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>>5086344

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>>5086344
100%, dogs should be legally guaranteed better lives. While you're at it, ban prong collars, ban any e-collar capable of causing pain, make it illegal for trainers to encourage causing dogs pain, and enact strict breeding rules that disallow people from breeding dogs that suffer from birth or are highly prone to attacking other dogs, because rule 1 of canine welfare is "no dog deserves to be attacked by a shitbull".

dogs maul people all the time and cats don't. any dog seen loose or on public property should be immediately destroyed.

>>5086351
Dog maulings account for 30-40 deaths per year in the US and 90% of those are due to just 2 breeds (pitbulls and rottweilers). These two dog races alone are several tens of times more dangerous than all other dogs combined, and yet, the shittiest of dogs are less likely to hurt you than lighting strikes let alone more present mortal threats such as
>islam
>cars
>mental patients on SSRIs
Dogs simply aren't dangerous to first worlders. Killing random dogs, intelligent social animals that evolved to be our friends, for just being there makes LESS logical sense than killing you simply for having XY chromosomes. Men commit several orders of magnitude more violent crime than women! (you will never be a woman btw)

Cats spread a disease (toxoplasmosis) that kills over 750 people per year. That's only documented deaths. Toxoplasmosis is extremely deadly to unborn children and it is more expensive to properly diagnose their cause of death, and since toxoplasmosis is so ubiquitous due to cat ownership, it's hard to pin the blame based on antibodies alone. The same disease DEFORMED thousands, THOUSANDS more.

The human cost of retards letting cats outside is over twenty times greater than shitbulls.

>>5086351
Toxo kills more people than pitbulls.
Cat bites are more likely to result in amputation and death than dog bites. Bring on the victim blaming.

If pitbulls were exterminated tens of millions of dogs would be less dangerous than the mere act of walking down stairs. Oh wait, they are even with pitbulls in existence.

>>5086354
for the toxothirdies next move he will bring up global statistics that count rabies deaths in india and then everyone will agree dogs are doing a great job

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>>5086344
>>5086345
>>5086347
Uh oh the anti cat schizo lost another argument and is making another samefag seethe thread. How pathetic!

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Facts. Dogs deserve better. I'd say cats deserve worse but only by catredditor standards (treated like little retards). What cats get now is basically being treated like an animal they aren't.
>Catfag: CATS ARE HYPERINTELLIGENT GOD ANIMALS THEY NEED FREEDOM!
>cat: *gets eaten by a fucking owl*

>>5086344
Do you know why the cat schizo projects so hard?

>>5086351
>>5086414
These are the only two posts that aren't the samefagging OP btw.

>>5086442
>samefagschizo is my final cope when i've lost another argument!

>>5086442
>these are my two posts
thanks for the heads up

>>5086493
>https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/KcMsm_QKiMAX9-1d5eiLOA/
Dayum toxobrain, at least randomize the filename

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Imagine being such a pathetic worthless b**** dogfucking excuse for a "human" with 0 family that cares about you on Christmas Eve and going on /an/ and seethe about cats for the 10,000th time

>>5086498
>christmas day
>reeeeing because someone somewhere in the world thinks cats are little retards
yah i agree op. spay/neuter and indoor life should be absolutely mandatory for cats, and tnr should be replaced with enclosed shelters or euthanasia.

>has so little going on on Christmas that she replies almost instantly
Folx any time you're getting down on yourself, just remember that you're not a b**** dogfucking subhuman somewhere in Southeast Asia

>>5086500
I’m puking from drinking too much christmas eve
You are probably gooning to cp catpedo

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Dogs won this one, bigly

>>5086442
She doesn't even try to hide it. She doesn't need to because the tranny jannies keep up all the threads. "People" like them are why the IP counter was removed. Imagine if this place had actual moderation.

>>5086606
schizo-tard, /an/ in general doesn’t like outdoor or intact cats. most animals lovers dont. and only you (a /pol/ redditor) are deranged enough to take offense to it.

consolewar faggotry should be a bannable offense

>>5086344
>Any "spay or neuter" (spaying is a form of neutering by the way retard, "neuter" is the "neutered" term (a euphemism to hide the mutilation))
If you need to sacrifice your dog to Saturn then you're either immeasurably cruel or retarded, and shouldn't own one. There is no proven benefit in any manner to mutilating your dogs endocrine system, other than letting retards have multiple opposite sex dogs in the house unsupervised

>>5086498
You spam child porn and AI generated zoophilia. You are also Indian

>>5086606
oooff you pissed him off with this one lmfao

>>5087856
Trvke. Ban canine genital mutilation.

