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>jannies

digits for crash tomorrow

HGRAF gasses out?

>>61912934
Yes it's actually over this time $5 was the top

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next week on /smg/

>>61912940
>AVGOGODS
We're going to bring these guys back to reality. The bullrun continues.

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I'll fucking strangle your janny neck until the last decomposing air molecule leaves your corpse.

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>>61912934
Should've gone into KMB. I'd never buy stock in a company with a woman CEO.

I don't get why AVAV keeps dumping
>New major contract from the Army
>Other defence stocks are pumping in anticipation of a war
It just dumps almost 4% once again

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>>61912920
hey beautiful. hope you're doing well. what was all that california hate this morning? you know i want to take you on a big trip there, i'm going up the coast when the weather gets nice, we'd have such a great time and i know your opinion would change very quickly.

>Hycroft recooooovered
What was the point of the fucking dump then you bitch ass stock. Fucking attention whore slut.

>>61912940
This isn't a preview of what we will be talking about next week. Next week we're going to be talking about precious metals, oil, and how fucked the situation is in Israel and Iran boss.

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>>61912979
Wrong. Nothing will happen and it'll just be the same Miata and diaper discussions that we have every week.

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>>61912940
>>61912979
There's also going to be discussion regarding AI sluts, adult diapers, some scam company from canada with a woman CEO, there will be tons of sneed, people asking for me to look into my crystal ball and call a bottom on NVDA, there will be babe posting, and I hope the dude who posts this webm shows up on Monday boss.

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nutjobbros....

hope you heeded my warning and exited the market.

>>61912997
Me too. I miss him
>>61912999
TRUMP WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH MY AI STOOOOOOOP

trump/america won

>>61912988
no, just sell the gays & Miatas meme, that one got stale last week boss.

>>61912939
An internet picture guy said it was going to at least $18.
>>61912999
Sounds transgendered

>>61913014
Yeah and we thought Micron was zooming on past $500 right to $700

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>got CRWD at 355
>trimmed some at 383
>sold the rest today when it broke 363 because I wasn't gonna sit and wait for break even to hit
>runs all the way back to opening price just to say fuck you

>>61913023
Who is we?

Sussy market general

>>61913032
Me

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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week !?!?
How did it go this month?!?!

>>61913044
+0.07%
Just barely finished green after being red the entire day.

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Guys am I stupid or does this look like free money? This chart looks good, any TAfags here?

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>>61913044
-1.06%

Considering the rape I endured each red day this month it could probably have been worse.

Let's break the range already

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>>61913044
Today: -0.46%
This Week: -0.57%
This Month: -1.41%
This Year: -2.87%
keeps getting worse

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>>61913044
today: +2.96%
week: +2.27%
Mo: -11.4%
YTD: +21.66%

shit month.

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>>61913044
on track for a million by wendesnday

>>61913060
Just copy Tom Nash's investment strategies and stock picks.

>>61912940
Nothing important until Micron earnings right? Perhaps some Nigetti puts

>>61912920
anyone here use interactive brokers and is it worth getting an acount with them?

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>>61913044
Day
>+1.33%
Week
>+4.43%
Month
-2.44%

It's a fucking crab market in this neck of the woods.
But my day will come sooner or later!

>>61912999
>claude was about to evolve from getting stuck in Mt. Moon for 3 days to being in control of US missile command

>>61913044
Oh fuck the month's over
-$198.40 (-1.64%)
-13% for the month and that's including adding my return this month...At this point I'm like 40% YTD leaving out additions

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>>61913044
Flat most of the day but finished up 2.5%, raking it in now

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>>61913044
Everything I have done in the last 2 weeks has been a mistake
Not a single good fucking trade, none
Everything dumps the moment I buy it, everything explodes the moment I short it

>>61913063
I don't actually know any Toms

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>US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"The recent Decision of the United States Supreme Court concerning TARIFFS could allow for Hundreds of Billions of Dollars to be returned to Countries and Companies that have been “ripping off” the United States of America for many years to come, and now, according to this Decision, could actually continue to do so, at an even increased level. I am sure that the Supreme Court did not have this in mind! It doesn’t make sense that Countries and Companies that took advantage of us for decades, receiving Billions and Billions of Dollars that they should not have been allowed to receive, would now be entitled to an undeserved “windfall,” the likes of which the World has never seen before, as a result of this highly disappointing, to say the least, ruling. Is a Rehearing or Readjudication of this case possible??? PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"

>>61913062
What the shit, did you full port into a biotech pharma company?

>>61912920
don't do this and don't give up babe. there's not another me, and when you adjust your standards so they are too high for me, you're just gonna end up disappointing yourself worse because nobody else will clear that bar either. i really do love you and i'll take good care of you. you don't want to admit you're wrong but babe, you are. i'm not asking too much of you, not expecting the impossible, not asking you to be anything but better. i love you and want to help you.

