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>>61920809
>AMAZING COOPERATION - INTELLIGENCE WIN
>(we spent 1 trillion dollars to find the man sitting inside his own house)

Lmao. Glowies suck their own cocks harder than NVDA . If I could by puts on the nuCIA I would. What clowns. I miss the old Good Shepard 'badminton-on-the-vineyard-this-weekend-Brett?' CIA.

do not check bitcoin computer

Made up my mind, I’m selling tomorrow

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They will print more to finance this war

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Not even 3 hours until all hope is lost babe

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Sell Monday open?

i'm feeling relaxed as fuck about this whole thing

>>61920824
Aren't many countries already exiting the dollar?

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First for Korea . It’s early to get on the Korea memory trade . American companies are flying to Seoul to beg execs for orders.

listening to the jews make noises while they watch iranian rockets strike their cities is the second best thing after the ai porn

>>61920839
Milkshake theory, more uncertainty and nations flock to dollars for safety. Dollar appreciates. At least in short term.

I bought a lot of EQNR last year, guess I'll have a green Monday

>France, Germany, and the UK are ready to take defensive action against Iran - AFP
DON'T MAKE ME DEFEND MYSELF

Monday morning moves:
JETD
SHNY
IMPP

>>61920846
How does the rollar appericate
Have you looked at the gold price

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Long Oil and TSLA.
This is a threat.

>>61920851
Oooh SHNY

>>61920850
Iran is targeting civilian targets in the gulf
no one told them to be retarded

>>61920866
Like the girls school in Iran or the Gaza Strip . Mohel leave the real world to us goyim.

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>futures
https://youtu.be/1oDoFsxBQ3I

So how bad is Monday gonna be?

>>61920858
"Oil" which oil?

>>61920850
What are the germs going to do? Send 5000 helmets to isreal?

Will oil pump harder when the Saudis join in on the bombing? Surely Iran will start bombing oil infrastructure then.

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>>61920850
Brits and French defending the chose ones from day one... But doing a poor job
Haifa

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>>61920897
>50% of chinese oil goes through hormuz
>20% of chinese energy comes from oil
>zimbabwechuds initiate export ban on lithium
>china is number 1 importer of lithium
>china must now buy lithium from west

Big loser is actually the Chinese this week. Both for EV tech and oil they are the ones getting assraped.

I expect a full MOFCOM chimp out on Monday or Tuesday.

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>futas

>>61920850
>attacking foreign places and waging wars is ""defense""
one thing i admire trump for is that he's honest about it

>>61920850
also hilarious how europe that has nothing to do with this suddenly decides to fight for israel
peak golems

>>61920934
I think its because Iran is attacking their overseas bases

>>61920927
>peace president, no new wars
honest is a strong word

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>>61920884
hopefully big bad red. i got $23k ready baby.

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>>61920934
They just want to be able to say they did something when victory is declared. They're basically photo bombing what should have been a victory lap for the USA and Israel. And instead Macron's going to jump into the peace talks with his gay ass sunglasses and then reddit will say that they always supported destroying Iran. SHAMELESS!

I’m scared, and I’m like 75% out of the market. I hurt for my bullbros

okay so should I buy oil monday or am I going to buy top?

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>>61920934
Interestingly everyone was mum but Spain actually has come out pretty strongly against the war.

If I could find a way to buy puts on spain I would. They will certainly be beheemed for doing so.

>>61920934
we're interconnected babe, they are our allies, europe and israel and we have dovetailing interests as well. to view everything through that prism is not only unhealthy but you have an unrealistic view of the world. i dunno if this was a good idea or not but now that it's happening it's good to see our allies supporting us.

which of these 3 would you buy anon?
asts and rocketlab
rocketlab seems nice with the recent drop
also there is hgraf shitcoin
if you think they are a buy please mention good price points but I am probably pretty long on them

>>61920934
EU leaders were on Epstein island as well. Not hard to understand why they're gonna do as t they're told.

