>>244129
*does a heelflip*
women dont know the difference.

I would pretend i didn’t hear her and look down while mumbling stupid bitch

>>244129
*hands her the board* No, YOU do a fucking kickflip

>>244129
If she looked like that I would do it and steez it out

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I would get nervous and mess up the first time then by the time I do it correctly she’s already gone

>>244129
I would deliberately bail and eat shit then rub my heat on her titties as she got close to check if I was ok

>>244135
le epic trol>>244248
fagot

>>244248
get this sex criminal out of here

>>244493
>>245322
>t. never touched a boob

>>244129
people yell this at me all the time but I don't think a girl EVER has. it's always dudes

>>244129
No. *does spacewalk instead*

should I just pretend to not hear them and skate away?

>>245756
do an old school kickflip

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>>244129
"I can't! I'm too busy being a tryhard faggot!"

>>244129
>y-you too!

>Only if you give me your number afterwards
Just kidding I’m ugly and i would probably mumble something before skating the opposite way

>>244129
*does an M80*
that count?

>>244129
A dickflip? Fine. *unzips dick*

*does a pop shove-it*

>>246401
you mean pants right?

>>244135
>That's a heelflip!
>Poseur!!!!
>SKKKRRRRRRTTT
rip anon's genes

>>246319
What's that?

onetime a guy shouted that from his car at the stop sign when i was crossing the street (im a wheelchair user, and i was going fast bc i dont want to get further crippled) so i popped a wheelie and he cheered. maybe theres still hope for me

>>244129
>Show me dem titties!

>>245644
Can you spacewalk? Because spacewalking is awesome.

>>254032
Kek, nice and wholesome.

my cousin told me when we'd drive around the beach when we were teens (late 2000s), i'd yell at randoms skating in the parking lot
>nice kickflip, faggot!
i was a menace :c

>>254377
What a card! A hair!

>>244129
she has little teeth

>>254032
Kek, reminds me of the time I was drunk as shit in the passenger seat of my friends car and 2 guys hugging eachother on a scooter pulled up beside us, the light turned green, and I shouted "FAGGOTS!!" and we drove off. Still chuckle to myself today.

>>244129
>Grow some tits first!

>>254377
How drunk were you to not remember being a teenager