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>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!
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>>24503098
That's such a weird basketball court.
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>>24503123
>Green
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(Just needed to disconnect for a sec. Back on track)
>>24503049
"ANNNNNNNDDD IT'S OVER!'
"The gruntier one wins!!!"
>>24503113
>Frank, I.....
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>>24503113
Frank won bigly.
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>>24503123
>Show me the BLUE.
>>24503133
I know it! Hahah!
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>>24503133
Congratulations and thank you.
>>24503138
>Ccyan
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>>24503133
>Drat...
>Congrats to Gabby and thanks for the game!
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>>24503133
Every journey ends.
>Thanks for hosting! Well done Gabby.
>>24503129
>It's been too long.
>>24503138
>Everything is right in the world.
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>>24503135
Does this look like the face of a man who's won?
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>>24503138
>Still counts as blue to an extent
>>24503133
'Now giver her praise! She must be a human who wants to liver the grunty way of life!"
"Now Stop whining!"
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>>24503123
>Can't tell if Indigo.
>>24503133
https://youtu.be/uIn2oowgsws
>OH YEAH, KNICKS WON.
>FUCK WEMBY
I WON!
>>24503153
>Dating Power Girl counts as a win!
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>>24503133
thanks for hosting
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>>24503133
congraaats to Gaby.
and thanks for host
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>>24503133
>>24503155
Nice, I was right. Grats and thanks for hosting.
... how many slides until I come back with the wish ring?
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>>24503171
"You losers know the program by now!"
"Tune into Unggoy free streaming! COLD HARD TRUTHS and existential dread for your suffering and my viewing pleasure from the safety of this booth!"
(Thanks for playing y'all)
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>>24503158
(There goes New york. Lmao)
(If you want a card, would you kindly supply a full body image of Gabby)
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>>24503150
>>24503155
>We love blue!
>>24503155
>Congratulations.
>And thank blue-I mean you.
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Switching to mobile now.
>>24503175
You don't Gabby dies on round 18. Game reset
>>24503183
I curse you to job forever, only when you have the blue.
Unless you subscribe to the tier 3 subscription of Glibnub's propaganda. Where you get nothing in return, and he runs off with the money.
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>>24503198
I HATE this wish ring!
Anyway, blessed night to you and everyoen else, byeonara.
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>>24503217
Not a chance. I fear not this curse, for this is the path which I already walk.
>>24503219
Rest well.
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>>24503219
>G'night dude. Good seeing you around.
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>>24503198
Nothing from me tonight atleast.
>>24503219
Later.
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>>24503277
Thank you. I'll have it in a few days.
Rest time is over, no witty and grunty commentary this time. Let's do a quick one. 6 or 8
>Perks
-no perk -leader -peaceful -sociopath -kind
-unstable -bulky -meek -naïve -devious
-seductive -suicidal -cute -annoying -scrappy
-survivalist -rich -inventor -goth -lunatic
> A tool
-no tool -big stick -pitchfork -sword -axe
-handgun -shotgun -grenade -slingshot -bow
-flamethrower -rocket launcher -laser gun -magic wand -ancient sceptre
-pet wolf -pet tiger -pet turtle -wish ring
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>>24503383
Mina
Inventor, Survivalist
Laser Gun
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>>24503383
Thief
Cute, Devious
Handgun
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>>24503383
Morrigan Aensland
>seductive, devious
>wish ring
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>>24503383
Eagle-1
Scrappy
Lunatic
Grenade
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Ladies Fight night it seems
>>24503419
4/8
Drop sames if ya'll want.
>>24503397
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>>24503419
Up to continue after this quick game?
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>>24503427
Ceroba
Sociopath Devious
Ancient Sceptre
>Sure dude.
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>>24503383
your equal opportunity killer, Alastor
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>>24503383
Claire Heathrow
Lunatic Inventor
LASERgun
>>24503427
>Sounds good to me.
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>>24503383
Chaika
>Naive, cute
>Lasergun
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>>24503383
Hollywood Hiro
>Cute, Survivalist
>Shotgun
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>>24503383
DAWN
>Unstable, Cute
>no tool
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>>24503480
Mwehehe.
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>>24503480
Let's do this!
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>>24503480
Let's go!
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>>24503480
Super Earth's finest, back in the fight.