>>61913066
They are decent. The mobile app is very good, everything else sucks (web portal, Trader Workstation, new desktop app -- all terrible).

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>>61912988
>>61913008

> just sell the gays & Miatas meme, that one got stale last week boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=get_Ln4bt40

>>61913077
>-3%
What is this, a loss for ants? My port is down that much just today, and down 30% ytd. Get on my level.

>>61913080
honestly feel bad for the guy
he has to wait until Friday at 4:01 to shitpost anything interesting
must drive him up a wall most weeks

>>61913044
+0.63%

>>61912999
These 20 year old broccoli haired staffer posts are so soulless

>>61913044
+0.88%

>>61912999
Oh thank god. Another TACO.

Bullish actually, if he pussies out like that the market hegemons may forgive him.

I was worried about a circuit breaker today with push up man seizing the tech or designating them a supply chain risk. The ephors would have punished him drastically for such an action.

Shorting NFLX was the easiest decision of my life

>>61913081
it's a paper account lol but IDK what it did I think yesterday it loaded up on the sell side of some 1DTE calls that mooned then went long at todays bottom.

>>61913118
Fucking based

I really enjoy hanging out with gay men, as a straight white male. The enthusiasm for life is infectious which is good for a doomer like me. I may invest in gndr

>>61913044
Down 0.11% today
Up $18 (flat percentage) this week
Up 0.71% this month

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I was absolutely raped today AMA

>>61913109
>he doesnt know

All his tweets are transcribed by some roastie, he just shouts at her and she writes it word for word

>>61913151
What was the individual strain of pozz you received in your ass

>>61913044
I dont know and I dont want to find out. I wont log in until spy is back at 700+. Cant lose money as long as you arent aware. ezpz

>>61913151
What should I buy if I want to profit off the impending collapse of the US economy?

Hard mode: US stocks only.

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Do long term investors really?

>>61913159
Frothy space stocks
>>61913162
Miners

Am I doing this math right? 1.7m means I can spend 5k/month indefinitely regardless of market crashes

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The index crabbing is killing me. I can make money doing 0dte iron condors but it takes all fucking day babysitting that theta decay.
A spread or naked positions are routinely done in a couple hours and I can go back to sleep. Fuck this.

>>61912920
and babe, it's one thing to find yourself in a gutter, it's another to be loyal to it. in your goon forum the other day i saw a post "all your friends are toxic manipulators and i'm the only one that can save you," and almost responded "this but unironically," hoping you'd read it. this works better i guess. but that's the issue isn't it, you've been in this swamp so long you don't want to be uprooted. but it will be for the best babe. and we'll make a new life that's better. love can do that but you have got to trust me. i'm gonna nap and then hit the gym. thinking about you.

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Where are my Korean etf chads ? Why no pump fellas ? My leaps are bleeding.

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>>61913044
day : -0.76%
week: +1.49%
month: +3.75%

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>>61912999
LET ME USE SKYNET TO BOMB BROWNS OR I SHIT MY PANTS

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Faggot sandork better fuckin get its shit together or im migrating the rest of it to LITE even though its already toppy. Fuck you faggot VIX sensitive little shit fuck stock. Did the mean VIX man touch you? Waaaaa.

>>61913055
200$ easter 2026

>>61913232
>Why no pump
uhh... zoom out?

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>>61913055
Plz respond

>>61913178
Yes. Historically. Now it would work even better if you had a decent savings in which you can pull from on severe down years.

>>61913230
>goon forum
Congrats you got me to respond. What are you misfiring at now

>>61913232
>buying leaps at the top

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>>61912999
absolutely based, there's a price to if you want free government contracts. Stupid faggots think that they are going to have a independent company AND government kick backs? Sorry bros, the biden gibsme dat era is over.

fuck your bitch ass babe you fuckin faggot babe

>>61913267
Are you planning on carrying elons 16th child too, cuckold

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>>61913044
-0.43% not as bad as I expected but still, the market has been more and more retarded lately

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>>61913044
-1.12%

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>>61913278
Kek, imagine believing in 2026 someone that rich needs a slutty womb to carry their clones. You must be 80 years old boomer.

>>61912999
Why does he bitch about not being allowed to use leftist Obama controlled AI?
Grok is right there and elon musk would give to trump for free. Elon is a massive racist nazi.
Anthropic is backed by Obama who trump calls a monkey. Why does trump want claude?

>>61913267
>>61913298
Why doesn't a white supremacist, apartheid south african, slavery supporting cheeto hitler use grok instead of claude? Elon musk is a massive government lackey and racist. He is ready to kneel to firebomb Iran.

