>>4974611
Most people like penguins

>>4974612
Ever since I was a kid and I see a bunch of emperor penguins on a documentary or something I have this weird compulsive desire to want to be in the middle of that flock and see how many I could fight.
I don't know why, I'm not a violent person, I like animals, but something about fist fighting 100 penguins is something I can't get out of my head.

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>>4974611
We don't usually post about things we like because it's almost inevitable someone is going to come in the tread and post gore of it.

>>4976142
Penguins are fightless birds.

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>>4974611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Haxy5PvCuk
They are masters of swimming, very sociable, also able to endure extreme conditions through teamwork in dark winters Antarctica. They are impressive animals

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>>4974611
This is an auk board. Those vile imitations are not welcome only real penguins are allowed.

>>4974611
I'll stab everyone who doesnt like pinguins.

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>>4974611
>>4979844
Damn, what was his name again?

>>4974611
>smartest penguin
>is turned the dumbest character
What did kemofure mean by this?

>>4981137
Grape-sama.

>>4979827
cant believe europeans had penguins and just killed them all
i curse those yakubian snow apes

>>4981221
>be African/Indian
>Kills Lions/Tigers

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>>4981221
We still have some of their relatives. There's no actual penguins on earth now tho

>>4979844
Someone got the Blade Runner picture?

>>4981196
I miss him..

>>4981221
But muh pillow stuffing

>>4979844
Oh my heart

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>>4981238
>What is the magic word?

>>4983394
Grape-kun had a gf but she left him for a younger male. Then he saw Hululu and fell in love. His heart was broken by 3DPD and he turned to the world of 2D. Now he is immortalized with her and spends his time in pingu heaven with his true love who will never leave his side.

>>4983665
Who knew a penguin could be so based

>>4979844
poor guy

>>4974611
I miss Grape-kun like you wouldn't believe

>>4987960
Me too anonymous, me too.

>>4974611
Yes.

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penguins don't exist anymore, the real original penguins lived in the northern regions but went extinct thanks to humans, then when we finally managed to sail to the south pole regions for first time the sailors found these birds that kinda looked like the penguins they remember from the north and just called them penguins because fuck you and your stupid nomenclatures

>>4981137
>India.webm

>>4994640
cool story bro

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Trump imposed tariffs on an island inhabited only by penguins. Pretty sure those tariffs are still in effect. Penguins will not see economic relief any time soon.

>>4995659
penguins are autarchic, tariffs are useless against them.

>>4981227
Anon... you know Europe used to have lions.

>>4995703
They were probably very few. Where there's wolves, felines dont thrive.

>>5000788
unf...

>>4976155
:)

>>4983396
keeothrammapancake

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>>5006962

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>>4994640

>>4974611
penguins are my favorite animal, they are so cute

>>5008701
imagine...

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>>5011432
Penguin was the name for the auks before it was the name for the penguins a we know.

>>5012921
full of sharp edges and a rotten smell caused by abominable germs? the perfect place for your dick

>>4974611
poor incel fella...

>>5012992
He's got his 2d waifu in heaven now

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>>5008701

>>4974611
Hell naw.. Penguins are fucking gross. They shit everywhere, even on other penguins.

>>5013245
>They shit everywhere
Isn't that pretty typical for birds?

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>>4981238

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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/degenerate-penguins-behavior-shocked-1910-polar-explorer/

>>4981227
>Be European
>kill all of Africa's bears

>>4974611
RIP

>>4974611
No. They are grotesque

>>5023412
fuck you

>>4981023
https://youtu.be/vuBWbpTJRqk

>>5023412
but enough about you

>>4974611
>>>/g/

Pete, post the giant petrel video.

>>4974611
It makes me sad these penguins get bodied by everything that isn't a small fish. Poor guys.

>>5027393
The one pulling intestines out the penguin's ass?

>>5027393
Maybe time for a new Giant Petrel thread?

