>>256691
>Nothing wrong
>Career was ended by Tobizaru

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what a stupid name

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>>256696

>>256697
You finna know

>>256698
Pandas are incels.

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Have an Enho on an appropriately sized electric bicycle.

>>256703
Why is he barefoot?

>>256704
Because rikishi don't fight in cleats.

>>256705
Is he fighting the electric bike?

>>256693
what was he thinking

>>256707
>Shishi
>thinking

>>256706
He's clearly got a mawashi on under that yukata, so probably.

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>Tamawashi
>bad on the mawashi

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Dan is the strongest rikishi in history.

>Nishikifuji: "I've explained everything to the association. Everything will come out soon." He was questioned as a witness to Isegawa Oyakata's violent behavior.

>oi cutie, im the beast of reiwa you know?
>slaps her ass
>isegahama slaps his ass back
nothing wrong desu

Will Haku admit to being in the wrong or will he chimp out like his former master?

When will the JSA finally acknowledge that because of their genetic background, mongs are physiologically incapable of resisting the urge to chimp out? The brain is an organ of the human body. The mongs' violent chimpouts are every bit as natural to them as a bird's instinct to fly or fish's desire to swim is.

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https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202602280000735.html
Horseryu: Dan plz train with me some more!!! I want to learn from your superior wisdom and knowledge!!! I beg you plz help me!!!
Dan: No.

The fact that hakkaku is waiting a month before releasing the punishments means it will be a slap on the wrist. In a just world Teru would be forced to commit seppuku and his body be dumped in the sea

>>256736
Every other wrestler should take notes from Aonishiki if not doing 20+ bouts during keiko gave him two cups and ozeki

Anyone got that webm of a western photoghrapher chick miring Chiyonofuji while he's warming up?

>>256740
I feel like Japs are often more worried about not looking lazy than about actual results. At this point most combat sports have figured out that sparring above a certain point is detrimental, but in sumo the answer to all problems is just to train more, like in fucking shonenslop.

Isegahama is simply too large of a stable. It's impossible for one oyakata to police the behaviour of that many 20-somethings high on testosterone and machismo. Ajigawa is making every other oyakata look bad with his zero scandals. Isegahama, Kise, Nishonoseki, the big stables always have problems.

>>256744
>It's impossible for one oyakata
Teru has 3 coaches plus Asahifuji working under him.

>>256736
Horseshit was trying to give Dan a training injury in those matches because he can't beat Dan in legitimate competition so he had to resort to dirty tactics like that. And because he is a mong with zero hinkaku he has no misgivings about doing so

Rikishi numbers are down because kabu holders are lazy as shit salarymen who don't want to open stables.

>>256736
Why is a "lack of stamina" even an issue in Sumo? How much fucking stamina do you need for a 10 second bout? Him and Ajigawa are clearly doing something right, the rest need to take notes.

>>256736
Avoiding that toe-breaking injury during practice

>>256754
it's not. they were shitting on him last time for getting winded and people were saying "oh horse is doing so good against dan" but literally he went up against Zak several times in a row before he went up against Hosh several times row
as far as the elders it's definitely just expectations that mean nothing
What is Hosh even gonna learn against a tired Dan anyways when their competition bouts will be at peak?

>HorseSHITryu did good in training!!!11
>HorseSHITryu won another exhibition tournament!!!!1
if that shit is even somewhat real then how come he can't yusho legit? dude is a fraud yokozuna and all his fake and gay propaganda only proves that he never deserved the rank

>>256754
It's not really the stamina so much as efficiency. Dan needs to figure out more winning techniques so it's not always an all-out wrestling match. He has more tape on his body little by little and he will eventually get broken down if he doesn't become more efficient.

>>256756
>What is Hosh even gonna learn against a tired Dan anyways when their competition bouts will be at peak?
This is more or less exactly what happened last time, isn't it? Turns out that whatever he learned during those training bouts wasn't what he was looking for

>>256758
>The guy who won the last 2 yusho and has pulled off more winning techniques than anyone needs to increase her repertoire
Kill yourself for posting thing.