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>>61920892
I'm using natural gas to repell the drones

All my money is in defense stocks anyways so we're Gucci but what's NEXT? the war is already old news desu it'll be a cold trade by tuesday

>>61920973
Spain just got surpassed by Poland in average wages. It's a dying caliphate so of course it identified with Iran.

>>61920985
It also imports migrants en masse

>>61920884
If you hold US defense like me... not bad at all

Dollar going up will fucking destroy tech

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Should I throw a few shekels at this? Seems like the opposite always happens...

>>61921000
why would it?

>>61920809
QRD on why the last thread was deleted?

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>>61920992
Surely, nothing can go wrong.
Buy the news, as they say.

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>>61921001

>>61921004
Mainly software but creditors pulling back on investment loans will massively change the forecast

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>When your asset class starts releasing cammo merch...

What's it looking like? Are we bullish for tech and speculative assets?

>>61920858
>buy TSLA, whose p/e ratio is at 375
no, i don't think i will

>>61921025
Going all in on no aliens isnt a bad safe investment this year

>>61920858
>>61920921
Lithium export ban will hurt TSLA bigly.

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>>61918811
You know who is going to REALLY get fucked by this? Japan. They're almost entirely dependant on Middle Eastern oil and gas imports.

>>61921025
bullish for HOOD

>>61921049
Japan can just import from america. They are the greatest ally of americans. They love americans. They also hate immigrants.
There's no way japan gets hurt when they just changed laws to allow companies to focus on making shareholders happy.

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Should I ape into oil or gold?

>>61921027
wtf is this real?

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Kneel

Biblical dump on its way

weekend oil up 16% wow

>>61920921
China isn't just going to sit on the sidelines, they're going to counter with something.

>>61921038
The chinese half of tesla.
Doesn’t matter to me because I know it’s the bag progressive minded investors are gonna go for.

>>61921049
how much you reckon it would cost to buy a sex slave from the yakuza?

>>61921082
Did you nit see their 500 word cope essay where they said literally nothing and promised literally nothing

>trump went from saying it'll take 2 weeks to 4 weeks to beat iran
the market is so cooked.

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>>61921030
sure what could go wrong

https://youtu.be/mdB3Oyd5HtU?si=eYDiT0ZhfKCNep7_

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Soon

>>61921068
it's really funny and sad that russia is right next door with tons of energy and oil but japan won't trade with them because of (((reasons)))

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>buy Lockheed Martin and Boeing, buy Raytheon or whatever american defense companies are called!
>3 trillion dollar american defensive missiles will intercept that cheap weak iranian missile!

I'd be shorting defense companies if I was you. Look at their performance. The military industrial complex has become overpriced, bloated and corrupt. Like Nvidia and shit.

I just need to make enough money to start a compound in South America and hire poor locals as security.

>>61921080
holy kek
if it goes up too fast i'm selling on open and buying again when a fake ceasefire is announced

>>61920959
Healthy portfolio.

>>61921106
But more missiles being used means more orders which means more money

>>61921109

Physical gold traded at 5900 dollars today in the China gold districts

>>61921103
that russia is in a proxy war with it's overseas allies? yes, that's a pretty good reason. get a grip darling.

>>61921100
has something to do with iran plummeting jerusalem, tel aviv and haifa for hours, with hipersonic rockets making beautiful ballet-style pivots for the obververs. i dont think (((they))) have nearly enough defensive assets on ground,which is why the rest of the goyim will be forced to come to rescue

>>61921114

The make 32 THADDS a year. Fired off more than that in one day.

>>61921106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyaPf6qXLa8

>>61921114
Why would anyone want to buy useless missiles?

>>61921082
Well you can see it both ways.
>only 1/4 americans support the war (reuters) so more american doomerism, Americans poison international reputation, Americans bogged down away from Asia, debt+++ printing+++ dedollarization +++
>China loses regional partner, oil prices go up, x2 double fucking from lithium and oil on both renewables and oil

I am not sure which beijing wants more.