Its necessary for cats though. They cant roam and be intact because they become a pest infestation, they cant be indoors while still intact because of how pissy and aggressive they are (and unlike dogs, its rare for them to be smart enough to control themselves). If cats cant be denutted, cats cant exist outside of their natural range in africa and the middle east.

>>5087945
>cats
>roam
lmao the one fact you can actually use against cats is that they're much more territorial and way less prone to roaming than dogs
why are you so bad at your job

>>5087945
I actually "agree" about the cats - a male cat will simply not "behave" but it seems cruel to fucking obliterate his balls for pissing on the couch (the same niggers that would chimp at you declawing him for ripping up your cushions would gladly mutilate his endocrine system).It sort of drives home that cats aren't really "indoor pets" but if let roam freely they act like exactly what they are - Middle Eastern pests that happen to look cute but destroy the native biome

>>5087953
I think the easy solution for this is that they shouldn't be pets at all and should have been left as wild animals in their native range

>>5087952
>cats roam less than dogs thats why theres a cat from a mile away in my backyard
I’m baiting it in, feeding it sedatives, and dying it pink.

>>5088535
Yes, they should go back to the Middle East and Africa instead of shitting up our countertops

>>5086351
>Euthanize 13% of dogs
>Problem is solved

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>>5086344
These rules should only apply to some dogs, do we really want Shitbulls and Chihuahuas to be able to roam freely in parks? all they know is to scar your legs or kill toddlers, not every dog is like a Collie or Yellow Lab.

>>5086344
trvke

does the obsession with the idea of animal intelligence in relation to pets come from retards treating their pets like surrogate children

>>5093077
intelligence informs proper care

dumb animals can be kept in glass boxes
smart animals need to explore the world

there's a little cuck inside every human therefore cats will always be valued

>>5086344
>Dogs must be taken to the vet for a physical and psychological wellness check at least one every three months
Every three months? I can weigh and see if my dog is stressed at home. Why so often?

>>5086351
Cats do attack but they're like 5> kg. Can't really kill anyone like that.

>>5086610
>intact cats
Chinee anon pls

>>5086344
Undeniably true

reading this thread with my sweet cat next to me. She went to get me to bed and now we are chilling.

>>5086344
troof

>>5095283
based. keep it up, it makes the indian OP seethe even more and continue to bump his own thread just like he did with the post before and after yours

>>5086344
ok but my cat doesnt eat his own poop

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>>5086344
One more addition to consider: Cats must all wear a collar and are not allowed to be owned outside of designated cat areas. Cats found to be breaking the rules will be taken from the owner and transferred to dedicated retraining camps. There they will be marked and put to hard labor until they're eventually gassed.

>>5086344
Im going to beat that dog up and take his lunch money

>>5097108
Neither does my dog. What your cat does do, though, is shit inside your house, then walk on your countertops with shit covered paws and infect you with a mind-control parasite. My dog doesn't.

>>5097108
my cat does

>>5098925
My sister's cat also does that

>>5086344
Agree with OP's rules for dogs, even as a non dog person. Amerisharts are obsessed with dog culture yet can't properly take care of one. If you have to crate a dog for any significant amount of time, what the fuck are you even doing? Don't need a dog. Apartment rentoids should never have a dog, not enough space. Also why the fuck would you keep any kind of working breed as a pet? Must be mental torture to never fulfill your potential. A dog needs a job, they love having jobs, being a yappy "guard dog" doesn't count. I hate dog culture and irresponsible dog owners (most people).

>>5098952
Working breeds make better pets. Dogs DGAF about what purebred faggots think they are for, DGAF about whatever potential or cool/noble shit you do, and their stimulation levels are easy as piss to meet. Two walks, play with some toys, do some tricks, they take a nap.

As long as they arent hyper inbred grand champion slop “for extra drive” or the so called job demands a dysgenic freak like a pitbull (or victorian trash with made up jobs tha exist solely so noblemen of the past could make their hunting look more sporting and sophisticated to signal status) they are just healthier, more intelligent, less dysgenic dogs.

