You know, I'm pretty sure there was a thread like this not too long ago, but with the guys penis bending toward the floor. Penisanon is that you again?

>>34432252
What the fuck, really? The grass is always greener I guess

I did some research and according to this, it's completely normal if your member has always looked like that; nothing is perfect.

>>34432330
I know it's normal, but I wanna know if I can change it somehow. How am I supposed to penetrate a woman?

>>34432249
>Is it possible to "bend" my penis straight? It shoots towards the ceiling,
Ohhh fuck off. I made a thread a few days ago asking how I can bend mine towards the ceiling (it's bent towards the floor). Let me tell you one thing, brother, a straight dick is the worst thing you can ever ask. The best dicks are bent towards the ceiling and the floor, then comes the bent towards the side and the worst is the straight penis. It doesn't hit the spot, you know? If you're penis is bent towards the ceiling you can do doggystyle, and there's many other positions...

>>34432346
>I know it's normal, but I wanna know if I can change it somehow. How am I supposed to penetrate a woman?
Like. I said that >>34432399
but is your dick slightly bent or is completely bent to the point you can't insert into a vagina? Cause if it's the later, yeah, that's bad, there's surgeries and methods to bent, but they are risky, in the case of surgeries you could loose girth and size, in the case of homemade methods you could break your dick

>>34432346
Es normal. No se puede “enderezar” de forma natural.Para el sexo me imagino que no es problema. Mientras no allá dolor ni dificultad real, no hay nada que arreglar.

>>34432399
>>34432252
Lmaoooooo the grass really is greener huh. It's like really crazy-ly bent, though. I don't know, I haven't had sex since I was like 10, so maybe my slightly less than average peener is actually better than the average peener?

>>34432403
It rises to a 45 degree angle standing up, I believe, and almost touches my stomach when laying down while erect

>>34432404
No hablas anglais

My English isn't very good, but from what I'm reading, you were given good advice.

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>>34432410
>It rises to a 45 degree angle standing up
Like picrelated? (blue line) It might be too much, but I mean, as long as you can insert, it should not be a problem, really, and in fact, as I said, it can help the women reach orgasm, the grass really is greener hahaha

>>34432407
>I haven't had sex since I was like 10
WTF? Is this some of these jokes about sex with uncle? lol

>>34432427
Yeah it was fine, I guess

>>34432439
It's more like the black like, or a mix between the black and blue one, when you account for the natural curve.

Not that it matters, but my sister and I did some things when we were younger. She was young too, so it's not her fault. I guess I brought it up since nows a good time to get it off my chest

>>34432448I hope you soon find a girl to experience those things with, and about your sister, we've all been young and made mistakes; the important thing is to learn from them.

>>34432448
>Not that it matters, but my sister and I did some things when we were younger. She was young too, so it's not her fault. I guess I brought it up since nows a good time to get it off my chest
How do you guys navigate about that? Have you guys talked about this? Did penetration occur or only lewd stuff?

>>34432475
Oh yeah, I've definitely learned from it. Not exactly sure how I can not make the mistake again lol
>>34432482
We copied whatever porn we watched, which of course included penetration. The worst part about it is that we eventually got our baby sister involved (not a literal baby, but she's a little younger than me). As we got older, we just stopped doing it and never spoke about it. I hope they don't remember it, but I wonder if they're hoping the same for the other parties. I think the last sexual experience I had with my sister was when I was 13 or so. By that point, she should have known it was wrong, but it is what it is I guess. She got me into this stuff when we were both young, but I wonder if our older brother did something to her which made her do something to me. She shouldn't have been thinking about that stuff, but he would've since he he should've a teen around that time. He's definitely a pedophile and not afraid to mess with 15+ girls, but I have no evidence to get him put away

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What a change in pace for a thread.

>>34432535
I kinda just needed to vent lol. I'm glad I'm anonymous

>>34432522
I'm so sorry, something similar happened to me when I was 7 years old, although there was never anything physical. It's been 10 years since then, and sadly, to this day I don't have any interest in men, either romantically or sexually. I feel pathetic compared to my friends who have more experience with this.