>>61921089
also can see two ways
>lithium ban fucks tsla
>oil price rises, gas up, more people buy EVs

>>61921068
There's not the terminals for it nor the tankers and capacity.

>>61921103
Russian pipelines flowed to Europe and new ones are going to China.

>>61921114
3 missiles were used and they didn't work

>>61921117
>allies
japan are slaves, not allies

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>>61921080
Sell the rip

cant we just get a normal fucking market?

>>61921074
Kino pic. What app?

>>61921117
>darling
this is a babe general

>>61921072
Please respond

>>61921072
>buying the news

Regional airlines and tourism.

>>61921134
not sure what to make of that. they enjoy a pretty high standard of living there and i think if you asked them they'd say different. what kind of oil stocks do you own? i have ssl and pbr, but i'm underweight oil, hoping things aren't too bad tomorrow in the rest of the market.

>>61921145

Why didn't you ape into oil and PM last week when all the ships and planes were heading to Iran? You're too late now

i warned you.

>>61921128
Exactly its a double play. Buying both sides
When liberal investors see oil prices rise they’re not going to be particularly interested in investing in Exxon.
They’re going to be thinking about EVs.
Expect a lot of signaling from other automakers that their EVs matter too once investors get going.
People who get exited at high oil prices and don’t care for EVs will just buy oil, which is the other side of the play.

Futures show S&P opening at -0.18%. A complete nothing burger. Going to dump my cash into SPY on Monday. We moon with Iran being BTFO in a single weekend.

https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/us-spx-500

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>PASTS
>PRESENTS

>>61921154
japan had a high standard of living before becoming golem slaves
it has a lower standard of living now (compared to other first world countries) thanks to becoming golem slaves doing the bidding of the IMF with a useless currency, stagnant wages and more open borders
>oil
i don't have a large position but i bought PBR calls on friday, thinking to sell on open

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>>61921106
It has been priced in since the beginning of the year but retail will jump at the chance to buy bags.

I am sure you will see 100s of r/valueinvesting plays with thousands of (COMPLETELTY ORGANIC) updoots on monday.

>>61921154
the US treats its vassals very well

Tell me why I shouldn’t buy BYND puts

>>61921173
>bought calls
wow, you'll make a bunch of money. that doesn't seem like something she would do though... did i misfire or are we talking again?

So what to do when market opens

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I don't understand why poor people are complaning about the $20 pokemon gba games on nintendo switch. I thought $20 was cheap even for a poor person. if it was any cheaper, it'd hardly be worth it to even list it for sale.

>>61920824
why did you draw that dumb red line on the graph?

>>61921173
this is dumb and false.

Japan had a bizaro economy where wages were stagnant but prices were also stagnant.

An ice cream costed the same price in the 1980s as it did in 2014. They just didn't believe in inflation.

>>61921160
>muh pre futures

>>61921200
I didnt do that
Can you read the legend?

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Nothing ever happens!
Nothing ever happens!
Nothing ever happens!

>>61920934
France has a defense treaty with the EAU, and after the EAU had to deal with more than 200 missiles and drones, some help might be needed as stockpiles aren't infinite. Ziggers don't know what honoring their words mean, but the West still does.

>>61921203
everything was stagnant for 20 years including growth, that's why japan has pretty much nothing left going for it now
they were forced to create a bubble right before that via IMF and their central bank
now there's unstoppable inflation and taxes go to buy american weapons, unfavorable $80 billion deal to build your infrastructure, and now probably american oil too
it's a complete slave state

Iran themselves hurt the most from the hormuz closure

This shit will be over by monday market open

>>61921212
>I ignore information

Braindead. What has happened to /smg/ over the years.

>>61921226
/smg/ has fallen

>>61921226
is this the worst smg ever?

