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We got a new priest
He gives a good sermon but he is incredibly slow.
He is so slow that half of the congregation was out the door before he could finish stepping down from the alter.
He is so slow, that the organist and singer stopped himself halfway through the first verse of the final song, because he realized the priest didnt say his closing words, and he wound up having to wait, and start over from the beginning.
Despite valuing my time with high regard, I'm a patient man and also value when I choose to surrender it so I stayed and was one of the last to leave, I just found it hilarious
Thanks for reading some faggot's blogpost
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>>24505766
aussie flag, are you that anon i decided not to respond to the other day? Lets find out together, give me another (You), expecting a response, and i can respond by not responding
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>>24505969
Looking at women lustfully is also a sin same with straight sex outside of marriage
Even Saint Paul talks about the thorn in his side when it comes to sin
We are all flawed sinners with desires of the flesh
just because you sin differently doesnt make mine any worse than yours
Try your best not to focus on someone's flaws and be kind to eachother
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>>24505905
Jesus hung out with hookers and lepors. Seeking perfection in the eyes of God is meaningless, not because its not worth it or that He isnt worht it, but because he loves you all the same including your flaws, and sometimes its harder to change yourself than you reaslize
I think it is better to accept that you are flawed and aknowledge it, rather than beg for acceptance or forgiveness and change in oneself
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>>24506234
damn pitsniffer wrote the new testament? are you a bot? do you have reading comprehension?
>>24506521
>just live a life of sin and degeneracy instead of doing better bro, god doesn't care he wants to to be a sodomite because that's just who you are bro
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>>24506696
his sentiment is very similar to what i said here >>24505996
i try to use plain english
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>>24506521
How do you get a prostitute to listen to the gospel these days?
Jesus must have had some sort of animal magnetism to make the prostitutes stop doing cocaine, stop stabbing people in the back, and listen to the good word
Did he hangout with thieves and drug dealers, hitmen, too? Was this guy to build a mafia? How did he get decent people to overlook the content of their character and lack of faith in God? Did Jesus allow people that followed him to become victims of these people.
Or are these just former prostitutes that decided to just live with their STDs and become a reformed whore?
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>>24506521
first off, lepers aren't sinners, and the hookers were told to knock it off. Jesus's big thing was forgiving sinners no matter who they are when they properly repent, not that you are allowed to sin.
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>>24508278
This. Also, in my humble opinion, Repenting is between you God and no one else. No one wants to hear for the 13th time that you're "repented your sinful ways" knowing full well there will be a 14th announcement coming soon. You repent by having conversations with God and achieve a better less sinful life in small steps, it doesn't just fix overnight because you said you repented.
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