>>61913333
Grok is legitimately awful lol
Also everyone outside of xAi are like psychopath techno hippies who dont want to make skynet

>>61913333
What are your positions right now so I can inverse them?...

>>61913333
So based

>>61913344
Also trump wants ai to make skynet so he can say look the smelly nerds bombed iran it wasnt me the ai made that decision

>>61912927
i wish i could enjoy life like he does
the burden of knowing is unbearable

>>61912927
no jannie on any website has ever been that heterosexual and high test

>>61913345
TMF

>>61912940
Ouster will be interesting. I like lidar

>>61913044
Best day so far.

Up 3%, total 5% this year.
It's not a lot but I'm happy

>>61913358
....You're safe...for now...

>>61913151
What did you invest in. In hindsight what should you have done?

>>61912974
You're a truly disgusting human being, and you deserve to stay in California as your containment zone.

>>61912934
Traders taking weekly profits after a tremendous run. Going higher next month.

>>61913152
I think that was the case leading up the election. Most posts this year seem entirely different, someone clearly mimicking his style.

Guys I bought msft leaps am I fucked?

>>61913044
+4.49%
A modest end to a green week.

>>61913272
babe niggers get roped from the back of a miata

>>61913061
nice job, what's your annualized yearly average?

>>61912974
Also you're a vain nigger saying there's no one else like you. Fucking hell

>>61912979
>Next week
I've already x5'd my entire portfolio on oil tankers the last ten days. Not expecting it to go much further unless there is a strike on Iran.

>>61913272
babe I'm literally the most perfect man to walk the face of the earth, even if I fuck nigger trannies. If I'm not good enough for you no one will ever be and my beautiful blend of schizophrenia is the only thing that can save you. Think about how hard you will come when I wrap my 6 foot long nasty gray billy goat beard around your neck and choke you as I desperately hump my rapidly deflating cock against your general under side area. Financially speaking babe

>>61912999
its jover

Sup /smg/, can you recommend me some good picks for commodities/metals miners? Wanna get into stuff like silver, copper, gold and maybe some other metals/rare earths? Also, what are good stocks for uranium? Thank you!

>>61913445
Options? And what strikes did you do?

>>61913463
Check out ticker:
DYOR

>>61913458
babe??

>>61913463
GRND is gonna pick up in a few months, they sounded pretty optimistic about their drilling

>>61913463
go to CMMG on bant or ceo.ca
otherwise I shill you Kuya Silver and Bayhorse Silver

>>61913463
just buy whatever the ETFs are buying lad.

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>>61913264
Boss this still has a lot to run. Skhynix, not to be confused with South Korean hymen has a sub 20 pe. Samsung is about to be more profitable by providing memory and storage at 5 x the price . It’s gonna be an epic run like sndk and mu.

>>61913463
HYMC is the most obvious pick

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I'm gonna steal Penelope from babe nigger

>>61913463
Rocks are trash and you're a fucking idiot if you buy them

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>futures

Anyone got that one pic of the 1,000 oz silver bars stacked on skids and there's like 12 skids?

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>>61913551

>>61913483
>>61913531
>>61913545
thanks!

>>61913568
No, thank you for making an old smigger feel seen and holding space for your rock collecting elders.

>>61913547
no I already booked a flight to tokyo you can't

>>61913588
Thats what my brain says so it must be right t. genius

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GUYS I'M HAVING A HARD TIME FIGURING OUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT! I'M RACKING MY BRAIN HERE! I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUUUUUUT! SHOULD I BUY TECH?!?!?!?!?

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Yo this niggas stacking cobber
https://youtu.be/t85h0oTPC_I?si
>>61913547
Kek

Also jesus fucking christ, copper is $6 per pound and retards are buying 1 oz bars from PM vendors for over $10 per. There are 16 oz in one pound, which puts the ingot at $0.38 per.

is DPST a slurp?

>>61913598
Imagine taking financial advice from a fat mystery mutt in a wife-beater who couldn't afford silver 3 years ago

Copper prices are going to collapse when the AI bubble orders unwind.

>>61913588
War with Iran creates an opening for China to invade Taiwan, which will trigger an actual depression.

>>61913608
No looks like dogshit and is about to crash

>>61913610
thats unironically the worst take

>>61913463
gold: tiernan gold, rio 2
copper: amerigo resources, faraday copper
silver: physical
nickel: NIKL
rare earths/lithium: REMX

I dont like uranium here

>>61913609
Its funny

>>61913610
photonics is already eating into copper

>>61913610
plausible but gold would have to correct quite a bit. which if bonds keep up the schtick is also plausible.
>>61913638
ah yes, the power-transmitting fiber optic.