>>5098925
>>5098930
so does mine

>>5098925
>>5098930
>>5100480
This is all the anti cat schizo bumping his own pathetic thread (much like his pathetic existence)

>>5101307
there's only one anti-dog poster and he accuses everyone else of being the anti-cat schizo

Birds are smarter than cats, but are still cat food, who cares?

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>>5101992
Wrong

>>5103684
Uh oh the toxojannies aren't gonna like this one.

Ranjeet samefagging again in real indian hours.

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filthy dog propaganda, begone >:3

>>5104260
>dog is playing arounds and fakes being knocked over
>cat unironically thinks it won
kek cats are spiritually indian

>>5086344
there was a recent study proving that dogs have the intelligence and emotional range of a young human child while cats are well below that level

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I came to /an/ for animal ideas and references to draw, but I have to ask: why do people consolewar dogs and cats here so much? It seems very odd...

>>5106359
Catfags are obnoxious and bring it on themselves

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>>5086344
I have 3 cats, they are indeed pretty stupid. Still lovable tho.

>>5107302
stinky piss foot

>>5086344
Even if dogs were smarter, I would never keep them as pets, they're dirty as fuck.
Cats at least know how to clean themselves without me asking.

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>>5086344
>Dogs must have at least 1/4 acre to roam around in at any given time
I agree with everything except this, if this were the case it would basically stop poor people from owning dogs. And right now like 50% of millennials and zoomers are 'poor'.

I have a cattle dog who requires a tone of exercise and I live in a 2bdr granny flat with my wife and he has an excellent life, he does fine with the minimal space we have. But he gets exercised at least twice a day for 2-3 hours total, sometimes more, and 4-5 of those times are at the beach or hiking in the mountains. The other times are playing at the park, normally with other dogs. And when he's at home he basically just follows us around the house anyway, watching what we are doing and sleeping at our feet. So I don't think it's about having the space, it's about how much time and effort you are willing to put in and how empathetic you are to your dog's needs.

pic related was this morning out in the mountains

>>5107349
>they're dirty as fuck.
how?

>>5107349
>they're dirty as fuck
Dogs are owned by actual people who admit that they need to be washed while cats are owned by "people" infected with brain parasites that make them sexually aroused by the smell of cat urine. As a result most dogs are washed weekly-monthly while cats maybe 3 times ever. These "people" also see their cats licking themselves and assume this means they're clean when in reality it just spreads the dirt everywhere.
All this results in people thinking cats are clean and dogs dirty.
Dogs also stay on the floor where being a little unclean doesn't really matter while cats regularly jump on tables and counters where food is made and eaten.

>>5107503
>while cats are owned by "people" infected with brain parasites that make them sexually aroused by the smell of cat urine
proofs?

>>5107511
Toxoplasmosis. Not a lot of studies on humans specifically (likely because toxobrains would freak our), but that's what it does between cats and rats/mice, as well as leopards and chimps. Not a huge stretch to assume it works the same between cats and humans. Especially since it's consistent with how catfags act.

>>5107375
Yeah, this. Some retards think that if you have land you can just let your dog fuck around and that's enough mental stimulation. It might be for some pariah breeds who don't give a fuck about you, but for most breeds that were bred to have a job, land isn't enough. If I were a breeder, I would choose an apartment-dweller who goes hiking or does dog sports and has a comprehensive plan for how, when and for how long they're going to excersize and stimulate their dog over some chud who has a bit of land and no plan.
If rescues did this there would be far less dogs in rescues.

>>5107349
the house/apartment of every cat owner stinks

>>5107349
Cats are not clean. I have owned three. Their “bathing” is as clean as mudslimes ritual bathe before they enter their filthy satanic temples. That is, if dumped in clear water, it would change color.

Cats always smell like sun baked dirt/dust because their undercoat and skin has a perpetual layer of dirt and dust embedded in it. The spit was only serves to temporarily disrupt their scent trail because dogs, the primary natural predators of cats, track prey by smell.

>>5107514
Ah, so you've got nothing

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>>5108537
His double digit IQ is incapable of understanding that toxo is not the issue in many parts of the world that it is in his garbage heap of a country. And he will keep screeching this because he has no other purpose in life. This website is the only thing that gives him dopamine hits. Look at this thread. 80% of the posts are him samefagging, and this is just one of his worthless spam threads that he has up. Which I mean you can't blame him; pic related is his backyard. I'd probably hate cats too if I was in his situation but thankfully I'm not. Unfortunately due to this site's lackluster admin team we have to endure his poo-laden screechings.

