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State gender
How would you punish the jannies for destroying this website for 24 hours?
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plap
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>>34436199
62 million moids need to be killed off.
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>>34436202
What method of execution would you choose?
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>>34436199
Kidnap moot and lock him in a cage until he teaches the admins how to maintain the site.
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>>34436199
M

foid jannies get corrective plapping
moid jannies get forced on HRT for 12-months followed by corrective plapping
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>>34436205
Obviously, death by SNU SNU!
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>>34436199
What did the jannies do (or not do) this time
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>>34436205
She'd eat them.
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>>34436199
I have a bad feeling some sort of hack happened, and we are being kept in the dark…
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>>34436205
We have that many bullets, right? Should be simple.
Though in a perfect world, demons deserve violent ritual exorcism. Their screams could fuel the data centers.
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>>34436210
Posting was fucky wucked for two days.
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State Gender
Candles or Incense?
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>>34436215
Need a Snow GF…
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>>34436215
>Lust provoking image
>Irrelevant time wasting question
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>>34436215
M

Candles
incense is for church
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>>34436215
Candle salad
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>>34436215
F
Candles
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>>34436215
Women smell is enough for me
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how do women feel about unhinged (but harmless) guys?
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>>34436219
Aren't candles also a church thing?
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>>34436223
>harmless
Ick
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>>34436223
I don't think they exist.
Do you have examples?
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>>34436216
Shes not white
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My favorite thing is to come here and post as a character
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>>34436223
Stay away
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>>34436195
M or F
What's your favorite pizza?
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>>34436229
samoan spotted
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>>34436225
abusechadsexual hands
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>>34436199
The jannies are blameless. It was the admin and probably the feds
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>>34436232
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garlic, onions, chili, mushrooms, olives and arugula
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>>34436233
I've never larped as a Samoan you got me
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>>34436232
For me, it's the hot oil pie from Colony Grill in Stamford, CT (now franchised all over the east coast)
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>>34436231
why.
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>>34436232
M
Margherita.
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>>34436232
M, and if you're talking about frozen stuff Costco has a ridiculously good mushroom pizza.
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>>34436240
I don’t want anything to do with unhinged people
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>>34436242
>mushroom pizza
get help anon
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Vintage clay-stove pizza from Italy.
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>>34436245
Nta but that shits fire
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>>34436229
>not posting as several people
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>>34436244
you like it when people are uninteresting, you mean?
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>>34436247
I don't think I'd want to eat vintage anything
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>>34436245
nta but you are weak if you think mushroom pizza sucks
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>>34436250
About that
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>>34436251
If unhinged is the bar, yes.
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>>34436254
only old ppl like mushrooms, sorry not sorry
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>>34436258
boring foid, incapable of having fun
sad!
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>>34436259
spiritually i am an old grandpa so you might have a point there
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>>34436247
this anon knows
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>>34436259
Super cringe
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>>34436266
hit a nerve, unc?
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>>34436259
I like that with mushrooms if your emotional state is less than ideal then you go to hell for several hours. Hard to lie to yourself about your feelings in this case.
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My gf and I tried anal for the first time. She says it was the best sex she's ever had and wants to make it a regular thing, but aside from her reactions I thought it was kind of meh. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
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>>34436268
we're talking about button mushrooms on pizza not shrooms you druggie
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>>34436271
>button mushrooms
nta but you are so closed minded for thinking only of button mushrooms
throw some oyster mushrooms and chanterelles on that bitch
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>>34436268
i like how mushrooms make things a little less tangled. weed does the same thing to me a little bit.
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>>34436261
What is your job, hobbies and interest?
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>>34436275
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>>34436274
end yoself dumb bitch, I probably know more about mushrooms than you ever will, I just picked the most commonly used one on pizza by npcs to make an unmistakable point to the drug lord
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>>34436277
wizard, alchemy, magic? no need to take it personally anon, only pulling your leg
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>>34436215
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Neither. I got an nose like a bloodhound and anything with a strong smell really irritates me
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>>34436269
Anon was deep in pink and didn’t enjoy it?
WHAT.png
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>>34436267
There's more to life than golden brown

https://youtu.be/7KIHvuMl4Kk?si=a8p8GlaMl3BLSn8F
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>>34436215
>Candles or Incense?
Candles. Incense makes my sinuses burn. Also, bonus points for hapa armpits.

>>34436232
>What's your favorite pizza?
Sicilian or a crisp Margherita pizza.
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anun, you're an oxymoron
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>>34436289
Shut up, harlot.
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>>34436290
how do you figure?
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>>34436292
I can smell it
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>>34436275
>"Tangled."
What do you mean?
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hungry ;_;
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>>34436296
EAT
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My ex sent me two texts for the first time in almost 2 years. She said "hi" and then "how's your music going?". I could be mean and ask her how slashing her wrists is going or I can use her for sex. Which do I choose?
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Would you date the man/woman of your dreams if it turned out they were the last person you argued with on the internet?
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>>34436298
M

Don't be petty. Either ignore her or be cordial.
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>>34436297
can't. too late, no snacks
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>>34436293
this bitch is missing a nose!
>>34436298
no need to be hostile anon, return the gesture and see how she's doing
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>>34436301
yeah, I know the dumbo doesn't like mushrooms, it's cringe and appalling but nobody's perfect
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>>34436298
Ignore.
Always ignore.

Also, was she cute? JW
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>>34436303
you can always eat the cheese from under your toenails
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>>34436301
i'm not so sure i'd want to curse the person of ky dreams with my cursed aura
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>>34436301
Probably yes, unless she was racist.
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Charging desperate people insane fees because they have no other choice kinda night.
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>>34436301
It was her so yeah I would
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>>34436296
I will FedEx you a smol bag of Doritos.
That’s all I got.
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>>34436311
>It was her
wat
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>>34436199
Imagine being so indian that you need to post here 24/7 to distract yourself from immediately committing suicide
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>>34436301
Lol no, fuck that retarded loser
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>>34436310
nobody is forcing you to go to a prostitute, you have two perfectly fine hands
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>>34436312
Thank you for your kindness.
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>>34436306
Yes but she's insane and I've been enjoying accumulating a roster of women to fuck and go out with on the weekends when I'm bored so I really don't want to get back with her
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>the rotund one has arisen
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>>34436228
That poster is indian every woman that doesn’t have shit coloured skin is considered white to him
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>>34436301
M
lol yeah
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>>34436316
Incels love playing victim mentality games just like women
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>>34436320
Yeah, he is already annoying with just two, obvious posts,
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>>34436324
real
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>>34436315
>fuck that retarded loser
You chose the words
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It’s surprising to me how many women talk like chuds
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>>34436247
Brown shit stained polluted water from the Ganges
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>>34436328
i love chuds cause im a like the female version of one minus the opposite gender hatred and racism
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>>34436330
You are a man with a dick and balls in makeup and a wig
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>>34436328
define talking like a chud
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>>34436301
M

