bros i have 1000 shares of snxx, should i start selling covered calls?

>Israel and US bomb Iran
>Iran mines the Strait of Hormuz over the weekend
>Oil opens down 10% on Monday
>Next weeks expire worthless
>Bankers rub their hands, oil pumps 40% the next day

>oil
>silver
>gold
commoditybros we are so back

>>61915030
why would oil drop if iran messes with the strait of hormuz?

I think WTI will skyrocket on monday. It's an oil stock and oil prices will surge due to the iran conflict.
It's also dirt cheap with cheap options.
it's close price is 2.65. And Calls that expire in april with a 3 dollar strike price only costed like 20 cents.
There's at least 14,000 open interest in some cheap calls for march 20th.

>>61915035
>why
>bankers rubbing their hands
The cartel always wins.

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>NDX at 24646

>>61915041
just invest in banks too, easy

>>61915040
>iran conflict
Won't last longer than a week.

>>61915051
>3 days special operation

>>61915030
The USA already moved their fleet there, Iran has no navy and no air support.
Israel is just making shit happen to force the USA into the mud pit.
Either way, Iran is finished, sooner the better.
Perhaps we can see the rise of Persia again and we can get a REAL ally in the middle east?

>>61915047
can you translate the german words to english?
>>61915051
Iran is a massive country, it might not be a long war but it probably won't be over in 3 days.

just fucking nuke israel and iran

then the middle east is peaceful again. extremely simple.

>>61915060
>Iran GDP $80 billion
>Ukraine GDP $200 billion
>USA GDP $32 TRILLION

>>61915063
Completely depends on how the civilian population reacts, which hopefully should be to burn down the government and kill all the leaders.

talking absurd ofc, in china shoes it would be the perfect time to invade taiwan
anyone else kinda scared of investing in chips?

>>61915060
>>61915063
I'm saying that its not going to be a war, the USA doesn't have the units in theater for a ground war. They will bomb rocks and declare victory. This already happened in June.

>>61915070
t.jewish cocksucker

WHY DOES SHIT ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPEN ON WEEKENDS WHEN MARKETS ARE CLOSED WHAT THE HELL

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>>61915071
more contracts for micron

>>61915076
that's intended you dumbass.

>>61915076
clearly by design

>>61915070
it's not like iran could really do anything ofc, but remember how long afghan and iraq lasted

>>61915076
For nothing to ever happen by the opening bell.

>>61915072
fair point

>>61915047
what was the oil prices before the strike?

>>61915081
those had ground invasions, can't imagine trump actually does that unless he wants legit single-digit approval ratings

Crazy how the USA is basically giving china a free win by ensuring their stockpiles is empty just for israel....

Is there a worse fate for an empire? dying for a foreign nation? I don't think ith appened before. grim

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>>61915071
wym?

>>61915081
Sure, but Iran is on the verge of civil war, USA wont be the ground troops, the civilians are, with USA air power now.
USA probably already sent missiles to a bunch of military sites we haven't heard about yet.
Iran still has internet locked down too so we can't get ground coverage easily yet, but Im sure we'll start seeing stuff shortly when people turn on their starlinks again.

>>61915095
just to give one recent example, british empire also died because they defended poland

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IM BALLS DEEP IN OIL BROS
YES YES YES

>>61915104
That's to defend their empire not because the government were captured by poland though.

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>>61915007
>That’s where Israel comes in. Some White House advisers reportedly believe it would play better politically for Israel to strike first rather than the U.S., and thus force Iran to retaliate. Like Trump, Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is a man with an eye on impending elections (October at the latest) is Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who makes no secret of his ambition to see the Iranian regime brought down. Netanyahu — backed by almost the entire Israeli political spectrum — is clearly champing at the bit, but aware of the danger of being seen to drag the U.S. into a potentially messy embroilment. One reason perhaps for the unusually discreet nature of Netanyahu’s sixth visit to the White House on February 11 — in through the back door, no lovefest press appearances.

>Which may also actually have been a sign that the two allies might not be on the same strategic page. Plunging Iran into fragmentation and chaos would absolutely fit Israel’s playbook, but not necessarily America’s. The two are working at cross-purposes in Syria, where the Israelis are pushing against a strong central government which the U.S. is supporting, even against its erstwhile Kurdish allies in the north-east.

>If there are two constants in the current equation, they are that the Iranian people’s disillusionment and rage against the regime will not go away, and neither will Israel’s desire to overthrow it. But if Trump does not share that goal, he will have to find a face-saving way to wriggle off the hook he has created with his ostentatious military buildup.

