoking weed ect…I was trying to meditate when a red eyed mantis entity just popped in my mind (I had never even heard of mantis beings before this) it used both its sharp pincers or w/e it’s called and stabbed them into each of my eyes and pulled them out and suddenly black goo/sludge just started flowing out of both my eyes for like 3 seconds before it stopped and my brain fog was totally gone and my mind was back to normal, I could think quicker and just felt great. It was like it just cleared the junk out of my mind from watching porn and smoking too much weed and eating like shit everything that was negatively effecting my mind was drained and I felled renewed after that moment. And then he was gone and I’ve never seen any mantis being since then I don’t know much about them other wise. Just this one mantis with red eyes helped me out one time. I don’t know why he did or why that happened or how he knew…obviously it was in the astral but this happened to me I can still remember the moment 15 years later.

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