>>34384000
Having sex is vital

>>34384005
Usually one of the first things you do.

The biggest hurdle for you to overcome is after getting a woman to agree to have a large family of say, 5+ kids, she dips out after two or three. The majority of women don't want that many kids, especially after seeing the work going into them. The bell curve will put most people at average- they'll have the average number of kids even if ideologically they agree to more.

>>34384005
repeatedly

>>34384000
Damn who's idea was it to dress up a little girl like a slut? If it's not obvious I'm referring to the one in denim short shorts and tied crop top. I see adult sluts wearing that exact same uniform all the time.

>>34384211
clothes aren't inherently sexual. there are some women who dress extremely modest with baggy clothes, long sleeves, long pants, high necklines, basically no skin showing besides face and hands who are some of the biggest sluts you'll ever see. and then there are women who dress more revealing with tight clothes, short sleeves or completely sleeveless, short shorts, low necklines, basically always dressed for the beach who are virgins with zero sexual experience. so it's not about the clothes it's about the attitude

>>34384000
You'll need to be able to feed and house people feed and house. People on mostly one income. Either with one adult staying available to the kids most of the time or a lot of cash on daycare.

Or you could.go the basketball harem route and just spread it out among a couple of ladies and juggle that mess.

>>34384265
>clothes aren't inherently sexual
retard

>>34384211
Everyone is wearing normal clothes.

It's rough because you'll actually struggle to even find a woman whose body hasn't already been virtually sterilized by the medical industry. On top of the rampant hormone problems from birth control, they forced this WONDERFUL fucking product called Gardasil on every gen x and millennial girl's parent's, and now an extremely large minority of women has this cute thing called PCOS. So, to vaccinate against a mostly harmless disease that they might have gotten through unprotected sex with a strange man, which may have given them cancer in their 40s, they gave them a drug that just fucks their ovaries up with cysts before the cancer can even get to it.

Your best beet is unironically fucking a minority. Not like a blue blood Ophra bitch. I mean someone who grew up in their natural, black and ignorant environment where their parents didn't get the memo that sterilizing their kid as quickly as humanly possible was the only way to prevent possibly raising another.

>>34384430
Regular clothes aren't.

>>34384772
Those are clothes worn by the sluts on social media who are her role models and bought with her mother's encouragement and money

Yes hi hello I am a mommy,perhaps I can give some advice

You want a woman who was raised in a large family, preferably a religious one. Go look for a Mormon or a Jewess or maybe a Hindu. If she's been around babies before she probably knows what childcare is like and won't back out once she realizes having a big family is the polar opposite of a cozy cottagecore stardew valley fantasy. Maybe go see some babies yourself so you can be more sure you're not going to back out after your second year of having no time for hobbies.

Then you need a big paycheck to support all those kids so make sure you go to school. Women who will accept to have a bunch of kids with random poors tend to be dysfunctional BPDemons.

Then you need a house. You can raise a bunch of kids in an apartment but it's going to suck. Look for a one story house with a big safe yard in a place that's near family. If you can live in the same house as relatives that are willing to help with childcare that's even better.

If you actually want this life, make sure you are ready.

You will be giving up your ability to do anything that's not child related until all the kids are independent.

There will be dirty dishes, infinite laundry and grime on the floor. Desensitize yourself to unsanitary conditions.

You will not be able to rest if you feel sick. It doesn't matter if you're vomiting everywhere and it feels like you're about to faint. If you can't find a babysitter for all the kids, you need to be awake and alert.

Be ready to be sleep deprived for years because babies need to eat during the night and during the toddler years they still wake up because of nightmares. Even when toddlers sleep well they wake up at the crack of dawn.

OH and be ready to be sex deprived! Women can't have sex for months after giving birth and depending on how the birth went, things like pelvic floor damage and perineum tearing could make sex painful for the wife for a while. Even if everything went fine and there's no pain finding time for sex is hard when you have kids. You can only do it when they're asleep but by the time that happens there's a good chance you will feel like sleeping too.

>>34384005
>>34384208
How many times is repeatedly?

>>34385128
>>34385179
This is why getting a religious girl is crucial, by the way. Being a parent objectively sucks ass if your goal in life is to be happy. To find it rewarding you need to believe your suffering serves a greater purpose. So you need either a girl who thinks she's doing it for God, a girl who is convinced your kids will advance the human race in some way or a girl so rich you can just skip the sucky parts of parenthood.

>>34385549
>How many times is repeatedly?
More than once.

>>34385549
At least once per child

>>34386504
I see.

>>34384000
Convert to Orthodox Judaism.

>>34395381
Retarded demoralization. Kys.

>>34384000
The only person in this picture who isn't dysgenic as fuck is the mom

>>34395739
What do you mean by dysgenic?

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>>34384005
Not necessarily, Racoon girl is a test tube baby with no mother.

>>34395422
He is right. Prove him wrong instead of just ad-homineming him.
Every female creature that would be a good mother is already in a long-term relationship when she starts university. The females who are single after 21, they are single for a reason. But sure, enjoy those sluts who are now pretending to be trad or the single mothers when you're in your 30s and your career takes off. You win sloppy seconds!

>>34397108
Who is this?

>>34397108
She's cute.

>>34384000
Man has never even heard of pulling out.

OP you have to act fast. You don't wanna wait for our lives to be over. You want to know right now, what will it be.

>>34399191
Asian girls usually are.

>>34397614
A figure skater.