>The Phoney War

He's wriggling! Lot of table pounding today!
>we'll kill you!
>certain death!
>(btw ppl of iran plz rise up we've been waiting like a rly long time here and i know i can't swing an invasion domestically plz plz plz! ty)

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>>61915095
>stock pile is empty from Iran
lol
lmao
Also, China can never ever start a war with the USA.

Trump announcement
https://files.catbox.moe/7gm24i.mp4

>>61915117
Stockpile is already nearly empty from ukraine and israel . look it up. It'll takes DECADES to replenish

>Three gorges dam meme
Yea try hitting that then get nuked. I'm not talking about a nuclear war. but China can basically get taiwan for free now you retard.

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>>61915063

Grösse = Size
Verkauf = Ask
Kauf = Bid
Änderung = Change
% Änderung = % Change
Zum Layout hinzufügen -> = Add to the layout
>>61915088
6716 or so

Now it's at 7247

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The question we should all be asking is "Will Trump do it? Will Trump use the secret reverse-engineered alien electrogravitic craft and energy weapons?"

Ground force not needed.

>>61915122
Danke

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>>61915121
>selling old equipment to Ukraine
>these bases are empty guys

>>61915116
Retail will buy hedgie uso and dfen bags at ath and there is nothing you can do to stop them jumping off that cliff. There is a reason very few /biz/ posters stick around.

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>>61915133
this over two years old report btw. retard

>>61915127
Oops, reverse Ask and Bid.

Kauf = Buy = Bid
Verkauf =Sell = Ask

Always confuses me.

Platform seems to be lagging or so. Gold and Silver are higher.

Oil now $73.50
Silver 96.41
Gold 5385

>US attacks Iran
>VIX futas dumps
Is capitalism inherently evil? Or is it just agnostic to life?

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>The U.S. military has begun “major combat operations” in Iran, U.S. President Donald Trump confirmed on Saturday.

>“Our objective is to defend the American people by eliminating imminent threats from the Iranian regime, a vicious group of very hard, terrible people,” Trump said in a video message on his Truth Social account.

>defend the American people

biggest happenings happen ALWAYS when the market is closed I wonder why

>>61915120
unironically interesting

>>61915158
>>defend the American people
MIGAtards will unironically swallow it up.
I'm not a smart person. But if even I can see through it surely everyone can? I cannot believe there so many people who fall for this retarded crap.

>>61915070
>foreign people are bombing us
>which means we need to oust our government as it wasn't bootlicking foreigners enough
I will never understand this retarded train of thought.

>>61915144
>literally meaningless chart oh noooo! The military just doesnt have any ammo! its over!
Imagine believing this even put a dent in what the USA military has.
A few million shells is NOTHING. ANd this is obviously the shit they had in warehouses rotting away, they didn't take it from their bases and navy.
You're literally delusional.

Everyone talking about Iran itt
Is it really happening, havent checked mainstream media

>>61915167
You're so fucking retarded its unbelievable.
There's literally no benefit for us to be iran's enemy. None at all. In fact we'd be allied with them just like we are with the rest of ME. Guess who's blocking that and making us go to war for them?

Retarded bootlicker. If you were a true patriot you'd be anti-war. There's far more important issues to focus on for USA.

>>61915167
play nice. and i hope you're right babe. this escalation has me worried.

>>61915164
Did you just forget the massive civil unrest just last week? or you're just intentionally lying?

>>61915173
>There's literally no benefit for us to be iran's enemy
IRAN LITERALLY DECLARES THE USA THEIR ENEMY EVERY FUCKING WEEK. HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID?

>>61915169
Listen to Trump's announcement. He just said he's going to bomb the shit out of Iran, calls on all military and police in Iran to lay down their arms, and for the Iranian people to rise up and overthrow their government in the aftermath.

>>61915178
fwiw, i think you're beautiful when you talk politics. disagree or not. you're so thoughtful and passionate, i love seeing it. not this though. you need some tempering, more restraint. i can imagine you so much better.

>>61915007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zGuR1qVKrU

Live cam, iron dome firing back.

>>61915178
Why do you think they do that when we sanctioned them to hell for decades and attacked them? you dumb fuck?
Why do you think they don't call for the death of Europe or Canda or russia? retard

>>61915187
Damn

Just found it
https://x.com/The_Real_Fly/status/2027651388289737185

IRAN IS SENDING THE NUKES
https://x.com/ChayasClan/status/2027380558779617329

>>61915176
Yes they will only strike military targets, no civilian and infrastructure damage, no sir, especially not from Israel, we all remember its laser precision Gaza strikes after all.

How do you tech bros feel holding over this weekend. Kek.

>>61915211
Fine? Big green next week too. Bears never win.

>>61915192

He’s too far gone. Propaganda is very powerful. I mean he literally can’t see the fat the US has initiated an unprovoked war of aggression for nothing against them. And he’s still. Dude they want to kill us!