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>>24503484
Added
Here we go!
Also, how do you guys feel about the grunty commentary? Just general thoughts
>>24503441
but would he kill himself?
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>>24503500
Back to dying on the first slide... Will my bad luck ever end...?
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>>24503504
Serverblight looking ass hands
>>24503500
equal opportunity man is waiting his turn. Kinda rooting for him.
>>24503507
You'll have your day, eventually. So don't give up nigga.
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>>24503500
AW CMON!
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>>24503509
Sorry! I've got places to be!
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>>24503509
https://youtu.be/v3AoN45_jKQ?si=DUok6zG0xZsR6a5L&t=1240
God damnit.... Putting a bounty on Morrigan now. Kill her!
Oh well the show must go on.
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>>24503509
Second time's the charm!
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>>24503518
Claire hates animals. I still need to make her cards.
Just don't let Morrigan win. Okay?!
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>>24503530
We got an MVP here! And now two remain.
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>>24503539
>She's reaching levels of referentiality and injokes that even I can't replicate!
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>>24503539
These two are a lot more alike than originally anticipated.
Which one will take the "w"?
>>24503543
Was she dropped on her head a few hundred times as a baby?
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>>24503549
>Newtype autism!
>Full Frontal/Rau le Creuset moment.
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>>24503549
>Longing for death and on the verge of snapping.. may the most unhinged white woman win.
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>>24503549
I WAS hoping for a better ending...
But here we are.
At least the card will be maintained.
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>>24503561
GG Dawn of the dead.
Thanks for hosting.
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>>24503561
>DOUBLE
>Thanks for hosting.
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>>24503559
Thankfully the corgi ain't out here at the moment.
>>24503561
>>24503554
>>24503567
>>24503568
https://youtu.be/e7Nzf1ovrmU?si=7uc4hyWcuyf4RLRR
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>>24503561
GG everyone, thanks for hosting and congrats to Dawn!
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>>24503571
>The harassment never stops. Thanks for hosting. Well done Dawn.
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>>24503561
My job here is done!
>>24503571
>Congratulations.
>And thank you once more.
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>>24503578
Greetings you two have been invited by King Grimlock to an island just outside Isla Sorna. You have 48 hours to pack and be ready for pick up, thank you.
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>>24503571
Host, grateful!
Winner, congratulation!
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>>24503578
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>>24503567
Thank you for playing.
Going back to mobile. Reply coming soon y'all.
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>>24503603
>Two scoops.
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>>24503608
Thank you full playing and remember.
The dawn.....
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(Posting now.)
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>>24498219 ( Team Smol is officially a go!)
>[ You have a mouse lady, a squat Robot warrior, and a young griffin in pajamas. Yeah I'm thinking the smol squad is 'boutta RISE! ]
>[ Mina is right, REM isn't listening. The taunting ghosts and now zombies with attitude. Safe to say the lil' griffin is eager to put something to sleep, permanently. ]
"Teach'em a lesson! They need to be nicer! Make'em sleep again! No more wakey!"
>[ Someone's eager, in fact, HE dashed forward. Diving headfirst into the group of five zombies looking to capture him for the mysterious master they just name-dropped. ]
>>24498243
>[ Maybe he was too rash in his judgment. They looked much bigger and scarier up close. Not to mention, they had the number gain. Oops, REM is laning solo and doing a 1v5. He'd be subject to scorn during a standard game. ]
https://files.catbox.moe/adsvr8.mp3
>[ *Surprised and slightly scared echoey squeaking noises* Rem definitely jumped the gun now.]
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>>24503655
(1-4):
>[ 「2, 1 melee pillow combo」: Just as he was about to land right into the zombie's grasp. HIT'EM WITH A PILLOW! Cooldown on his pillow toss abilities is finished. Heavy melee!: With Rem landing his clawed paws on a zombie's face and kicking off with a stylish aerial somersault and immediately following up with a Magic imbued pillow YEET! ]
"PILLOW FIGHT!"
>[ Heavy physical and spirit (magic) damage upon successful hit. Applying a temporary reduction in movement speed. ]
(5-7)
>[ 「Zealous Rebel」: Jumping right into a zombie's grasp. But immediately followed up with a light melee. 1-2 pillow combo. Swinging the """soft""" pillow right into the grasping zombie's face. It looks soft and is soft until used offensively. Then it's filled with cursed relics and bricks. Hopefully, it was enough to force the zombie to release REM. ]
"Leave us alone!"