>>61921243
Love this meme

>>61921225
Are they able to sell oil at all with the USA Armada outside their coast? If not they might as well try to fuck things up

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wake me up when something happens

>>61921160
>this highly illiquid market shows -0.18%

wait until the real futures open

>>61921254
according to KPLER on X they are spoofing the data to show that ships are still passing and all is TOTALLY FINE, but when you do the math the ships are sailing through the desert in the Arabian peninsula KEK.

I don’t think the gravity of the gaps that are about to appear has really been pondered and processed itt

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>>61921273
he has the wrong numbers anyways. those are from friday.

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>pre pre futures

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>>61921269
you may sleep to your hearts content, since nothing ever happens

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>>61921279
smg has been bizarre this weekend. where this level of delusion comes from i can't fathom

>>61921295
unironically ending green EOD

>>61921298
(((Jannies))) keep screwing around.

>>61920809
ANY GOY HERE USE ANY PROP?

Oil at 78. Literally over for CPI

>>61921305
this, war was priced in on Thursday

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>futures

Reminder that 1911 Gold (AUMB.V / AUMBF) is a completely electric mine hooked up to hydroelectric power, decoupling its capex from the oil price.

>>61921298
>>61921306
I think the lebbit line go up meme has psyopped too many of yall. Mag7 has shown topping pattern since q3. And now we have the implications of the (((news)))

At open, Oil will be huge right?
Like...10x my call?!

>>61921226
> I ignore meme info

Why yes I do

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>21 minutes until futures open

premarket isn't open yet, where are you niggas seeing weekend prices for gold and oil? I just use tview and it's not live yet

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>>61921013
My average price is for rtx is 127, 510 for noc; I started buying as soon as the orange buffoon picked Marco Rubio and Drunk Hegseth.

>>61921317
no i'm agreeing with you. private equity is imploding, evidence 401k bid is going flat, yield curves everywhere have been flattening for three weeks now, and the "buy puts" button has been getting smashed. nasdaq is obviously rolling over but i guess it's suppose to just shoot straight up? actually insane, makes predicting corrections at this point a cakewalk given everyone in the market is a retard.

>>61921329
google "weekend oil" and click the link to a website called ig

There going to a bit of a sell of in the morning, then a half V recovery by lunch into a crab for the rest of the day

youre welcome

are my spy calls gonna make it bros?

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No all clear before the market open, that's all you need to know.

>>61921329
order entry on futures is open, you can see where they're currently matched, but where they match often moves quite fast as the open approaches
Crude looking to open at 70.00 as of now

>>61921355
Funnily enough I did actually do that (weekend wti price) and ended up there but the chart didn't load and it wanted me to make a demo account so I buggered off.
Either way, it's almost premarket time, thanks.

>>61921312
Literally nobody would give monkeys shit wrapped in plastic

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>>61921362
I'm afraided not meine fren

Its gonna get a whole lot worse before its gets any better buddy

The burger indexes won't dump more than a couple of percent tomorrow

>>61921370
i made a demo its just for forex tho, and for shitty pairs
americans aren't allowed to use the real website.

>>61921226
Weekend futures aren't an indicator of anything and are wrong majority of the time

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THA FUTAS ARE COMING
>THA FUTAS ARE COMING
THA FUTAS ARE COMING

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ROOT feels like it's about ready for a slurp. It's forward PE is less than one, but I still feel like waiting to see if it goes to 40.

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>>61921391
>THA FUTAS ARE COMING

What happens if COMEX suspends all trading in the next few hours?

>>61921394
tons of short interest. there was an anon shilling it before it ran alot, i looked at it and kind of liked it but i don't know insurance. if i had to guess i would say there probably is something wrong desu

WTFWT
>WTFWT
WTFWT

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Boom.

HAHAHA holy FUCK

should I invest 700 bucks in a hooker threesome or just choke the chicken for free?

NQ IS DUMPING

Could'a been worse

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>Futures

OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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> futures

DOOMPA

nothingburger so far

WTF crude gap and dumping??

futures currently backfilling opening gaps... waiting for things to reverse

NASDAQ computer -1%

how will the CEO refusing to eat his sandwich affect the price of mcdonalds stock?