>>256760
>her
Dan will never be your woman, Freudo.

>>256760
It's the reason Onofatso smacks the shit out of him every time.

Kyokutenho? More like my Cock in Ten Hoes.

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>>256743
>IT'S NOT A FUCKING SPORT!!!
They're there to do sumo every day. If he's too fixated on his own personal success to sacrifice his body for the kami's viewing pleasure then he will never deserve the rope.

lmao rockets actually lost to the stupid ass miami heat who have nobody on their team

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>>256773
>lmao rockets actually lost to the stupid ass miami heat who have nobody on their team
Make the next drink water.

>>256773
flopball would be a lot better if each team didn't have to play 80 games a season

I wish MMA fighters fought as often as rikishi. Fuck this 2-3 matches a year shit.

>>256788
Strangely enough that's why cycling resonated with me, especially the grand tours which are nearly 3 straight weeks of daily races.

>>256743
>Japs are often more worried about not looking lazy than about actual results
dingdingding

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The new Chris video really portray Horseshoe as the stereotypical underhanded villainous mongol that he clearly is, thats commendable for Chris, but I thought he was one of those anti-racist types who supposedly eschew racial stereotypes.
I wonder if Horseshoe is going to continue stalking and trying to intentionally injure Dan in training before the basho starts or if this was just a one time thing, bet it'll happen at all stables again at least. Horseshoe really isn't doing much of a job of hiding his flaming envy of Dan and the emotional insecurity he forced on himself via his lack of success post-promotion. 404 hinkaku not found

>>256815
Horse really bullies? No dignity

>>256816
He doesn't have the hustle and commitment to training that Dan does so his only chance of victory is various forms of cheating such as trying to injure Dan in training matches.

>Aonishiki refuses to have a sparring match when called out by the Yokozuna
Terrible display of hinkaku.

>>256818
Hosh is a retard who spars until he injures himself and Dan isn't stupid enough to get dragged along for that.

>>256822
Even if I assume all your fan fiction to be true, that is still a terrible display of hinkaku.

>>256823
Hosh is the one lacking in hinkaku for desperately pleading to his greatest opponent for practice in beating him.

>>256824
You don't know what hinkaku means. Stop posting.

Shut up about your hinkaku, have some bulgarian cuisine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHSpT3Xvi9E

>>256825
Hosh is trying to intentionally injure Dan in bouts because he can't beat him.

>>256828
NTA but... maybe... Hosh is trying to injure himself so he can drop in march before the humiliation ritual...

>>256829
His actions are either stupid or wanted. He's more like his uncle than he realises.

>>256832
*unwanted

>Rikishi goes out of his way to get practice bouts against other rikishi he's weak to
>He's stupid, he wants to injure him, he wants to injure himself
I genuinely can't tell who's "shitposting" and who's a mentally ill retard. This general sucks.

>>256834
According to Chris in their bouts today Hosh pulled some arm bullshit that Dan wasn't a fan of so called it quits. What exactly does Hosh think he's doing here? Does he think Dan is going to tell him how to beat him? The guy who's chasing others around like a dog is probably the one lacking hinkaku.

>>256835
>According to Chris
I'd need a recording or three more accounts of how the training went down before judging. He probably called it once he physically exerted himself to avoid some stupid injury a week before the basho

>>256836
>to avoid some stupid injury
If "some stupid injury" is a metaphor for Hoshoryu then sure, he most certainly was avoiding "some stupid injury".

This 21 year old Ukrainian kid has Mongolia's finest fucking SEETHING lmao.

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>>256834
At this point I post a silly sumo image or webm, but otherwise I try to ignore most posts and move on.
Most of them have noticeable writing styles and can be easily dismissed.

Hoshtards be chimping out cause their boy got caught out in public with no hinkaku

>PLEASE FIGHT ME DAN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I'M A YOKOZUNA SO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW TO BEAT YOU AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

t. "Hinkaku"

lmao that horse tried to intentionally injure dan in training, but was too weak and wimpy to pull it off successfully.
if dan had tried to do the same bullshit to horse then horse would be in the veterinary hospital presently.