Many such susceptible minds.

>>61915213
But I was in cash :)
I will buy the dippy and go right back into TQQQ, as Powell intended

>>61915213

We will resume this Monday. See how you feel then :)

>>61915213
did you just answer for me??

>>61915224
Built for BGC

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>>61915228
not mad

Is this bullish for Tesla yes or no

it'll be bears week to feast
then the war will probably be done (for USA side) and then green next. if not then its two weeks of bears feasting and then a big pump.

I don't think US will go into a long war.

Trump's speech made it sound like this will be a much longer operation than the strikes he did against their nuclear facilities last year.

>>61915217
i mean, iran has been poking the bear for a long time, eventually you will get mauled. There should be no sympathy for those retards, all they had to do was mind their own business. Nobody is fucking with best korea for example.

I heard of a stock called HGRAF from reddit
do people buy it here too?

>>61915240
Haven't you learned to not take Trump statements to heart? this will not be a long war for the US. Mid term elections are coming.
Or have we forgotten the greenland fiasco from last month? where he said he'll take it by force if needed?

like it or not, we're at war. so be a good patriot and support your country, otherwise babe will read you the riot act. go america, beat iran.

>>61915243
>all they had to do was build a nuke asap. Nobody is fucking with best korea for example.
fixed that for you
>>61915246
I will only support a defensive war. The shit US does is not in my interests why the fuck wold i support it?

>>61915245
You make a fair point.

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30% of the world oil and gas go through Hormuz strait. If Egypt puts pressure on which looks inevitable in a long conflict and shut Suez. That’s 50% and other trade on top.

Within weeks global energy inputs will cripple over leveraged economies. The Americans under Biden emptied their strategic oil reserves. Stupidly. Trump complained but hasn’t refilled it. China of course has spent 20 years building vast lakes of reserves. And that’s the real point of the war. To strangle Chinas energy and ore inputs. That’s all this is. Nothing else.

This all has the setup to escalate to a global conflict if not deescalated. China WILL back Iran. It will do so using the template the Americans established over Ukraine. Sanctions for a war of aggression. China has a thousand processed commodities/inputs it can cut off to strangle whole sectors in the west in weeks. Auto. Semiconductor. Metals. Rare earths. Just one week of embargo could kill the MAG7 values. Then housing and bond crisis follow. Calls for war would ensue from radicals in the west which we have plenty of against Russia and China . You can see where all this might go. All for some fools mission of Christian Zionist brainlets in Washington and London, in league with two step thinking fools, playing empire with an American level education and DEI crew to further dilute the critical thinking and strategic planning.

It’s a fucking disaster in the making. But heaven. For gold and silver and hard assets if not controlled. Hopefully we live to spend it some day. Very few are risk assessing this properly. Trump I no longer understand. He’s cracking it seems under the pressure of all these front arrayed against him. And he’s nasty when cornered.

>>61915163
Israel are honorable Americans, so he isn't lying.

>>61915252
Trump doesn't need to refill it immediately so long as he continues to turn the screws on Venezuela.

>>61915246
Babe, give me the white feather. I will drown in a burning iron Hulk in the Hormuz strait for you babe

>>61915249
Yeah and nobody bothered to fuck with best korea because they stay in their lane. If they had constantly antagonized between the korean war and getting a nuke, there would have been a second korean war before they got it.

>>61915252
>Within weeks global energy inputs will cripple over leveraged economies
Is this the blow that ai needed?

babe... please answer for me again, they are ganging up on me and they're mad, i dunno what i did wrong...

>>61915240
Trump knows an unpopular war with Iran will cost him midterms.
His (real) base (folks like vance) hate the idea. The only people who like it are FOX boomercons, who can literally be told to think anything.

This was a nothingburger strike, 3 bombs, and it has been responded to in nothingburger terms, barely anything sent back at israel.

I doubt a single person died.

- BREAKING: Ansarullah announce they will begin attacks on ships in the Red Sea.


That's red sea and soon strait of hormuz

Houthis to Resume Attacks on Shipping in Red Sea Corridor: AP

>>61915269
>The only people who like it are FOX boomercons, who can literally be told to think anything.
Boomers convinced me that NPC's are a real concept. Imagine being easily propagandized faggot

>>61915259

You think Venezuela can help that? Are you thick? That’s heavy sour crude oil from sands. That’s 20 years away and 250 billion of investment. The reserves are empty NOW. The was is underway NOW.

You see posts like this are what I mean by two step fools playing strategy. He’s commenting on a national strategic oil reserve that takes a decade to fill at least. Likes it’s a fucking paddling pool.

