>>34436177
How could you even think of that? It's very different to put it in wherever you put it than in the vagina, and normally when that happens, women have to get it out with tweezers. But since you're not a woman, don't even try. Try to poop as much as you can, otherwise, unfortunately, you'll have to go to the hospital. Good luck.

>>34436177
Get some laxative

>>34436177
If this is a serious question, I would try to use the shower head. Unscrew it, that'll leave you with a small schnozzle, work your asshole to open up to accept said schnozzle, and give yourself small fillings of water. Eventually the tampon will be saturated, and that's when you can easily poop it out. It's like giving yourself an enema (ewie word) except you have a tampon up your ass

Good going my man

>>34436177
>Is there a way to force it out without going to the hospital?
No. Swallow your pride, and go down to A&E/ER. They've seen far worse, trust me.

wtf are you doing you fucking cunt lol

>>34436356
what would be wrong with op just waiting a day so he can properly poop it out?

>>34436355
Or you could you know. Use a bidet

>>34436750
bidet doesn't get water in ur anus. but also if that tampon get's saturated with the paper still around it, won't it damage op's butthole?
>t. bidet user

>>34436751
Ive been forcing shit out my ass when im too lazy to shit with a bidet yes it can go up your ass
>tampon gets saturated
Tampons are just compressed cotton shouldn't it bloom and becomes reachable for anon so he can pull them out?

>>34436757
you must have an extreme loose asshole

Be me
>Happy because I learned to read when I was a kid.
>After almost 30 years I'm reading this

>>34436757
He already said the tampon is in its wrapper still

>>34436821
>not desensitized
You must very new

>>34437139
nah, douching because you're too lazy to shit is an unusual kind of heinous

>>34437139
No, it just sounded funny.

>>34436177
"Mom I need help"

*Tomorrow*
"My anon son put in his ass one of my tampon. Is him retarded?"

>>34436749
>what would be wrong with op just waiting a day so he can properly poop it out?
Tampon will absorb moisture and swell up to the point that it can't be forced out.