>>34432522
That's wild, at some point did you want to marry her or something? I can't distinguish the feeling of sex from wanting to stay with that person, but if your brother did something to her, why would she do it to you? That's something I don't get it. I'm glad none of your sisters got impregnated, cause you were a kid, it is what it is, I'm sorry you passed through this, if you might permit, how much older than you was she?

>>34432573
>been 10 years since then
But of course, when you account for the months, you're actually 18 years old, not 17. Because being 17 on 4chan results in a 30 day ban, so you're actually 18 because you don't want to break the rules.

But seriously though, thanks for your sympathy. I'm ashamed I participated in that stuff, but I was a kid and was just following my big sister. I can't make up for it, and I can't hate myself, so the feeling just sits inside me. Though the feeling created by our unique experiences won't go away totally, all feelings dull with time, and it gets easier to think back to those times, which is healthy. I appreciate you guys letting me talk about my experience. It actually helped a little. I don't think my past has impacted my love life like it may have impacted yours, but I'm sure there are steps to remedy it. Thanks again for listening

>>34432610
I think I was 9 or 8 at the time, since I know we were doing that stuff before I got Pokemon White 2, and my save file started in 2013. She's 4 years my senior, so she would have been 13 or so. Geez, I might've been even younger because I remember we started "dating" way before 2013, but I don't think that lasted long for two kids lol. Hmm, my family moved from house to house so much, all our previous homes meld together in my memories, so it's hard to pin point when in time this happened. Regardless, for the most part, I didn't have any romantic feelings for her, but I did for other girls my age which is strange. Maybe my brother only introduced her to porn, and maybe she decided to try it out with me since we would hang out a lot. It's only a theory I have, considering the kind of person my brother is

>>34432652
>She's 4 years my senior
Yea, if you stopped at 13, she definitely knew what she was doing at that point. I know it's wrong, but that's kinda of hot. I wouldn't do it, but it's kinda of hot. I hope it didn't left any lasting impact in your life.

>>34432410
ITS NORMAL YOU INCEL AUTIST

Pointing up is the best for missionary, rubs them just right

>>34433738
Yeah ok. Next you'll tell me it's normal not to have a 15 inch penis. Nice try, femoid-cel Jewish propaganda-maxxing thirdie

>>34433803
MY DICK IS THE SAME
THIS DICK IS THE SAME: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection
ITS NORMAL

>>34433813
Not clicking your IP gathering link. Try and be more subtle next time, yeah?

>>34433751
>Pointing up is the best for missionary, rubs them just right
Tell me the best positions for pointing down. Please. I never understood this shit, they say doggy is best for upward, but then you say missionary too. Aren't they literally opposites? I tried asking LLMs and it makes ZERO sense to me

>>34433825
Hahahahaha god damn thats funny
bro I feel for you, but you're literally trying to understand sex by asking chatgpt.. zoomers are DOOMED

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Dick points upward -> missionary
Dick points downward -> doggy
The idea is that the main point of friction is the vaginal g-spot, which is in the 'front' facing wall of the canal. It's quite close to the entrance, so the direction of the dick head upon insertion is the 'friction' (when the shaft isn't impeded by internal pressure at full insertion)
>picrel

>>34433837
>you're literally trying to understand sex by asking chatgpt
Nahh bro, I know sex, but I want to know the best positions to maximize my sex life, hahahahah

>>34433838
>doggy
Are there any other creative positions? Actually, your image explains a lot, thx

>>34433838
So it's ok if my penis is 4.5 inches?

>>34433851
https://sexpositions.club/
Here's a site that has diagrams of hundreds of positions, look for any that have the curve of your dick pushing into the anterior wall of her vagina, like it does in doggy

>>34433904
Thank you, but do you know any position in which I can look the woman in the eyes? It seems that every damn position is with her back facing me :(

>>34433897
yep. So long as it's not pencil thin.

>>34433911
Besides contorting her kama sutra style, just lift her hips more. E.g. for misisonary, add pillows, or hold her thighs up. It won't perfectly reverse the angle and get the gspot every time, but it'll help neutralise it. Or fuck in front of a mirror ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>34434272
...is two fingers wide pencil thin?

>>34434710
oh,,,