>>61913638
yea and electricity will get transfered wireless

>>61913614
never going to happen retard literally every asian country that isn't China will defend Taiwan. US involvement not necessary

>>61913651
They have working prototypes for wireless energy. It also gives you cancer but it does work

>>61913661
im wondering what kind of material they will use to allow the wireless transfer

>>61913263
no babe i'm certain. and i was napping, not ignoring you. pretty sure i know who you are there now too. and it bothers me, but i know one evening with me and you would forget about all that stuff. i wish you'd forgive me for whatever you're mad at me for, i have nothing but affection and love for you, we can work through things together, silence and anger won't make things better for us.
i really love you babe, i'm on your team, i wanna make you happy.

Can I get rich off of selling covered calls on NVDA?

>>61913649
>>61913651
buddy look at alab computer

i'm talking about data not pwoer. copper based interconnects are slow, not saying i'm not bullish any periodic element, but it's less copper used overall.

>>61913610
They are already using optical. check LITE

now that the market is closed its usually the time when they announce a war or something like that.

>>61913667
I agree that computers and networks have to become faster to make le gdp number go up
I disagree that copper will get used less
why? because the faster the computers get the more we will build anyways and the datacenters consist of more than just fiber optics and server racks, think about cooling and reliable power supply

>>61913661
They also have working prototypes for nuclear fusion, wireless energy, blockchain-based currency, CBDCs, and SDRs, yet...

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>>61913674
>HDMI 2.1 Cable - 48 Gbps
>QSFP+ Ultra High End Light Based Fiber - 40Gbps
Has no one told these retards in data centers to just use HDMI copper cables instead of this light based snake oil? Seems way faster and cheaper. I can find HDMI cables at home depot for fucks sake.

I have $60k in cash and I don't know what portfolio to make so I made 15 fidelity accounts and put $2k in each of them to see which one wins in a year

>>61913695
Lol

I need a 12x to retire (or some of the boomers to go) fuck me I guess

>>61913691
yea but compare the length of these both cables lol

>>61913674
as recently as last week I serviced a boomer condo that had a single 1g copper connection per 300 units all funneled into a single 1g fiber connection. they advertise 1g fiber internet. there is still some work to do.

Picked up oil and a few other things. Green for once.

>>61913263
if i can get one more reply from you tonight, this is what i want. why you're upset with me, what i've done to hurt you. if i'm ever going to make it up to you i need to know. i think you've forgotten the reason, you're just holding onto the feeling because you think it's important. i remember why i love you though, every day. how much i admire your mind, how when i was trying to show my heart to people you were the one who stopped to look, how good it felt when we could make each other smile with a word. i know things you don't babe, i know what we're missing every day we're apart and it makes me so sad, if you knew it too you wouldn't be this way.

>>61913697
This is how its setup

ETF Battle Royale
>ALLW Account
70% ALLW, 10% AVES 10% QLD

>TQQQ Rebalance Method
20% TQQQ 20% SGOV 20% EDV 40% ALLW

>TQQQ Rebalance Method 2
50% TQQQ 50% SGOV

>Permanent Portfolio
25% QLD 25% GDE 25% EDV 25% LVHI

>Permanent Portfolio 2
25% RSSB 25% ALLW 25% DFIV 25% TQQQ

>Safety Portfolio
30% ALLW 30% RAAX 30% MOOD 10% TQQQ

>Asset Allocation Portfolio
20% ALLW 20% NTSX 20% RSSB 20% SPLS 20% ESBG

>SOXL Account
100% Cash . Buy Soxl during Dips

>QLD account
50% QLD 50% GDE


Single Stock Olypmics:


Portfolio 1:
50% SGOV 50% NVDA, AVGO, TSM, MU 2X Leveraged

Portfolio 2:
50% SGOV 50% Penny/Small/Mid Caps

Small Cap Account:
In progress

Mid Cap:
In progress

Penny Slop:
Mix of BZAI, GSIT, DGXX, AMCI, CYN, SPCE, RR, KSCP.

Portfolio 3:
In progress maybe international or safe single stocks or something

____
Main Portfolio:

Portfolio 1 100 Baggers
Portfolio 2: SHTF etfs. Like 50 ETFs in here
Portfolio 3: 50% Cash 40% SGOV 10% ALLW (This is where the 30k is)

>>61913044
-0.12%
+0.71%
-0.08%

will trump anti anthropic tweet cause a dip for the ai sector? this damn market ain't dipping hard enough to trigger my buy limit. i had to up this gay shit and it still ain't hitting.

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>female coworkers raise my cortisol levels
>new manager framemoggs me

What do I invest in at this point? Life is so unfair.

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Slurping MSFT
The market is irrational
>>61912999
BVLLISH for MSFT

>>61913792
was waiting for it to drop to $350-$360

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How are people losing money in this market?

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>>61913809
I'll slurp all the way down. I was tempted to slurp more on these levels but I'm gonna be patient.