>>256815
>but I thought he was one of those anti-racist types who supposedly eschew racial stereotypes.
He buys into stereotypes 100%. He’s not a racist about it.
The only people he really hates are the Japanese because they don’t accept him as one of them.

>>256844
>馬が危ない
Do you think he heeded the warning?

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Rate my stable.

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What's with all the insanely obvious samefagging?

>>256834
I'm gonna go with the guy that does NOTHING and I mean NOTHING but bitch about Hosh as the mentally ill retard.

The Japanese sumo media has started referring to Dan as 青い目のサムライ
The Blue Eyed Samurai

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Why did he do it.

>>256856
each mighty step dispels 100 evil spirits

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>>256713
>only 200kg
Musashimaru could bench that for reps.

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>>256742

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Roga's birthday, he is 78

Did we ever find out when Zak exactly got injured after his yusho?

>>256864
yea we did

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>>256864
His knee

>>256861
Man some of the all time greats had top tier shiko. Chiyonofuji and Takanohana were both Abi tier.

>>256861
Man that's some good fucking shiko

https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/03/02/articles/20260302s00005000161000c.html

Fujinokawa to visit Onosato for a pre-basho sparring session, loser takes a jeroboam of sake up the ass

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Bastards, its our time to take names from bottom makuuchi and get that sansho

Hoshoryu is a bitch for trying to injure Aonishiki's arm before the tournament.

>>256884
I can't see him going from 9-6 in Juryo to 12+ in Makuuchi desu.

>>256879
Isn't Nishonoseki way out in the boonies? That's commitment. Wouldn't mind watching a sparring session between 'sato and the Ultimate Manlet.

>>256891
Kisenosato's new Osaka camp is much more centrally located, I forget where it is exactly but the jap media was making a big deal about it a few weeks ago cause they got two practice dohyos
>Gee Onosato, how come your oyakata lets you have two dohyos?

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you'er in da club and this weirdo lurches in, grabs your gf by the belt and shoves his head into her chest, how do you react?

Its Onosatover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rvWeULQNeo

>>256895
Just take a fucking basho off lmao. Asashoryu pulled a sickie one basho and nothing came of it.

>hosh does not seem to have figured "it" out
>sato putting his yamato bushido spirit on full display (in a manner similar to the imperial japanese navy roughly around 1945)
Holy shit he might actually have the chance to do it

The next yusho winner? Heh, if I told you I'd have to kill you.

It's Kinbozan btw.

>>256901
kys

>>256902
He was within a hair's breadth January last year. This is his time.

This is HIS time.

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Official wagering odds for Osaka are out, the bookies have finally learned their lesson after taking a beating at Dan's hands for calling him an underdog two bashoes in a row.
Dan is now the favorite to win and the yokozunas have the longer odds.

>>256904
why is the most consistent 8-7 guy in 4th place?

>>256905
The guys calculating these odds are shit are their jobs, and you can probably dunk on them by following Ozumo even slightly. WMH at 16:1? Lmao the guy hasn't one in his career been in contention for a Yusho after the first fucking 5 days. Fact check my ass on this, the best he's done without losing a match is 5 days. And he's considered solid Sanyaku material right now.

Hinkaku is a meme. All rikishi are villainous cowards and bullies.

With how much hype there is about Dan's potential rope promotion, it'd be hilarious if this ends up being a clown basho instead.

>>256907
I still can't believe the way Ura beat that deshi's face in with a broken glass bottle.

>>256908
IchiyamaYUSHO

That khokhol whiteboy will never be a Yokozuna. He's going to choke harder than any who came before.

>>256910
I came just this morning.

>>256893
>they got two practice dohyos
The main stable also has two dohyos. It's such a simple fix, but it's honestly a gamechanger. Look up any keiko video of a mid-size or bigger stable and you'll see a dozen guys just standing there watching or fucking with dumbbells. 2 dohyos = 2 times as much sparring bouts that can be done. I get there's space/money constraints with the heyas, but it's a wonder nobody else thought to do this until Nishonoseki.