And has no conception of the chain of events that will follow it oil hits 200-400 dollars in an all out protracted conflict.

>But muh Trump said two weeks!

Good luck. If shit doesn’t calm down or implode by Monday. Get long some local oil and gas and metals Monday lads.

EXIT ALL FINANCIAL MARKETS

>>61915276
US already can handle sour crude, due to handling the same from Canada.

>>61915272
I WANT TO SEE A CARRIER HIT!!!

>>61915264

AI needs energy. Cheap energy and chips. Who makes the chips. And I mean who MAKES the materials the chips are made from. Google it. And if you find a country that isn’t China on some component or input. Google who supplies that company with the refined metal or silicon or whatever. It all goes back to China. Over 90%.

China will not stand by and let itself be slowly strangled by a country it can put the lights out on economically without firing even a bullet.

They are more intelligent. More strategic. More everything. And they don’t do DEI.

Bommers killed their own country (America) the western civilization, their children futures, the world standards of living.

Boomers are faggots

Gold 5437
Silver 96.53
Oil 73.43

>>61915288
Oil bros, we made it! Them calls are going to be green on Monday.

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>>61915288
Bitcoin 63542 (-3%)

>>61915282

They don’t need to. The lumbering ships are our western economies. Over leveraged. Completely reliant on the inputs of nations we are making mortal enemies.

I’ll wait for the usual ra ra Murica poster to disagree. Then we will break it down.

>>61915278

You have to get it out of the fucking ground! Go look up and see what condition the Venezuelan oil sector is in. There’s a reason Exons CEO said he wasn’t interested in going back to trumps face at that press conference. Which made Trump sulk like a bitch of course.

>>61915285
I meant blow in the context of a nasty hit

>>61915300
Fair enough.

>>61915288
Source?

And by the way. You haven’t got anyone on the ground in Venezuela anyway!

People posting like they conquered the country. Nothing changed. They got maduro and a that’s it. They are just waiting Trump out and will go back to work with China. Want to stop that? Cool. 500k troops for 20 years. At a minimum.

Big appetite for that in the us I’m sure. And that’s just one of a potential dozen conflicts you would need to boots on the ground to secure these agendas.

This is ridiculous. It’s all a fucking fantasy. That’s what’s so stupid. None of this shit is going to happen! Forget it. You’re more likely to end up with a civil war at home if you wage these wars.

This is why we need flags.

>3 hours into the new war and its already forgotten

Yeah, nothing happens.

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>>61915313
my dick (IG markets)

>>61915213
sleep well babe. i love you.

>>61915321

Oof

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Bloody sar I am of warnings you!

>>61915330
+5000 izzat saaar

>>61915293
uhh, that reminds me of my Star Bulk Carrier stocks. Guess i have to sell first thing in the morning

well donnie had a good ol run. this'll cook his goose tho.

i think he was gambling they wouldn't respond in the way they did, but they did, and now he's politcal toast.

who's the next con and what's their opinion on interest rates?

Thanks to the anons correctly predicting the attack this weekend. Now what will happen on monday/next week?

>>61915333

Just use your head. This hopefully will deescalate. But after listening to that congressman’s speech yesterday. I think Texas. Which was so unbelievably unhinged talking about Iranians wanting to drink Americans bloods from a boot. I’m not kidding. I have to tell you. That hands on the ships helm are not steady and not sane. Get defensive until then. Or the chaos and volatility could annihilate our bags.

For years I sat through you buys making bank in tech and crypto. While I was adding through energy sector papers and defence and war game studies and trade shit. And getting a diversified commodity folio organised in preperation. Modest gains. Then 2022 hit. And I’ve watched it go parabolic. And it’s accelerating. I’ll be a millionaire soon. Multi if this shit doesn’t calm down.

So take some advice from someone who’s done the boring homework. This is a pivot moment. If this doesn’t calm down. Fast. There will be a poly crisis on every front. Stocks, bonds, energy, political internal in the west. Or just hedge a bit for fuck sake. Take 10% gold physical and keep on what you’re doing.

Lot of haters on here not happy till their bag grows and others fail. That’s gay shit. I want mine to grow and others to grow too.

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>>61915348

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I didnt buy oil yesterday

>pessimism about length of the Iran war
The hardliners will bunker down in some region of Iran and fight a civil war against the new government that will likely spring up in the next 2 weeks.
There is plenty of chance to profiteer of this.

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I've been telling you guys to buy tankers since June.

All you had to do was buy when it turned out the "bunker busters" didn't do shit. They were always coming back to finish the job.

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FUCKING NIGGERS I THOUGHT NOTHING WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IM FUCKING RUINED

War profiteers get the rope

>>61915363
Go fuck yourself, pacifist. On your hands is the blood of 40 000 innocent Iranians murdered by the regime.

