>>5098114 you can literally look this up on wikipedia, anon >elk, reindeer, meese, deer a bit of a toss-up because both giraffe and cows are under pecora. also meese lol >antelope, gazelle cow. they're literally bovids
>>5099682 >Corporations weren't satisfied with bringing women into the workplace and globalizing the labor market. >We now need to get woodland creatures to start pulling 9-to-5 shifts to further drive down the cost of labor. Absolutely sickening. Does corporate greed know no bounds?
https://www.youtube.com/live/XwLug9jR7lA Cant believe how many of you losers just missed out on this. It will be done soon in about a month. I stopped posting here because there was no thread for like months (1 or 2)
My town got 30" of snow yesterday Where the hell do deer go on days like this? Yesterday the roads weren't even plowed There's still a ton of snow in the woods so I imagine they'd be having a tough time in there too I consider deer in my area basically like pigeons, they just hang around in our yards and roads eating little bits they find around
>>5104224 >Where the hell do deer go on days like this? They clear some snow, and bed under the trees. Their fur is pretty good for dealing with snow, not sure about heavy winds. Hardest thing for them is finding food, they have to rely much more on trees, but obviously trees dont grow in the winter so, they take what they can get
>>5104608 Just like people. I kicked someone down some stairs and left the country in the 80's but I helped a lady who's car broke down on the backroads a week ago. It's the duality of men and mouse.
>>5104614 Some people deserve to get kicked down stairs. Anyway, every leftist in the world will tell YOU that saying nigger is 1000x more violent than killing someone.
>>5106088 I'll gawk a little but then wonded why the fuck there is a doe inside my house. Then I'll call animal control or like, use strawberries to draw her outside.
>>5106111 >whats wrong with you? It's loneliness combined with liking cute things combined with some 4chan edginess that congealed into board culture. How new are you?
>>5106088 I'd brush all the water out of her coat and put it in a pint glass then I'd put that glass in the fridge for a night and then stir it up and drink the deer water. Instantly cures any skin complaint.
>>5108877 He's fine, its a kind of involuntary defense mechanic of 'lie down and be perfectly still.' If the little fella was in wilderness and not on open ground, they practically go invisible when they do that. Antelope babies do the same thing.
>>5111914 You're a sack of meat controlled by electrical impulses and biochemical markers floating on a rock in the ass end of one minor galaxy that had the misfortune to become aware of your own mortality. What does real have to do with it? Do you want to shower with the deer or not?
>>5111922 >he limited himself to measurable reality >he doesnt know the default mode network evolved to prevent him from perceiving higher dimensional structures that his brain can’t categorize or properly interact with without harming itself You are basically a bug that can’t see more than an inch in front of itself, living in super fast motion. Higher beings perceive your future before you experience it.
And when you goon to deer, you produce something they can subsist off of. The mechanism behind human consciousness… is far more complex, and rooted earlier in the reproductive process, than you could ever comprehend.
If I were shitting you, I wouldn’t have been hooded man #3 that night between buildings 39 and 40. if you know, you know.
>>5104229 Deer are incompetent hosts to Lyme, the immune cells in their blood kill the bacteria in the ticks guts, so you can't get lyme from a tick thats fed on deer.
I love my deer friends, but this thread doesnt love them. But treats them like objects of desire. I watch my deer friends explore and sniff for food on YouTube everyday. None of you love deer friends
>>5112200 No you sick bastard retard, if you want to fuck deer then you dont respect and love them for what they are. You are taking advantage of them. Fuck you
>>5112447 I already watched that cute deer video of course because I love my deer friends and watch them everyday on YouTube because I cant watch them in real life
https://www.youtube.com/live/8JzQAyqvEOE I bet you guys dont even know this stream. Its my new backup for when brownbville ends in march you guys dont even like deer as much as me. maybe its because i actually respect deer and dont wanna fuck em.
>>5119254 Just saw a video of some shitty redneck looking retard holding up a dead deer next to his made unnecessary wooden house from, scratch posted to youtube with him smiling
>>5119443 my poor deer friends have to deal with ticks and flies all the time with few ways to scratch themselves, its always why i dread summer for them, its too sad to watch them get swarmed
I like seeing our 3 gals, but they do eat my hostas, roses, and the wild blueberry bushes behind my house. I wish they would just visit once or twice per spring-fall instead of nearly every day.
>>5121251 >>5121252 no hes a poor roe deer who unfortunately got blinded in his right here, im guessing from antler sparring. poor guy, theyre such innocent creatures always put in such dumb circumstances for themselves. i want to save all of them
>>5122085 Because its obviously evil? Saw a japanese short for some reason that showed up in my youtube recommendations of a trapped fawn wide eyed and panting trying to escape a cage they were trapped in.
It was the most evil thing I had ever seen. Why? For what? I can rationalize and cope about hunters needing to "weed" out deer population, because human beings are allowed to selfishly overpopulate and destroy the world because we inherently imbue value in fucking subhuman retards consuming slop that needs to be produced to destroy the world, and we are inherently selfish and narrow minded.