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looks like muh BOIL ain't gone do sheeeeeeeeeeeiiittt.

a small dump but not that bad, end of last week was worse.

>>61921329
believe it or not but there are other markets in the world that are open

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The Shah of Iran sends his regards

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>futures

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>futures

WE'RE BACK IN THE GAME BABY
TOMORROW WE GONGO UP

welp happening canceled
another nothingburger it is
time to look at big tit whores and jack off

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>>61920818
>Glowies suck their own cocks harder than NVDA
Apologize... Now.

these futures are light enough to have a light green close tomorrow

Is microstrategy gonna be up tomorrow?

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>>61921506

>>61921522
the micro strategy is to get really good with your hands and mouth

Watch it turn fat green tomorrow lmao

The whole world is already invested in S&P500. Where is the extra demand supposed to come from here on?

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>>61921218
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>61921399
hot

come on iran, give me my fat big red day so i can buy the dippy dip. send more missiles to Israel to drop meta stock bigly.

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we're back to levels not seen since... last Friday at open

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Did you miss gas being 4.99 a gallon?

>>61921551
Wtf, why did it pump only 7%?

>>61921528
this

Looks like we have to wait until the blood moon on the 3rd, guys

>>61921528
it wont be green tomorrow, but tomorrow could be the bottom until summer

>>61921547
kino

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>my oil positions got called away because I'm a retard still selling covered calls

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>futes

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>>61921566
M O O N
that spells
NIGGERS AND JEWS

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give it a few hours

Is uber undervalued? I feel like robotaxis are going to end up being a competitive business and Uber will still end up being used for the cab hailing side. They might merge with whatever becomes Waymo's biggest competitor.

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Anyone else vix here? What's our target?

>>61921614
55-60

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>>61920818
>Permanently closed

>>61921359
Yea but how many times can we do this before it just fuckin breaks for real?

THE SLOORPING COMES CLOSER

>>61921610
There was one time earnings/ tax dodge driving their pe down . I think if you look past that pe is 29 . I think there is a lot of doom and retarded gloom . But I think uber will be fine in the long run and co-opt autonomous driving .

not good... not bad... expected worse

>>61921533
*prints money in your path*

>>61921614
I would love to play vix but the spread on the contracts are insane.

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>>61921633
BASED SLOORPER

MY NEW FAVE TRIPFAGGOT

I DEDICATE THESE DEVIL TRIPS TO YOU

MAY YOU SLURP AN HOUR BEFORE CLOSE TOMORROW

TRIPS AND WE DIPS THEN RIPS

>>61921665
off by one

>>61921226
what actionable information do you gain from the directionality of sunday night futures

>>61921674
Pms up, oil up big. stocks down, dxy gaps up.

>>61921635
>buy Uber
>get a ride hailing service with a P/E of 29
>buy Google
>get a slice of AGI, a slice of robo ridehailing, and whipped SpaceX equity on top at a P/E of 28

>>61921614
I have a TP order at 23.50 and 26.00.
If it gaps up, I'll be gucci

>>61921559
how are they supposed to close the straits when they can't even keep an old man from being blown up? oil will flow freely, nothing will happen

>>61921665
I prefer the term triphomosexual

>>61921679
Not to mention Search which big boys said would be dead 8 quarters ago and Youtube

>Insurer Steamship Mutual issued a formal cancellation notice for War Risks coverage in the Middle East Gulf and adjacent waters including the Gulf of Oman, effective 72 hours from 00:00 GMT on 1 March and citing JMIC’s elevation of regional maritime risk levels to critical.

KEK. Insurers always the same.