>kike bots spring up immediately

>>61915363
how is that my fault when I invest in businesses that havent seen love in the past decade?

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>>61915360

>>61915359
sold my ZIM shares and put it in different sectors...
still holding my SHIP stocks and other positions that are small but wont make any big impact on my gains

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Well I'm >>61912505 back
But I'm horny again because 20% of my portfolio is RTX and NOC

>>61915333
Checked.
Traditionally the big boats go upupup when the straight closes. What are you even on about?

>>61915400
Did he have a big nose?

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>>6191540
did he say to screenshot this post?

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>>61915367
POST YR WARFACE!

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>>61915359
erm like legit every stock has been up since jan tho

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>oil melting down
KEK BAGGIES!

>>61915359
>been waiting for a pullback to go it
>it never pulls back
FUCK

I bet Raytheon won't even pop Monday despite hundreds of millions of dollars of Tomahawks just being fired

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>>61915391
95% of my portfolio is RTX and 5% is cash
>mfw

but nothing ever happens etc etc priced in idk

>>61915463
You will lose your shirt by Friday.
Screencap this. I have.

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keeeeeeeeeeeek

https://x.com/visionergeo/status/2027680068722442398

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Eurosister here. How do i profit from the war?

>>61915468
how do you think I'll lose my shirt holding shares of a defense blue chip during a shooting war

Imagine now going to Iran with your bitcoin and just buying everything. This is what bitcoin was made for! Go trade in Iran now bitcoinbros, with a usb stick.

>>61915475
sis, we have been on war for 4 years, just pick some juicy defense stocks and start counting gains
or getting some defense etf, it is fine too and much easier

>>61915480
Your "bluechip" doubled in a single year on hopes of a full war dumbfuck, instead you have had 20 bombs dropped and a a few of irans shittiest slowest missiles fired back.

God DAYUM retail is so fucking retarded.
>BUY HIGH!
Your finances should be in the care of a government handler.

>>61915500
I've been hodling Raytheon since I sold my Gamestop and meme space stock shares in 2021

>>61915475
Our markets opens like 7 hours before the US market. Oil, silver, golds gonna spike. If it goes on for a while defense sector and the shipping lanes closes both sea and air freights gonna go up as well as maritime defense and defense contractors as going around africa gets you into pirate land. Have fun.

Wheres yr warfaces at? I cant be the only anon with a fucking warface. Git it on faggots.

>>61915505
becareful though, some oil spiking is already priced in, at least from those stocks I've been monitoring

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I unironically just donated $1000 to Thomas Massie. Fuck this traitorous zogslave "president". This is financial advice.

holy shit, that was a fuckton of planes

by GOD theyre bombing the children

open the markets now

and there you go. right after the market closed. just as I said.

>>61915519
donating anything to any politician is super gay

>>61915513
I bought crude (Brent, not that landlocked sweet shit) at 70 and they priced in 3 dollars yesterday. Im doing a sliding stoploss as it could go through the roof and stop at 80-85.

Exiting times!

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>>61915544
THIS
I need to sell before Monday when the war will already be over

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bros they got china on their side, the markets might not recover from this

HOLY SHIT THEY RAISED THE RED FLAG OF REVENGE ON THE JAMKARAN MOSQUE!

>>61915556
seeing a plane and taking it down are very different capabilities
>>61915550
good call imo, I personally prefer oil companies though

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God I fucking hate that child raping faggot nigger trump. Just as I was starting to get ahead, this fucking zogslave starts a fucking massive war. I'll be lucky if my folio doesn't get obliterated on monday.

total MIGA death

the question is. was this OBVIOUS attack priced in? we all knew it was about to happen dont fucking tell me mm`s hoped for the best.

>>61915563
whoever you vote, you get jewsrael

>>61915563
Literally every time there´s any sustained green miggers chimp out.

>>61915566
Yes its a nothing burger. Screencap this post.

>>61915007
is war with Iran bullish or bearish for my XOM/CVX?

>>61915540
bombing the shitskin Muslim future terrorist children*

>>61915566
Polymarket had an implied O/U of mid to late March iirc

>>61915566
tokenized gold and silver are both up near 4% since the attack

>>61915556
China wants this to happen lol.
They could immediately give trump the out he is desperate for by starting some Taiwan nonsense. Any clay the could give Don he would immediately take and start making bricks with.

China wants nothing more than America getting bogged down in a retarded war over nothing, ballooning their debt/killing their currency even more, poisoning global opinion even more, taking their eyes off asia.

>>61915102
THANK GOD ELON!

>>61915574
please tell me

So, oil goes up...
How much is my call shooting up come Monday?