>>5108570
Toxo is only a notable problem in the first world. In the third world no one is smart enough to tell it from their other diseases. Third worlders literally worship cats. Cat worship and dog hate is a major part of third world culture like islam, chinese behavior, and jeetism (pajeets have the most dogs, but hate them all)

In the first world we dont have stray animals anymore, except for cats, because of retards like you. Thus the problems they cause stand out.

>>5108582
Dogs are literally the third most dangerous animal in the third world, after mosquitoes and thirdies. In the first world they barely kill anyone and its just the shitty dogs like pitbulls. Meanwhile thirdies think cats are their saviors because when they have a hundred cats in one alleyway the rats actually leave. They can’t smell the poop and pee anyways - they’re used to it.
>firsties: just use a bucket trap? this is filthy. one cat is dirty enough.
>thirdies: SAAR YOU ARE A JEW DOGS ARE BAD CATS ARE HELPFUL SAAR OUR NATURAL ALLIES WHY DO JEWS HATE CATS SAARS

>>5108586
Stop arguing with indians it's completely pointless

>>5108586
why are you so obsessed with indians?

>>5108670
There are lots of them shitting up the Internet

>>5086345
based

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>>5086344
catmoids will point a picture at their phone, look at you straight in the eye and say:
>this is literally me

>>5097510
I'm going to impale your cat on my cock and LARP as Postal Guy

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>>5112338

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>>5115426
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>5113554
LOL

>>5086344
>https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/dogs-when-you-count-neurons-have-a-lot-more-than-cats/
>Some dog breeds, such as german shepherds, can have over 800 million cortical neurons

Catfags have never recovered from this.

>>5086344
Dog and cat owner here

I notice my dog exhibits actual existential depression, whining, howling, stubborness, and destructive behavior if they cant roam around and check stuff out but my cat sees asking to go out like asking for a treat and eventually gets bored and finds something else to do

Dogs = angsty chuds
Cats = based retards

>>5086351
3pbp

>>5086351
>>5117145
This is the cat schizo samefagging btw. He’s a dog hating muslim from mumbai.

Toxoplasmosis kills 750 people + innumerable miscarriages
Dogs kill… 30 people? all pitbulls

only thirdies think dogs are dangerous because their countries are full of rabid overpopulated semi-wild street dogs
only thirdies dont think toxo exists because they have no way to tell it from the other 50 parasites they have
simple as

>>5117149
I’m hindu you indian obsessed racist POS dog nutter timmy bitch

>>5117121
catsisters...our response?

>>5117121
>>5117149
>>5118225
Anti cat schizo samefag

>>5118448
did the voices in your head tell you that?

>>5086599
dogs always win

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>>5086344
chalk up another W for DOGS

Dog nutters spreading propoganda again

YOUR DOG IS FUCKING DUMB JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM

>>5086414
Literally every dog nutter has severe mental illness. It's honestly concerning.

>>5120998
A lot of high energy large dogs like huskies, malinois, and collies are smart as fuck. They can intuitively learn to understand complete sentences like “take ball to basket” and “take basket to ball” as different commands and infer and deduce things. Compared to cats their brains are massive.

Some are pretty dumb tho
Like pitbulls
They are genuinely "get stuck in a corner" retarded

>>5086344
Dogs shouldn't b allowed in high density populated areas. Peopel forcing their dogs to live in commiblocs, then walkinga round with a sleepy face at 6 am with their dog. Enough!

Dogs should only be allowed in places with less than 5k people living in it. You want a dog? Then go buy a house in a rural area, with yard. Otherwise fuck off you disgusting human being

>>5121109
Some how people had dogs just fine in ancient roman, egyptian and mesopotamian cities but you need to live on a farm to have a dog or its animal cruelty, because the only alternative is living in a studio apartment on the 6th floor?

Retarded commie faggots like you are why basically every animal protection law gets opposed - successfully. We can not have animal rights if morons like you exist to subvert them so basically every advance in animal rights is rolled back as soon as someone as dumb as you starts with “and we should also…”

>>5121109
If you don't want be around dogs, YOU go buy a house in the middle of nowhere

>>5086353
Do niggers still own rotties? I thought they all moved to pits or other bully and "meaner" mastiff breeds.