>https://www.rivieramm.com/news-content-hub/crew-casualties-grow-as-commercial-vessels-take-fire-in-wake-of-us-israeli-strikes-against-iran-87958

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I set my alarm to wake up for these FUTAS. Even LOOKNER is taking an eating break. I should have just SNOOOOOOOOOOZED.
NIGGERSZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
JEWSZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz

>>61921692
Youtube is also not just the biggest online video platform but by extension one of the largest AI training datasets in the world

Maybe I should own more google

>>61921697
>your insurance package includes war coverage
>no you cannot removed it
>war happens
>sorry we decided to remove our coverage of it, just... sorry!
>can I get a refund on the premiums I've paid
>no

>>61921713
>I set my alarm to wake up for these FUTAS
you like big candles in your face in the morning, huh

>>61921679
That was such bullshit how I lost money on Google earnings, they blew it out and still aren't overpriced. shit oh well

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So GOP just decided they are going to lose the midterms right? Like they just gave up on it.

So stocks to buy for a dem congress? Besides oil.

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Should I buy more MU or NVIDIA tomorrow? I got 4k for slurping purposes.

IRAN was priced in on Thursday dump

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Oil bros.........................................i am thinking we may in fact......be back

>>61921729
SK Hynix is better than both
DAVE & GRRR are the earnings play tomorrow, slurp right before closing then earnings are after close.

>>61921726
Fuck Willson, 3rd term

>>61921697
>>61921718
Insurance really has become a total scam across the board. I hate to say it but we need some sort regulatory structure, otherwise, whats the fucking point of insurance if they can just say no whenever they want? If you sign a contract that says "You pay us, and if X happens we pay you" then it should be binding, I dont understand how they can get away with loopholing contracts like this.
>b-b-but we'll go bankrupt!
Ok then make a better contract fucking idiot.

>>61921726
They had no chance of winning even before this shit.

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>>61921735
I WANT MY $8 MOTHER FUCKER

>>61921683
Based. Considering up to 22.5 in 8 hours since straight is closed, I'm waiting up to 30 until these ships begin to move.

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Oilchads, I kneel

>>61921735
If they dump after all this chilling we're going to need you to hand over your 4channel card and leave.

>>61921735
We can't buy SK Hynix though, just gay ETF's.

>>61921726
There isn't going to be an election so it's irrelevant. I just don't know what stocks I should buy for US dictatorship. I think tech is going to lose badly. Civil defense stocks seem like a good idea.

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If Iran blows up Saudi oil fields whats a realistic price target for oil? Like instantly to $150?

>>61921754
If you honestly think that would happen, just load up on palantir

>>61921754
RXRX

>>61921751
Lmao get a better broker brokie

>>61921750
They won't :)

holy shit John Silver is literally unstoppable

>>61921766
Long John Silver?

All in soxl calls on open?

Haha remember that retard from a few weeks ago that said silver would never be $84 again? Lmao!

>>61921740
Honestly their reneging and risk management is on par with payday loan companies. The only difference is how polite they are and their APR%

lmfao now france germany and the uk are joining the bombing campaign
I give these goatfuckers a week before they have to appoint the janitor as the ayatolah

>>61921726
based military needs to earn their welfare

wait so daylight saving is back, does that mean that the market will open at 8:30 am starting march 8?

>>61921754
>There isn't going to be an election so it's irrelevant
50 state attorney generals say otherwise, we dont have martial law on a federal level, he has no jurisdiction, only people who would cuck to him are retarded red states that he would win anyways

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> futures

>>61921788
No at 2am the clock turns to 3

>>61921726
I mean he knew that.
Again,
>>61920818
>>61918704

I am pretty sure what actually happened based on what I've been seeing from defense analysts and watching posting all weekend is:

>actual breakthrough happens in talks (per Omani neutral third party)
>trump thinks he can frame it as just blowing up some of the missle launchers, hoping to frame this to public as circumventing iran red line, then make a deal
>Ayatollah 4d chesses trump, pulls an obi wan, he's actually just sitting right at home. 90yr old man dies, gets his wish of sending entire mid east into chaos and going out as a martyr.
>trump can't believe his bad luck, guy was not in some bunker but just hanging out right at home, chimps on twitter
>markets dump, trump has served his purpose, Iran soon neutered, israel safu, and we go back to globalist dem leaders.