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Any nothinburger chudda enthusiasts itt should be thinking about the extremely unlikely possibility of Iran caving into the orange-migger man in any way shape or form. This is twice, there won't be a third time.
This is now a war of survival for them, and anybody who takes them on internally is now by definition an orange migger asset. So good luck with that.

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>>61915551

>>61915585

Anon I

>>61915572
Keeeek

>>61915566

War is never priced in. Especially once begun because you can’t predict the most chaotic thing

>>61915563
Why the fuck would your folio be red for longer than a few days? Don't be a drama queen

War is here
The market likes this they have now a big excuse to print more and bring more liquitity to finance the lood spills

>>61915620
nothing ever happens, green by monday close

thou I do have a worry about the longer-term impact of all this shit, especially on the dollar

Buttcoin not even down 3%

proxy wars are good for the economy

>not having literal female ass farts in your mouth

buy (female) natural gas

Yeah I'm already bored of this shit. Anyone else have any opinions?

I hate how the markets are closed on weekends. Smg has nothing to really do or talk about til Monday. And if something changes and then recovers before open, you can't buy or sell.

>>61915675
Yea dont waste your time chasing for the latest vifeos and hesdlines
Just read a book or meet your friends
Basically touch grass

>>61915682
We can talk about the SpaceX IPO

i am saving all my paychecks for it

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>>61915620
Nothing ever happens.

Don thought "they say they will, but they won't, they're chicken, they wont poison their arab alli-"

And then the IRGC went full retard "mr trump saaaaar we are going to crash your beloved market with survivors" and started zerg spamming missiles at every country in a 1500 mile radius

obviously this has since changed his anaylsis. the news is saying its no surprise but it really is for him, if he continues with this the S&P will tank 25% and he will lose the election and probably become politically weekend to the point the tranny can finally throw him in jail.

so now, its called off, and nothing will happen.

>>61915682

Even God rested on the seventh day.

>>61915675
Friggin um, Pakistan must be taking advantage to hit the Taliban harder than they were. Sell your fucking, opium futures, sorry I can't do it the middle east is too boring

if china invades taiwan do we all collectively short tsmc?

>>61915696
Sell your fuckin uh, sand majors

>>61915696
I know it's kinda dumb, but I think china is actually too scared of japan to really do something in taiwan
it would be smart to send weapons to iran though to slow the americans as much as possible, basically reverse ukraine

>>61915696
Xi isnt going to do shit

>>61915688
I know this is a clown market but how much upside do you think there is for SpaceX? Its going to go public at 1.75 trillion with a p/e of 500! Textbook case of bags getting unloaded on retail.

>>61915556
>stealth jets
>F-15, F-16
They are about as stealthy as a shopping mall.

>>61915711
In all seriousness our people seem to assess that he CANNOT do anything so soon after his purges (which I think even continued like, yesterday with the loss of someone in the position that handles taiwan ops)

>>61915711
Trump wishes to god that he would to get him out of the vice bibi has his balls in.

>>61915719
Bibi is gonna release the unredacted files as soon as the orange goy steps one foot out of line. Why do you think mossad and Jeff was in cahoots?

>>61915718
chinese armed forces spend half their training time studying politics instead of how to operate
they are more of a parth police force with fancy toys than a true army in the western sense (which works really well to maintain internal stability dgmw)
xi knows it very well ofc

>>61915723
in reality the latest intel is that the us was focusing on missile production in their strikes while israel was just bombing everything.

not that hitting missile production would allow them to make the peace deal they wanted.

obviously this is fanciful on dons part, but they can at least halt strikes

rev guard did go full retard in a way he obviously didnt think they would, and he cannot politically survive them and the houthis shutting down 1/3rd of the worlds oil and the majority of the worlds shipping through suez.

>>61915714
I will be selling my nvidia retard stocks and buy some of it, yes.

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>>61915566
It's priced in. We're strongly rangebound since November and the last move Thurs/Fri was to hammer us back down to the very bottom of the range, again.

There's literally nowhere to go on Monday except up. The street will be buying looking like pic related, whether we find ourselves living in the land of milk and honey for 100 years or if WWIII actually just started. They are all just following what their little economics textbooks, and especially what their (((boomer))) bosses, tell them to do. And breaking range to the downside is NOT what they say to do.

>>61915777
CHECKED AND BLESSED

HOLY TRIPS CONFIRM

>>61915696
China doesn't need to invade Taiwan, considering the US trajectory they just have to wait while America gets more psychotic, unstable and untrustworthy and eventually offer a better deal to the Taiwanese elites.
Many parties there have already softened their positions in recent years.
Trump is just accelerating the process.