(8,9)
>[ 「The average solo queue and lane experience 」: He jumped the gun WAAAYYY too early. And now he landed right into their hands. ]
"LET GO! HELP FRIENDS! HELP!"
(0)
>[ 「Ult ready: NAPTIME」: Even zombies need to sleep. Even machines, even stone because REM can put anything that's animate sleep!. Mid-air canceling into his ultimate. The pillow inflates ever so slightly, with Rem grabbing onto the corners, levitating in the air. From his cyan eyes, a spotlight effect. Illuminating and basking the zombies. ]
https://litter.catbox.moe/xgtzo465s1n1g8mb.webm
"SLEEP"
>[ Stay in REM's gaze for too long and be hit with immediate Narcolepsy. While sleep is temporary, they'll be waking to a splitting headache in a few moments. A headache that deals heavy spirit damage! ]
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>>24503593
.....
>Claire has a moment to think to herself as she turns around and murmurs something about a "code A.C.E." before whipping about.
Mission...accepted!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2RD5n1tSNI
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>>24503673
Thank you, you have 48 hours to prepare.
>The drones flies away.
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>>24498219
>>24498243
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>>24498219
>Somehow I get the feeling that it's the fuzzies that are the really dangerous members of this squad. He'd be more concerned about them, but he has two things rushing him dow...n...
>...Wow, he can see them run out of steam just getting up to him. He walks up to the exhausted zombies in a weirdly casual manner.
Can it, weaklings! HAAH! HRAH!
>Those vocalizations would be him kicking one of them in a manner aimed to fling it up in the air, and hacking downward in to the second one with his Battle Axe respectively.
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>>24503687
....I wonder if I should bring a friend.
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>>24498243
HEY! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THAT!
>Mina tries to spin around to nail the zombie going for her tail with the Nightstar, looking over at Rem as he starts battering the creatures with pillows.
>Evens, Miss
>Odds, Hit
>Dubs, Hits, Nightstar swings around to hit more targets around her.
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>>24503672
"Bwaha! That's it, come to papa!"
"Oi! He's coming in a little fast don't you think?! Slow down you shrimp!"
>He's INTing, or so the zombies think.
>Rotting claws bearing the funk of 40,000 years reach out to snag the griffin mid leap.
"Auughh!"
>With style and grace, two of the zombie have their anatomies forcibly rearranged by magic and memory foam.
>>24503723
"Hey, hold on.. we need a breather! Time out. Don't you pipsqueaks fight fair?!"
>Bones break and muscle is cut free, the zombies now lay on the ground. One severed in two while the other clutches to his stomach. The one severed in half at the waist rises, shaking it's fist at the warrior.
"Eh?! Where's the justice in this? You kick him in the gut but I get chopped in half? You should deal out damage equally"
"I bet you wouldn't be so tough without that armor would you?"
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>>24503723
>>24503672
>The second Zombie lunges, grabbing the tail and giving it a good pull.
"Ha! Look everyone! I got one!"
>His eyes go wide with horror as he realizes the other five undead fighters have been put out of commision one by one.
"Hold it punks, I'll bite her if you come any closer! Understand that?"
"He's not bluffing! He's got really bad teeth.
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>>24503098
>Unmasked and unbothered Tomas's eyes fixed on a large screen broadcasting the World Cup. The final whistle blows sealing South Korea's victory over the Czech Republic.
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>>24503908
"You're not nice and very dumb!"
>[ Not much of an insult, but it still helps considering he brought down too many undead. ]
>[ The other two are dealing with zombies of their own. With varying degrees of success. Yet all that changed when Mina was grabbed! Her tail! Tails are sensitive, y'know. ]
>[ Already shaking the candle in his right hand, readying it to burn that zombie. Until he positioned himself using Mina as a shield, now holding her hostage. ]
>>24503940
"Bully! Jerk! Meanie!"
>[ He wants to hit this zombie with his magic death pillow so badly right now. Yet... He doesn't have to get close. Shake the candle, the flame goes out, now becomes a bright spotlight.]