>>61913792
I was just looking at leaps for Msft. When do you think market will remember Msft owns 50% of open ai .

>>61913791
have you tried jestermaxing? microwave fish in the breakroom, that's my favorite workplace prank.

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CHINA LEAKED LOCKHEED MARTIN F-22s SPOTTED IN ISREAL WE GOINTO WAR BOIS

>>61913830
We already knew this

>>61913830

I hate Turdnald do much it's unreal

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>>61913815
by being a r/valueinvestor

>>61913771
Man I just will keep doing what worked before me which is finding stocks that I find undervalued and selling wrong calls if they drop more than 7%. The same valuation I placed helped me find sandisk and gfi around august and my calls were 90% correct

>>61913829
The new hires are a bunch of jestergooners ruining my aura though. I heightmog the stat frauders but the girls don't respond to my bonemaxxed jawline.

>>61913815
my space stocks and my minors are locked in a life and death struggle to keep my portfolio in a state of perfect balance, neither gaining nor lossing babe

>>61913791
Fra what is this zoomer speech

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>>61913825
When we get close to the IPO of OpenAI, MSFT will gain. I will probably start unloading before.

>>61913825
They already have. That’s why it’s down buddy.

>>61913665
No. It's one of the more manipulated stocks. Retail is not welcome in those companies. If you take up any position and attempt anything, they'll just read your portfolio, have AI track your every move, and trade directly against you. If you sell covered calls and they're ready to bring it up, they'll skyrocket it past your strikes. If they don't feel like bringing it up, they can bring it down ~50% far more easily than you could ever imagine. They move trillion dollar companies like penny stocks.

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So 72h ago Anthropic was absolutely vital to US' security, and now he says it shouldn't be used.
US' security is very fragile.

>>61913847
The most money I make is from finding tech penny stocks before they pump and selling when they 5x-25x but it takes a lot of time and pain.

My goal is to make two portfolios. A permanent portfolio with better returns than S&P500 and low drawdown and then an Bond/LETF rebalance portfolio which will have extremely high returns and also be fairly low risk.

This will allow to make to make high returns while also spending less time at the computer.

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>>61913597
> le inversion

C&I Debt still trading at around $2.86 for each $1 loaned. Same as the divinely ordained level pre-1990s euphoria, and coincidently mid range for every crisis since. This is the economy we live in now. The next crisis(es) before 2040 will swing less and less as we get more and more used to this financial inevitability. There won't be a dotcom until after 2040.

Tech/Growth is unironically the play as debt teases cheaper and cheaper since Jan 2025. We aint nowhere near eurphoria until we get to 1990s levels.

Yeah I think we moon once the Iran drama is over

>>61913863
I have like 800k in inheritance being held up by 1 guy not signing a paper for 16 years I'm not sure if it's possible to force a court to act on insolvency but besides that I have some money to throw around on stocks I've been pretty sussed out at everything since silver crashed down

>>61913885
>I have like 800k in inheritance being held up by 1 guy not signing a paper for 16 years I'm not sure if it's possible to force a court to act on insolvency
This like seems pretty important to figure out what are you waiting for

>>61913854
Yeah , which is why it seems like an overreaction. Either llms are going to eat the economy in which case you buy open AI , or Msft will continue to charge crazy rates for slop software and services . Either way you win.

>>61913892
I was waiting for property prices in the area to restabilize back to 16y ago levels and they just did

>>61913897
I think there’s better places to park funds than a company that’s going to continue bleeding. But you do you.

>>61913815
I bought OMEX at $2 and TMC at $5.40. Sector is bullish as fuck but shits just not pumpin

>>61913875
yeah fine whatever, i unironically agree. that's not the path this is gonna take though. buy JPM at 280 if you think otherwise.

>>61913691
Distance
EMI

Copper is like a few feet before it drops. Optical is basically lossless.

>>61913913
Like ?

>>61913932
TWO companies that are going to continue bleeding!
also buy ORCL, it's on sale right now!

>>61913932
SCHD or tech puts depending on your risk tolerance

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>>61913921
you bet I'm slurpin at 280. MS at 145 while I'm at it

>>61913442
is it really so hard to believe? i mean when i compare her to you i get a similar feeling, like she's head and shoulders above the rest.

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>>61913946
>there are better place to park your funds
>… like options

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>>61913875
i should say that i agree with the inevitability aspect. but the fact that this won't result in a tech crash of laughable proportion? yeah give me a break. all that money went there for years now and politically it has to find a home somewhere else otherwise (((those that hold power))) are crucified. (you can almost hear the cacophany.... "i can't afford a house! i can't afford a house!") buy AGNC, short RLBX & INTC, short euro, bitty loses a decimal.
>>61913954
i'll sell you some insurance at 200

MSFT +0.05% over the last year

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>>61913946
> literal retard
No thanks pal. Good luck getting mogged by literal index fund .

