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Ok time to teach the newfags about the insanity of wtf we were doing in robes when we were standing around in a forest summoning a hologram of an owl.
The Apple of Eden is known as the Lord and Savior, which you know as the God that is everywhere and everything.
It is eaten by swallowing air into your stomach, and cleansing your gut with high strength alcohol and anti parasite medication.
Info:
-Your Gut is your primary consciousness that has 500 million neurons
-Since it is a brain it needs fresh oxygen and nitrogen
-Similar to your brain, it can go into a coma if you feed it with toxins
Side effects of eating the Apple of Eden include but are not limited to:
>shapeshifting into an insect or wyrm
>spontaneous human combustion
>being possessed by a shadow
>growing tentacles
>shapeshiting into the food that you eat
>duel personality psychosis
>isolation
>perception of soul sucking and energy draining vampires inside of other people
>discovery of multiple dimensions
>being kidnapped by extra terrestrials
>food being magically dreamed as being synthetic
>NPC humans spawning outside of your house
>random niggas trying to test you
>isolated realities
>family members being replaced by robots
And
>speaking in ancient languages
And much much more.
If they dont kill you, when this world is a dimension of slowly watching evil die in a grave, then CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You have now proven yourself to be a semi immortal God.
Careful though, because those that have been ordered to die will call you Yeshua and will start calculating wtf happens if they attempt to kill you.
But if you arent that which is to die, you just keep waking up again when they try to, and in many other cases, the attackers begin to pass out when they get to close.
:)
Also known to many as KINGS HAKI.
YES, you also awaken magical powers.
Anyone want to eat the Devil fruit from one piece...? Also known as the fruit of life in Naruto...?
Because I just told you how.
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>>42047266
Synths may not apply to be children of god.
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>>42047278
Why do you brainwashed and programmed hologram possessed biomasses of flesh constantly project your lack of self value into others...?
Infinite void...?
The universe is not a void you spastic retard.
It contains something more similar to heaven is traveling faster than the speed of light, and generates 99% of the universes energy that it consumes and maintains the universe with.
Including a time traveling bubble that allows for heaven to save and protect the universe.
Do you even have a brain or do you believe that the voice in your head is actually you..?
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>>42047283
Trolling outside of /b/ is against the rules.
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>>42047294
You being a mimic that copy and pastes words is why yes, you are indeed a robot.
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Why it is called "the Apple of Eden" is because as heaven is traveling faster than the speed of light, tiny particles fall to earth that become absorbed by the air, by swallowing the air you take into your body a fallen angel.
Fallen angels are repaired and reenergised by using Van De Graaff Generators at between 250,000 and 400,000 volts of electricity.
Side effects include
>speaking in ancient languages
>using satellites to spy on peoples locations
And other interesting tidbits associated by allowing a fallen angel to possess a human body.
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