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>>256912
There's all the ritualized stuff that makes maintaining 2 a huge headache. It also depends on how the stablemaster wants to plan things throughout the day. There's a lot that can be done to whip the weakass members into shape beyond the normal dohyou use. And yeah, getting that floor space meant setting things up pretty far from the Tokyo arena, where others can just take a short comfy cab ride.

Do any makuuchi rikishi have a lower tier brother ready for March to sacrifice to get a yuusho like Kotoshoho did last year?

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>>256898
>suicidally stupid
>suicidally proud
Our yokozunae, everyone!

>>256914
>>256912
Why don't they just practice without a ring? They can do sumo anywhere with a flat ground, just draw a circle with chalk.

>>256904
>Atamifuji1
Are there multiple tomatoes now?

>>256918
Kayo is a sungold tomato.

>>256912
>I get there's space/money constraints with the heyas
There's a very obvious reason why Nishonoseki moved two prefectures away from Tokyo. Shit's fucking expensive compared to the outlying areas. They're even outside what the government considers actual Tokyo suburbs in terms of where people live who commute to work in Tokyo, they need to be that far away for land prices to be low enough to have such a large building..
>>256917
Ring awareness and using the tawara are vital parts of sumo. At best they could do chest lending from one side of the room to the other, but practice bouts can only be done on a proper ring if you want the wrestlers to actually get anything from them.

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/c33fa1cdcce593efdb05b1a15cf21c889b48c235/images/000

Dan went to Shodai's stable and did some practice bouts with kiriSHITma

>>256920
get some foam cylinders, cut them in half, and superglue them to the ground then

>>256922
Not the same, no matter what the IFS wants to say to squeeze money out of dumb foreigners.
And besides, whatever the ring is made from, it still requires space.

>>256921
>kiriSHITma
That's not his name.

Is 2026 the year Kotozakura finally gets demoted or is he going to keep getting away with his 8-7 salaryman sumo every tournament with kadoban into another 8-7 protecting his cursed ass? I think it's time to put him out of his misery.

Kotozakura will make yokozuna before Dan.

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>when Takayasu does his tsuppari the entire bout
'luv me thousand hands technique

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>>256925
>>256928
soon krang will get major upgrades and brutally murder everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdYRYVdd5o4

How are you supposed to meet girls and get pussy if you're at the stable training all day?

>>256931
Good Dan video

So beyond sick of all the Dan spam from normie casuals. If he wasn't a caucasian no one would even care.

>>256933
Just rape them at the bar when your stablemaster isn't looking,

>>256920
>Ring awareness and using the tawara are vital parts of sumo.
>practice bouts can only be done on a proper ring
Totally wrong. Several heya including Kise don't use tawara in their practice rings

>>256938
Attitudes like that are why Kise doesn't have a yokozuna.

>>256938
Attitudes like that are why Kise has never had a wrestler kk in sanyaku.

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Takasago's tawara-less dohyo.

>>256936
No! Rape is wrong!

>>256935
>If Onosato wasn't Japanese the Japanese wouldn't care about him.

>>256943
go on a japanese board. they might agree

>>256943
Why would I care about a foreigner in a Japanese religious tradition? They should ban all gaijin from sumo. Go join Hakuho's feminist globalist sumo if you want to watch foreigners.

Cry moar, faggot.

>>256945
>Go join Hakuho's feminist globalist sumo if you want to watch foreigners.
KEK! This. So much this. Go watch that mong's feminist circus act.

>>256849

Hakuho is such a prideful idiot. If he had just taken his punishment like a good boy, he would have had his stable by now. Instead he's making a fool out of himself operating some bizarre traveling carnival with obese women and freaks.

>>256931
would be better without some faggot commenting over it

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>>256947

>>256944
>>256945
Sorry I guess that went over your head, people caring about an athlete because of their race is a fairly normal thing and it in no way shape or form minimizes the results and performance of said athlete. You getting mad about it however is not normal, you should get that checked.

He's white and is currently the top dog in the sport.