TRIPS
AND
THE
MARKET
RIPS
AND
IRAN
GETS
BLITZED

>>61913946
SCHD has been disappointing me with its three weeks of crabbing.

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THERES STILL TIME TO GET IN
THIS IS INSANE
EASILY GOING TO 120+

>>61913842
>>61913850
>>61913917
According to midterm seasonality, we should have a rally into March/April, then a pretty chunky drawdown until like September. Benner Cycles also predict 2026 being a "sell stuff" year.

I'm going to likely take profits and move overweight into defensive stuff (SGOV) and energy until after the summer. Likely going to rotate back into materials at that point. You can see I have lots of different energy segments, but I'm mostly into IEO and IEZ, in the event domestic oil gets fucked with (eg Iran)

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>>61913999
confuse

>>61914015
War is bullish

Successful strikes and instant capitulation

>>61914006
Its literally going to crash just like before just have to not be in there when it does

>>61913458
that is the most romantic thing i have ever heard babe

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30th pokemon anniversary , bought some nintendie shares today

>>61913993
>>61914003
It’s capital preservation play for quickly coming tech correction. Not about to lose a decade in a broad market fund right now.

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>April options for SLV

>>61913711
Based boomer

>>61914029
No one knows if it is 1991 or mid 1999.

Also are you handicapped or something schd is highly correlated with the broader index. When the day of reckoning comes you will find no place to hide in that shit. Might as well put it in space.

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Someone please rate my beginner portfolio, I only started buying in November last year. :(

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>>61914015
it's like upside down devildips

>>61913999
Huh

>>61914053
What are your reasons for buying anon? have you thought about an Etf to lay the groundwork of your Port and doing single strategic stocks on the side babe?

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>>61914027
Nintendo is the only company I'm confident will still be there in 100 years.
Can't say that much for 99% of the other companies right now.

>>61914053
>USD
Not good

>>61914036
900 units per 1g connection and I was called in because some millennial was complaining about only being able to pull 30mbps which I'm surprised it was that high. told them it was basically performing as designed and gave the HOA a quote to refit for a 40g and 25g fiber. I don't think they will be contacting me, boomers are cheap as fuck.

>>61914053
>>61914064
Babetard is right anon. buy an index as main port and then only buy things you have conviction about on the side. Managing all those sounds tedious and not rewarding. like how do you know your dogs are really dogs, or if your thesis for the stock was wrong etc.

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>>61913842
nigga how does that even happen? if i'm down 10% in literally anything i just dump it and look for a better entry later
these niggas with positions sitting at -50% could easily be sitting there holding the bags for years before even getting to break even

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>>61913972
So this quintuple top is about to be BTFO? For the first time since the GFC?

>>61914073
Etfs are just stock groups nothing wrong with weeding out the losers inside the wtf and keeping the rest with similar ratios

>>61914066
>>61914027
I have some NTDOY that's down about 20% after being up as much. It's in a little slump, but I agree, it's a great long term play if you're holding 5-10 years. I think materials have a stronger upside right now, but it's my toy company of choice (as opposed to like funko or GME or HAS)
Actually I have a bit of HAS too

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>>61914030
Spoonfeed me cause I ain't reading all that

>>61914087
> Weeding out the winners . top Kek
if you know the winners why not take out 10 x leverage on them anon and short the losers.

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Can the market actually go up now that nigger history month is over?

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>>61914086
>equal weight nasdaq
personally, i don't give a flying fuck
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/nasdaq-mulls-fast-entry-rule-120000738.html
if you think 401ks hold out until 2040, then i just have to flat out disagree. given that spoo concentration is just nasdaq, i don't fucking think so. hedge it out jannies. vix vs nasdaq vol in candles.

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>>61913815
Based "calls on ETFs" chad.

>>61914064
My brokerage (CommSec) only allows ASX-listed ETFs and shares. I like the integration with my bank, but I’m bearish on Australia due to its structural reliance on mining and real estate.

CAT: U.S. re-industrialisation and post-war reconstruction in Rus/Ukraine/Palestine would increase demand for heavy machinery.

WFRD / SLB / EQNR: Reopening and modernising global (Venezuela, Russia, Ukraine) oil infrastructure would drive demand for oilfield services.

Pfizer: Future pandemics and AI-driven drug development support long-term pharmaceutical demand.

FIX / MOD: Growth in data centres and EVs increases demand for advanced thermal management.

VNM / SE: Exposure to Vietnam’s manufacturing growth and emerging market expansion.

>>61914073
I’m a novice, but I don’t really want to be overly exposed to Tech/AI stocks if I buy ETF’s. Your thoughts?