"I help us!"
>[ Hear a slight jiggle of bells. A small fuzzy ball with legs and a cute little hat. Pop out of REM's shadow. ]
https://litter.catbox.moe/17cx9y5q77rbroog.png
>[ Only .774ft (or .236m) in height. Comes flying forward, attaching itself to Mina. Creating a foggy aura around her, providing a temporary defense boost. Not that it can do much now, yet...]
"Get'em now!'
>[ Is he talking to the Zaku? The lil'fuzzy guy? Or Mina? ]
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>>24504012
>[ Enjoy the modern marvels of watching matches occurring across the world. Yet there's something for you to bear witness to. A tall wolf man, covered in metal armor from the neck down. A head tilt from the wolf looks like he's struggling to understand what is happening now. Much more common than you think for this wolfman. ]
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>>24503908
>>24503940
I-I was trying to launch him! Didn't I tell you to shut up!?
>He was about to stomp on the zed's head before that whole hostage situation thing comes up.
Tch. Alright, alright. I'll stay right...HERE!
>His hands were raising up, only for him to quickly adjust the grip on his axe has he throws it right at the face of that would-be hostage-taker.
>Thrown axes are an SD Gaiden specialty.
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>>24504033
>>24504058
>Mina looks more than a little embarrassed that she actually let the zombie grab her, she grimaces as he holds her like a shield. When she's hit with the magic bird and the axe nails the zombie, she swings herself backwards to kick off the zombie and try to slip her tail out in the chaos.
Thanks for the save!
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>>24504055
>Tomas remains completely silent, tracking the bizarre figure with a flat stare. Some type of outworlder?
>Earthrealm certainly has its oddities; whether it's high effort cosplay or a genuinely lost visitor from another realm.
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>>24504033
"Eh.. What's the meaning of this? I told you no funny business didn't I?!"
>The zombies now lying in pieces across the deck begin to take up a battle cry.
"Ora! Finish her!"
"Bite her head off!"
"Oi, make Absalom-sama proud!"
>>24504058
>>24504077
>I'll take that 8 as an accurate throw from the Zaku!
>The axe flies clean through the zombie's neck and embeds itself into a steel bulkhead. The undead it passed through, now headless, straightens its back in confusion.
"Eh?! Why are you all spinning all of a sudden?"
>The headless zombie claws at the stump between its shoulders as it's head rolls away, panic and confusion overriding any sense it possessed. It was just the opportunity for the mouse to slip free it seemed.
>Six white flags go up with a chorus of groans, the zombie squad shamefully admits defeat in unison.
"We surrender. No more please."
>The scattered zombie appendages and parts begin to crawl back together in a disgraceful attempt at reassembly.
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>>24504104
>[ Probably a cosplay, at least that's what the surrounding people could agree on. Just passing the wolf and making some side comments. Watching the screen for too long, he shakes his head in discomfort. The way its ears and fur flap when shaking its head... Maybe it is a wolfman...]
>[ Now watch him scratch the back of his head, now making his way in your general direction. Hide in the crowd or be brave and speak to this high-effort cosplayer? ]
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>>24504128
>The light in his eyes dies replaced by the cold, predatory focus of the Lin Kuei. Tomas is standing directly at its shoulder having materialized from the air itself.
You are a very long way from your pack. Where are you from?
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>>24504058
>>24504077
>>24504121
>[ Mina is free! The Zaku saved her! And the lil'helper does a flip, letting out a chirping sound. ]
>[ White flags...? Is it a bad time to mention the griffin doesn't understand the concept of surrendering? Or what does a white flag symbolize? Not because he's evil, but because no one taught him the meaning of waving the white flag. ]
"Jerks want more!?"
>[ He's already holding up the pillow, ready to toss. The candle burns brighter, and streaks of cyan light appear. Ripping right through the French flags the zombies held up in defeat. ]
"No cozy blankets for you!"
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>>24504153
>>24504121
>>24504077
>My lucky number!
S-sure!
>He seems genuinely kind of flustered by the words, like he's not used to the notion of gratitude from others.
>That sudden unilateral surrender gives him some pause as he looks about at the zombies in confusion. Do- do we take monsters prisoner? I mean, Satan Gundam employs monsters, so I guess, and they bent the knee, so that means they know who the boss is so-
W-whoa, kid, Rem, cool it, th-that means they give up!