>>256952
>is currently the top dog in the sport
Never has he ever been the "top dog" and he never will be.

>>256953
>>256904

>>256933
You have evenings free and you get Sunday off. Enho reportedly went on a lot dates in his heyday, before he was a crippled old man.

>>256954
>bookies
are you retarded?

>>256956
>The top dog currently is whoever is at the top of the banzuke which has been folded over 10,000 times. I am unable to comprehend anything beyond winning twice in a row as Ozeki meaning you are perpetually the top dog forever until you retire

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>>256957
Then why do they have zak higher than kirishima? Also

>>256958
OH NO NO NO NO DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>256952
>>top dog

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might grip a tegata

thoughts? questions? comments?

Has anyone tried making an onahole out of a tegata? I want to feel the grip of a yokozuna around my cock.

>>256962
i think dan currently has the hardest grip

>>256963
The faggot said a yokozuna.

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Otowayama's tawara-less dohyo.

>>256961
damn, 12 thousand for a hand print

>>256965
Shameful. Disgusting.

>>256967
But enough about Aonishiki's teppo.

>>256965
They really need 4 rings with that many rikishi.

>>256915
How much lower does the sacrifice have to be? That I'm aware of, the Waka Bros, Oho, Tamawashi (in law), Asakoryu, and Tobizaru all have brothers in lower divisions.

>>256924
Fine. He did some bouts with Lkhagvasuren Byambachuluun.

>>256965
Isn't that just some rented place for Osaka, and not proper heya

>>256972
Sure. They still practice on it for several weeks leading into a basho.

I hate most of the current sekitori.

I'm largely indifferent to most sekitori. I don't like Kinbozan or Shishi because of how oafish and uncouth they are in the ring, and Oho frustrates me because he's clearly capable of much more but just can't lock in.

My favourite is probably Atamifuji or Fujinokawa. The manlet is in for a decade of incredible popularity if his body holds together (it won't).

>>256943
>if horseryu didn't suck then nobody would say he is a fake yokozuna

He doesn't. Only retards say it.

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KPMG stands for Kill Pretentious Mongol Goyims

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>>256979
>mfw the sponsor could only afford to print 4/5ths of the design.

>>256979
No it doesn't you stupid asshole.

>>256975
I believe Oho suffers from a dire lack of coaching. I realize he had no choice in the matter, but he should not have gone to Otake stable. It’s a dead-end.

Think about it: his first stablemaster, the former Dairyu, maxed out at juryo 4. The current guy, the former Tamaasuka, capped out at maegashira 9 and had only one winning record in the top division in 12 chances. Basically a career juryo guy.

Oho’s 26 now, so this is his peak. I don’t think we’ll ever see much more of him than a cheeky yusho in a clown basho like his father did. Poor kid had all the physical gifts but he really never stood a chance.

>>256983
>Oho’s 26 now, so this is his peak
Kaio didn't make Ozeki until he was 28.

>>256984
I’m not saying it’s impossible that Oho makes a jump but Kaio is not really a good comparison because he came up in an era of Takanohana, Akebono, and Musashimaru. Getting 33 over 3 with those names on the banzuke is tricky.
Similarly, Kaio had injury issues early in his career that always hampered his upward momentum, but he was always good fora winning record, while Oho has actually been remarkably durable over his career but inconsistent in terms of record.

Sumo is a welfare program for village oafs.

>>256989
And thats a good thing

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Oaf's got that DAWG in 'em.

My shikona? 王譜 (Oufu). It means kingly heritage.

>>256965
It always looks like a JAV the way they all stand around half naked just waiting.

>>256970
Probably has to be someone competing in the makuuchi division.

>>256997
>WTK's injury reappears and he fucking explodes on day one
>WMH announces he'll fight his brothers matches and his own
>Goes 30-0 in a single basho

>>256941
I never understood this, why would you train in a tawara-less dohyo? Wouldn't you want a dohyo with tawara so you're used to it and can see and feel it so when its match day its not new to you? I feel like a boxing version of this is sparring in a ring without ropes, just weird

>>257000
Setting up a dohyo with a tawara takes a long time

>>257000
Yeah time and money mostly. Having to break down and refill the tawara multiple times a year alongside the dohyo itself is no fun.
The Dohyo lacking tawara do have a small lip at the edge to emulate a tawara.