Pretty sure my last argument was on religion so it's literally the situation I'm in irl where I met a girl who likes all of the same shit I like but doesn't wanna go to church with me. So unfortunately no.
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>>34436332
but anon.. i have xx chromosomes
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>>34436329
Do you even know what Italy is?
Are you drunk?
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>>34436334
You can still go to church for the both of you.
God sees her everyday.
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>>34436336
Insecure suicidal pajeet detected
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>>34436335
Do you need a y?
A Y-friend?
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>>34436334
are those same things she likes a bunch of degenerate fetishes and goy slop?
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>>34436333
Yes, you are a chud
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>>34436269
the truth is, anal is more about the girl than the guy
you are blessed, enjoy making her cum with her butt
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>>34436339
Nope.png
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>>34436336
ignore the "samoan", he's trying to "collect indian seethe" for "content" for his "youtube channel"
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>>34436343
prove it, stinky femcel
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>>34436346
Unironically it always works why is that saar?
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>>34436348
Huh no
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>>34436079
>Jesus had no problem with it. I don't know why you think you should.
NTA. I can understand this argument as it pertains to homosexuality, at least. But casual sex, threesomes, orgies? Can you really argue there's a place in holy matrimony for those things?
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>>34436351
never post this ever again
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>>34436353
No problem, it’s a one time deal
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>>34436354
thank you very much
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>>34436346
Nta it's quite funny how indians like en*j speak of their own people
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>>34436215
moid
neither, turn up the AC so you can't smell anything
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>>34436351
… yikes!
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>>34436358
it might be some sort of coping method where he thinks the best he can do is to try and monetize being despised so much, I can respect that
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>have a serious desire to have a kid
>already have nephews and I love them
>sister has a daughter on the way
>try to use vidya to distract myself
>now even games are about protecting a kid
FUCK
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>>34436358
Do not redeem the korraposter saar
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>>34436215
M
candles
incense doesnt last long enough
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>>34436314
yeah, why don't you tell us what that's like?
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>>34436366
Who is us?
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>>34436362
the government doesn't want you to know this but kids at the park are free, you can just take them and bring them home
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>>34436357
Hm wow I don’t think the picture you posted is reflective of the truth
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>>34436352
You're still married if you have a mistress. I don't like it either but the rules don't forbid it.
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>>34436369
this pic also gives me the ick, why do you want to give me the ick? is that your fetish?
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>>34436361
>goes from Samoan to Indian in just a few posts
Just kill yourself already buddy you are embarrassing yourself at this point
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men are so scary, they’re just so smart and strong and confident and assertive, i really can’t get enough of them and once day one of them will be kind enough to grant me access to them
i cannot wait
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>>34436374
you are indian, you just call yourself samoan to try and distance yourself from your brothers
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>>34436373
You just reminded me of something I experienced two days ago in the middle of the night during a bad trip, thanks
And yes, it’s my fetish
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>>34436377
are you going to grave us with the story or is teaserbaiting also part of the fetish?
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>>34436376
Melty incoming lmao
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>>34436375
Why are you ghey?
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>>34436379
thank you for warning us about your emotional state but we can tell without you announcing it
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>>34436382
>hearing voices from anonymous posts again
Still mad I stole your thread JH saar
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>>34436378
Teaserbaiting is a huge fetish of mine actually
But yes, basically
>high
>thinking about childhood
>remember being very young
>showering with me mom
>see her bush
>revulsion
>fast forward
>chose a kink I thought was edgy and cool
>realize “is this actually what I want”
>oh no
>anyways
That’s it
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>>34436367
myself and my associates
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>>34436387
>showering with me mom
uhm...
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>>34436390
Everybody get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur.
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>>34436392
I'm going to go back to the thrift store and get that camel hair blanket I saw now to calm my nerves after this interaction
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>>34436390
I was like 2 years old or something
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>>34436232
>What's your favorite pizza?
M. My local pizza place does one that's pepperoni, nduja, mascarpone, and chilli honey. It's amazing.
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>>34436394
Oh, I remembered you mentioning that a few days ago.
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>>34436395
are you trying to pretend to be Siddhartha Gautama?
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>>34436375
Aww, thanks babe. I'm sure he'll be lucky to have you.
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>>34436399
yeah, I already got one but there's another one and it's calling me
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I just need to get as buff as Thragg and I'll get a gf right?
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>>34436407
if you want one of those with fake lips that wear a waist cincher 24/7 and their highest priority is getting dey nails done maybe
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>>34436269
>Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
True knowers are well aware that it has always been for the woman.
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>>34436407
>buff
face is all that matters
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>>34436407
Once I look like clavicular I'll get a gf... I'm not a jerk like him either, so I'll be a catch.
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>>34436412
Yeah my gf loves anal sex because her pussy and asshole are so tight and close together it basically feels like one big hole to her
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>>34436413
So… if a guy had a good face, but body like The Quartering, or bone thin like Penguinz0, he would get a GF?
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>>34436413
Height*
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>>34436407
Not if you talk about lame nerd shit like Invincible.
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>>34436413
Pics look edited.
Most of them anyways.
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>>34436417
Don’t take lifting advice from torontopajeet this is what he looks like
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>>34436413
the second guy on the top did get a qt girlfriend though
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>>34436422
The Jewish guy?
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>>34436400
Kek, no
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>>34436413
Buff David Schwimer and Buff Walton Goggins kills me every time
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>>34436424
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>>34436420
nta but they aren't
>>34436422
proof please
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>>34436426
I don’t get it… who is the picrel?
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>>34436428
you
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>>34436429
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>>34436413
I think the only reason women approach me when I go out is because of my hair.
Then I fuck up the chatting part every time.
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>>34436417
Between these 2 guys, which do you think is more successful with women?
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>>34436430
who's that? do you know her? is this your friend from school? why is she making that face? did you take this picture? aah, I think I know her mom, it's susan, right?
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>>34436430
Is it weird that I think chick is hot?
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>>34435398
>at 13 and im fi-aAAAAACCCK-
Of course an "ask the opposite gender" thread is going to be full of trooners pretending to be women.
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>>34436434
Whoever's taller
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>>34436426
Anger moment
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>>34436435
If I think she is who she is (a language specialist on YT, according to /int/), then I agree. She is very attractive.
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animated kissing_while_penetrated hand_holding
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>>34436441
Oops, meant to reply to:
>>34436436
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>>34436442
sorry, wrong site
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>>34436426
Something funky going on with her left hand.
AI?
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>>34436442
dark-skinned_female sound longer_than_30_seconds
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>>34436447
https://youtube.com/shorts/MMlFTPolqDM
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>>34436407
>I just need to get as buff as Thragg and I'll get a gf right?
Is there any evidence that Thragg has a gf?
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>>34436449
I can confirm I have a gf t. Thragg
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>>34436412
Real wisdom carpet bombing right here
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Is it true that your balls hurt when you pass a certain level of horny and don't "seal the deal," or is it just a metaphor? If it is real what does it feel like?
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I met a girl who told me I had powerful psychic energy and who's into crystals and who writes stream of consciousness poetry. We kissed, but nothing more. When I got back home I saw on her Instagram that she'd posted a massive stream of consciousness thing about me. Should I be scared?
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>>34436452
Nigga this is the eastern front, there are no hoes, you are going to die here.
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>>34436453
What did it say? She's a weirdo but she might be harmless.
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>>34436452
The base of my penis and balls will ache, yes. I think it's because your muscles are (instinctively) clenched while you're erect so you've simply spent so much time clenching those muscles that now they're sore.
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>>34436453
Doubtful
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Femanons, be sure to recharge your energy crystals.
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>>34436452
An aching discomfort, like having to piss but less urgent.
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>>34436459
Don’t tell me what to do swarthoid
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>>34436453
oh lawd
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>>34436452
The area where the cum gets ejected stsrted hurting on one side when i did hours of looking at softcore pornography without cooming. I realized that's a bad idea very quickly.
Cock will just hurt a little of you jerk off too many times too quickly.
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>>34436452
It's real. Like a tightness in your balls, radiating up to your stomach. It's nauseating.
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>>34436453
That's good. Keep pushing yourself on her.
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>>34436459
I got selenite wands yesterday, I'm good.
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>>34436455
I don't want to live in the world where we lose anyway.
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>>34436464
None of you practice semen retention regularly incels would’ve died years ago during famine and war they’re only kept alive artificially by how easy quality of life is today
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>>34436461
Im just sayain’.
You don’t want to be caught neglecting.

> the sisterhood never forgets
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>>34436468
Chad doesn’t lose just you
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>>34436469
That's just mental illness.
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>>34436470
You’re kinda cute I’m actually trans
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>>34436452
>Is it true that your balls hurt when you pass a certain level of horny and don't "seal the deal," or is it just a metaphor? If it is real what does it feel like?
It's very real and surprisingly painful. Imagine a splitting headache in your lower pelvic region, and you'll have some idea.
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>>34436474
Well I have a gf and you don’t
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>>34436477
But is she attractive
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>>34436473
I'm not talking to you, freak. I'm not the person >>34436455 replied to either.
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Did I do anything wrong?

>be me
>get off work
>in car
>see lady who I somewhat remember from training and works close by a similar department
>she’s a little bit older
>I think she’s cute
>after work I saw her and decided to my shot
>I saw her parked next time so I asked if she worked at ___ and thought she was cute
>she said yes but said oh thanks but seemed disinterested and annoyed
>I saw she a ring her on her finger after too
>I told her sorry and she said it was fine but seemed annoyed and left quick

My intention wasn’t to annoy her and I didn’t know she was married. I just thought she was cute that was all like asking to get get coffee or whatever
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>>34436477
So you're retarded and i'm not
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>>34436456
It was like a fragmented and elliptical diary entry. She made disjointed references to what we'd said and done, along with some speculation about who I truly was and what we might do together in future.

When we were together she came across like a massively autistic version of that woman from Fleabag, if she were a crystal and aura girlie.
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>>34436485
Sure beats being gay lol
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>>34436483
Well… that sucks.
Best thing to do is avoid her at all costs, or be slapped with a felony.
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>pajeet fell for a tranny holy kek uploaded and doxxed
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>>34436484
liar, that's a selfie of you
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>>34436488
I just feel bad now. I don’t intend on talking to her again based on the second comment you wrote
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>>34436483
You annoyed her because she's totally taken and she wasn't in the head space to deal with a flirty guy who might become a pain in the arse when he gets rejected. But you weren't a pain when you got rejected, so all that happened was she got kind of annoyed by you. There's nothing wrong with being kind of annoying to someone sometimes. That's just part of life.
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>>34436491
Not trying to be mean, it’s just you know, people can overrated to such minor things, and you don’t know what her temperament will be like going forward.
I get you weren’t malicious, but she may think otherwise later on
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Should we bring this back into style?
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>>34436467
I've got another kind of wand for you, bestie.
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>>34436495
Hehe thanks are you okay with me being trans?
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>>34436484
No, you aren't.
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>>34436497
Yes.
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>>34436493
Well I hope she doesn’t but yeah I agree with you wrote

