looks like an ichthyosaur wearing dolphin skin, evil looking fucks

>>5129921
Is it true they fuck each other's blow holes?

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I fucking hate river dolphins, lads

>>5129921
They look like dolphins corrupted by the void

>>5129957
>looks like an ichthyosaur
How is that not the coolest thing ever though

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>>5130127
Where we're going we won't need blowholes to breath

>>5129921
I remember reading somewhere that the pink is not normal coloration but actually scarring which is metal as fuck.

>>5130229
Scarring from what? River water?

>>5130201
this gives me a slight dread I think you can only feel fully if you ever saw a real picture of aliens

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Never forget what they took from you

>>5130229
not scarring, they're from blood vessels

>>5130533
Fighting off the chinese

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There's an old native brazilian legend revolving around the idea that under the full moon river dolphins could turn into incredibly handsome human males bent on showing up in the middle of the night and seducing or raping any female members of the tribe out of nowhere, leaving them pregnant with a soulless half dolphin baby. This was said so young girls wouldnt go around wandering by themselves late at night in the middle of the amazon rain forest

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>>5131128
In later versions of the story after contact between the portuguese and the natives was more firmly estabilished and towns were already built in the North the dolphin was a handsome man who would show up at parties while well dressed and charismatic only to, again, drop back in the river without a trace after impregnating someone and hes commonly depicted wearing a hat to hide the blowhole visible in his head. In the original they were part of enchanted beings who lived in an alternate dimension that was acessed through the bottom of the river and quite possibly demonic in essence. In some versions it works like a genderbent siren attracting girls to the bottom of the river as well

>>5131130
>>5131128
Funny how many tribal legends exist purely to provide cover for women that got knocked up by randoms

>>5129921
>Man get the fuck out of here
BUT YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE!!!!!!!

Which dolphins taste better? River or Ocean?

>>5131128
There's kind of the opposite in Scotland with Seal wives

>>5130201
>>5129921
Something about them is creepy in a way that no other whales are creepy.

>>5131128
>>5131130
Sounds like the Kappa from Japan.

>look up river dolphins online
>"oh look at this one he's kinda cu-"
>going extinct
>"awww look at him hes pin-"
>going extinct
>going extinct
>going extinct
What happened? Almost all of the sweetwater dolphins I look up seem to be at high risk of extinction. Quite depressing

>>5131639
The Chinese need their dick pills, and Pablo is all too eager to provide.

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>>5129921
Cutephins

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Unfortunately pakistanis have the habit of catching their river dolphins for purpose of sexual assault and this is why they're endangered in pakistan. Because pakis can't stop raping them.

>>5131789
https://x.com/ImtiazMadmood/status/1805150491946385510

>>5131789
That doesn't sound very likely

>>5131798
>go to the IUCN red list
>look up pakistani river dolphins
>main threats are in regards to both pollution and hunting
>document goes on in detail about how they cut dolphins apart and mentions teenage boys humping their carcasses
What the fuck

>>5131798
It is when Pakistan is literally North India.

>>5131798
No? Based on what? Your in depth knowledge of dolphin rape? What the fuck do you know about fucking anything? Go suck those pakis off if you're that worried about their representation, you fucking FAGGOT

>>5131827
Based on it sounding like bullshit. Probably weird Indian shit- I just have a hard time believing there’s some pali river dolphin rape epidemic catching a river dolphin to rape it sounds way more trouble than it’s worth. I’m sure it’s happened but I struggle to buy they’re being raped to extinction

>>5132206
The main reason for them going extinct is stinky pakistani garbage rivers which are just horrid conditions for most forms of life to live in
But the dolphin hunt rape does happen and is a contributing factor, its way more common than you would think

>>5132374
Why do people from that general area love rape so much?

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>>5129921

China got the fuck out of their river dolphins

>>5130201
>We want him killed. I did not say this. I am not here.