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>>5107789
Why do they always smile like that?
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*drops a huge weight on your croc*
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CRAZY
INSANE BITING CROC
CALLING ALL MANIACS
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>>5107793
If you knew what they knew, you'd be smiling too
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>>5107805
flat fuck
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>all these fake crocs with no feathers
Open a book sometime.
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>>5107955
Not only did they kill him but they also completely bastardized his remains
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>>5107981
They did the same to Cassius. It’s like they can’t find anyone better than an amateur taxidermist to preserve the biggest crocodiles ever caught
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>>5108006
The long skinny neck is so uncanny. It’s like whoever did it never actually looked at a picture of a crocodile, so they just stretched the skin of the neck out as much as possible when it should be fat and short. Like that stuffed walrus that had all its wrinkles smoothed out making it way larger
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>>5107843
those damn crocs that know who killed jfk. those sneaky crocs that know who did 9/11. those conniving crocs who know that jeffery epstein didn't kill himself
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>>5108046
Zogodiles
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>>5108048
I'm pretty sure I'm wrong, but I feel like I could pet these without much trouble
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>>5108724
I reckon you could get away with it
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now here me out anons
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AUGH
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>>5108927
What is the world coming to
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>>5108946
That was a blessed thread.
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>>5108945
Nice Croc
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>>5108927
She cute
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>>5108927
does the age of the croc really matter
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>>5109899
Shocked it took this long
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>>5107805
>falling piano soundbite
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>>5109439
The lack of teeth isn’t slowing him down
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>sucks you out of your skin
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sharks are still more OP
they've been evolving for way longer than crocodiles while going through very minimal changes
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>>5111239
>watchu say, greyboy?
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>>5111240
I didn't mention cetaceans
I was comparing sharks with crocodilians
retard
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>>5111254
The absolute state of fishfags
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>>5111239
shut up, meg
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>>5111239
Such a head start and they still haven't stepped on land. Pathetic.
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>>5111444
exactly,they don't need to!
they're perfectly fine and adapted to life in the water
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>>5111444
They all got extinct, but there were fully terrestrial crocs.
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>>5108006
It’s crazy how much he shrank
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>>5107789
>if only you knew how bad things really are
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>>5111239
they've been literally not evolving, twat
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>>5108927
>7 year old
nonce
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>>5107805
Chat is this real?
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>>5115278
this. 7 is like 3 in croc years
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>>5107955
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>>5112300
Checked
>>5109899
What IS the name of the croc on the Crocs?
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>>5111404
>Error 404: shark not found
>>5111444
They look so funny when they walkin
Checked as well
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>>5107805
god i wish that were me
being a croc must be pretty nice anons
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>>5116490
What the fuck is it with roasties having to make everything vaguely sexual, man? Who the fuck wears an outfit like that to give a gator a massage. Can they stop thinking with their coochies for like 2 seconds?
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>>5116508
most mentally stable incel
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>>5116552
>Involuntary
My whole point is that I DON'T want to have sex, Redditor. Did you forget that you can't farm updoots on the Mongolian basket-weaving forum?
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>>5107789
Over a month ago they saw a croc on an African cam with a really nasty wound in his side as well as missing a big part of his tail.
Fucker seemed pretty resilient, although no new video of him was posted since these 4, so maybe he sadly kicked the bucket already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8eHqrwObzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69_l4YZh2iI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZSW0tJscI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkT8Bn0YQEw
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>>5107789
W croc
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>>5117133
>Sundarbans
The Bay of Bengal does have a lot of giant crocodiles
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>>5118454
The top archosaurs mog the top felids
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So why the hell is there a gator farm in colorado.

It's a 4 corner state and in the rocky mountains

https://youtu.be/EOiIYiR6Gl0?si=YCSTpEY6SSCFOlpo

https://youtu.be/DmDRcW8iUTE?si=ICtaLEuiM6LPhsfr

I never would think a gator eating snow
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>>5120587
ICE GATORS INCOMING
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>>5120587
how come there are no crocodilians in colder regions if they can tolerate it?
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>>5121898
I think it gets pretty cold where Chinese alligators live
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>>5122568
how far north did they go?
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>>5108048
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>>5120587
Did you know Japan and Taiwan once had the prehistoric croc Toyotamaphimeia during the Ice Age?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGHFb6tYv6k
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>>5122734
that's one kawaii croc
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>>5107789
Thinking about a pet crocodile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_iMEjQhjM4
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>>5122734
Up until 500 or so years ago, China had Hanyusuchus, a giant Gharial relative.
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>>5123885
We barely missed out on marine gharials...
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>>5120587
those are big gators
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On a flordia vacation rn. Went on the Silversprings glass boat ride.