>>61915805
That plus waiting for all US allies to turn into Chinese allies.

>>61915805
Winnie is 72 he don't have too long

NDX at 24524

I want miggers to spend 20 trillion a year bogged down in the middle east

>>61915815
I want miggers to be deployed . They voted for this .

>>61915834
I hope this isn't a tiny shock and awe strike like grabbing maduro. America loves shock and awe because it's not war. I'm so scared if that's the case. I'm shorting microstrategy and it's printing money.
I hope this is a special military operation that takes at least 5 years or more and 50 trillion in 2026 dollars wasted.

>>61915805
What deal could they offer the Taiwan elites, a cushy position in the gommunist barty instead of a cushy position where they have more power?

>>61915566
It wasn't priced in to happen this soon, even though embassy evacuations were happening last night all across the Middle East. You doubled your money on Polymarket last night if you bet on strikes happening by March 15.

>>61915839
No chance, the regime will buckle before March is over.

>>61915173
>iran's enemy.
Iran crushed > no more Iranian oil on the market > USA now has unlimited Venezuelan oil > and Canadian oil down the line > the entire world depends on USA oil now.
Seems pretty beneficial.

>>61915812
2% day almost. I'm guessing 2.5% down on open.

>80% in bond funds/cash
>10% defense
>10% energy
>thought about getting into some positions last week and didn’t
Holy based I’m so proud of myself

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>>61915859
Exports of crude 2024

You are retarded, other anon is correct.

>>61915872
Both oman and UAE are american dogs, venezuela has great potential wasted by the previous goverment (if we don't count their cover selling to china).

>>61915876
>UAE are american dogs
The fuck you blabbering about? They have their own foreign policy which is directly opposed to the one of KSA, which is a staunch ally of the US. E.g. they supported a rival faction in Yemen and took over Socotra.

>>61915876
Doesn’t matter. Iranian share of global crude export is minimal. Venezuelan crude is roughly 1% of the global supply and is only refined at serious scale in China/India/the US and even then it’s pretty undesirable. It’s just funny to watch you say that Iran and Venezuela lock down the crude market lol. Do the bare minimum amount of research.

>CNBC
>@CNBC
>Google wants Intrinsic to be 'Android of robotics' as it pushes into physical AI

>physical AI
futures for this?

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>>61915892
yeah, sure. now let's see how that looks on the ground.

>>61915898
>Iran holds 208,600,000,000 barrels of proven oil reserves as of 2025, ranking #3 in the world and accounting for about 11.82% of the world's total oil reserves of 1,765,151,568,000.
>The proven oil reserves in Venezuela are recognized as the largest in the world, totaling 300 billion barrels (4.8×1010 m3) as of 1 January 2014, though some believe those numbers to be inflated.
Again, it's about potential, if you still don't get it.

>>61915904
I'm not denying they are an US ally, I am denying they are a "US dog". They clearly have their own agenda.

>>61915904
those are not even all bases marked

>>61915914
Venezuela is useless

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Uhhh Ameribros? I don't feel so good..

>>61915914
You don’t get. You said that the entire world is dependent on the US for oil >>61915859
Potential does not matter. Other countries export oil. There is an oil glut WITHOUT Iran and Venezuela.

God I hate retarded people so much. Kys.

>>61915359
>tanker stocks
I've been talking about TRMD since january 2025
Then I lost interest because I figured its not gonna happen after trump's le midnight hammer
now its 60% up already
fml
still upside if strait of hormuz is closed tho

>>61915923
its over. iran won

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>>61915498
Thanks sis. Any defense stocks you’d recommend?

>>61915923
WHAT THE HECK is that cat dancing real?

>>61915839
I don't think you have much to worry about. BTC just keeps reducing the book value of the company that's already priced around 1 P/B.

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>>61915505
My WAR FACE

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well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

Nothing ever happens fags BTFO.

Iran BTFO.

How do we make money on Mon?
At market open, everything i want will jump up above what I want to buy at!

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>>61916006
Sell it all. Today.

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>>61915363
>he cares about normalfags
There's nothing wrong in exploiting them.
>>61915566
The Israeli shekel dumped against the dollar yesterday as different countries evacuated citizens out of the area. Gold dumped a bit today, BTC dumped more. It was not priced in.

>>61916015
>It was not priced in.
how is that even possible? I am a retarded uneducated retail investor and I saw this shit coming from a mile away. sold everything last week. you cant tell me it all comes as a surprise for wall street, I cant believe it.

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oh no another war I'm so shocked

https://youtu.be/1T14eOUf-28?si=spg2fP7zAcqiDs6f

Why can't we gamble stonks on the weekend? Cryptos, prediction markets, sports bettings and casinos don't take weekends. Fucking sabbath.

cant wait for lockheed to be down 5% monday out of spite.

