a man flying with his penis as a helicopter

>>42039078
that was probably just a black cawk helicopter

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>>42039076
a weird multicolored flashing cloud that had lightning spikes coming from it, on a perfect summers day. not a cloud in the sky except this one. I was aged 8.
it was flashing all the colors and making crackling noises, I watched it for 10 minutes then got bored.

>>42039076

peepee poopoo

>>42039117
How old are you?

>>42039122
23. how is that relevant?

>>42039076
Alright, I'll bite,

When I was about 7 years old, I was watching TV in my dad's office, the TV is set up in such a way that there's a window to the street right behind it, im watching straight chilling, all of a sudden, boom, two glowing Red eyes the size of softballs are looking at me from the window, I didn't notice at first because I was watching the TV but once I did it looked right at me, it sort of swayed back and forth a little bit, then fwoom, they were gone, I got up from the TV to check but nothing, I lived in West Virginia back then so maybe it was mothman or something.

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>>42039076
>the most disturbing thing you saw as a kid that nobody believed
People with black eyes.

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>>42039076
I saw an extremely large flying fox that was so big you'd shit bricks and think it was a Demon. these horrors are not native to my country so everyone thought i was making it up. it could have easily picked me up and took me home as its dinner

>>42039076
A small bird, smaller than any known bird

>>42039172
that so weird, Ive seen a tiny bird too the size of a bee. what was your experience?

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>>42039172
You mean a Kolibri?

>>42039127
It puts a ti me frame on when you saw what you saw. I'm trying to match up the available technology at the time, and you're young, so quite a few lasers and DEWs were in existence at that time

The two people I was with believed it obviously. My friend was round after school when I was 12-13, and he used to get the last bus home at night. Me and my brother would go out to the bus stop with him to wait for it.
One night the moon was ridiculously big, I'm talking partially hidden over the horizon, looked like we were about to collide with it big, It was also very orange and the details on it were very clear, it was like it was magnified by maybe 10 times, convservatively, probably a lot more.
We were very surprised and went running up the hill to get a closer look, it felt cataclysmic and kind of scary. Never seen the moon even close to how it looked that night, not even in a picture.

>>42039076
I saw Santa Claus. Not in person but flying his sleigh. It was during the day for some reason which discredited my claim even further.

>>42039144
Context? When and where? More than one? Have you seen them again? What do you think they are if you had to guess, or do you think they are just regular fellas with black guys I mean eyes

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>>42039423
>Context?
I was a child and sometimes just saw them.
>When and where?
Like, at the streets when I walked to school.
>More than one?
Yes, not often but several times.
>Have you seen them again?
Not as an adult (as a teen I was in a mental hospital for "treatment")
>What do you think they are if you had to guess
When I read in a book from David Icke about it, I started to believe his theories (possessed or mind-controlled people).

Your moms saggy tits

>>42039403
there is unironically a short video of a comet chariot taken in brazil or nearby. there's a few mythological figures that are said to ride in firey chariots pulled by invisible flame horses.
i hope to find that webm again. it absolutely looked like a glowing dot was being pulled by a long flame dash, exactly like a sled being pulled by a beast.
and santa claus is a mars return archetype.

>>42040136
When did you see this?? I will try and look for it too

>>42041210
it might've been around for 4y. sometimes those webms appear on pol. pol's woo woo stuff is certainly of a more professional, white collar flavor than x's sense of woo woo.

>>42041225
Do you mean they are more reliant on empirical evidence? Lol because maybe so but they are still faggots

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>>42039172
>>42039189
>>42039196
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummingbird_hawk-moth

one of my earliest memories
sky turned reflective like water and was showing a reflection of my entire neighborhood
all I remember is I was in the sandbox, looked up, the sky rippled and it was reflecting everything. i started screaming and my mom ran outside and it went back to normal

this was before google maps, but i checked years later and the layout for everything i saw reflected was correct, same with things like pools or sheds in peoples yards that 5 year old me would have no way of knowing about.

>>42041318
its never happened again? What do you think that was about? I imagine you've thought about this a shit ton, have you come to any conclusions or guesses as to what it was or why you experienced it?

>>42039076

A saucer-hat UFO hovering silently directly over my family's car one night in Phoenix when I was six, seven years old.
It was a Wednesday evening. We'd come home from a Wednesday night church service.
Then, in the mid-80s, here in Phoenix, Arizona, we went to Tuesday Bible Study, Wednesday for midweek church, Saturday mornings for church picnics or "outreaches", Saturday night for Christian bands and plays, then twice on Sunday, for morning Bible Study and evening sermon.

On this particular Wednesday night, the night was perfectly still, and the moon was out. My mother and father wanted to "take us out" for a late dinner eating out at a local fast food joint but they couldn't decide if they wanted Burger King or Dairy Queen.
We lived in Central Phoenix at the time, this was sometime between Spring and Summer of 1987 or 1988.

Driving north from our home in Central Phoenix, just before crossing the rail near the State Fairgrounds near McDowell and 15th Avenue, my sister and I were seated in the back my family's Gremlin sedan. We were half-quiet, half-engaged in squealing out our preferences for one or the other, Dairy Queen or Burger King.

My parents suddenly went quiet, the whole car was silent, the night itself was completely still. My mother was driving, we were going north on 15th avenue past some metalworking facilities there in the area.

Very very quiet, in the car I myself have always been prone to certain sudden silences because I enjoy the contemplative moods, so it wasn't internally awkward for me, but it was odd for the night, in general.

Like a dream, I thought I saw a Ferris Wheel come out of the Southeastern sky, more South then Southeast, descend in perfect silence making exactly one vertical rotation, turn onto it's side revealing a perfectly topped hat, and literally hover right over the car, about sixty to eighty feet up, with synchronized red, orange, and green lights, pacing our car.

EVERYONE SAW IT. NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS.

>>42039076
Older kids puting dynamite up a cats ass

>>42039474
alright thanks for your honesty
> throws manilla folder in trash

A door to a synagogue opened on its own when I was playing outside when it was dark. I've gone back since to see that that door isn't automated

>>42041672
>we went to Tuesday Bible Study, Wednesday for midweek church, Saturday mornings for church picnics or "outreaches", Saturday night for Christian bands and plays, then twice on Sunday, for morning Bible Study and evening sermon.
man that sounds super lame

>>42043329

but also i bet there were good times too :) maybe some of the bands were good idk. family time and all that seems nice too.

>>42043329
what did you do?

>>42043374

HI :)

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>>42039078

>>42039144
Those are called Asians, Indians and blacks and you see them from time to time

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>>42039076
This big, floating, transparent (you could see red veins coursing through it) spider creature, that floated down towards me when I was a little kid playing behind my garage. It looked kinda like a dandelion floating in the wind — and I remember it either biting me or "stinging" me with things that looked like dandelion seeds. The next day I was hospitalized for a week and diagnosed with asthma. My asthma stuck around till my early 20's. It was strange, to say the least.

i saw a (whispers) the n-word (end whispers, but looks around all paranoid)
but no one believed me. they all laughed and insisted that n-words are made up nonsense to scare kids.
but i stg i saw one before. he was looking through the men's shirts at the savers.

When I was a kid (8?) I was chilling playing halo and some old guy just walked into the house, into the living room, stared at me for twenty seconds or so, then just turned around and left. I assume it was some sort of senile dementia but it was really scary.

>>42043405
Kek

>>42039117
That's plasma. Done with direct energy weapons. Nothing supernatural or "alien".