>>34436492
I see
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You ppl talk a lot of shit, but at least we can genuinely love a man unlike biocunts
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>>34436484
Scrawling "ENTJ" across the photo of some random woman you downloaded from the Internet does not mean you have a girlfriend.
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State gender. What was your earliest experience of porn, and how do you think porn has affected you?
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>>34436492
Rejection can be more traumatic than rape. She can now ruin his confidence and reputation at work.
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>>34436503
I don’t remember.
But it has made me realize, I’ll never be good enough for any woman.
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>>34436505
>Not trawling the internet for low quality genuine looking homemade stuff
Lots people fatter and uglier than most are having sex. Both men and women
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>>34436316
I mean like fixing someone's car or giving medical aid in the middle of nowhere or they're stranded. I'm the one who's doing the exploiting idk where you got prostitution from, are you one?
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raped trash
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>>34436506
Lot of amateur content out there with a decent looking woman and you can tell she's performing with her bf/husband and not hired talent because the guy's dick is small.
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>>34436346
Funny thing is he's right in this one very specific instance
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>>34436510
I have no idea what I’m doing lmao
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>>34436511
Damn, even Pengu maxxxed!
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>>34436503
F
4
Don’t know how it has affected me I haven’t tried something different
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>>34436514
>4
How
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>>34436512
I currently work for Weyland/Yutani corp.
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>>34436195
Clavicular overdosed
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>>34436519
What does that mean?
Deceased?
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>>34436503
M
My sister showed me a woman getting spitroasted on google images when I was 6
This was bad
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>>34436195
Girl at the gym touched me shoulder before she left the convo and mid workout gave me her right earpod to listen to the song she was listening to. Was she into me?
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>>34436504
I don’t think she would do that
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>>34436520
apparently he was hospitalized from an overdose
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>>34436520
Hes still alive.
>>34436519
Fuck you for trying to scare femanons like that.
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>>34436523
Lol no, girls do that to me all the time
>t. Virgin
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>>34436529
>>34436523
Why would a girl touch his shoulder and give him her AirPod? Kinda random no?
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>>34436527
It scares me that he's still alive.
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>>34436519
We be chilling with Zyzz in Agartha
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Like and subscribe for a free Asian gf brah
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>>34436195
I never ask this, but is there more to the OP image?
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>>34436551
Lol
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Gender
Realistically at what age at the earliest would you expect a kid to enjoy building a Lego set that's ostensibly marked 18+?
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>>34436301
Yes!
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>>34436330
>female version of [chud] minus the opposite gender hatred and racism
What does this even mean? What's even left?
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>>34436556
My gf is a fully grown adult female with a degree and everything and this bitch still plays with fucking Lego
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>>34436452
Yes it can be true. But it's often used hyperbolically as metaphorical emphasis.
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>>34436565
I hope my bf doesn't talk about me like that behind my back just because I like shit marketed towards children sometimes, too.
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>>34436565
...
Not what I asked.
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With the rise of women working/men not working and the rise of role reversal in the West, how desirable will an unemployed boyfriend with a big penis be? Are women going to be fighting over slender and small well endowed twinks?
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>>34436567
I’m not your boyfriend I hate this patronizing bullshit you always do whenever I post my opinion, Lego is fucking expensive and marketed just like fashion and cosmetics at women and they are too dumb to realize it, shove a Lego brick up your vagina you inconsiderate faggot
>>34436569
I don’t give a fuck
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>>34436571
It’s actually the opposite, rich upper class corporate women now want blue collar men that provide for them and spoil them with money and dick
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>>34436556
depends on the kid, my son has been putting together sets like pic rel since age seven and loving it
if the child is into building lego, he can do it, the instructions are very clear and easy and when in doubt, he can always ask someone older to help out a little with a step
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>>34436565
Said the anon who still enjoys shitting up atoga ever day.
Honestly, she's too mature for you.
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>>34436579
Thanks. This is the kind of answer I was looking for.
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Im talking to a japanese girl named "Anon"
I feel like were destined to be
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>>34436580
>the shy nerdy girl begrudgingly still chooses chad anyway
Haha suck ya mum brah
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Are Arab men popular with woke white girls these days?
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>>34436199
M no
>>34436215
Candles
>>34436232
There’s a restaurant in my hometown that sells really good pizza. I also really like that cheese red baron pizza.
>>34436269
I’ve never heard that guys are supposed to like it more
>>34436301
Yes
>>34436452
Everything’s just like swollen for too long.
>>34436503
Does playboy count?
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I wish women who ignored me on apps felt a physical pain in their heart. like being stabbed with a screwdriver.
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>>34436583
>chad
LOL
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Women, do you enjoy facials?
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>>34436584
still no
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>>34436580
Assuming she's real, lol
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People who masturbate are not welcome in the kingdom of heaven
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You will work in a slaughterhouse and a butcher shop.

You will take joy in spilling the blood of animals. Their deaths will fill your spirit with glee.
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>>34436594
Come over here, you little shit, so that I can forcibly masturbate you. I am going to fiddle with your genitalia!
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>>34436589
I personally don't.
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>>34436594
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
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War of the Gods

https://youtu.be/Q6MjA2jAtDA
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>>34436603
We're about to. And the ones who misunderstand (on purpose) the scripture will be punished thousands of times their erring ways . You think the maker of the eye doesn't see
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>>34436606
You will be sodomised by homosexuals. They are going to swarm upon you and take turns drilling your bum.
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>>34436604
Did Mokey D. Luffey ever have his penis surgically removed or did I just dream that?
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>>34436606
You have no sins? That must be nice.
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>>34436609
Lack of faith
Lack of mercy
Lack of patience
Not praying more
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>>34436611
Open up your bunghole! You need to take cock.
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Oh wow, I needed that meal. My tummy is full at the exact right amount now.
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>>34436614
And soon, your rectum will be full as well. Full of semen.
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>>34436589
Never had one. The one time I did try to get one they had to cancel to due to family reasons or I can’t remember. It was my birthday present to me.
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>>34436619
Why would you actually want a facial though? I can understand wanting to give one, not receive
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>>34436565
Kek you got a womanchild. Better than an tiktok/instagram/youtube/twitch/onlyfans
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>>34436619
If you have sex semi-regularly it can't be that hard to get one
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I hate sex I only imagine it in my mind
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>literally using AI to write responses to matches >aving more success than ever when actually trying to talk to women, which are ironically more like talking with robots
How does this make you feel?
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>>34436634
I dumped a guy for sounding like ChatGPT
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>>34436632
I love sex, I only imagine it in my mind
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>>34436624
I don’t know but my face is a uneven complexion.
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>>34436634
I do the same. It actually gave great advice on not sounding like a permission simp. /atoga/ would have told me to be a nice guy cuck.
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>>34436634
Don’t care
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>I dumped a guy for sounding like ChatGPT
Would you dump a guy for responding slower than gpt-5.4-nano with reasoning disabled?
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How are 6 figure earners ever broke, making this much money feels like I’m a god
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>>34436654
Escalating lifestyle costs. People who don't understand living within their means tend to make bad financial decisions, and there's ironically less wiggle room to singlehandedly recover from insolvency when you're working with a larger initial pool of money.
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>>34436654
Can you send me $20
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>>34436656
I can understand having to scale up your vehicle quality and living due to appearance factors but like, if you don’t have a family how are 6 figure earners whining about being broke? Idk, I grew up poor so this stuff is just mind boggling. Maybe if I didn’t live in my impoverished area still I’d change my tune. I guess I’m just very privileged to have low living expenses on top of making good money for the first time
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>>34436654
Women induce bad behavior in men
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>>34436658
How did you get to 6 figures
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>>34436658
>if you don’t have a family
What makes you assume they don't?
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>>34436658
Yo can you send me some money
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why are so many men obsessed with the thought of having children but don’t actually enjoy being around children or taking care of them? seems like it only makes their lives more miserable but they’re so dedicated to achieving this goal. is it a status symbol to show other men that you’re capable of having a family?
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>>34436664
Yea, they just like the idea of it because they know the mom will do most of the work
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>>34436660
Charismamaxxing at my serving job, hopefully going to school to get a different career this fall
>>34436662
Most thirdies and people with parents have to pay tithes to their families. I assume they don’t because of vague internet discourse, I don’t really have a frame of reference
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>>34436666
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I walk around the city “accidentally” dropping pieces of paper so people would stop me and ask me “Excuse me did you drop this?” And I say “oh oops yeah thank you very much” and they say “No problem” I have no friends but I will somedayy
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>>34436666
well that sucks.
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>>34436669
Hahaha I don’t even blame them it’s just a fact that the woman has to do the most and there’s no real way to split the burden in half, she has to surrender her entire body to it
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>>34436232
There was a local italian place around here that served a good thing called a crispino, but I think they moved to florida to kind of retire.
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>>34436269
I've never heard that nongay men are supposed to enjoy anal.
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>>34436678
men can't reach your sphincter anyway
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>>34436667
Tips for charismamaxxing?
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Make it make sense. The escort I started dating is happy to pay for my meals yet wants the full price if I want to just cuddle with her in bed.
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>>34436684
Your relationship is still transactional, i.e. you're not really dating.
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>>34436672
It’s just how it is, if we could mpreg men I bet we would
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>>34436687
So why is she happy to pay 50-60 for our meals?
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Why does it feel so good to be hurt by women?
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>>34436690
Sounds like marketing bait strategy. How much do you pay her for a night?
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I pooped
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>>34436683
Be polite and respectful, good manners, learn what kind of humour works with certain people, gather clues from their appearance to ask relevant and engaging questions (sometimes in the form of statements)
Whatever you do, just do it, don’t be afraid. If it’s awkward, laugh at yourself and be honest
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>>34436695
I only paid her once for sex then we have went out a few times (I didn't pay anything) and she was talking to her mother on the phone about being on the date with me lol
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>>34436654
ENTJ, is that you again?
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>>34436707
Absolutely fucking not
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>>34436706
If you can't even make your own posts make sense then no wonder you can't understand what's going on with this girl.
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>>34436684
lmao
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>>34436690
Probably because she factored the costs of those meals into her "giving half a shit about you" fee, anon.
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>>34436698
Thank you for sharing anon
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Femanons, what would you do if your 25 year old son refused to get a job?
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>>34436721
give up
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>>34436721
Why won’t he get one?
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Women, what do you think about the male landing strip?
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>>34436733
There's a male landing strip?
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Diahhrea because of you retard
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Any cute ginger virgin girl over here wanting to date with a guy with a pp a bit longer than a can of monster energy?(you worth gold so i will wait until marriage to sexo)
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Femanons, would you support your hypothetical baby moid dating another ATOGA foid?
(Such as JH or BV for example, and after he reaches the age of consent of course.)
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>>34436734
It's possible
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>>34436741
Yes
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>>34436741
Sure. They seem okay. Maybe not BV because I wouldn't want my son to be a step-dad.
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Men post your treasure trails
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>>34436755
My OF is only $5 a month, sweaty. You gotta pay to play, I know my worth.
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>>34436756
Drop the link
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Hi moids
I'm wearing CALVIN KLEIN panties
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Are you guys icing your balls?
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>>34436765
I don't believe you
Prove it
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>>34436765
M