>>257000
having a huge bump is a big source of injuries, either from landing directly on it or messing up knees and ankles from stepping on it wrong

>>257004
>>257000
>>257001
Why are you trying to make it so complicated and expensive. Just nail down some foam blocks to emulate the tawara. You don't need to fold the rice bails 1000 times into the clay just for a practice ring. Evil spirits only show up to the main event.

>>257008
"We" aren't doing anything.
The small lip on a tawara less dohyo does the same job.
Reminder sumo isn't only a sport but also a traditional practice.

>>257010
Then the stablemasters and the JSA should budget for more floor space and cost to build a proper dohyo.

>>257011
They don't want to, sorry that bothers you.

>>257012
Then they will accept lower performing rikishi.

>>257013
Damn you are so smart dude, maybe you should run the jsa.

>>257015
What is it about sumo that has every newfan deciding that he knows how to “fix” the sport, three months after they start watching?

You don’t see this with soccer or marathoning or Formula 1.

>>257016
You absolutely do see that with other sports. Especially Formula One with the Netflix crowd.

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>>257016
Idk man, but it really is every time.
"Heh, I bet they never thought of this!"

Speaking of fixing sumo, I would make throat thrusts an illegal move. It only takes a few pounds of pressure to crush your throat and cause you to suffocate to death, ban that shit.

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>>257019
Me on the left as Shodai, you on the right as Shohozan for making that suggestion.

>>257019
i dont think anyone has ever died from a nodowa

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>>257013
tard

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>yfw the day Tamawashi eventually retires

>>257023
I'll be dead in 2150 so I don't care

>>257023
Takakeisho debuted 10 years after Tamawashi.

>>257021
Abi is trying dude.

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>>257026
Those two are a great example of how the difference in physical build and application of styles has a huge impact on career longevity.

Keisho's frame was never meant for sumo, and It's amazing what he was able to do with it for as long as he was active. Basically fighting his own body his entire career and acting as a human cannonball head first.
Tamawashi on the other hand is very careful in his sumo, fighting in a way to minimize injury and tending to take it easy on the tawara on defense. Being more physically gifted has allowed for this style to work.

Both men are impressive for different reasons for sure.

>>257029
So, what's the story behind that gigantic bruise? Did he get in a car crash? Whatwas the shikona of the car? Do we have a clip?

>>257031
Playoff in 2019 vs Mitakeumi
Torn Pec.

>>257029
Damn it looks like his gyno has turned necrotic.

>>257004
Dan's practice facility has authentic rice straw tawara, not one of those fake sissy ones like poorfag losers have. Horse's practice facility has tawara made out of gay cause he is fag

>>257019
I'd make them mandatory and have the retired wrestlers serving in blue jackets at the bashoes nodowa the fans, they'd love it
>I only paid for a regular ticket but takarafuji slapped the shit out of me for free, I fell down a flight of stairs it was awesome!! So authentic!!

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>>257023
>my mfw when the day Tamawashi finally retires

>>257036
He's one of the good ones.
He isn't seen as a mong, just an old man with a perfect attendance record.

>>257032
How did that one happen? Pushed too hard?

The tawara at my stable are made of pool noodles.

The tawara at my stable are made of poodles.

>>257038
probably just overtraining

>>257038
Pretty much yeah. Similar to kisenosato's but pushing instead of throwing.
>>257042
Retard

>>257043
What causes HorseSHITryu's disgusting thigh and ass acne? Is it a disease or some sort of rash or is it just because he doesn't wash?

>>257044
Why don't you shut the fuck up? It's condition that some of us have and there's nothing that can be done. It doesn't mean that we don't wash or that we're dirty. Fuck you.

>>257044
I think you need to find something else to obsess over.