>>4974611
reddit animal

>>5032467
All animals are reddit. This is a reddit board.

>>4983665
>>4983666
Cringe

>>5032467
>Everyone likes it so it's reddit!
Kill yourself

>>4974611
what inspires the japanese mind to look at literally anything and then invariably imagine sexually assaulting little girls?

>>4981227
there are still lions and tigers in Africa and India
yuros exterminated all lions in Europe, and exterminated North-African elephants. bears and whatnot

>>4974611
'guines have spirit

Has anyone seen that penguin mockumentary narrated by Samuel L. Jackson? I remember renting it from Video Ezy back in the day but forget what it's called.

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/an/ & /g/ frens

>>4974611
Love ‘em. They’re my favorite animal…. I still would like to eat one.

>>4974611

Penguin is shaytan the devil

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>>4974611

Nobody cares about my homie the yellow eyed penguin

>>5051568
mmm fishy chicken yummy...

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>>4974611
would you have saved them or let nature deal with it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co_hmLenD8

>>4997367
>>4974611
rippybippy Grape-kun

adelie>>>>

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>>4974611
The masculine urge to scream 'literally me' whenever you see a picture of a penguin.

>>4974611
They look cool but have nothing really interesting going for them.

Honestly Krill are far more fascinating in terms of what they are capable of. Seriously. Look into Krill. They are actually insane little sea kibble and most of the time they cant even be caught due to how fast and reactive they are. They shoot away at bullet speeds and can shed their entire bodies instantly leaving behind fake krill, they also detect anything from miles and miles away and work so coordinated with one another its crazy.

>>4976142
on land you could propably take out as many as you want until you run out of stamina. now try the same thing underwater, coward.

>>4974611
>>4979844
>Le sad reddit anime bird
This is so cringe

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>>5060562
Walnut the tsundere bird is cooler, though unfortunately she's not a penguin

>>4974611
a penguin is directly responsible for me getting married so yes

>>5064607
Care to elaborate?

>>5064951
penguin was swiming behind me when someone took a photo of me at a zoo
I used it as a dating app photo
wife saw it and matched solely because penguins were her favorite and she thought I looked cute with the penguin

>>5065141
Penguin wingman, nice

>>5065141
>dating app wife

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>>5060562
>This is so cringe

>>4974611

I have a penguin-related story about my dad:

>early 2000s, i was only an infant so i can't recall the year
>dad is at the penguin exhibit at the memphis zoo with his oldest son (my brother would've been 5-7 at the time)
>dad sees a bucket of fish left unattended by zookeepers
>the man decides to feed the fucking penguins while no one is looking
>mom confronts him and is somewhat embarassed

To this day my father denies being autistic.

>>5071824
you kinda went off on a weird tangent there huh bud

>>5071743
So you come by it honestly eh?

>>5065594
get with the times unc

>>5013245
someone post the webm

>>5041763
genetic low test

>>5013245
Penguin social distancing arranges them in a sort of honeycomb pattern. Low ranking birds nest in the middle of hexagons and take fire from every direction.

>>4974611
No.
Penguin soldier has bounced my monsters so many times over the last 20 years it stopped being funny when the penguin synchro got released.

>>4979844
I'm genuinely curious by this whole thing, how did Grapes brain begin registering the waifu as his mate? Haven't looked into this guy for a couple years but still he interests me, is it because of captivity? Is it because he was built different in the brains compartment? Or are all penguins capable of this?

>>5089442
He was based

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Local aquarium just had 3 penguin chicks

>>5089442
Grape-kun lost his former mate to another male

>>5017808
megafauna is still extant in africa because africans are retarded, not because they're compassionate

Did you know that communists have an organ that removes salt? Oh wait, that's penguins!