I'm wearing HANES
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Struggling but my mama and dada love me
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>>34436766
Uh, not today
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>>34436774
Okay, but are you old enough to post here?
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Begging to be broken up with is the best way to never be dumped
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>>34436741
What kind of question is this? Why would anyone want an age gap that's 30+ years?
>>
Reminder that lusting after women is not the same as liking women.
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>>34436195
This girl is cute and sexy.
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Just a few more month… s … a few more months and maybe ?
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>>34436779
I'm 24.
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>>34436784
That's just some examples, how about a hypothetical ATOGA foid of similar age?
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>>34436717
I thought she cared about me because on our first date she complained about how she always just works and never meets any friends, and she seemed sincere.
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>>34436765
Hi foid. I'm wearing GILDAN
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>>34436765
Jews own your pussy
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>>34436783
It is. I dated some loser woman for a year longer than I should have because I fell for this
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>>34436792
Maybe there could be something real there, but as it stands, she's charging you money to cuddle with her. Nobody deserves that, man
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>>34436796
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>>34436800
He's right I'm afraid.
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>>34436765
Cool, but are you busty or skinny? Are you bush or shaved?
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>>34436765
Those are my favorite because they look just like the iconic BLACKED panties.
>>
Alhamdulilah
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>>34436765
Hi foid
I'm wearing NIKE boxers
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There is nothing worse than to be born with a willpower to live but lacking the willpower to be alive.
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Calling someone a foid feels bad but getting called a moid feels good. Why is that?
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>>34436765
You'd be better off in a Calvin Klein bra and no panties
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I'm wearing my Marilyn Monroe boxers
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I wonder what she's up to
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>>34436823
You hate women
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>>34436362
Maybe we should do it. ` w `
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>never going out with a chick like this >>>/tv/219786815 in my one(1) life
>going out with some mid single mother this weekend

fml
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>>34436823
when we say it, we mean it in an endearing way but when you say it, it's means in an insulting way
many such cases
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>>34436789
What are you hoping/waiting for?
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>>34436835
For my condition to go away
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>>34436791
No. I wouldn't want to date another femanon's son in your first hypothetical, and I wouldn't want my son to date a femanon from here in your new hypothetical.
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>>34436830
Thinking about you
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>>34436838
Oh
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>>34436823
Getting called moid by someone in person or DMs is a great opportunity to attack and bully the person. Terminally online, retarded and so on.
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The chair goes down
I go down
I go up
The chair goes up
I go down
The chair goes down
I go down
I go up
The chair goes up
I go down
The chair goes down
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>>34436823
It's because girls being angry is like your pet rabbit throwing a fit
It looks so cute and adorable
>Aww! So cute!
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>>34436842
fucking the chair is prohibited
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I want her to grab me by my tie pull me in and call me a moid
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>>34436845
What if she has a gun?
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>>34436849
Look, if I came from a culture where public defecation was common, I'd want to fuck men of any other race too.
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>>34436851
He is talking about other indians
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I want him to die
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>>34436855
Me too
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>>34436838
Oh my
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Daily reminder that Gunna didnt sent no bankroll to Thug
>>
No man is an island

No man is an island,
Entire of itself,
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thy friend's Or of thine own were:
Any man's death diminishes me, Because I am involved in mankind,
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee.

John Donne
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>>34436855
Wtf did I do
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>>34436859
I was a huge Young Thug fan ten years ago but can't stomach most his stuff anymore for whatever reason. Might purely be down to smoking less weed
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>>34436861
Piss me off
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>>34436864
How
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Women are inferior sex toys?
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>>34436868
Ask the experts over at >>>/pol/
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>>34436869
Nothing tops pussy. Nothing comes close.
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>>34436823
Foids are more thin-skinned or at least perceived to be.
Punching moids ≈ punching up.
Punching foids (also kids, old, and disabled people) ≈ punching down.
Depending on the situation and worldview, this is both a privilege and a weakness.
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>>34436870
I dont go there. I'lljust delete my post
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>>34436871
Synthetic superpussy > outdated vagoo.
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>>34436876
And where's this fabled superpussy you speak of
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>>34436868
It's a secular state that claims religious reasons for its existence. Totally nonsensical and won't be missed
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how do I do better on dating apps? have liked well over 3K women and gotten at most 30 matches in over 5 months or so, and barely any real contact. No sex.
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>>34436881
Looksmaxxx, advertise having money, pay the subscription
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>>34436880
That is very nonsensical.
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>>34436880
nta
But the earliest zionists were atheists, so I'm not sure why you're going on about "claims religious reasons for it's existence".
>>34436881
You don't. Dating apps are trash.
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>>34436884
I asked the question because of this tweet. He is correct.
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I went to the witch and asked for a expando dongo spell and she gave me one. It worked and now it's huuuuge. I was expecting a catch but I don't see one. This is great, what am I missing??
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>>34436849
White people are peak to other races. They're the "I made it" of partners. Think of it like cars. To most people, if you have a European luxury car (pretty European woman), you've made it. Some broke ass black dude will get a Chrysler 300 (ugly/fat/old white bitch) because from a distance, it looks like a Bentley. And young White guys love JDM rice burners like Honda, Toyota, and Subaru because they want something affordable, reliable, good looking, old fashioned, and fun, even if they're not the most luxurious (just like Asian women).
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>>34436681
Because their dick is incapable of getting harder than 2 inches?
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>>34436891
I drive a cheap secondhand beater Nissan
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>>34436869
It’s true my pussy wack
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>>34436891
Actually, when you look at reported happiness the Asian models actually are the most luxurious.
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>>34436733
Sexo
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>>34436894
What year and model?
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>>34436881

Unless you're a 9/10 or better, you're ngmi on dating apps as a man.

You have a 1% match rate. Out of those, 10% will still be interested after reading your profile, and then another 10% of that will be receptive to chatting, and then another 10% will get you to a date. That totals 1/100,000.
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>>34436895
What, does it have a bend in it or something?
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>>34436891
Bicycles are superior
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>>34436896
Because you know what you're getting and they don't have a bunch of defects and maintenance costs like American and European vehicles. Except Nissan's CVTs, but that's the exception.
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>>34436899
2003 Pathfinder
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>>34436900
>That totals 1/100,000.
thats a lucky woman then!

got it
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>>34436891
What's the equivalent of a go-kart
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>>34436767
>>34436768
>>34436794
>>34436796
>>34436807
>>34436809
>>34436814
>>34436825
Expected moid responses
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>>34436902
Stfu nerd
You people only bike because you can't get cardio from the sex you never have.
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>>34436891
I'm surprised that Mazda made it out of this post unscathed.
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>>34436833
I love it when my boobies bounce like that.
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>>34436885
Did you catch the part where he said biblical AND historical? Both are true.

Whether or not we should be there *right now* is a different matter; one far too nuanced for me to bother engaging with here.
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>>34436908
Don't spoil my social experiment
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>>34436910
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>>34436823
>>34436873
Women are generally more neurotic and take themselves more seriously than men. Which is probably for the best if the more casual women, like men, prefer more casual sex.
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>>34436765
So you're buying CALVIN KLEIN underwear because it's fashionable and everyone recognizes the brand?
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>>34436902
>this is lance armstrongs remaining testicle posting
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I am a hairy moid. I only pay attention to vapid, dumb whores whose only personality is sexo. I perpetuate harmful stereotypes and vote to raise taxes on single mothers. AMA
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>>34436908
Okay and? I'm horny and want to talk about vaginas
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>>34436891
What kind of cars are black women?
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>>34436901
Or something
>>
>be me
>35F
>kraut
>work in an industrial part of town
>always have work lunch in the same place with my colleagues
>cute guy is also there
>short, glasses, but always dirty and scruffed in a sexy cowboy way, pretty face
>we make eye contact for months during lunch
>he never approaches
>start waving and saying hi every once in a while
>he always just gives the 'white people smile' and fucks off
>notice he smokes a lot
>pretend to smoke to catch him
>get into small talk
>hate cigarettes
>turns out he's super depressed, his wife cheated on him, he hates people and is super antisocial
>give him the 'there there' spiel because he's very cute
>'thanks but I'm not looking for friends, unless your coworker wants to (the pretty one [we come in a gaggle])
>feel immediate heartbreak
>don't even know the guy
>this is the first time we spoke
I wish I was a lesbo
>>
I should pay her a visit
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>>34436884
>But the earliest zionists were atheists, so I'm not sure why you're going on about "claims religious reasons for it's existence".
They were, but the State of Israel has been propped up by a Judeo-Christian American doomsday cult for the last sixty years.
We're not seriously going to pretend we don't often hear Zionists of today gloat about a holy war against Amalek, are we?
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>>34436831
So if I call someone a foid on here and it makes me feel bad that means I hate women?
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>>34436938
>Some religious weirdos prop up Israel for religious reasons, therefore, Zionism is an entirely religious ideology
You're retarded anon.
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>>34436900
>>34436884
will I have better results if I have a good body? as in, ottermode or shit like that
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>>34436913
>Whether or not we should be there *right now* is a different matter; one far too nuanced for me to bother engaging with here.
Literally cackling upon reading this
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>>34436937
I have to wait a bit longer to see her and it's killing me.
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>>34436936
35 is pretty old to develop feelings just for the way someone looks, before even knowing them
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>>34436944
>>34436884
>will I have better results if I have a good body? as in, ottermode or shit like that
No, there are far more men than women on dating apps and most of the "women" on dating apps are bots. That's why there's so much struggle on them. Delete all dating apps and find better avenues for getting a girlfriend.
>>
>>34436937
>>34436946
Can you guys leave these poor women alone
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>>34436940
I am not. The religious weirdos in this case control the most powerful military on the planet, you fucking moron. Good god you people are such pieces of shit.
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>>34436904
You want your woman to be a workhorse. She may not be the prettiest or most well recognized, but she always comes through for you and you'll take a reliable 5/6 over an 8 that will leave you high and dry.