>>61916020
ufff, I've been holding AVGO for 3 years now and I've never been so sure that it's going to :
a) beat expectations
b) dump

I made $12,000 more on stocks than at my regular job. Thank you /smg/! I couldn't have done it without the friends I made along the way

>>61916040
Well yeah, it was obvious they were waiting for the Gerald Ford to reach Israel before attacking. Rubio postponing his Israel visit should have been obvious to everyone. I guess the market got fatigued from Trump's bipolar behavior and fell for the "it's just a ruse" narrative.

>>61915563
I've never seen a war make a massive dent in the market. It's always either new opportunities open up or the momentum of the war turns the market bullish.

t. oldfag

>>61916068
happy for you fren

>>61915007
how is this gonna affect my RKLB shares?

>>61916048
Lockeed should be in a bear market
Europe (their biggest foreign customer) is creating their own MIC

> war
well that was fun while it lasted
Anyways...

>>61916046
we will soon
both the nasdaq and nyse want to make it happen afaik

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>>61915007
Oil bros... it's a beautiful day for LIBERTY and DEMOCRACY...

>>61916041
the war is pretty much over already

Weekend NDX futas down 1.1% from Friday close.

>>61916126
Where can I watch those?

>>61916132
just google search tech 100 weekend futures on google

>>61916006
use a broker that allows you to buy during pre-market

>>61915990
>Iran BTFO
In what way?
The Islamic Republic is still alive
The US/Israeli goal of regime change was not achieved

>>61916142
>The US/Israeli goal of regime change was not achieved
yet

>>61915923
you're not funny mutt

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>>61915030
I bought april calls not my problem. Idk retards always buy 1-2 weeks out

>>61916143
It won't be
The very structure of the Islamic Republic makes it almost immune to it, there is no single person the US can kill that will topple the regime

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>>61916126
Futas?
https://files.catbox.moe/7tp0ho.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/oebhhs.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/blpe2r.jpeg

>>61916150
then everyone has to die. its unironically that simple

>>61915815
they should be deployed

>>61916157
The US doesn't want anarchy either
America needs to understand that it's not the world's police anymore

>>61915696
China's strategy is to do nothing
Chinese patience, mutts could learn it

What is a good boomer news source nowadays, I don't know if I should watch cnn, al jihadseera or if all is trash and I should stick to websites and youtube shorts

there's war afoot,
but still there's comfort to be had,
face-first
between the ass cheeks of beautiful women

Buy (female) natural gas

>>61916168
financialjuice on twitter

>>61916170
kek

>>61915682
you're supposed to have copious amounts of sex on weekends
worry about money later

>>61916120
yeah probably just 2 more weeks of this special military operation as always

>>61915675
buy (female) natural gas

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>>61915663
not just proxy wars

>>61915658
the war is a nothing burger

>>61916192
So longer and bigger means longer recovery times

>>61916207
luckily the war with Iran won't lead to WWIII

>>61916140
Which is? Fucking apps need to do this shit, my time is important like my money!!!!

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>>61916215
Trading212 for us europoors

I suppose it's time to fill up on gas

>>61916226
female natural gas

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> mfw demonstrated again we are the strongest and best country in the world

AI convinced me to sell half my petrobras to diversify. That decision is costing me about $100k. In case anyone else decides to follow AI advice.

>>61916232
america is a bully country

>>61916237
I have to threaten LLMs to have them give me any sort of advice beyond investing in VOO and VT.

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>>61915688
Checked. Me too! I just need one stock! I wanna own a piece of Grok cuz she hot! And I wanna go to space! And that one stock will be legendary when my great grandchildren inherits it in the actual space age.

Also, ye of little fate! "War is already over". You need to be 18 to post here.

>>61916237
Ai spits out averages, average thinking leads to average results

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where is this shit going to land on open?

>>61915030
Let the goyim deal in the real world.

imagine not selling on these last fridays

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WHAR WERE DECLARED, LET'S GOOOOO

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>>61916257
$100/bbl. Maybe more.

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>>61916257
Doesn't look that extreme yet. No glue how good that site's predictions are.

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>>61916276
Oil is the most traded commodity in the entire world with over 2trillion market cap
This meme site that no one knows about isn't a good prediction at all

>>61916285
IG is one of the largest brokers in the world

>>61916285
Give me a better one for weekends please.

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He dead

>>61916299
according to Israel and literally no one else
that's why odds are around 50% on prediction markets

>>61916298
there isn't any

>>61916285
.....those aren't the ninja outfits they're supposed to be wearing.

>>61916311
oh nvm i thought it was the naruto characters.