just go live in tasmania. it actually has seasons, no poisonous things that i know of, low human population and has some of the most beautiful landscapes in the world. i want to go there one day
>>5125030 I dunno I think I remember a documentary about tasmanian devil's and they'll just rip through anything Technically not venomous but will still fuck you up
>be 14yo me, grommet surfer >skipping rocks at beach in rockpool with mates >it’s dusk >see perfect flattie rock, gonna get like 50 skips from >pick up >something small and squishy in my palm now >flip rock >getting dark, but kind of looks like an octopus >it is, blue ring >oh shit >drop rock like it’s uranium >looking all over hand too see if I’m bit >remember reading once that sometimes you don’t feel the bite >getting very dark now, hard to see >parents are waiting in the car park above beach 50 metres away >think I see two little red dots on the ball of my palm >oh fuck me >don’t say anything to friends, start running up to carpark >mum chatting with other mum >say blue ring bit me, we gotta go >mum used to be a nurses aid >she goes into operator mode >not another word spoken, we start flooring it to hospital like 25 minutes away >i tourniquet my shirt around my arm >feeling my heart go into overdrive >praying thinking it’s over >almost at hospital >thinking I should be unconscious by now >run into emergency >blood pressure taken, examination >I was not bitten by a blue ring octopus >relief and disbelief >nurse says that if I had, I would have gone unconscious on beach and someone would have had to resuscitate me till ambo came >meanwhile friends wondering what the fuck going on still at beach
>>5125753 There are some genuinely beautiful African women around. Not many, but some. I do have a thing for native American women. Lots of beauty to be found there, even if they tend to be smol. But goddamn, abbos are the ugliest motherfuckers homo sapiens has ever produced. There'a just no salvaging that. Uglier than South Indians, which is nuts.
>>5125754 they quite literally are behind 50,000 years of human evolution prior to colonization, but certain people are too afraid to touch the topic. Their livers developed an entire sub-organ living in that desert shithole for thousands of years.
>>5125020 >Get bit by a blue ring >Help comes in time >but >You're facing up towards the sun and the nurse doesn't cover your face >Feel your eyes literally burn away >Survive but end up blind This happened.
When I was a kid my dad would always take me to rock pools and I'd lift rocks up and look at what I could find. I found a few blue ringed octopuses but my dad had instilled a fear of them in me so I never touched them but it seemed like a lot of trust for a kid. He used to tell me that if I got bit I'd be dead and there's nothing he could do about it.
>>5125949 >they quite literally are behind 50,000 years of human evolution prior not how evolution works >Their livers developed an entire sub-organ no it didn't
>>5132568 Neanderthals could also produce healthy offspring with humans. Where do you draw the line? Because to me it seems pretty obvious that there is a bias when it comes to humans and the lack of sub species. Tons of almost completely identical animals are considered different sub species(often the difference is just a slightly different color variation), while different humans despite having evolved on different continents and having vastly different looks and other attributes aren't.
>>5132573 >Neanderthals could also produce healthy offspring with humans Reproductive compatibility is a bad measure of species status. There are cross genus hybrids that are fertile, let alone cross species. There is no line to be objectively drawn that defines any taxonomic ranking, but most agree they’re distinct from H. sapiens