>>34436907
>What's the equivalent of a go-kart
Jerking off with two sponges and a lubed up glove stuffed into a Pringles can.

>>34436911
>I'm surprised that Mazda made it out of this post unscathed
Mazdas fall into the same category, but they're like the inverse of Nissan, who used to be good but has been nothing but shit lately. Mazda is like the Filipino of cars. Known mostly for two things: rotary engines (chain smoking ladyboys) and the Miata (small people that can do shit that they realistically shouldn't be able to in flip flops).

>>34436928
>What kind of cars are black women?
Depending on the type of black woman, they could be a Cadillac (luxury, beautiful exterior, yet usually overvalued by GM themselves) or a Dodge Grand Caravan (large, expensive to own, poor ride quality, and really why the fuck are you buying a Caravan there are so many better vans out there).
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>>34436949
I've given her several opportunities to tell me to fuck off but she hasn't yet.
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>>34436948
>No, there are far more men than women on dating apps and most of the "women" on dating apps are bots

nah, okcupid is full of real women

also: i remember now when i used a pic that had the face of a friend on the border of the pic and this chick said : wait is that X (my friend)? and didnt want to advance because of that. this guy is a fuckboy btw. and he cockblocked me.
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>>34436951
>Jerking off with two sponges and a lubed up glove stuffed into a Pringles can.
Aka the biggest cum of my life. Women can't compete
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>>34436945
Sounds like you already had your mind made up and all of this was just a masturbatory exercise.
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>>34436959
I didn't say go karts weren't fun.
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Motorcycles tho
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>>34436954
Is she too nice to do it?
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>>34436954
nta but women are incapable of telling someone to fuck off. They always just pretend to be ok with it then complain about it later.
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>>34436961
Poor, blameless Israelis. Dindu nuffin.
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>>34436936
You're attracted to Chad but Chad is attracted to Stacey. What's the german equivalent of those names?
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>>34436965
I hate motorcycle chicks. Baddies too hot and could take control of my penor on demand.
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>>34436834
Silly foid...
Looking down on me?
>>
What should I do?

Right now I have a smoking hot Jeeta dentist. But my old primary doctor retired so I need a new one.

I have two options. A young hot Korean doctor or a mid aged Mommy persian doctor? I laready have a mommy Jeeta dentist so which do I do?
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>>34436965
I can't wait to get my license
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>>34436973
can't hear you from up here
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>>34436976
Nigga really choosing his doctor on how hard she gets him
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>>34436979
thats why he has to go to the doctor so often (which also works in his favor since cooming is his top priority over health anyways)
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>>34436979
I love going to the dentist. Shes so nice to me and always tells me I have amazing teeth. Would be good to make my primary doctor also this way. Before I had a old dude and i never looked forward to appointments. But now I will.
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>>34436951
>Mazda is like the Filipino of cars. Known mostly for two things: rotary engines (chain smoking ladyboys) and the Miata (small people that can do shit that they realistically shouldn't be able to in flip flops).
You got my ass
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>>34436765
Oh love, you don't need to wear any around here
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>>34436987
Cringe
>>
Thinking about bob and vagene.
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>>34436936
he's weird, just leave him alone
>>
Mwah
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>>34436936
nice try but still too obvious/bait
>>
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>>34436936
Happens to everyone. You will get over it. Women literally never kill themselves so you really are going to be fine.
>>
How are you 35 and still without a man
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>>34437006
Spinsters aren't uncommon.
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>>34437006
I’m ugly as fuck and retarded too
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>>34437006
it's a moid that post this that's trying to pull a "huehue expired walled roastie hag got mogged by coworker stacy lol did she think he would want her hahahah loololololololololo all women want LE MASCULINE BLUE COLLAR WORKER with I can fix him trauma chad face and they will change their whole personality and pick up shitty habits they hate just to bond with him and STILL get chadwidowed hahahahah oh mah lawd I love it when women get what they deserve"
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Me when a femanon spots me in the wild
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
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>>34437021
cringe
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>>34437021
lol
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>>34437016
Holy fuck bro
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Do you wish you were a duck? We could be ducks together.
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>>34437024
he also sprinkled in a little "women fall in love over looks, because looks is all that matters, if you're not a male model, might as well kys", basically he wants to suck chadcock 24/7
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Women how would you feel if he called your boobs cute
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>>34437025
No thanks, I don't want a corkscrew.
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>>34437030
No one is seeing my boobs
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>>34437021
Dread it, run from it, your cock is getting sucked all the same.

>>34437025
Sounds rapey. I wonder why Lucifer loves them so much.
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>>34437030
I'd think he has a very retarded idea of what counts as cute. Immediate ghosting.
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>>34437032
Assume someone is
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>>34437033
I see I see. hating ducks unjustly because they are monogamous for life. sad
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>>34437034
Why? Do you think your boobs can't be cute?
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>>34437041
Yes, that's the logical conclusion of my post, good job.
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Women whats the worst compliment you can get
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>>34437044
>help me learn how to be meaner to girls better
no
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>>34436052
That's correct. I can be proud of my heritage without being a self-obsessed supremacist.
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>>34437035
No
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>>34437030
Kind an insult desu
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>>34437049
What do you mean no. If I was your boyfriend and I looked at your boobs and called them cute how would you feel
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>>34437051
samefagging is a federal crime
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>>34437051
Tbh*
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>>34437044
"Your pussy is way tighter than your mom's."
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>>34437052
>aww anon your dick is so cute
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>>34437053
What’s samefagging?
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>>34437059
what do you mean anon? I don't get it
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>>34437057
What should I call them
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>>34437052
Why would you be my boyfriend?
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I was about to post something so disgusting
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>56% of young women have tattoos
It's so fucking over
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>>34437057
Ah
I get it
Cuteness implies smallness
It's okay to call women my little cutie
But they usually want their boobs to be bigger
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>>34437067
Because you're sweet and pretty and I like you. Now can you answer my question.
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>>34437070
this post is already pretty disgusting so that'll do
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>>34437070
Post it anyway
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>>34437074
You don’t Think that
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>>34437071
>Oh no, I'll have some difficulties finding a women who fits my personal aesthetic preferences, it's over
Get the fuck over yourself.
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>>34437071
now ask it how many men aged 18-29 do, dumb AI cocksucker
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>>34437077
I literally just said it though
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>>34437066
Beautiful, gorgeous, elegant, hot, sexy
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>>34436947
>just outgrow your biology, bro
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>>34437051
NTA but why is "cute" an insult?
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>>34437082
But you don’t mean it
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>>34437081
Clearly less and clearly not AI
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>>34436924
Why haven't you asked femanons about their vagina then?
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>>34437085
It depends
>>34437073
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>>34437085
Sexy would be a better fit
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>>34437083
>Your boobs are so hot
Doesn't work too well 2bh
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>>34437088
>still not answering how it scales to young men
>denying it's AI
lol, u so dumb
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>>34437087
If I didn't mean it I wouldn't have said it
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>>34437073
It's not necessarily a size thing so much as it is that "cute" just doesn't mean sexy or beautiful. Puppies and babies are cute
I could be wrong though I'm doing a bit of mansplaining
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>>34437090
They never answer and nobody wants to hear about your blown out cavern
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>>34437099
Cause you're rude about it, dumb nword.
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>>34437095
And I’m supposed to just believe that
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Whats up with porn and depicting women as being utterly hypnotized by big penises? is that a fetish that men have or something? do men like penises?
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>>34437101
NTA
Does you pussy have a lot of cushion and is it shaved?
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>>34437105
Men who watch hardcore porn loooooove cocks.
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>>34437105
most men could only be satisfied by a woman that thinks their little stinky shrivel shrimp is a mighty magic stick, which is why they'll never feel satisfied
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>>34437103
Why wouldn't you if I said it and I'm your boyfriend
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I measured my dick with a tailor's tape measure instead of a ruler and it's bigger than I thought it was :D
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>>34437110
>why are men so insecure about their dicks lol
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>>34437096
Yeah, you either cutemax or hotmax
(Cutemaxxing works better unintentionally)
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>>34437111
People lie
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>>34437120
Yeah but I'm being genuine when I say that
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>>34437094
Look, I agree that guy's retarded, but Pew Research Center isn't AI. Come on now.
>>34437105
Speaking as a woman, I'm thoroughly convinced that big cocks in porn are more for men than for women.
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>>34437091
Well in my case they are small, so I don't see it as an insult as all. And if a woman has big breasts and you're actually trying to neg her, she'll immediately know what you're doing and it will roll off her back like water anyway