>That laser got a startle out of even him.
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>>24504148
"Huh!"
>[ Ears up. Suddenly straightened his posture. The *woosh* of a sudden rush of air next to him. On instinct, he would have reached for his sword, yet with all the people around... Yet the wolfman didn't even bother turning his head. ]
I'll admit, I've faced assassins both, lost count. I reckon you're the first to catch me open without my picking up your scent. You would have already knifed me if you were after my head... Reckon you're a silent guardian of the humans here. If you must know, I hail from a realm called the Lands between. I am without a pack. I travel alone. Are you satisfied?
>[ Side glance from the wolfman. Look deep into his eyes, he's a real wolfman. ]
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>>24504121
>>24504153
>>24504176
The robot's right kiddo they stopped! They won't attack anymore!
>For now at least.
Any of you want to tell us where we are? Are this "Absolom" and "Perona" the owners of this weird island?
>Might want to answer before the bird decides the mouse and robot are being TOO merciful right now.
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>>24504197
If I were here for your head, I wouldn't have used a knife. I could have boiled you alive right inside that armor. It would have saved me the cleanup.
>His posture relaxes his shoulders dropping into a casual slouch as the hard edged assassin persona recedes, leaving only a twenty something guy on his day off.
Besides you looked entirely too bewildered by a soccer match to be the front for an invasion. Lucky for you, most of them think you're just wearing cosplay.
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>>24504153
>The zombies leap in fear, a couple of them losing a hand.
"Oi, was beating us not enough for you punk? Put that fire away pipsqueak, or are you that eager to rub it in our faces? Eh?"
>>24504153
>>24504176
>>24504203
"Absalom and Perona? They're in charge of us sure, but there's a bigger fish on that island you know."
"You do know right..?"
"You really don't! You're moored in Gecko Moria's Thriller Bark! The entire island is a ship."
>The zombies begin the process of reassembly, some limbs inevitably getting mixed up in the confusion, but all of them reattaching close to the correct number of parts in close to the correct anatomical locations.
"Don't be so full of yourselves because you won, tch. We were just keeping your eyes off the real job."
"Keekee. This tub has probably been picked clean of the flashy bits and treasure by our bosses."
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>>24503098
Where do bad humans go when they die? I want to hear more stories about that lake of fire and ash.
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>>24504176
>[ In Rem's mind: White blankets in the air mean give up, gotta wave'em. ]
"That's why you never wave blankets in the sky...? Means giving up? Giving up wha? Sleeping‽ Can never give up sleeping! Too important!! Never waving blankets in the air again!!!"
>>24504203
"That means we win‽ Corpse bullies don't attack anyone...! We win! Yaaayy! Win! Can we get candy‽ Maybe cookies! Maybe blankets! I wanna take a naaaaapp... Can I use your jacket as a blanket‽ Looks so nice!"
>>24504247
>[ Give him time to understand. Before he holds the cyan burning candle up for the zombie to see. The kid is definitely threatening you, zombies. But was convinced by the other two, no more fighting. So Rem will just hold the candle. ]
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>>24504252
You haaaaaven't-heard? Kikiki, it iiiiisn't a human speeeeecific thing, all things - that are baaaaad, get sent to Hell. Humaaaaans, eeeeeagles, and even liiiiittle girls too!
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>>24504275
Hell, Hell! I want to go to Hell~! Fire and brimstone, and eternal torment! I heard that there's even an angel that gets to torture all the bad people forever. I want to visit and be his friend.
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>>24504252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_741PwcOhE
>Cue a couple UNSC Marines spawning in as this song plays over loudspeakers at the Mall.
(MRN #2) Duuuuuude, is that a Nirvana reference? It's old stuff but I dig it kid.
(MRN #1) They go to Hell by the way if you're being a bit more serious about it. But I'm no theologian either.
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>>24504268
>>24504247
>>24504203
T-that's what the flag means!
>-Huh? Island?
Hrmph! You're in a real rough position to be acting all mocking considering what we just did to you! A whole island that's a ship, though? That's stupid. Hrmm...
>...If this is the level that the people here are at...if it's a ship...that would be quite the catch....
