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>>61918683
omg he's literally me

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This is already spiraling into another quagmire like Iraq did. But our blackmailed politicians will continue to give israel whatever it wants. Oil to $250.

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stocks

>>61918689
Yuge green tech cocks for bobos on Monday.

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>>61918664
I'm starting to the the Ayatollah 4D chessed the master himself.

That he was just sitting right at home when they thought he was hiding away in some bunker. Dude was a 90yr old giggachud. Now he's done cooked donnie and the SPY computers goose.

Bibi wins again in any case.

>>61918704
>when your enemies kill you, you win!

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>>61918714
its cracker barrel week.

>>61918704
well we already had operation EPIC FURY. I guess next step would be operation OMEGA ANNHILATION OF HELL

Indonesian stock market crashing imminent in 20 hours.
:(

Movie was heckin Kino unironically

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i'm buying AAOI on open


>photonics and shiet

>>61918713
The most amazing thing is he decided to declare war on AI the same week.
I think he's gone Joemode.

>>61918725
boughted soon

I accidentally reinvented the hot toddy from first principles with krupnik, simple syrup and hot water

>>61918714
Thursday is make or break for the US economy.

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>futures

>UPDATED: CMA CGM suspends any passage through the Suez Canal

>Maersk pulls U.S., other sailings from Red Sea

And. You. May. Be. HOOKED!

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onlyusemeblade update

I'm Petrobras shareholder and own liquid instruments which give me the right to purchase shares of XOM and KOS. Are any other anons in similar situation? What awaits us come Monday open?

>>61918863
Weekend crude is +8% currently
https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude

butt coin is back

>>61918689
>that post
LMAO literal 8 year old shit

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>He bought at $5
>He fomoed into HGRAF just before le war fud

kek baggie

>>61918863
Picked up 50 more shares of Petrobras end of day Friday. Proof was in the pudding that something was coming and Trump loves to initiate shitshows after Friday close.

I'm setting this stuff down and enjoying my Sunday. See you gents at 9:30 on Monday.

>>61918689
our country is so fucking kiked its gonna take a literal french revolution of zoomers rising up to guillotine all the fucking traitors in this country and free us from fucking slavery to the jew

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See you in Valhall brother, we have the watch.

Flight to Treasurys incoming. We did it deficitbros!

>>61918664
Burger here, I hope we get nuked into oblivion.
US is nothing but a disgusting abomination

>>61918725
WTF why? are my INDO shares gonna be ok?

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>>61918689
> 30% of my portfolio is Aerospace/Defense
> ready to profit from zogbots and semites dying

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>>61918704
LMAO

Exactly correct! Nigga was just sitting on his own couch when he got vaporized.

>>61919066
war means stock market is automatically down aside from some oil or gold stocks. it's always like this. I hate it.

Iran opens Strait of Hormuz for ships other than US warships
>https://apa.az/asiya/iran-hormuz-bogazini-gemiler-ucun-acib-yenilenib-943135

NO OIL HAPPENING

>>61919097
PWAHAHAHAHAH THEY BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP

>>61919097
nobody is really saying it, but I don't think iran could effectvely keep the strait close atm
better keeping some international goodwill

>>61919109
If they do that they are fucking everyone, they aren´t strong enough to sustain all the pressure, a blockade like that only ever works if its a great power imposing itself on weaker ones, or both are great powers but one is substantially more powerful navally.

>>61919114
exactly

>sucking the fart out a beautiful woman's ass

buy (female) natural gas

>4am and there's a group of feral niggers outside hooting and hollering.
What do I buy to make it so I never have to be near these animals anymore.

>Force that has never been seen before
Save for just straight up nuking civilians I'd reckon that doing an alpha strike on the government in charge is about the strongest show of force you can do.

>>61919135
major city?

what's happening on monday then

>>61918664
I went in big in nuclear because someone here suggested it. I'm wandering what war with Iran means for this?

>>61919207
War profiteers will be heemed by mid Q3

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Oilsisters, we are eating good on monday.

>>61919211
>palau is going to war
oh shit

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https://investors.micron.com/news-releases/news-release-details/micron-celebrates-opening-indias-first-semiconductor-assembly

MUbros we're doing good

>>61919204
Im going to consult my crystal ball, ill keep you posted

>>61919223
>Will be able to make YOU JUST KNOW videos of any insta whore
The future is morbidly bright.

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I know with global tensions there is one safe haven for my money.

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kek
Dementia Don will be long dead before regime overthrow.

What are some Iranian ETFs to buy tomorrow?

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Oh oh

>>61919314
Nothing.
Anything you buy will flip.
Just don't do anything.

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>>61919330
I have beaten fate already. I just enter a small posotion then 15 minutes later I short it to hell. It's literally free money.

>>61919331
>Position starts to crab sideways forever.
You can't beat them.

WHY DIDN'T I BUY NATGAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

IT EVEN WAS SO LOW

Can those still holding MU tell me why you're doing so despite Nvidia saying they're not using Micron's HBM4 for Nvidia's next gen Ruben chip as it's subpar compared to Sk Hynix and Samsung

>>61919334
I have killed all the crabs.

>>61919328
dont they have like insanely low yield rates when it comes to iphone cases "made in india"? something like 50%. also hygiene issues, including high E. coli levels. I dont want to sound racists but all these poo in the street things are actually real.