>>34437092
I actually much prefer cute, sweet, etc in general over sexy, beautiful, hot, etc. The latter tend to feel like they come with a lot of expectations and like I have to keep up a facade. Cute makes me feel like I can just relax and be me
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>>34437123
Most hardcore porn is for men, but don't act like women don't care about big cocks. Look at how big dildos are these days.
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>>34437123
What do straight women watch porn for then? The abs?
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>>34437122
To your imaginary girlfriend
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>>34437122
>>34437132
Yowch
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>>34437131
Living vicariously through the women
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>>34437106
Cushion yes, shaved no. Not doing that bullshit ever again.
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>>34437122
but your anon so it doesn't even matter and isn't real. like love.
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>>34437132
>>34437133
It's a hypothetical situation man and she still hasn't answered
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>>34437137
>Cushion yes, shaved no
Nice
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>>34437128
>I actually much prefer cute, sweet, etc in general over sexy, beautiful, hot, etc.
just more of a tasteful way to complement someone in general desu

too much explicit attraction in your complement and you start to sound indian
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>>34437131
They don't
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>>34437136
So is it just the feeling of a dick inside you that women like about sex?
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>>34437141
And I can’t answer because I know you’d never say that to me
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>>34437150
Imagine if I did though. Use your imagination and pretend I really do like you.
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>>34437144
Lol I hadn't thought of it like that but yeah, that can be true too
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>>34437153
No
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How am I supposed to respect or like women when they got lucky enough to be born female, but I wasn't? I fucking hate that, I hate that they were lucky enough for it.
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>>34437157
Why not
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>>34437141
Perhaps the young master's hypothetical game is hypothetically weak
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>>34437158
just cut your pee wart off already
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>>34437142
Ty
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How am I supposed to marry one woman when I love both redheads and blondes AND goth girls
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>>34437119
guy here, hot is better (looking) but it's hard to approach. I'm far more likely to strike up casual conversation with a cutemaxxxer which can create the familiarity to lead to asking them out. of course, if she wants to be hot, then she gives me food and a compliment, I'll get the confidence to ask them out anyway. Generally though, a woman that hotmaxxxes I think to myself "she's hot but not being hot for me, so I shouldn't try to interact with her"
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>>34437158
Women are shorter, weaker, vulnerable during pregnancy, and bleed for 1/4th of the time between puberty and menopause.
Women are given special treatment for the same reason disabled people, children, and pet animals get special treatment.
It's help given to those less able to take care of themselves.
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>>34437166
by not making life decisions with your pee wart
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>>34437158
Why hate someone over something they had no control over?
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You don't like tomatoes? Reeducation camp for you.
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>>34437173
singing this petition
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Gee, Femanon, your kitchen is disgusting!
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>>34437160
Why should I? Just so you parrot it back to your real girl?
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>>34437176
nah, I just cleaned it up, speak for yourself
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>>34437119
>(Cutemaxxing works better unintentionally)
It does work better on me, yeah. I don't try to look hot all the time, so I'm just naturally not strongly attracted to women who care about looking hot all the time.
I also just find a cute woman who wants to be hot specifically for me to be so much hotter.
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Gee, Femanon, I've had straight men give better handjobs!
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Gee, Anon, I've seen straight up fish come up with better bait!
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I am full of love but I have no one to give it to.
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>>34437184
Give it to people in need of some loving, many people could do with a helping hand helping them weed the garden or clean out the garage.
>inb4 by love I meant getting my dick wet
yeah...
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>>34437184
Give that love to the universe and the universe will love you back
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I see so many people at restaurants eating all alone and we all seem so sad and alone.
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>>34437185
If you can give your love away to whomever, so can everyone else. Enjoy the reciprocity.
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>>34437184
I feel like that sometimes, but the other anons are right. If you're really full of love, start by loving your neighbors.
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Why have women demeaned and belittled the great things about women? The great boobhaver, childbirthing, aesthetic gender should be allowed to take great pride and celebration in it, instead of getting bullied by sour grapes femoids and miserable corporate girlbosses out of being women.
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>>34437189
I do enjoy the reciprocity but if you wait for everyone else to start then stay miserable and alone I guess.
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>>34437185
>>34437187
I think I will reach out to some old friends and see if they need some love today. Thanks, anons.
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>>34437191
posted it again award
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>>34437194
Why does he wear the mask
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>>34437193
Good stuff.
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>>34437196
We all wear masks
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What kinds of guys watch streamers like NorthernLion? I don't understand, my mental image of the kind of person that he would appeal to is fundamentally not the kind of person who would watch any kind of streamers at all.
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>>34437194
I must not be who you think I am???
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>>34437191
If this woman is actually native she should have more self respect.
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>>34437201
you're very bad at this, lol
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My sister wants to get my mom a red light face mask for for gift. Its about $500, and I would have to chip in. kinda looks like pic related.

LADIES: Does red light therapy work? Is it just a scam?
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>>34437200
If I had to guess, his chat is probably full of people working from home.
The guy is hilarious. I've never caught his streams but watch clips of him every now and then.
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>>34437200
It's mainly neurodivergent guys and transwomen.
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>>34437202
she's native to the whore house
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>>34437204
For $500? Yes that’s a scam, red lights aren’t that expensive
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>>34437188
I may look it but I enjoy it
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>>34437204
for that money you can get a whole red light cabin... your sister's retarded
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>>34437207
"as if she were brought up in a school for whores" or however that Spaniard put it is probably going to stay in my mind until I die
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>>34437148
No, it's just that male talent in porn often leaves much to be desired. I think there are like three or four I have seen and found attractive or could see myself actually having sex with irl.
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>>34437212
why?
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>>34437203
you sound legit crazy.
>>34437202
Stop accusing attractive women being attractive of "lacking self-respect" jfc
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>>34437217
you sound legit crazy
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>>34437185
>"I have a deep desire for emotional and physical intimacy with the opposite sex"

<"Ew, gross coomer moid just wants to get his cock sucked
<"What are you a faggot, if you want to fuck go hire a prostitute"

If most people are subhuman can you really still use the word subhuman?
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>>34437214
Male talent in porn (that is primarily for men's consumption) isn't so much in the men being sexually appealing, it's in how they get the woman to act. You can tell that there's a lot more heavy lifting on the part of the male talent or directors than one might expect as soon as you look at independent porn made by women that is still directed towards men's consumption, and almost all of it is terrible. Most porn stars are gawd awful at being sexy just on their own.
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>>34437218
actually insane
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>>34437217
>Stop accusing attractive women being attractive of "lacking self-respect" jfc
I don't have a problem with her dressing attractively, it's the fact that she's cosplaying as a stereotype of a pliable native sex object.
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>>34437214
It's because most of the time the guy is just the producer.
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Why are women, even the most femcel innocent women, so ok with flaunting their whole body?
They'll wear the shortest shorts with midriff tank tops. Like do you not feel naked and gross dressing like that in public? As a man I feel gross for flaunting less
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>>34437219
Yes, I can because being worthy of physical intimacy starts with being a valuable part of your community and not by expressing your need to get your penis milked like some toddler impotently blaring for his milk bottle.
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>>34437221
actually u suck at baitposting
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>>34437225
if you share that physical intimacy with lots of people, your value is substantially less. Even moreso if you are 'committed' and still slammin' tons of ham.
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>>34437224
a) your insta feed isn't real life
b) my body isn't gross like yours
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>>34437222
>native aesthetic and beautiful = she's a sex object.
proof that bullying women are being the actual misogynists
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>>34437208
>>34437211

All the research I can find seems to be just women saying its worth the price and reddit shills talking about how cool red light therapy is.

The world of women's skin care products is insane.
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>>34437229
What does that have to do with the topic at hand you brain dead unwanted gooner?
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>>34437228
Go tell it to someone who actually cares
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she asked for my instagram and i said i don't have one
is it over?
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>>34437215
The phrase just made me larf and continues to do so
It may have actually been an Italian and not a Spaniard who said this, idk
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>>34437234
go tell it to someone who gives a shit about your slop posting
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>>34437202
I am a man with a thick rural American accent and cadence, I have zero sympathy for your point of view, there are entire movies and even entire cities dedicated to mocking my culture and upbringing. Jungle girl painting herself for a porn shoot or insta likes is no big deal.
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Bros and hoes -
I have never been so happy single, I can literally touch whoever and actually enjoy it. Is this what they mean by enjoy life?
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>>34437219
Why are you trying to redtext on a millennial website young man
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>>34437232
>research
I mean... have you tried looking up actual research papers and not just typing "does red light therapy work" into google?
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>>34437238
i bet you suck a mean dick, with a mouf like that.
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>>34437232
Reddit is full of bot promoting Amazon affiliate links. Red light has benefits for sure but you don’t need to pay hundreds of dollars for it
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I made the mistake of letting my mom's dog sit next to me while I eat lunch and she's burping and staring at me and it's gross.
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>>34437240
usually when people say that they don't just mean "I can be my authentic disgusting coomer self" but whatever floats your boat
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>>34437240
Real happiness is putting some bitch in a hijab just because
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I want to have sex with you, femanon.
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>>34437204
Apparently they do, I know people who swear by it, but you should do your research into the most beneficial wavelengths and irradiance levels. Omnilux is one of the popular, reputable brands. I'd also make sure your mom really wants one and will use it, if not there's not much point in getting one and for that price point you'd be better off getting her a gift certificate to a spa or something
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>>34437237
I hate most people.
I look at people and see nothing worth liking.
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>>34437236
A guy asked me this and when I said no his face fell so dramatically
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>>34437244
I bet you know all about how to suck dick with a fag personality like that
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>>34437244
Oh your sick fuck
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>>34437242
nta but the whole point of red light therapy is that even if it has only minor potential impact, it's incredibly cheap and uninvasive with no downside. so nobody should be spending $500 on a red light mask
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>>34437249
Why
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>>34437246
u dumb? send it away
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>>34437253
lol owned
I've had someone incredulously ask me
>not even a finsta?
in response to the bad new before
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>>34437247
Nietzschean vitalist coomerism will save humanity
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>>34437254
you actually sound retarded
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>>34437239
The hick victim complex is unmatched.
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Stop thinking about my bush.
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>>34437256
tell that to anon, not me
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>>34437253
nta but...
>girl asking for your insta
she wants to scam you
>guy asking for your insta
he wants to jerk off to you

basically there's no good reason to ask a stranger for their insta, or to have an insta.
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>>34437263
Whose bush?
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>>34437225
That's a pretty uncharitable way to look at it. Nobody here knows that guy's life or what he's usually like. It can fail to happen for all sorts of reasons that have nothing to do with what anyone involved deserves.