>Zaku is clearly thinking about something.
>I ah, I think I'm starting to succumb to a headache here, for the record. Not sure if it's allergies or what.
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>>24504316
Oh? Did someone giiiiive you the wrong impression?
Hell, Hell isn't meant to be a place of fun, eeeeeven—if-you like watching people getting hurt. Where we're at now, beats it any day in the week! Incluuuuuding getting front row seats, in peeeeeople-getting tortured!
>>24504319
Like nooooow!
>Heads up Marines, the floors were booby-trapped...with at least one old, slimy banana peel!
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>>24504334
>No worries. Probably a good stopping point. I've got work tomorrow anyways.
>Hope you're all having fun and thanks for the session!
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>>24504245
At least you have some wits.... In truth, I definitely would prefer a knife in the back over being cooked alive.
>[ As Tomas relaxed, so did Blaidd. ]
Is that what that competition is called...? Strange matches, seeing a sphere rolling on the ground, yet they refuse to pick it up with their hands... I reckon this is far too advanced for this wolf to understand.
>[ Blaidd's low int count. ]
Is cosplay a word for costume? Perhaps for the best that these humans believe that. Oi lad, I reckon you have more to share. Names Blaidd, based on the calm demeanor you've seen stranger things than a wolf in armor.
>[ A wolf who's 2.6 meters in height. Mind you. ]
Reckon I can learn a thing or two from you.
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>>24504319
>Hahaha you got me.
I had met a theologian at one time. He told me many stories of salvation, and redemption. But I liked the firebrand more. Damnation, down in a hole, and unable to be saved!
>She raised her hands to the air, as if pantomiming fire suddenly being raised from the Earth, not unlike some street corner pastor.
>>24504340
But I want to watch people burning, or getting poked by the man with a pitchfork! There must be some way for me to visit, even if I'm not a human.
>The wandering shade almost seemed to get a little gloomy, until her interest was piqued by the booby trap. A slight smile curled onto her lips as she watched with interest.
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>>24504358
>The cheekier of the troopers smirked.
(MRN #2) Oh yeah, preach it junior. Although I'll admit I'm more of an Alice in Chains enthusiast too.
>Marine One merely shook his head, although the slight smile told anyone otherwise. Especially as the dark blonde got into it.
(MRN #1) That's a bit of a gloomy and grim line, eh? But I suppose I can see the draw to it.
>And seeing the second blonde here >>24504340, the troopers interests shifted to her for a moment before going back to the other one as their dialogue continued.
(MRN #1) So none of you two are human then? Color me surprised.
>And speaking of surprises, the pair remained oblivious to the lurking threat that the discarded banana peel represented. So when Marine One and Two moved to get closer to the blonde duo, it would lead to...
Evens: Marine One slipping and falling on his ass!
Odds: Disaster is thankfully evaded. And likely to Clownpiece's mild disappointment.
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>>24504356
Smoke.
>A sudden burst of grey ash enveloped him, leaving the space beside the towering wolfman completely empty as he vanished into the night.
>Sorry, I'm completely pooped. Thanks for the RP, and games Satan.
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>>24504358
Eeeeeven-if you got to that part of Hell, they wooooouldn't' let you enjoy it. I should knooooow-
>The moment the girl and black mentioned her inhumanity, something clicked in the unremarkable lonesome fairy...
Oh? Oh!
>>24504377
>Perhaps their surroundings brought upon these biblical extremes as outlooks to retain a degree of their underlying minds' sanity?
>Both girls bore unnaturally red irises and a level of kemptness but a tad incongruent to their surroundings. The star-spangled pierrot of the pair further bore a pair of gossamer wings on her back, and meeting her gaze for any stretch of time revealed what appeared to be a constellation faintly reflecting off her eyes, which now focused upon their new company.
>As if to spite her, fate would have the Marines narrowly avoiding embarrassment and injury, causing said wings to begin listing behind her.
Oh...boo. See that?
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>>24504396
....
Strange lad. I reckon he has more too tell.
For another time it seems.
>[ Off he coes to explore some more.]
(No problem man. Have a good one.)
>>24504334
(Pick it up in another six hours it seems. Have a good one. Everyone take five. Also this session is still technically introducing REM into the HaitchGeeVerse. Lmao.)