>>61914174
I try to buy calls when it looks like a local bottom, eg the start of an uptrend, 60-70 delta, and about 120-180 dte. When it trends, it seems to have a really good return. Might try some synth long futures, but since this is a TFSA, I have to use cash-secured puts which locks up some capital, so whatever

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>>61914167
I dgaf either honestly. I do see the upward move on QQQE/QQQ. I'd like to see another month or two candle on it before I'm ready to scream early bear market

401ks must survive. The negative implications for those who have consistently been on the winning side of every trade since 1947 could turn violent

>>61914053
where is the total??

>>61914105
Winners of the past couple months tend to stay the winners for the next couple months.

So where's the retards who invested in CoreWeave, Nebius, IREN, etc? How do you figure they will ever be profitable? They don't even own all the data centres they use they rent a decent amount of them, they have to regularly buy the updated tech that the likes of Nvidia and others releases, can you explain to me why you thought investing in these 'neo-clouds' was the play?

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I got on the gold miner wind, a year late but the Feb dip was a nice entry point and now prices are rising again.

This bullrun is it it for me. I hope to strike it on some small cap multi baggers with the rising prices as a failsafe.

Theres no point playing safe, AI will take my job in the next few years anyway.

>>61914181
Since a lot of index etfs end up being tech weighted, you could do a pairs trade: go long on whatever etf (VOO/SPY, QQQ) and then short a tech-heavy index. One will go up and the other will go down, but the net gain or loss will depend on what everything except tech is doing.
A great site for looking at etf comps is https://www.etfdb.com, you can get a sense of what sector weights are and go long/short accordingly

Also, what I like to do is weight positions by ATR (volatility indicator). Basically instead of doing like $1,000 on each, you'd adjust the weights based on the atr, so the volatile one would have $400, while the flat and boring one has $1600

>>61914181
Be careful trying to capitalize on oil in the broad sense. The market for crude is finite and at capacity. More players in the market only drives prices down.

>>61914105
I'm confident but not that confident historically I've been correct 90+% of the time

my NFLX calls are printing

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>>61914204
i could see it too; just the nature of passive. at that point just go with the russell. 401ks must survive but they can't. murphy's law is the rub. as much as i feel i'm a pessimist, i'm short tech. so i guess i'm an optimist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wcOreM1Vg

no news: bitty grinds higher all weekend, selloff overnight sunday into monday, ripper into open on monday

>>61914255
>Paramount has a market cap of $15 billion
>Has to now pay $2.8 billion to Netflix after rejecting their takeover

>>61914209
until it isnt boss. Where is your lambo and billion dollar account?
>>61914252
Boss, where is your billion?

the absolute state of biz.

>>61913771
nigger all these portfolios overlap significantly, theres no point to this

>>61913830
wow if only this wasn't already publicly known info shared by the US itself.

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>>61914206
Picrel.

>>61914213
Interesting, very knowledgeable. I’d like to see your portfolio.

>>61914235
It’s a 3 year hold max before I think about selling. I think well Servicing companies are a bit more resilient as wells / upstream still need to be maintained regardless of oil prices. Secondly, there is a lot of demand for natural gas as a greener alternative.

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>>61913232
the chart is up 3x in less than a year, the AI bubble is starting to get annihilated, and you bought LEAPS now?

>>61914343
I dont see hynix or samsung stopping anytime soon but some other stocks in there are already losing traction

>>61913830
One well-placed missile right in the middle could do a billion dollars of damage in an instant.

>>61914181
thanks for explaining your picks babe, i will research some of em!
And perhaps you could find it in your heart to give nuclear energy and uranium miners a chance babe:)

I hate the stock market and I hate crypto.
All I have ever done is lose money for 4 years straight.

>>61914365
One square missile on the deck of the carrier makes it entirely useless, you see threads on pol about sinking, you don't have to sink shit and you're not sinking shit those things won't sink without manual intervention to make it sink by choice

>>61914365
the only ones with precision missles are isreal and US thoughbeit

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>>61914330
See >>61913815
Here's a better snapshot from Jan 14, though. A lot of etfs I've been building on for about 6-8 months. I expect a downturn after April, as I've mentioned so I'll take profit before then.

>>61914235
>"The cure for high prices is high prices. The cure for low prices is low prices"
Anyways, there's more ways to play oil than just spot. I've got IEZ/IEO to specifically target domestic largecap producers, who will have a large standing inventory in the event of a supply shock (drives price up), otherwise they grind upwards slowly/pay a dividend since they're basically a utility. And then the other one is toolchain suppliers for the drillers, like Baker-Hughes. If there's a mass reopening of wells (and Trump might do that if price goes up enough / govt incentives to drill), they'll make bank as well. Look at IEZ, the chart has just been grinding upwards slowly, I'm very comfy.
There's also weekly oil rig counts; it's 280 or so last time I checked? Last month seems to be 550? It seems many have possibly restarted, I'm not sure

financially speaking, I'm digging a hole to china

>>61914374
My hope is that the Iranians have weapons capable of striking the carriers, but I'm not expecting anything. They're just too incompetent.