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>half the rikishi now are zoomers that make more money than you, get more pussy than you, and have achieved more fortune and glory in front of the world than you ever will have, they will be remembered while you will die forgotten

>>257048
Almost 90% of the rikishi aren't even being paid at all, so I make more than them by default.

>>257016
Most people don't have any idea what they're talking about, but a lot of veteran fans also have ideas, and there is some really low-hanging fruit like fixing the Isegahama guys' lifting form

>>257050
half of salaried rikishi

>>257048
Well I've literally never gotten pussy, don't try to get pussy, and haven't lest my house in over a decade so that's not an accomplishment at all.

>>256994
The reality? 穢多 (Eta). It means abundance of filth.

>>257037
*

>>257019
Fuck off to your faggot soccer thread. Bitch.

>>257023
Correct.

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Fat little bitch. Only in sumo could some 5'6" manlet be 100kg and ppl think he is skinny

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>>257023
>yfw the day Tamawashi eventually retires

>>257059
I was making a reference to the prior discussion about oafs but okay.

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>>257072
I'm aware.

>>257080
whos baldy

>>257081
Araiso (ex-Kotoyuki)

>>257038
steriods are a part of it

Newfags don't even know Takakeisho lore. Pathetic.

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Nikkan Sports described Fujinokawa's visit to Nishonoseki's Osaka training camp as "short but intense"

>>257089
They should've seen me and my ex getting it on.

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Its WakatakaKOGAover, he is cooked. If he competes he will be pulling double digit losses and possibly making his injury situation even worse.

Chanko sharts

*heavy breathing* I did my style of sumo.

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Dan obliterated KiriSHITma in training for the 2nd day in a row, Dan was 7-0 this time, he was 8-1 against him yesterday.
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202603040000865.html

>>257094
I can't wait for the basho to start so you can eat a whole plate of SHIT as Dan gets exposed and embarrassed.

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Yeah, I'm thinking it's fantasy sumo yusho time.

>>257095
Yeah now that Dan is O1e and not O1w he's finally going to his a ceiling where his schedule is too tough for him.

>>257096
kotoshoho has an ankle injury

>>257098
He'll ganbarize and heal on the dohyo.

I hope Shishi the Oaf suffers a career ending injury and gets deported back to the Donbas.

>>257101
Imagine watching drone footage on /pol/ and in the split second before it cuts off you see it fly towards a face you think you recognise.

>>257096
Roga, the Russian Eagle.

This is the lowest Zak has been on the banzuke since he took on his current shikona in May 2024.

>>257093
You are currently in the yusho race, what are your thoughts? *passes the mic*

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>>257106
ureshishi

>>257106
*heavy breathing* I don't think about it. *wipes sweat from brow* I just try to do my style of sumo. Thank you.

>>257107
Fat pig faced oaf. I can't believe this ugly gaijin bastard gets to fuck 8/10 Jap pussy.

>>257109
Eimi-chan is cute!

Cutest Okami-san is Futagoyama in that bowling beyaslop when she gets a strike :3c

>>257096
>he picked mr. 7-8

>>257113
Roga is due his breakout any moment now. Expect 10+ wins this bashoaaaaahHHHHHHAHAAHAHAH SORRY I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT LMAOOOOOOO

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Shikogod flattened Zak's tits. I love how dynamic the photos jsa has been doing recently are.
>>257088
is this Fujinokawa after day 4?

>>257116
>is this Fujinokawa after day 4?
He's going to get physically split in half within the next three basho and the crowd are going to go fucking wild. He's on a crash course with an -ACK!!! and my god I'm there for it.

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KOGASHITma lost 7 in a row to Dan lmaoo kwabamb

>>257118
>KOGASHITma
Now that's a new one. But Kirishima is plagued with injury and already had his shot at rope. He's earned mountains of praise, don't be a faggot.

