more like loins LMAO

I'm not lying

images of hitler can be posted in this thread right

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>>5107713
a minor inconvenience

>>5107830
what the gay shit is this

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Why are lionesses like this?

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Lions are so cool. They look like something from Greek Mythology that shouldn't exist in our realm.

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>>5107963
Yeah they look like fictional creatures

I want a big tame lion buddy

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postin my reactions ...

>>5107963
they were still around in turkey and north africa up to around 100 years ago

>>5107724
I only knew the Doge edit of that one

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>>5108086
i get a lot of use out of this one

>>5108146
What a gentleman

Fuck i ran out of lion pics

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>>5108509
Pathetic

>wishing for a lioness posts
you want a strong woman akin to a lioness right and not the literal female big cat right, r-right?

>>5108791
Wildlife in the middle east will only thrive once israel is erased from the map

does anyone know why lions and humans have an opposite relationship between male baldness and testosterone?

bald men are the result of higher testosterone (well, its byproduct, DHT, but close enough), and a castrated man will not go bald
inversely, bald lions are the result of NOT enough testosterone, with castrated lions generally losing their manes (or not growing them at all if it happened young enough)

>>5108917
>bald men are the result of higher testosterone
bald cope

>>5108951
I mean that could explain why all roid beasts are bald

>>5108951
Its true

Baldness is a virility signal for half the ethnicities on earth. Anti-bald propaganda is literally foreign culture.

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>>5107930Get with the times bro, lions are turning gay and lionesses are going tran

>>5107718
Jesus Christ it's a Leon, get in the car!

>>5107931
>>5108086
Please fuck me!!!
No way...

>>5107715
this guy looks silly, like a loaf of bread

>>5107718
>Let's name a generic looking budget hatchback after the King of the Jungle
What a waste of a good name.

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Are mountain lions welcome in this thread?

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>>5109943
>Cougar
>Lion

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>>5110017
lion (mountain varietal)

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Which fans are more tryhard? Lion or wolf fans?

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>>5110562
i get the impression that tigers attract tryhards more than lions do

I want a lion petting zoo

>>5110738
not sure about that
they weigh a ton so it would be a heavy petting zoo

>>5107713
He looks like he has gay sex every two hours.

>>5110787
>Hippos
>Crocodiles
>Rhinos
>Now lions too
Why do so many african animals love watermelons?

>>5110788
>why do animals love food high in calories that they don't have to risk injury over?
it's a mystery...

>>5110788
Lions are cats, cats like to play with things that roll, watermelons can roll and are edible.

>>5109077
The lion does not care about male pattern baldness

How would a Bengal tiger fare on the African savannah?

>>5110784
how do you know?

>>5108770
Always humbling to see how fucked we'd be if we had to rely on physical strength.

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>>5111143

>>5111143
>>5111144
SOUL

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>>5107713
Why are lioness like that?!??
https://files.catbox.moe/up4qkc.mp4

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>>5111158
She believes she can change him.

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Can you beat a lion?

>>5111158
yeah...i feel like a lion licking an open wound is not a good idea. there's some guy that died from his dog licking a cut on his skin a few years back.

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>>5111269
probably not

>>5111269
Anybody who says yes is delusional. Lions are for admiring from afar. Or up close but don't expect to survive.

>>5111269
Yeah

Now that we have the Internets, I realize this MGM sequence goes as far back as 1916

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0b0flbq7Ac

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>>5107713
This guy definitely uses hair products; nobody can have such soft, wet hair naturally in the African savanna.

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>>5111407
RIP Bob Junior
he was a handsome chap

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>>5107713

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>>5111143
>>5111144

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>>5111471

>>5111158
>video reposted on dodo-level animal slop entertainment channel
>THE TIGRESS CRIES OUT OVER TEH INJURY OF HER HUMAN

>>5111523
God i hate the dodo

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>>5111158
No barbs

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Anyone here ever see the movie Roar? Absolutely bonkers movie but more for it's production than its story.
They had dozens of trained and untrained lions and other big cats on set, and they just had the actors go in with them and say their lines. The trainers kept trying to tell them that the more animals they had, the worse it would get.
It's crazy. You can tell the people are genuinely scared, and there were over 300 injuries during production.
Some of the nature shots in the movie are really great, too. but the vast majority of the movie is just people that seem genuinely worried these lions are going to attack them for real as they are chased and knocked over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnE640xWaqk