Wish I had a better phone with better camera. T. Still rocking a galaxy s10
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>>5124600
Another pic
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>>5124602
Holy shit a duck
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Pic of a luecistic hatchling /very young croc

Luecistic have blue eyes, albinos have red eyes and both have white skin
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>>5124871
Adult luecistic was eepy
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>>5124875
RIP Claude
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>>5124758
beautiful gator
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>>5123834
Me too, every day. I want a spectacled or yacare caiman.
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>>5107789
croc enjoying a kit kat for lunch
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>>5107789
Psycho croc:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRPZsmbEkBY
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crocfags have been real quiet ever since they got exposed
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Imagine flying crocs that converge evolved like pterosaurs if left alone?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mekosuchus
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>>5128071
>exposed
>picture of peak performance
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>>5111239
Unironically, a great white vs. a saltie could go either way.
Crocodiles can take pretty crazy punishment and still be fine as long as they can swim and catch fish. However if the crocodile fucks up one of the sharks' fins, the shark may not be able to swim as well or at all and that's game over for the shark.
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>>5128492
Saltwater crocs regularly prey on bull sharks
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>>5128804
The largest bull sharks aren’t even as big as the average saltwater croc
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>>5128492
Great whites wouldn't be able to do much damage to a saltie with its bite, which is intended for blubbery animals like seals
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>>5124555
For you
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>>5107789
Any pics/videos of a black caiman hunting a jaguar? It's hard to document because of the crocodilian "blink and you'll miss it" ambush attack style.
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>>5130068
I doubt it. There is a video of a Morelet’s crocodile taking one while it tries to cross a river though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ktpA-WcQA&feature=youtu.be
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>>5107789
Would it be too much to say a jaguar could take on a fully grown saltwater crocodile? I mean, jaguars hunt fully grown black caimans very often in their habitat, and fully grown black caimans reach some 5m in length, considering the largest saltwater crocodiles reach some 6m in length I don't suppose it would be too much for a jaguar to take on, right? I don't suppose an extra meter is gonna matter much when the jaguars already take on the 5m beasts without much issue
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>>5130262
>jaguars hunt fully grown black caimans very often in their habitat
no, they don't. you're confusing black caimans with other smaller caiman species. jaguars avoid areas where adult black caiman are.

if salties can take down tigers, a jaguar doesn't have a chance. they're a mexican animal.
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>>5130262
>I mean, jaguars hunt fully grown black caimans very often in their habitat, and fully grown black caimans reach some 5m in length
Jaguars don’t hunt them “very often”. They rarely hunt smaller black caimans, let alone exceptionally large ones. The largest caiman ever recorded being preyed on by a jaguar was about 3.8 metres and likely weighed 200-300 kg. That’s impressive enough on its own
>I don't suppose an extra meter is gonna matter much when the jaguars already take on the 5m beasts without much issue
An extra metre in length is a massive difference in size. A 5 metre black caiman would weigh around 750 kg. A 6 metre saltwater croc can weigh up to 1300 kg. The crocodile’s head alone might weigh more than the largest jaguars
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>>5130289
Wasn't the 3.8m black caiman individual taken down by a teenage/subadult jaguar from the Amazon tho? I heard this same story from one of the guys over at Jaguarland.
If we take in consideration that the jaguar was a subadult and it was from the Amazon population of jaguars, which is smaller mind you, then wouldn't it be possible that one of the largest individuals from the Pantanal population of jaguars, which are absolute units in comparison, like the adult males from the Pantanal region can be as large as medium sized tigers, I believe one of those might be able to take down a fully grown saltwater crocodile in a succesful ambush
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behold
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>>5130350
>Wasn't the 3.8m black caiman individual taken down by a teenage/subadult
No. They do not specify the age of the jaguar in the paper
>I believe one of those might be able to take down a fully grown saltwater crocodile in a succesful ambush
The largest pantanal jaguars would be twice the size of a northern Amazon jaguar at best. A 6 metre saltwater croc would be 4-6 times the size of that caiman. They are way too large
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>>5130350
cool fanfic, retard
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>>5130474
Which croc is the witch croc
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>>5107789
Just found out about all the cool gharial species that went extinct while humans were still around :(
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