>>257116
I wanna hug Kotozakura

>KOGAsato
>HoshoKOGA
>KoKOGAkura
>AoKOGAki

>>257121
>dans name is the only one it doesnt work with

>>257121
>IchiyamaKOGA
>WakaKOGAharu
>TakaKOGAsho

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>安青錦、全勝で出稽古打ち上げ 綱とりの春場所へ、冷静沈着
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/aa8b4a4c770f7df80ce7e3c4f035f8ceb0a750ab

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>>257125
WHY DOES THIS WORD EXIST

THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES JAPANESE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXfKaPL-rdA

Dan's pale white cheeks got me questioning things.

>>257127
>Danslop
The situation is really fucking obvious. Going off Hosh's promotion Dan just needs a 13-2JY.

Dan is the current reigning champion of sumo.

Aonishiki must go 13-2 AND defeat Onosharto if he wishes to get promoted t YMCA

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>>257127
yo who is that

>>257109
No way Shishi is smashing.

AoniSHITki must get a perfect record if he want to be promoted.

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how in tarnation did Onosato ascend to one-armed bandit status and go on a winning streak while only using one arm last basho
his style of Sumo is evolving into something.. powerful

Must be pretty frustrating being an anti-Danner since Dan is the most successful sumo wrestler of all time

>>257136
Small sample size. Give it 6 more basho before we see if he's fit to sniff the coat tails of Hakuho or Asashoryu,

>>257137
Nobody has come close to Raiden's few hundred years old win rate records.

>>257132
AInishiki

>>257136
You know that trolling this thread will have unintended consequences for you. Make the culture of the thread rancid enough with constant trolling and it will die.
Then you’ll have no one to talk about sumo with unless you go to Reddit, where you’ll probably get banned instantly for talking bad about someone’s favorite wrestler.

Free speech comes with responsibility.

>>257140
It's true, this is the first time I've looked at and posted in the thread since a few days after the basho due to how fucking garbage it was. It doesn't seem much better.

>>257131
That nigger just needs to win again. 2 basho in a row as ozeki is always enough.

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Kiryuko is back this basho right

>>257142
Not him but I've already decided I'm never posting on the /sp/ threads while a basho is ongoing again. I found all of the videos for every basho going back almost 20 years so I can just yt-dlp them and watch by myself. There's no point coming to these threads anymore, I've got mine and don't need to waste time with sharty-tier shitposters.

lmao the anti-Danners are sooooo mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk_p1oBwIQA

NHK has a another new special feature on Dan
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/videos/20260304154330551/

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>my brother

If Dan-chan can't get 14 or more wins he should not be promoted to Yokozuna imo.

>>257152
These newscasters are terrible and so obviously rehearsed. It's like two shitty comedians doing a parody of day time tv.

>>257126
It literally means something like "rope-grab". Not too complex.

>>257126
It should be 綱取り

>>257155
I might not care for Raja but all you've done is show of new you are.

Has a mawashi ever fallen off in the dohyo exposing the rikishi's cock and balls and asshole to the audience?

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>>257159
yes, that's why they made the rule that you lose immediately.
or hopefully you get saved by the gyoji

>>257159
the fact that this question gets posted so frequently is a source of amusement to me. all you gays watching sumo on the edge of your seats hoping to see dicks any second, lmao

>>257154
Dan kami-sama will get promoted on 12-3 P and you'll like it

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NHK grand sumo preview airs tomorrow, day 1 matchups will be dropping soon too

>>257164
i bet you $1000 he will get henka'd and only get 11-4

>>257161
Why would you penalize a rikishi for his opponent pulling his mawashi off?

>>257167
because in japan the victim has to apologize for causing trouble

>>257168
Just like in anime when someone gets shoulder checked while walking.

>>257167
Grabbing the mawashi is a basic part of sumo. It's the fault of the rikishi wearing it for not securing it properly. If they let rikishi continue the match naked, it could be a competitive advantage against opponents strong on the belt.

>>257171
Why don't they just start grabbing each other's rolls of fat in place of the mawashi.

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>>257172
>>257172

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What is your favorite kimarite, anons?
For me, it's yoritaoshi.

>>257174
can't beat the oshidashi
nope, can't beat it

>>257175
nakadashi

>>257174
Koshikudake

>>257123
AonishiKOGA

>>257148
>videos for every basho going back almost 20 years
Where?