>>5111640
I saw Roar a few years ago and the story itself is basically an excuse plot to get into the insanity of a swarm of big cats crammed together in one house.
>A zoologist brings his family out to Africa, with his house being part of a "study" to prove that big cats aren't really dangerous (ironic given the infamous production history of this movie).
>There are a lot of lions, there had to be at least a hundred from how packed there inside the house in this movie. There's also a lot of tigers and a few leopards, jaguars and cougars. One shot had a pair of cheetahs, which seemed to be kept separate from the other cats for fairly obvious reasons. You can see these cats fighting each other in the background at a few points in the movie, which a disclaimer at the beginning insists is not actual fighting but it feels suspect.
>There's two sets of villains, some Mexican poachers and an evil lion with fake blood on his mane named Togar. Togar is opposed by this good lion that was the zoologist's favorite and they fight a few times. At the end, the poachers are killed either by Togar or the good lion after shooting some of the lions and tigers. Unlike the rest of the movie, the shooting is clearly fake as the cats take trained falls.
>Most of the movie is spent with the main character and his sidekick out driving with two tigers riding in the backseat while the family is chased around by the cats inside the house (including Togar). The lions tear down closet doors and wooden walls while the family tries to hide. At one point they try to hide inside barrels of water, which the lions drink from while they're inside.
>The family tries to escape down the river on a boat only to get attacked by an elephant that also lives on this property, which wrecks their boat.
>At the end the family has this "they're not so bad epiphany" when they see the cats sleeping together inside this shed and lay down with them as well.
>Holy shit there's so many lions.

>>5111525
How many people do you think the dodo has gotten killed by making them think animals are like in their hecking wholesome disney movies?

>>5107864
Don't talk to me or my husband or my husband's boyfriend ever again.

>>5111648
>some Mexican poachers
in Africa?

>>5111648
>At the end the family has this "they're not so bad epiphany" when they see the cats sleeping together inside this shed and lay down with them as well.
LoL

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American lion.

>>5111691
i like their spots

>>5111691
wtf is up with this picture ...

there are more impressive American Lion pictures and you choose this one?

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Can you imagine what Jesus had to face. Every one at each others throats. He did not accept and sought to start a change at one person, the ways of the world.

This next fact can depress you or make you laugh: 14,000 estimated wars throughout history to the present day

The Lion that which does not fight. Success in the alteration of the nature of Man.

>>5111872
>The Lion that which does not fight. Success in the alteration of the nature of Man.
What?

Lions have to be the most beta big cats there are, literally fanboy over any other animal lmao

>>5112046
What do you like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkPEmakUm6g

>go in sauna
>feel like Entei

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It's one of those days.

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>>5112124
>my cats every day
Seriously, they kill so many rodents and still find the time to put even more in front of our door.

>>5111471

Holy crap, it's "defeated male leaves" from the famous meme

>>5107713
basedjak lion

>>5112128
inb4 the shitskin anticat schizo sees this and pastes one of her seething pasta novels

>>5111269
no

>>5107724
Why don't these neck beards ever go in for a proper haircut

>>5107931
Reminds me of my ex gf and me. She wanted it all day every day and would act like this

>>5107931
If she would just give me a sign...

>>5108805
It took me thirty whole seconds before I undestood what I'm seeing.

could you fuck up to 50 times a day!?

feels good to be king man

The cave lions in Prehistoric Planet S3 were pretty cool

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some of these posts man
some of these posts

HERA-- the champion of AoE2

The LION
Reigns Supreme

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The lion thread will not die before the bump limit. I will personally ensure that if I must.

>>5107931
>me during high school and college

>>5111269
in a giffy

>>5108146
>Dab me up homie

I always wonder if carnivores can actually be real friends with any other animal of another species
like the friendly lions we see in captivity are always well-fed
how hungry would they have to be to see a small dog or a human as food?

i know the bear guy got eaten, but the lion guy is still alive and i think he's now accepted into the pride

>>5115473
The who?
>>5115407
So if I just feed one well enough I can get a lion friend?

>>5113290
I'm always impressed by this clip.
How quickly he ducks to get under his neck for the kill.

yep asians have to get western names when they come here
not the other way round
kek

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Would you take care of this old blind UGLY lioness ?

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>>5117800
Lioness takes care of you

>>5118714
She could fix me

>>5117405
>"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your elbows off the table."
>*roar*
>"Sir!"

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>>5118722

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>>5107713
you just know..........

It was an honor, lionthread

>>5110948
Love me some door dashed hotdogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KB2xignE6c

bump

>>5118714
>>5119542
>>5120260
giwtwm

>lions can sprint up to 50 mph (80 km/h) up to 200 meters at a time

not bad

hey guys, do you think a tuna can beat a lion?

its amazing how all the lion pictures in this thread have such different facial structures

that and many varying body physiques

>>5124268
Not bad at all for an ambush predator

>>5124526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogq2BkybFGY

the title of 'king of the beasts/jungle' has to do with the willingness of taking on all comers

>>5127288
why'd you bump this shitty thread just to say that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSwmzxFHZQ

Lions take part in pack behavior kind of like wolves and dogs do
Could we actually domesticate them and had large hunting/guard cats?

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>>5108086

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>>5109077

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>>5111269
no

>>5107725
such a young lion!

>>5127897
or just have a human to beast form? That would rule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIOie4HWIG0

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>>5128058
What the hell am I watching?

>>5114007
Lmao 3 cat

>>5114887
Me when I was 11 unfortunately and then never again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ8qutCiVww

they did the thing!
like in the Heraldry!

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How did they evolve to have retractable claws?

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