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>>24504377
>Seeing the smooth operator fail to go sailing on a banana peel had much the same effect on the Rumia as if she had just been told they had food at home as they passed by a McDonalds. Suffice to say, her expression drooped to an unenthusiastic frown almost immediately.
There is no humanity in me. Though I hope to find a human soon, I haven't eaten in a long time.
>>24504401
Why noooot?
>She stopped her foot as if she were a thumping rabbit.
It's not fair for Humans to get all of the interesting places.
>From brooding over the lake of fire, now the airhead seemed to become gloomy owing to the failed outcome of the prank.
Oh, they saw your banana... Well, I hope you've got another one somewhere.
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>>24504401
>>24504416
>No tripping today, the troopers passing by the peel without issue.
(MRN #1) Huh. Someone should probably pick that up...
>He'd look at the other leatherneck for a moment before he relented with a roll of his eyes. Two picked up the spent nanner and threw it into a nearby trash can, DECISIVELY ending Clownpiece's treachery attempt!
>Surely he would be awarded a medal for his actions therein, the green pair not missing the other odd features with the blondes, Clownpiece in particular.
(MRN #2) Well well, another fairy? Neat.
(MRN #1) Something's different about this one I think. She seems...
>A brief up and down look was given to her, a hint of amusement coloring the man's features.
... colorful.
>But it seemed as if the enthusiasm in both dropped for some reason, one of the greenbacks cocking his head at the pair.
(MRN #1) The Hell's that supposed to mean? Whatever, I don't want any funny business from you two here.
>There WERE plenty of humans in the Mall after all, the duo of Marines just being two of many. Although the easier going Two shot Clownpiece a smirk.
(MRN #2) Hey, you look like you know a good joke. Tell me something funny!
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>>24504416
Well, that's- them not slipping on the banana, that's what Hell's like! It takes things you thiiiiink you'd enjoy, and sucks the life out of it - the pitchfooooorks and fire are just window dressing.
>The clown-themed fairy barely acknowledged the additional company after giving them a once over, leaning closer to the black-clad youkai to reveal a set of shark-life teeth under her mouth as she continued speaking in a sing-song voice to the beat of a song inconceivable.
I should know...my-Maaaaaster makes NEEEEEW-hells, eeeeevery day!
>>24504433
>Though she'd at least indulge a request between the unsettling detour the conversation had taken.
Why- wwwwwhy is six aaaaafraid of seven?
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>>24504433
>>24504441
I want to stay, I want to stay longer and talk about Hell more. But if I stay, the Sun will come out, and it's no good for my skin.
I'll come back soon, and when I do, I have a very good idea for a prank that we should try on them~.
>The last part seemed to be aimed at Clownpiece, in a half-hushed toned. Half-hushed as it was, it was very easily whole-heard by the Marines.
>And as she finished her whisper, her non-human-ness reared it's head as her body began to melt into a shadowy puddle, which then dissipated and marked the shade's departure.
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>>24504486
>The two troopers just shared a look between each other as the inhumans among them talked about Hell and seemingly conspired against them. Then the darker blonde of the odd couple did that little party trick, disappearing in a puddle which faded out soon afterwards!
>It caused the men to flinch, One muttering to himself at the bizarre visual.
(MRN #1) What in the world...?
>Two shook his head, curious more than anything before focusing back on the jester still with them.
(MRN #2) Ooooh, I know this one. Is it because seven "ate" nine?
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>>24504486
Uuuuum...yeah?
>The awkward way in which their conversation ended left even the other supernatural being in the room flatfooted, watching the youkai evaporate into the ambient darkness. Their guess was as good as hers'.
>>24504497
>Gazing at the patch of floor that the youkai had vanished toward, then to the Marines, then back to the patch, this clown would force a smile at the latters' intuition.
Yup! Mmmmmy-material, is getting ruuuusty!
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>>24504513
>The Marines likewise were left a bit perplexed by the sudden exit method of the as of yet named girl...
>Two shrugged.
(MRN #2) Maybe. But it is a classic to be fair so you've got that at least going for you.
(MRN #1) You might want to get new material to beat that rust.
>That said, Two continued.
(MRN #2) Well, maybe I can help you out? I've got a joke for you. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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>>24504530
"They don't have any guts!"