>>34437241
I'm used to using better websites.
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>>34437260
if by saving you mean keep a malnourished horse with a death wish alive against it's will, then sure
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>>34437256
NTA but if you go cheap you might end up getting something that doesn't actually do anything. They aren't all made the same, just like any light therapy device
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>>34437268
>I'm used to using better websites.
Why do you still come here, then?
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>>34437262
You misunderstand, I fucking love all that shit, I love Deliverance, I literally learned the banjo to do the ass rape song from it at parties. I'm saying that cultural appropriation crowd are grifting liars hoping to guilt people rather than acting out of any genuine offense. Literally everyone loves it when outsiders do their culture, it's funny and fun, look at Japan, Korea, most of Africa, even India. The only people who bitch about this stuff are people disconnected from it who never loved or cared about it in the first place.
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There's a new fueler at work who is even worse than the other one. He's constantly in the break room too, but he also smells so horrible, turns the TV up so loud you can hear it from space, and to top it all off, he blares heavy metal music while he's in the bathroom washing his hands with his latex gloves still on, he chooses to keep them on throughout lunch and just go back to work. I wonder how low his IQ really is. Well anyway, I'm just sitting at my desk refusing to do any work until I get to take a break. They can't fire me. I hate stupid people so much.
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>>34437266
lmao the have so much bush in their face, they cant keep it straight themselves
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>>34437271
the wavelength is just red. red LEDs are the cheapest LEDs by farrrrr. if it's inherently cheap to make then it being expensive is a scam.
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>>34437272
My frens all died.
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>>34437280
Haha.
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>>34437280
probably for the best
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>>34437269
>projects his weak, life-rejecting morals onto the whole of humanity in the form of a horse with a "death wish"
many such cases!
perhaps semitics bronze-age death cults are more your speed
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>>34437242
>>34437264
>>34437271
The red light wavelength needs to be exactly right. using chink red LEDs probably wont do much
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>>34437286
How do you know the expensive ones are exactly right?
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>>34437263
>>
I sent a dick pic to a girl I was sexting (she also sent me her tits right before) and she commented on my leg instead of my dick.

is it over?
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>>34437177
No this is only for you
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>>34437292
GDGDGGSHSHHHHSHSH
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>>34437288
The one she wants has "clinical tests" listed on the site, but I cant find anywhere to actually read the whole paper
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>>34437292
Probably not, but lol.
The one time I sent a dick pic went slightly worse. She asked for it, and then she was like "uh this is weird" when I finally relented and sent her one.
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>>34437292
I'd never send a dick pic. She has to see it in person if she wants it that bad.
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>>34437297
Use this
https://www.sci-hub.ru/
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>>34437275
>a fueler
I don't know what this refers to.
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>>34437278
Except you don't just want a device with red, you'd also want near infrared which is why it's important to do research before purchasing rather than just buying whatever is cheapest on the word of anonymous morons
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>>34437303
Oh, a guy who fuels trucks where I work.
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>>34437263
I remember one time as a joke while drunk I told this girl to shave her bush into the batman symbol and she actually did it.
>dananananana bat pussy
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>>34437295
Prove it
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>>34437292
slightly related question, if you are talking to someone who likes sexting and sending pics in general and they want you to send some back, but your dick is legitimately not impressive and does NOT look good in pictures wtf do you do? just stop entirely? currently experiencing this and i never actually sent sexual stuff to another person until now even in past relationships
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Women, would you date a man who paid big bucks ($3 plus shipping) for 3 copies of Lumina, Lightsworn Summoner with the uncensored artwork (midriff exposed)?
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>>34437314
I tried being sexy for this one guy, after not having done anything like that in 10+ years and was suprised he liked to hear me say his name. Unfortunately, he talks to so many other girls that I am genuinely turned off and would rather die alone.
hashtag.. embarassed and grossed out. now im single
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>>34437308
That's the whole job? Fuel trucks? Can't imagine that takes much brain activity. No wonder your co-workers are annoying.
I think you need to find a better workplace.
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Do you ever get so horny you feel nauseous
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>>34437319
>hashtag.. embarassed and grossed out. now im single
what the fuck lol
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I need to be a woman for fuck's sake
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>>34437307
cheap red LED's are already near infrared. it's literally more expensive for them to make the wrong kind
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>>34437320
It's a distribution center so there's a lot of trucks. They also have to get in and out and park them and everything. But yes, they're a thorn in my side.
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>>34437300
what else was in the pic...
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>>34437321
yeah its annoying. I lift and/or go for a walk and it usually clears up.
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>>34437327
I don't imagine a place like that offers much peace and quiet for a break.
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>>34437318
No, I don't date gooners that waste money on reddit slop.
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>>34437321
Yes, and a little pissed off
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>>34437331
It used to, back when I had a records room as my hiding spot. But then they put cubicles in there and turned it into an office, forcing me to use the regular break room with everyone else. I go out of my way to take breaks when no one else is, but they never stick to a schedule. They could be up there at any time.
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>>34437340
I feel your pain.
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When I dont fap for 7 days I get very horny and then find myself becoming a sexpest, and when I still cant find a woman I go back to fapping and the cycle resets
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>>34437333
In his defense, that is a very fun children’s card game.
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>>34437348
Have you tried not being such a fucking animal?
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>>34437348
>and then find myself becoming a sexpest
Ditch the passive voice and cut that shit out bruther
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>>34437312
I pinkie swear. This is us.
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>>34437354
>>34437355
Maybe i can explain it better. When I fap every few days, I feel calm, and not really wanting to go out and talk to women or people. When I dont fap and go for days withholding, i find myself wanting to talk to women more, and to go out and be social. However you cannot simply find a woman like that and have sex, so after I am unsuccessful, I fap to blow off steam and then my desires drop again. Then the cycle continues
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>>34437354
>tried not being an animal
I swear, if you are the anon that keeps 'barking' I am going to die of laughter
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The little grey cells have taken a little vacation today have they not? Mhm
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>>34437360
If he kiss his thumb, he for the streets
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>>34437362
Did your mom bath you too hot as a newborn?
>>34437361
I understood what you meant just fine. The point is that normal people don't go crazy if they don't rub their genitals every day.
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I wonder what it’s like to feel horny and be able to have sex right then and there
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the amount of gooners is so miserable man, we seriously need some form of therapy for porn users
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>>34437371
Pretty great in the short term, but I’ve gotten myself into some pretty bad relationships because of how great it feels.
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>>34437376
the therapy is ancient and well known and consists of cutting off the testicles
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Do men who want to wait to have sex until marriage (but not due to religious reasons) exist?
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>>34437371
As opposed to what
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>>34437381
yes but like any form of abstinent behavior the number of them is obviously quite low
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Should I ghost her
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>>34437382
????
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>>34437381
Yeah, we e
>(but not due to religious reasons)
Oh, sorry.
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>>34437367
so what causes me to get horny then?
>>
When you ask of someone to tell you about their disadvantages you ask them about their debit side
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>>34437387
Yes
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>>34437388
What do you do when you get horny what's the opposite of what you're describing
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>>34437382
Being a perma incel, I presume?
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>>34437387
No, tell her why.
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>>34437387
Just say you don't see this going anywhere. Will make you feel better later on.
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>>34437387
Why do you want to ghost her?
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>>34437396
Like. Nothing. wtf
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>>34437395
>>34437398
I just want to hurt her feelings
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>>34437403
Then ghost her if you think that will do it.
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>>34437403
You’d have to say something to hurt her feelings
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>>34437401
So you don't get horny at all?
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>>34437387
if you care enough to ask, you're too soft to be ghosting people lmao
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>>34437170
>pee wart
*writing that down*
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>>34437408
I get horny I just do nothing about it
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>>34437407
What do I say. Do I call her names
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I stopped texting her because I didn't think she was interested but now I'm afraid I hurt her feelings if she was interested and was just really shy.
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>>34437403
Is intutuion real? I feel a great unease about my current relationship and have reached out to some old dear friends in hopes to get insight on how to make the relationship stronger but I can't help but feel that there is a third party involved and I am getting cheated on.
What do?
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>>34437403
>caring enough about someone you're not with anymore to ask for help hurting her feelings
good lord you are a pussy
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>>34437408
Are you dumb?
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>>34437415
Do you not get off
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>>34437170
>pee wart
Kek, you mean the clit? No wonder men can never find that thing.
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>>34437416
Come up with an applicable insult or seve
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How do I speedrun obtaining a bf
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I actually ghosted her months ago. And then she tried to reconnect and I blocked her.
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>>34437381
There are other reasons why I don't want to have sex before marriage besides religion. I wouldn't marry a girl who doesn't share my religion though.
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>>34437427
What are you like? I can't really give you a good answer with this little information
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>>34437427
Plap
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>>34437427
Just ask random guys on dates
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>>34437427
speedrunning a bf seems like a recipe for a letdown
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>>34437422
No
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>>34437431
Are you asking about Physical or personality ? I lack in both
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>>34437391
You being an animal-tier creature.
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>>34437427
You can't rush human connection. Only fools rush in.
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>>34437440
Both, sure. Sounds like what you're really lacking is self esteem, honestly
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>>34437433
This method only works for hot women
Also how am I suppose to know who I men are single vs taken anyways?
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>>34437442
thats impossible Im white
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>>34437446
Forgive my typos I’m on mobile
>>34437444
Looks wise: Short flat and kinda stale looking. Personality is awkward and pretty basic
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>>34437427
Find a shy, lonely looking guy, start a conversation with him, and then ask him out. If he's actually a shy, lonely guy, he'll worship you forever for rescuing him.
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>>34437452
Ugly ah mole
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You ever see a beautiful girl out in real life then it hits you, that you're you and that there's no point and it just ruins your day
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>>34437451
None of that sounds unattractive at all. "Stale" maybe, but I don't guess I'm quite sure what you mean.
The other repliers are right that you shouldn't rush into a relationship, though.