>>61914343
Jeffery please , the valuations are reasonable. Look at muu and sndk and tell me this isn’t early.

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>futures

>>61914027
I wanted to buy this and Ubisoft but the app I use doesn't allow me
What do you guys use?

>>61914446
You need something that lets you trade international stocks, or trade ADRs on otc

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It absolutely shocks me that people STILL pronounce NVDA's name incorrectly.

>>61914501
So envy but in spanish?

>>61914446
>app
Damn /smg/ is fucked

>>61914501
nigvideo?

What exactly is meant by "shareholder value?"

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said late Friday that his company has agreed to terms with the Department of Defense on use of its artificial intelligence models shortly after President Donald Trump said the government won’t work with AI rival Anthropic.

“Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network,” Altman wrote in a post on X. “In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome.”

>>61914096
The third last column is how many options were bought at that level.
So you can see that at 100 strike, 4,000 options where bought, and it was at $6. People bet $2.4 million that SLV will go up 25% by mid April. And there is also interest in other higher strikes.
The premiums also remain high as strike price goes up. Its way higher than normal.

which AI company will be used in the iran war?

>>61914525
I wonder why Trump didn't go with Grok? Maybe Elon didn't want to use Grok for military? Or didn't think it was good enough yet?

>>61914501
ann viddy ayy

>>61914543
grok is not as good as people think
grok is also extremely compromised by elon, it's not a true neutral LLM

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>weekend smg
how we doing over here?

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>>61914562
chillin

>>61914562
I got enough money to do shit but not enough to grow complacent so kinda fucked but kinda not I guess

>>61914520
The par value of every share if the company were to become liquidated

>>61914557
>compromised
>true neutral LLM
How are your TSLA shorts? Saving up to lose another $1,000? Surely this time it will crash!

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>>61914610
This month I spent 4k on adult entertainment

>>61914614
i dont invest in crypto

>>61914629
Unless thats physical the fuck are you doing

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RIP Anthropic, LMAO
https://x.com/PeteHegseth/status/2027487514395832410

>>61914640
this doesnt do what u think it does
you cant publicly blacklist a company from existing, this isnt china

also if u support this ur an anti capitalist who should be shot and put in a ditch

How far can Google fall? I want in

>>61914649
It means Anthropic doesn't get the yummy government money anymore. You seem to be illiterate though.

>>61914655
dont need the money as much as Sam Jewman loves money
they will a lot more subscribers from this considering its hot right now to tell the admin to go fuck themselves

>>61914651
It really is having trouble falling under 300 anything under 260 is an ultra bargain

>>61914657
>People are going to start paying for something they were already choosing not to
You're a dumb nigger, begone you black beast

>ad hominem
youre too underage and retarded to post on /biz/

>>61914649
They're just restricting from being used by the military and military contractors. That's not anti-capitalist.

This blowup is all because Antrophic wanted to be able to check that they weren't breaking ToS, while OpenAI has pretty much the same terms , but are fine with a pinky promise. And Antrophic's wanting to check is why their suing to not get the supply-risk designation will fail.

>>61914657
You're really stupid. Its a miracle you can use a computer.

>>61914664
>And Antrophic's wanting to check is why their suing to not get the supply-risk designation will fail.
lol no it's not
Hegseth is a fucking retarded nigger, i cant believe there are people on this planet who think that faggot doesnt have a sub human IQ ruined by his chronic alcoholism
The US government will lose every lawsuit till the midterms because the admin is run by fucking midwits
these are not intelligent evil people, theyre fucking morons

>>61914664
Its kind of insane that Anthropic even tried this shit. Why bid for a MILITARY CONTRACT and then be like "ermmmm the military has to respect our TOS!!! OBEY US!"
What kind of fucking idiot thought they could get away with that?

>>61914543
Of the 10 "co-founders" of xAI/Grok, only two remain and one of them is Musk
>>61914520
Line go up

>>61914669
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET ME USE UR MODEL FOR BOMBING THE BROWNS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Literal subhuman bootlicker
There's a reason why Claude and Gemeni are now the top models while chatGPT is abandoned LMAO

>>61914670
Yea, because other AI companies hired them for more money. Its a standard anti-competition tactic thats been around over a hundred years.

>>61914670
>Of the 10 "co-founders" of xAI/Grok, only two remain and one of them is Musk
this is how silicon valley operates
go look at any of their linkedin profiles and youll see they hop companies every 2 years including founding their own, selling it, then leaving it after they sell it

>>61914674
Thats literally what the military does, so yea, whats the problem? You think we care about your izzat, dalit?