>>34384000
get boosted multiple times and be sure to promote getting boosted on social media

>>34401423
How does getting boosted in social media help?

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>go on farmer dating.com
>find the cute country girl
>date her and destroy that pussy
>ask her father for her hand
>get the girl, get the farm
>make that football team

>>34406331
>farmerdating.com

>>34406914
I think it was a real site, years ago.

>>34397196
>He is right. Prove him wrong
You have to prove yourself right with evidence first instead of just pretending this laughably exaggerated narrative is true
And no, anecdotes from another permavirgin like yourself doesn't count

>>34409631
I wonder if farmers date by offering cows and cheese to each other.

>>34410459
I'd love some fresh milk and cheese.

>>34384534
Don’t do that. You’re arguing in bad faith. You know exactly what he’s talking about, but you’re trying to make it seem like he’s weird for pointing it out.

>>34411144
Some butter would be good too.

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This thread doesn't look organic enough, you're all fired.

>>34414709
What do you mean organic?

>>34414709
Looks organic enough to me.

>>34414709
I didn't get paid for bumping last time, so fuck u faggot.

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You need to marry a woman who is STRONG!

When I wipe me arse with a bumcloth the whole room be smelling like caca, what's up with that? Are bumcloths better smelling when you have a large family?

>>34418236
>I didn't get paid

>>34384000
Trips checked.

You need a huge income, and/or a lot of extended family to help with child care.

Either that, or you need a multiple birth situation. You want four? Have quads, and you're done.

>>34420503
Pay them more.

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>>34384000
wifing up a woman ran through by some other dude(s) is literally cuckoldry and you'll only end up churning bastard children if you've children with that woman

>>34384000
I hate this type of narcissistic people. Parenthood in the modern age is meaningless. It’s not an accomplishment nor does it make you inherently better than anyone else. And your children DO NOT MATTER. They are merely statistics for the socialites. If you want to leave behind an actual legacy, work on yourself rather than depending on another human being to do the work for you. Lazy ass bum

>>34422811
anon so many people arent having any children at all because they either have no desire or are too inept to do it. many countries arent even meeting the replacement rate. im pretty sure society right now is entirely being propped up by families who actually love children and make good parents so maybe shut the fuck up and let us help them raise the next generation

>>34384000
>find women who want a lot of kids
Time travel back 20 years in the past unironically.

>>34422957
Instead of trying to surpass the replacement level (which is an absurd and unrealistic expectation), we should try to find a more sustainable economic system that doesn’t rely on the exploitation of other people. Oh, but none of you care enough about society as a whole because you only want to prioritize “muh lineage” and “muh bloodline”. If you truly desire fatherhood, you can simply adopt. I know people like you would only come up with excuses such as the child being mentally ill or the process itself being expensive. People who desire biological children are just a bunch of selfish bastards who only care about their own desires. Their children will grow up to be just as judgmental and imposing as them.

>>34384000
>I want to have a large family. What steps do you need to take to have one?

Get large wallet !
But also just dating and mentioning that initially you can be direct or slide it in like "I come from an xyz family, in future I like the idea of having a big one" etc.

>Christ maxxing is good overall if genuine

I wonder if saying in the first date that you want a big family would be a good move.

>>34426199
It depends.

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Start by looking at the house prices in the public school district you want your kids to attend because you're not sending ten kids to private school unless your dad is Jeff Bezos.

>We're going to homeschool!
Then make sure you can afford to live on one income and start planning what curriculum you're going to use and how you're going to socialize the kids.

>>34424812
>talks about a mythical economic system that doesn't rely on exploitation, doesn't elaborate on how it would work

>acknowledges that adopting a kid is paying a ton of money for a pet retard, still pretends that adopting one is logical

shit bait, senpai

>>34428151
That's not Elmo.

>>34429425
It might not be Elmo but he has birthed thirty five children so fuck u.

>>34429803
35? Is that why he looks like your mum?

>>34429806
He looks like your mum, you queer.

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Is hiding my cum in random spots at the supermarket in case a girl finds it and puts it in her pumpum a good strategy to get big family?

>>34429824
But if a guy puts it in his pumpum then you are gay, and gays tend to have more STDs, so be careful and use protection when putting cum in supermarket.

>>34384211
You're a pedophile.

>>34384000
Please don't bring more innocent people into this broken world. Your kids will never have a good life once they're grown up

>>34429824
no
find a job at a fertility clinic and swap donor samples with yours

>>34384208
>>34385549
>>34386504
>>34387753
These people have never heard of twins, triplets, ….

>>34409631
You were thinking of OnlyFarms.gov

>>34384430
Look up the “What Were You Wearing” exhibit. It features the clothing victims wore when they were sexual assaulted. A lot were just baggy shirts and jeans. Plus a lot of the clothes featured were what the victims wore when they were just children when they were assaulted. Like a Disney princess nightgown.

It’s not the clothes that are sexual, you’re just attracted to who’s wearing them

>>34385061
>Go look for a Mormon or a Jewess or maybe a Hindu

Or a Mexican

>>34397614
Alysa Liu. Champion figure skater

>>34384211
>Damn who's idea was it to dress up a little girl like a slut?
Mine.

>>34431255
Why would a Mexican be any different?

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>>34397614
my wife

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>>34384000
either go for a very low (third worlder / muslim / black) or very high (catholic bourgeoisie) social class woman.
middle class women won't be onboard with your plan.

>>34433177
Cute wife