>>5121109
I'd rather share my neighborhood with dogs than with you

>>5086351
this is only true of a few dog breeds and we all know which ones

>>5086344
OP's arguments are unimpeachable

>>5086344
I aint reading all that
Cope nigger

>>5122764
Pet dogs have been a constant in all european and proto-european tribes and societies going all the way back to literally fucking ur, the first proper city

Other races have a biological stress response to dogs. They even think they smell different. I have black friends (albeit distant) and they tell me dogs stink when they don’t smell like anything to me. Then again, I can smell cat and they can’t. I can also smell ants and the can’t. But they can really smell dog, even if you own a dog.

These homies also get visibly irate when they hear barking. I listen for the same distant barking and don’t care. Its just animal noises, like the birds, deer, and foxes. To them its the worst sound on earth (but they like rap music?)
Understandably. jackals and dogs are a predator of africans. Hearing is an old sense so i can see evolution encoding a response to a certain sonic signature.

The stat claiming dogs are the third most dangerous animal is mostly based on deaths in africa, india, china, and the middle east. Non pitbull attacks are freak accidents in western societal units.

>>5086344
>than
stopped reading there, illiterate fag

>>5086344
NO ONE has refuted OP's argumens

>>5117149
>muh toxo toxo toxo
Maybe try washing your hands? taking a bath? it doesnt even take you half an hour to do that lmao

>>5123330
>no one can ever eat salad, raw hard to wash veggies, or properly cooked steak because my cat has to go outside
>no one can be around dry earth without a respirator either
ok i am on team coyote

>>5086345
fpbp

>>5086351
>dogs maul people all the time

False

>>5086500
lmao these threads are great

>>5086599
Dogs win AGAIN

>>5086353
yea you know whats also ubiquitous to newborn deaths? giving them a little spoonful of honey.
they die over everything, humans just kinda suck and are absolutely threatened by everything.

>>5124224
Exactly. Babies are retarded. Blame should be placed on the even more retard parents, not the dogs.

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>>5120999
Dog owners are normal. Cat owners on the other hand...

>>5086351
even golden retrievers and labradors and corgies and shiba inus?

>>5125114
>shiba inus?
if they were Akita or Jindo sized, they probably would

>>5125170
why are Akitas so dangerous?

>>5086344
Notice how natural the dog looks in front of a computer. If that were a cat, it would just look ridiculous.

>>5126445
Dogs are the true intellectual's animal

>>5093081
Like how cats can roam the outside world but dogs immediately get lost if they leave home without a human

>>5086344
OP remains undefeated

>Dog is smarter than cat
>Therefore dog is better than cat
Very prideful and childish logic.

>>5129143
Both statements are true.

>>5129143
Dogs are better than cats. Very based and sophisticated logic.

>>5124534
catfags never stood a chance

>>5120998
so is it confirmed that the toxofag complaining about "dog nutters" is paleoschizo?

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>>5086344
Dogs are normie animals that appeal to people who like obnoxious noises and blind obedience. If I wanted that I would just go enslave a nigger because at least they have opposable thumbs.

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>>5132049
>Dogs are normie animals

lel, see:
>>5113554
>>5114799
>>5115426
>>5124534

>>5132049
>dog
>blind obedience
They’re way stronger willed and less sycophantic than cats. See a shock and prong collar copelord industry in cat training? No. Because a cat once trained just listens. Dogs learn. Cats are conditioned.

>>5132180
abusive dog owners should be killed
>DONT BEHAVE NATURALLY AND COOPERATE WITH ME ONLY IF I COOPERATE WITH YOU! I AM YOUR OWNER! SIT WHEN I SAY, BECAUSE I SAY IT! *ZZZZAP* I NEED TO DO THIS BECAUSE UH TRADITIONAL WORKING PURPOSE UHHHH VICTORIAN ERA DUCK HUNTING FOR SPORT

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>>5132049
This. It also aligns well with boomers for this reason. Boomers love loud obnoxious nonsense stuff like trucks with bad engines, mowing their lawn 2x a week, playing their stereo in the driveway at full blast, and of course... Barking dogs that they "forget" to let in. Because they somehow can't hear them...? Lol.

This generation of people cannot understand what it means to appreciate peace and quiet, and they cannot self reflect (which is often accompanied by the peace and quiet). Also, cats are hated by many prideful boomer men, because not only will the cat not submit as easily to their will like a slave, but cats represent calmness and self reflection, which they lack. Truly interesting psychology.

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