But trapping a scared little fawn? Even killing one? Theres no need to hurt the fawns. Its sad that any deer has to die for our selfish wants, but if they have to die, just kill the adults sadly.
Anybody who does anything more than that should be murdered, jailed, or tortured.
>>5122161 No one tell this guy which deer natural predators prefer
Humans trapping fawns do so for relocation and monitoring population health. Fawns are borderline inedible to us. There’s no fat, barely any meat. And you hate humans for this? A deer in a cage for a bit for its own good?
>>5122085 Its a holdover from the pre-wolf removal days when hunting almost caused deer extinction on the east coast. We actually need baiting now because CWD deer are dependent on easier food sources and it makes a humane cull more possible and makes confining prion contaminated tissue to a smaller area, and keeping it off healthy deers grazing area, more likely.
Big hunting isn’t getting the message and is focusing on making it more sporting instead >we need an extended bow season! retards
>>5124137 why? asian deer are smaller i guess, but white tail are my favourite because they just feel like they have more diverse sizes and patterns, roe deer next because i like theyre small snouts, and then japanese deer are fine sometimes i like them, other times I dont, their eyes can be too small sometimes and i like seeing my big deer friend eyes
>>5124193 Asia has the most diversity in cervid species. They have everything from moose, reindeer, wapiti to all the muntjac species, all the species of Axis and Rusa deer, and other oddities like Pere David's deer, water deer, tufted deer, etc.
They also have the almost-but-not-quite deer families like musk-deer and chevrotains/mouse-deer.
Alces alces (moose) All 4 species of Axis (chitan, Calamian deer, Bawean deer, hog deer) Capreolus capreolus (roe deer) Capreolus pygargus (Siberian roe deer) All 5 species of Cervus (wapiti, red deer, Central Asian red deer, Thorold's deer, sika deer) Dama dama (fallow deer) Dama mesopotamica (Persian fallow deer) Elaphodus cephalophus (tufted deer) Elaphurus davidianus (Pere David's deer) Hydropotes inermis (water deer) All 14 species of Muntiacus (muntjacs) Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) Rucervus duvaucelii (swamp deer) Rucervus eldii (thamin) All 4 species of Rusa (Visayan spotted deer, Indian sambar, Sunda sambar, Philippine sambar)
Plus: All 8 species of Moschidae (musk-deer) 9 species of Tragulidae (chevrotains/mouse-deer)
Went to Nara today. Spent hours just mashing deer faces. Deers of all ages relaxing in the sun biting people and neighing softly. If you like deer it's a must visit.
Look at this big pregnant doe. Her friend came and slept on me while I had lunch under a tree. All you have to say to stop them biting you it "Leave now deer, it is not the time for this" I seen some mexican get his whole chicken wrap taken off him. A stag tried to eat my map but I got it off him.
This doe was saying "scratch me here" her friend wasn't saying anything. Just a deer that stands with the mouth open like that all day. Still got some deer crackers.
>>5126541 >>5126544 Beautiful... >>5126545 You sure her friend wasnt squealing or making a noise? They usually do that when their mouth is open like that. Theyre all beautiful anyway.
Did you see any fawns? Its baby time this time of year for deer
>>5126559 Seen one fawn. There were warnings that the stags were in breeding season. look how pregnant this one gal was. Gave her three packs of deer biscuits.
>>5126603 Yes they are quite fat this time of the year >>5126604 I saw a video of one of the fawns trying to follow their mom jumping over a ditch or something and they just got stuck there and the mom didnt know what to do, was hilarious and also sad, the fawn was safe it wasnt a deep ditch or anything they just couldnt make the jump because they were tiny
>>5126604 >Any idea of the deer park anyone has in their head it is a million times better. If I ever get rich, beyond funding deer sanctuaries. I will visit Nara Park oneday I've been told deer don't smell bad like most farm animals and such. That true?
>>5126618 They smelled good. Scratched them all day and my hands smelled normal. A bit of a shame, I like getting that horse smell under my nails all day.
>>5127260 idk, if I had to guess, smaller eyes and a wider nose is the biggest reason. theyre still deer so theyre cute, but just ugliest of the deer also i think they have smaller ears too if im remembering correctly and their eyes are also farther apart in general, making them look retarded
So how does propaganda actually work? Will we ever convince humans that deer will act like dogs when tamed so we can have them as pets that will never be hunted with a rifle anymore?
>>5128116 idk how you got such a close up of deer eyes, but deer are meant to be free, theyre literally programmed to roam around so that they dont eat up all the grass available and starve, unfortunately our human influenfe on the enviroment has restricted the point of that.
maybe if humans were more fine with deer simply chilling in their backyard and leaving and showing up whenever they want
>>5128347 >>5128353 Just look how beautiful my favourite animals are. Its travesty shit like cats, and dogs got worshipped as dogs or whatever, but my beautiful elegant deer friends dont, instead they get shot :(