>>61921764
is going to the moon? yes it is.

News failure on NVDA dump, earnings beat, creating data to train models on.
One of the only Claude-safe plays left in the market and poised for a squeeze.

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>>61921802
i think the funniest part in all of this is Dubai getting fucked up and losing their reputation, seeing retarded crypto scammers and hookers lose their shit on twitter is so funny

>>61921798
so market will keep opening at 9:30 am everyday?

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>>61921818
technically, yes
East coast supremacy wins again

>>61921823
thank you brother for clearing that up for me <3

>>61921828
np sweaty

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MAKE A DEAL ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>61921833
<3

>>61921798
Negative. Spring forward, fall back.
We get two 2 o'clocks.

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how long until we get a george bush "Mission Accomplished" speech

>>61921842
Just remember its unrealized.
literally, like, not real, bro.

>>61921847
Everyday, I find a reason to hate them more.

fucking nuke israel
kill all those fucking puppets of israel
elect an american president who actually works for the US

I hope this happens in my life

there need to be public executions for the fact that we still deal with daylight savings time. anybody who even proposes that we make some compromise or make it permanent should also be tortured to death. i seriously believe this

>>61921551
Oil baggies are so traumatized by EVs they’re overdosing on copium and hallucinating lithium export bans as the world’s oil infrastructure goes up in flames.
That’s okay though, I’m not going to tease them too much. There’s much money to be made in both Oil and EVs in the coming storm.

>>61921759
120 at most and they very likely wont do it anyways

the pa is boring today. tomorrow i hope we rip to the upside. no stop loss

nikkei went down 3% kek
recoovering now like nothing happened

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>futures

>>61921857
The discussion on ending daylight savings time always stalls because people start arguing about what time they should stay on.

>>61921854
Them?

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>>61921862
>hallucinating lithium export bans
Not only future contracts, but pre closed contracts are being rerouted back to ZIM.

>>61921269
Snoozing is underrated fr

the stock will dump tomorrow, either tomorrow or tuesday

don't be retarded

>>61921726
Iran basically has no command structure left, the war is practically over, there's Reapers loitering over Iranian cities and drone striking IRGC, morality police and Scud launchers on sight

>>61921857
t. Jonah Ryan

>>61921857
You sound retarded

Can I still make Slv calls at open cheapie?

>>61921879
jews
Its jews.
I fucking hate jews.

anybody uses prop firms to trade futures?

>>61921889
you can buy mine, uwu

>>61921893
channel that into success anon, if you think jews control everything and are super successful because they self deal you should long jews (defense and banking)

>>61921904
post nose

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>>61921904
Short small hats and know joy

John Silver no

Nice.
I'm down -15% after hours.

Congrats don you have 1 less vote. Fucking retard.

>>61921927
heh

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Welp, I'm up a mere 0.31 poo scent. Y'all NIGGERS want some soup?

>>61921928
Im at a perfect 0.00

>>61921931
HOSSANNA!

thank you donal for the emone

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>>61921928
>He wasn't warmaxxing long ago

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>>61921945
91% of my portfolio rn

FUTES RIPPING

I am somehow at a perfect +0.00

>>61921949
I made some raytheon memes back in like 2020, I don't have them on my new phone but it was a DDG firing Tomahawks with a little dividend on each Tomahawk

PEACE

WE HAVE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

Is Japan going out of business?

trump will go a few more days and then as he and his cronies go all in cheap calls, he'll do a "peace" statement and try to pacify iran

>>61921973
japan has been out of business since the year 1992

Good evening my fellow Petroleum Patriots (and no-oilers aka presumed communists/terrorists/etc.)

It is time to migrate:
>>61921984
>>61921984
>>61921984