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Melonade
/dgg/ - Dad Jokes General 06/14/26(Sun)22:01:26 No. 24506308
/dgg/ - Dad Jokes General Melonade 06/14/26(Sun)22:01:26 No. 24506308   [Reply] ►
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ITT: We post cirtified dad jokes.
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)22:01:50 No. 24506309
Anonymous 06/14/26(Sun)22:01:50 No. 24506309 ►
not funny
didnt laugh
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Melonade
 06/14/26(Sun)22:03:02 No. 24506313
Melonade 06/14/26(Sun)22:03:02 No. 24506313 ►
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>>24506309
Laughing is optional.
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)22:08:31 No. 24506344
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Is there some personal trauma that you'd like to talk to us about, Melonade?
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)22:10:45 No. 24506353
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>>24506344
>DADC ID
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)22:24:14 No. 24506417
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>>24506344
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)22:31:48 No. 24506472
Anonymous 06/14/26(Sun)22:31:48 No. 24506472 ►
>>24506344
Dad gave her the C in 83
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)22:38:15 No. 24506497
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>>24506344
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DoctorGreen
 06/14/26(Sun)22:54:15 No. 24506586
DoctorGreen 06/14/26(Sun)22:54:15 No. 24506586 ►
>>24506308
>dad jokes general
>>24506344
>id: DAD
heh
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)22:58:08 No. 24506621
Anonymous 06/14/26(Sun)22:58:08 No. 24506621 ►
>>24506308
>incest
>shotacon
>crossdressing
>rape
Wtfffff is wrong with u melonade ???? really kyssssss
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)22:59:40 No. 24506626
Anonymous 06/14/26(Sun)22:59:40 No. 24506626 ►
lys melonade
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)23:14:46 No. 24506681
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>>24506621
only rape is tasteless
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)23:18:08 No. 24506691
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>>24506308
i don't have any children so i'm not legally allowed to tell dad jokes sorry
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)23:19:01 No. 24506692
Anonymous 06/14/26(Sun)23:19:01 No. 24506692 ►
>>24506309
>midwit doesnt know that humor is subjective
move to the USA retard, you will fit in better there
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)23:30:46 No. 24506721
Anonymous 06/14/26(Sun)23:30:46 No. 24506721 ►
>>24506692
There are objective facts about subjective experiences
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Anonymous
 06/14/26(Sun)23:59:21 No. 24506771
Anonymous 06/14/26(Sun)23:59:21 No. 24506771 ►
>>24506721
lmao look at you trying to be smart, to bad you sound like a retard.
making vague claims without elaborating doesnt make you smart nor does it prove that humor isnt subjective
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)00:06:18 No. 24506786
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>>24506344
>DAD ID
Put me in the screenshot
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)02:08:17 No. 24507310
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>>24506344
Melonade has been real quiet since this dropped....
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)02:47:02 No. 24507528
Anonymous 06/15/26(Mon)02:47:02 No. 24507528 ►
>>24506308
>so, marriage uh?
*ALL BOOMERS PROCEED TO BLOW EACH OTHER IM EXCITEMENT
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)02:57:14 No. 24507579
Anonymous 06/15/26(Mon)02:57:14 No. 24507579 ►
A spic a nigger and a polak walk into a bar,

I walk put of the bar
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)03:01:45 No. 24507602
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is this the one?
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shameless yapper
 06/15/26(Mon)03:11:35 No. 24507664
shameless yapper 06/15/26(Mon)03:11:35 No. 24507664 ►
>>24506308
i don't get the joke.
>hi cumming.
>cumming
a pun? to what?
i know what the joke is meant to be like but what does it mean.
it's not saying "daddy is coming"
what is it?
somebody explain?
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)03:49:48 No. 24507839
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>>24507664
>"i'm cooming!!"
>"hi cooming, i'm dad"
>"no I mean I'm about to coom!!"
>"hi about to coom, i'm dad"
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)03:58:24 No. 24507888
Anonymous 06/15/26(Mon)03:58:24 No. 24507888 ►
what do you call a cow with no legs
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)04:05:28 No. 24507921
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>>24507888
You call it dinner lolololllolol
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)04:07:04 No. 24507924
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>>24507921
ground beef
>You call it dinner lolololllolol
yeeeees
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)04:10:17 No. 24507939
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>>24507924
What do you call a fly with no legs?

A walk! lelelellelelllelelellll
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Anonymous
 06/15/26(Mon)04:12:33 No. 24507954
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>>24507939
lololololol

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