>>5081581
it looks scary, but it does nothing

I heard that you're not allowed to pet penguins because their feathers have a developed outer layer of oil that insulates them in the cold and petting them/touching them for an extended period of time will harm that layer exposing them to harsh conditions and make them generally less protected or something. Which is sad because my whole life I've wanted to hug and pet a little penguin, they were my favorite animal ever since I was a little kid

>is a bird
>but it can't fly, let alone jump upwards
>can't even fucking walk properly and awkwardly slides on it's belly
>all it's good for is being fish shaped and swim fast. swimming, which also comes natural to some flying birds.

Should they just have been fish to begin with?
They are designed as our laughing stock.

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>>4979827
amen

>>5096779
They're far better at swimming than any other bird.

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>>5061294
>If you only knew how good things really are.

>>5097086
That's a "call the police" face if ever I saw one

>>5096894
yeah they better be, because they are on the shitlist of sharks, seals, orcas, even land mammals.

>>5061294
>killed two males
I think you mean "yandere."

>>5097601
Yeah, I'm not a weeb, just weeb-adjacant, so I get those all mixed up

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Turning and witnessing the mountains for the first time be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnmAi53H520

>>5091661
Yeah, but you wouldn't think he would begin simping for a cardboard cutout of an anime waifu, did scientists ever do research on grape by chance? Like check his brain?

>>5011432
fucking retard

The most insane thing about emperor penguins is that penguins on the whole are temperate birds that live in like, australia and new zealand. They didn't start as arctic birds and move up, they went south, found the literal coldest place on the planet, and said "this'll work"

>>4974611
Of course!

>>5099736
They just didn't want to be bothered and instead wanted a cool place they could hang and eat fish

>>5100248
>cool place they can hang and eat fish
An emperor penguin's life is pure hell. Once they reach maturity it is a literal nonstop cycle of either standing still trying to not freeze to death as you slowly starve, then going out and attempting to gorge yourself to bursting so you can survive the next bout of doing it again. If either mate messes up the timing, the baby starves and dies, and it's all for nothing. They're barely even social, you watch them huddled up and none of them are talking to each other, because that would take energy and make them starve to death faster. They are such slaves to this reproductive process that mothers that lose their chicks will go into a grief stricken panic, fighting other mothers to kidnap their chicks and raise it as their own, often killing the chick in their wild hysteric group fights over them.

>>5101531
If I see that fucking penguin again

>>5017487
>There seems to be no crime too low for these penguins.
>dead gay duck sex

>>5051683
I would have saved them

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>>4979844
Reminder his GF Midori left him for another male and anime was all he had left.

Wish we could raise them in continental US

>>4974611
happy birthday penguins thread!

>>5047090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thITTcHY01c

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>>5115053
nice

emperor penguins are endangered now :(

>>4981221
They can't help it, it is their nature

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>>5115687
It's over

>>5115687
wtf nooo

>>5120232
look at this brave lil fella

>>4974611
Yes

>>5115821
>tapdance en masse on ice sheet
>it starts to melt under your feets
>reeee damn humans and their global warming

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Here you can have some photos of my little friend I made.

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Rockhoppers are so notoriously territorial and cute..

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Round fuzzy ball too.

>>5124212
handsome

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>>4974611
penguin

>>4974611
They shit too much.

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>>4994640
then, how do you explain this

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>>4997367

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cant believe grape-kun banged THIS

>>5127065
Then they get tired

>>4974611
I want to cry, poor little grape.

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>>4997367
>>5127662

>>5127065
impossible

>>5127102
>This UGLY SON OF A BITCH is fucking SUPER CUTE BIRD GIRLS and basically you are fucking stupid

>>5130069
excuse me but grape-kun was not ugly.

>>5130088
it's a meme, ya goof

>>5024883
Lining up for ale

>>5128816
something about the head/eyes of Adelies makes them especially cute

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>>5127102
forever together
love is eternal

>>5097745
he was 21 years old and died the same year he started doing this

You could probably just say Grape was extremely unwell.

How did this thread become even stranger than the secretary bird thread?