>>24508632 >be me >rope >flash of light, archon niggers tell me I didn't learn to love the demiurge enough so I'm going back >being squeezed out of a cunt >wtf it smells bad >worse than usual, like literal shit >start to hear a strange language >sounds like two retards slapping their lips and yelling >the smell is getting worse >head begins to crown >wtf >I'm the color of literal shit >ohfuck.jpg >I've been reincarnated in India >try to hang myself with the umbilical cord but before I can a train runs over me while I'm halfway out of the womb >back in the light >archons tell me I'm going to nigeria this time
>>24508649 The quality of population pyramid is a real pyramid. Read: Lots of Niggers, indians and shitskins in the world wide population, but only ~6% whites.
>>24508632 You might not even be born on this planet again or even in this same reality, so I wouldn't worry about india. I'm dying and I've been having dreams of past lives in completely different dimensions and shit so I'm not really worried, and if I do end up a jeet somehow I'll probably just just get myself electrocuted or hit by a train.
>>24508648 Oh well at least one day I'll be a monkey again and a panda and a bird and a lizard and a frog and a mouse and a bug and a piece of shit and cosmic rays and antimatter and then leave this universe forever.
>>24508632 >>24508655 Also jeets are pretty close to being just straight up monkeys, so they're hardly even alive, and that makes me assume that life as a jeet probably goes by fast as fuck
>>24508632 Yeah, I've definitely got less than 5 years left, sucks. I'm 39. Reincarnation isn't real and is just pagan wishful thinking. You need to go to Confession and repent
>>24508664 And no I'm not a spic, not even being from East Texas. My sister did that DNA nonsense, never seen the actual results, but she said we were what we thought, mostly Western, northern, and some East European and like 2% drunk Injun. My mom's side of the family is German abd been here since the 1600s and darkened North Carolina and Tennessee, and Dad's side are micks that came right before the Civil War
>>24508632 it's insane to believe someone will be born in the US or Europe and then decide to reroll when you have a >80% chance of getting fucked including a >30% chance of getting megafucked
>>24508632 It's not a game. You don't respawn. Simulation theory is just creationism for atheists. Wake up and smell the coffee, this is your one and only shot.
You are most likely to be reborn in africa or india, if you even get to be human. Having squandered your human roll you will probably only qualify to respawn as an insect or fish for the next many respawns until you prove yourself so well as a cockroach you get a chance as a dolphin or ape. If you continue to impress maybe, just maybe you can be an indian human.
>>24508673 With a great threat looming where only indians are popping out everywhere that we might reincarnate as indian... you could easily start a poop cult! lol
>>24508661 >At least jeets are finally starting to not breed like niggers for a while This is both a blessing and a curse. The blessing is obvious, less jeets, the curse is their population will start to invert like chinas and they'll start fleeing like rats as the economy implodes.
Deportations are obviously required now, but we need to make absolutely sure once we're done that our shores and borders and ready to repell literal hordes within 20 years.
By pure numbers you will have to be an insect or livestock animal many times before getting a shot as a human again if ever. The whole world might look like India by then.
>>24508632 Try to live as long as possible, maybe Pakistan/India will reduce their populations to zero in a nuclear exchange. Just don’t die right now, it’s too dangerous. It’s also imperative to have lots of children if you and your wife are both white (or Jap), this creates more spots available for souls to enjoy a nice life.
>>24508632 >what are the chances i’m born in India 0, because you’ll cease to be. If there’s some substrate element in you that reincarnates it clearly won’t be what you consider to be “you”, your ego. So even if you were born as a malformed rat in some chinese sewer you wouldn’t care, you couldn’t, cause you’d be long gone.
1 in 4 that you're born to an Indian mother. Don't do it. It's not worth it. If you must, wait until starvation cuts their numbers. Then you'll have better odds
>>24508682 It won't ever happen from itself. Animals reproduce like crazy, and if there are no outer existential threats reducing their population they become a plague
>>24508661 Funny how that happened at the same time the H1B scam is basically shut down, Degree Mills are being shut down and the entire world is becoming united in it's hatred of these cockroaches.