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>>24504541
>Two gave a grin and a nod!
(MRN #2) Ha ha yeah, that's it! Pretty good, yeah?
>One chuffed a bit.
(MRN #1) Heard better, but it's okay I guess.
>One shook his head good naturedly.
(MRN #1) Well, was there anything else you needed from us maybe? Otherwise we'll leave you be and get back to patrolling this Mall place.
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>>24504547
>The gears in the lunatic lampad's head would tick for a moment, but nothing came up concerning figures like themselves.
If you want to make a fairy feel like a queeeeen, let yourself faaaaall victim to her prank! But, not in a way that-makes it too obvious!
>With that, she would shrug before making movements to become one with the mallgoer crowd, folding up her wings behind her.
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>>24504561
>Two kept his grin as he nodded along.
(MRN #2) We'll keep that under advisement your "majesty".
>The pair then watched as she moved off, the tri-colored harlequin blending in soon enough with the throng with admittedly surprising grace.
(MRN #1) Well, that was an interesting diversion. Come on, let's get back to our patrol.
(MRN #2) Roger that.
>Hopefully no further strangeness would mar said patrol. Like additional banana peels on the ground!
(Thanks for playing!)
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>>24503098
>FUMO FOR SALE?
>Among the isles of commerce stood a stand made up predominately of latticed caging and hooks, from which were suspended a myriad of prepacked plush dolls beside a smattering of related accessories, dolls whose identities erred toward bearing an unlikely-likeness of a select number of the present locale's denizens.
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>>24504793
>Vibin'.
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>>24504793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yJgwwDcgV8
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>>24504804
>>24504834
sounds pretty cool to me
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>>24504577
>DAWN IS APPROACHING!
>She locks eyes with a Fumo that vaguely resembles herself, drawn by a magnetic pull toward the soft, round object. With a stiff, synchronized waddle, she walks straight up to the cage. Her hook like hands reach out, snagging the doll right off its perch and tucking it securely under her arm.
>Without a single change in her expression she turns around and waddles away at maximum speed, her tiny boots tapping rapidly against the pavement as she departs with her new prize.
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>>24503123
>I don't think I've posted in here yet so this should be fine.
>... 22 hours later
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>>24503123
>And now, mobile.
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>>24503123
>This check's on the mouse.
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>>24503123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsvUDl7azio
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>>24508042
>GREEN.
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>>24508063
>Very green!
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>>24508202
Speak of the devil, and she will appear!
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>>24508213
https://litter.catbox.moe/hs8dtkv35g63dsf4.png
For you.
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>>24508202
>Gabby and Dawn!
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>>24508232
For you
Dawn:
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Gabby:
https://litter.catbox.moe/x35e5jebet3m2xl6.png
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>>24508237
>Lovely, thanks Satan.
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>>24508237
>>24508232
Wait, realized a mistake.
Take these now:
https://litter.catbox.moe/4b32rhrjap8kcmc6.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/hbpmzg3z1qy5rrhk.png
>>24508247
No problem. take the fixed ones above tho.
>>24508240
Can she get six more?
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>>24508478
>His videos are a bit of a guilty pleasure. Good stuff, even if it is mostly flavor of the month anime clips.
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>>24506079
>Guess what? You got it for free. Are you proud of yourself?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rduVgdbO4B0
>This doll bears the size and proportions of a standard GIFT Fumo at 20cm scale, possibly made by an unknown party by reverse-engineering the basic pattern inherent to all of Fumo-kind. It bears a fair complexion, vivid blue eyes, navy blue hair, and a slightly thin build. Might be under-stuffed.
>The girl depicted by this doll is not native to Gensokyo and little can be discerned from how it would react to patterns of its denizens, yet one gets the impression the adventures which made her notable enough to be depicted in Fumo form to begin with started with a desire for the otherworldly. Equally at home witnessing battles and performances, so long as they express meaning and beauty.
>It has no tags or markers to indicate its origin of manufacture.
>This is a Hypothetical Fumo, one that is only confirmed to exist within the countless variations of reality offered by the Arena, having no counterparts in baseline reality and appearing only in fictitious settings thereof.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK8KKjkaVvI
>As the day reaches its zenith, reality stirs and begins a reconfiguration...
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>>24508536
>>24508536