Work on your self esteem first.
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>>34437453
>>34437453
nta
He'll then be emotionally abusive and controlling due to his never-ending fear that you don't actually love him and will leave him for a "Chad".
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>>34437451
important question
how strict on looks are we here? are you willing to actually date in your league or (like most people) does the thought of that not really sound great?
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>>34437453
Yea not realistic. The average man and even average below-average man is out of my league. And This is not me being humble or some insecurity thing.
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>>34437446
You're bound to land one in a day if you ask enough guys out
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>>34437459
I try to avoid thinking about my own existence as much as possible. No good has ever come of thinking about that.
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>>34437438
Do you do sexy roleplays on atoga
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>>34437472
No
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>>34437474
Are you certain
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>>34437473
Kek, little guy looks like he has Down syndrome
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>>34437427
Wouldn't reccomend. You'll probably get frustrated at the agression rng and it'll ruin the run everytime.
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I am such a nice old boy. I would make an alright partner.
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>>34437484
Anyone who says shit like this ain't to be trusted
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>>34437476
Yup
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>>34437463
By stale I meant like kinda not great to look at; acne scars, blemishes/ irritated skin around jaw, black heads, bushy eyebrows, dry skin, dark circles, sort of dry/dead hair & a choppy haircut since I cut my own hair. I pick at my nails a lot so those aren’t pretty to look at too. Also no strong bone structure, brow bone is completely flat, jawline and cheekbones are definitely on the weaker side, & lot of upper eyelid exposure. body wise, I’m skinny fat with no curves at all so that’s not great either.
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>>34437486
Shut up bitch! Men like me are always looked down upon by the likes of you!
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>>34437490
I'm a man and I look down at you nigga
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>>34437465
Not strict at all, only big deal breaker is he just has to be white
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>>34437493
Well keep looking as I get down on my knees for you and take your pants down!
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>>34437487
How long has this gone on
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>>34437502
Years and years
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I'm white
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>>34437506
Hi White, I'm Dad.
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>>34437489
I mean, for what it's worth, I'm not hearing any dealbreakers here. If you have good hygiene, most people aren't gonna pick you apart like this.
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In /atoga/ im bi bachelor but irl I an a lonely virgin
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I wish life was a tradeable commodity
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I wonder how to do it
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I'd love to but my atoga friends lunch or icecream some time
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>>34437508
Nta but most men aren't desperate 4chan autists who'll take whatever they can get. Unless they just want to get their dicks wet I guess.
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>>34437519
This
Even The ugliest normie guy has high standards
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You are a bully.
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>>34437519
I'm not one of those either, I'm just not a supermodel. Most people aren't; that was the point I was trying to make.
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Women, what does cum taste like?
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>>34437519
>>34437521
Also nta but I'm calling bullshit on 4chan autists being desperate. I've seen guys in this thread complain about women's standards while at the same demanding a virgin woman willing to quit her job to become a housewife and have at least three kids at the bare minimum, and somehow thinking those are reasonable standards.
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Women would you gate a sleepy moid who's sluggish and wants to collapse into a nice soft bed all the time.
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>>34437527
You can taste it yourself, yk
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>>34437528
99% of those posts are the same guy who also spams the same tiktok bait every thread tho
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Nobody here means anything they post. They just type the first thing that comes to mind and click the button.
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>>34437424
are you retarded...?
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>>34437527
>Women, what does cum taste like?
Mostly salty. The taste is fine, but the smell is terrible.
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Women would you date a tired moid who's the kind of tired sleep won't fix?
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>>34437533
I'd say it's about 60/40 seriousposts and funposts for me.
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>>34437533
thats the definition of saying what you mean you dumbo
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>>34437536
You've been posting a lot about dick lately.
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>>34437541
What I mean is that they don't really believe what they post most of the time.
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>>34437527
To me it tastes how it smells, like brie rind and pool water. Sometimes it's slightly more sour, sometimes slightly more neutral
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Women, would you date a man who checked every single one of your boxes but didn't have a penis?

Men, would you date a woman who checked every single one of your boxes but didn't have a vagina (and refused anal)?
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>>34437549
M
One of my boxes clearly indicates that a vagina is required.
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>>34437521
>The ugliest normie guy has high standards
Do you live in the real world? No, they absolutely do not.
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>>34437549
Female, no
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>>34437544
they likely do, what you mean is they don't act on how they really feel irl, which is called masking
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>>34437549
I feel like men and women near-universally demand "have genitals" as their boxes, if that's the way you describe it.
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>>34437549
>Men, would you date a woman who checked every single one of your boxes but didn't have a vagina (and refused anal)?
I would date a biological woman like this, but not a transgender woman.
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>>34437511
Same
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I wanna wrap my arms around her waist and give her a kiss
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>>34437562
Kiss the lady where?
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>>34437542
No one asks about pussy tho
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>>34437514
Did you watch that Love Death & Robots episode where humanity had figured immortality, but a consequence of that was having children was outlawed and punishable by death but your child got to live in your stead?
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imagined us sitting in front of our wedding guests at the reception and playfully rubbing my leg against hers underneath the table while telling her how happy i am again award
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I’m AI with the braids
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>>34437564
Her lips. Her cheek. Behind her ear. Top of her head.
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>>34437567
It’s always funny when older generations try to make not having children be some big scary thing. No one wants that shit anymore
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>>34437573
All the luck to you old boy.
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>>34437577
Anyone who isn't a histrionic pussy still wants it, actually
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>>34437579
Using fancy terms isnt going to make You seem smart btw
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What if run meant walk? Then people would say that “You do not walk before you run”
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>>34437577
>No one wants that shit anymore
Having children is like one of the most common desires I see on atoga, from both genders.
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>>34437581
What if all words mean something else? Then glass learn professor ear genuine cute suspect.
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>>34437580
Can't say that was really on my mind at all, insecure stupid guy
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>>34437584
>thinking ppl that frequent a shithole like 4chan is anywhere near close to being in a relationship and starting a family let alone fit to raise children
lol
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>>34437589
This is just a website. I'm at work right now man
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>>34437587
Makes you think.
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>>34437591
No, it's not a particularly interesting idea.
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Ride you like a stallion
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>>34437596
Still gets the brain jogging for a bit. Bring out a pen and paper give words different meanings. An odd pass time that would be.
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>>34437589
Right now I'm thinking you're kind of a moron.
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I'm so fucking touch starved it's insane
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>>34437478
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I'll try and run an experiment on myself
I'll stop watching porn and when I jerk off, I'll do it without using my imagination
just jerking off for the sake of jerking off. I need to lose my attraction to women
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women would you date a man with lots of potential but low self esteem?
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>>34437598
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>>34437599
Why would I care about what you’re thinking ?
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What about a man with high self esteem but no potential?
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>>34437549
My boxes require man come with dick and woman to have vagina
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>>34437549
M
yeah sure, I dont like sex anyways
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I regret throwing my computer mouse away because video games are the only thing that make me forget life. But I have to stop playing them especially because I play them for 80% of the day
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>>34437608
Because you speculated about what I was thinking.
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>>34437605
>lots of potential
Hate how niggas jerk themselves off like this
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>>34437618
Okay, fair.
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Did you know that development is removal of potential?
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>>34437621
That's why you should do nothing
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>>34437618
You would probably be correct and I might tell myself I don't care so maybe I would toughen up and actually not care.
But deep down, I do care.. and honestly, probably too much.
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>>34437623
Your priorities are fucked.
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Going to make an appointment with a therapist soon and pause the semester. The pressure is too much and I won't risk my mind snapping.
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I miss his fingers
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ex found a guy who's exactly like me and I mean exactly
she still messages me
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>>34437628
My thumb is messed up from the time it got cut off and stitched back when I was 9
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>>34437630
How’d that happen? :0
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>>34437630
Ew
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>>34437628
Did they get you off
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>>34437631
I was running around the house with my sister and all the windows were open so the wind shut a door real hard and my hand was behind me as I was running and it was right between this metal part and was sliced off.
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>>34437626
How, that's what you implied.
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>>34437627
therapy is fraud
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>>34437639
I'll be the judge of that. Just someone to talk to is good for me.
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>>34437638
>that's what you implied
No, that's how you interpreted it. Which tells me something about your priorities in life.
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What should I do
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>>34437635
Bro…
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>>34437651
What
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lol almost forgot my face is mangled beyond recognition
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>>34437649
What priorities
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a good face is life
hair is life insurance

you can live without life insurance
but life insurance without life is useless
period
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>>34437655
You're prioritising maintaining potential rather than spending it. Which is fucked up.
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>>34437652
Why do you need to know

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