>>61918689
Jej

what's the biggest and earliest disruption of ai roll out

>>61919413
Opposition from residents that prevents data centres being built

when is fed cutting rates?
im bored

>>61919432
June at the earliest, recent inflation data was much higher than people expected and if oil rises then it will be dramatically worse, cheap oil is one of two things keeping downward pressure on inflation, the other being the falling price of housing/rent

>>61918689
>But our blackmailed politicians will continue to give israel
Believe it or not it's not in the US's interests for a radical islamic state that hates the US on an ideological level to have nukes

>>61919481
If you wouldnt be up in their shit all the time they wouldnt hate you.

>>61919454

It's literally over. Oil is now higher yoy. Oil was the one thing saving inflation reports and this is now over.

>>61918704
The Ayatollah won by being killed by the United States alongside his entire family?

>>61919421
by* ai roll out >>61919413

>>61919485
The US is a global empire, its in everyone's "shit" wether they consent to it or not

>>61918811
wtf why the suez canal?

>>61919492
>The US is a global empire
Not for long, given the current trajectory.
>its in everyone's "shit" wether they consent to it or not
At some point after Vietnam they realised it was easier and cheaper to make friends instead of enemies. But then greed took over. (same can be blamed on most of the worlds more powerful nations)

>>61918863
If you're a shareholder of an oil company that's not at all involved in the persian gulf you'll win from this

>>61919497
>Not for long
yeah in 2 more weeks I'm sure

>>61918879
back down lmao

>>61919097
lmao bunch of brown pussies

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How fucked are we this week?

>>61919124
based

x.com seems to promptly deleting all the videos showing Iranian succesful hits... Musk is making the tribe proud

>>61918689
Reads like a boomer Facebook post

>>61919491
porn.

>>61919539
Also comments under Trumps posts on IG show only enthusiastic good will, feels manufactured

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>>61919539
enough with the cope my global south poor fren

>>61918689
based emperor trump

Can anyone confirm they hit a tanker or fake news?

>>61919568
see
>>61919211

Friends, Romans, and countrymen,

I liquidated my 401k (which was all crypto) at ~$114k BTC levels) at the end of last year, and have been DCA'ing it back into TQQQ and BTC each week since then. Last week I boughted the dip for silver with 10% of my 401k.

What do now?

>>61919568
>hey Google can you confirm that for this idiot

>...No fuck him

sorry

>>61919580
I mean IRA not 401k, but whatever you know what I mean: Good goy retirement accounts

>>61919580
beware the tides of march

>>61919586
Is this some sort of 3/3 blood moon masonic joke here?! WE GET IT, OK?

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lmao, now they're saying the strikes were planned with the help of Claude/Anthropic
I've never seen such an obvious attempt to trigger yet another pump

>>61919539
>>61919557
So much for free speech

>>61919516
futes will be green at open and markets up 5% tomorrow

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>>61919597
> Be 17

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WTFWT

So give it to me straight, /biz/

How do I make money in the market off this Iran stuff?

>>61919658
I looked for this ticker and couldn't find it? Grok, sign me up for a broker where I can purchase this

>>61919661
buy energy, short financials

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DEVIL TRIPS
AND WE
DEVIL RIPS

>>61919666
oh damn

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can anyone explain what just happened? I know its crypto but still....

>>61919685
A clear reverse bart

>>61919685
whats the big deal? it barely moved

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>>61919685
grim

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>>61919685
misclick

weekend oil is up almost 10%
i'm thinking we're back oilbros

>>61919661

You can't at this point. Everything is already priced in.

>>61919724
gold is also set for a "sharp advance"

>>61919722
uuuh it looks like it's sinking, looking at its profile. And an oil spill right there won't help.

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Wake up babe, new forever war just dropped. Honestly, this is starting to feel like legitimate black swan material.

>>61919732
forever war is not bullish?

[BREAKING NEWS] 2000 views xitter post

>>61919730
>only up 3%
ehh i'll take it

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>>61919733
Not when literally half the planet's energy supplies are at stake.

>>61919733
You know that money that's desperately needed to build 50 nuclear power plants for the AI God? Now it's going to to Lockheed and Raytheon.
Whether or not you think it's overall bullish for the markets is up to you.

Is MSTR a good stock if I think Bitcoin with go back to ATH and beyond? Or would putting the same amount in BTC be worth more in the long run? ie. 10k in mstr or btc to sell in 2028-2030

>>61919223
>No bulge
Clearly fake

>>61919736
strait of hormuz handles 20% of the world's oil, not half

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>>61919744
Hormuz is 30%, and Iran has always threatened to take out all the other oil fields in the middle east if we ever try to regime change them, which cumulatively are about half of the world's production.

>>61919739
Btc ath before halving is delusional

>bought 5000 bucks worth of sandisk because I thought he would TACO

>>61919666
so do you retards have a script doing this or what

Is trump antiwar enough to kill a few figurehead puppets and then declare victory? If so then it's bullish and we reach all time high by Friday.

If he actually wants to keep going in with eventually deploying tanks, then it's bearish.

I think people are already assuming that it's over which is why everything is up by so much. If involvement continues then it will just dump each time.

I'm predicting a slow bleed or a pump basically.

>>61918115
Okay new thread spill the tea insidenigger.

>>61919732
>20 years later
um based. looks like we are getting another endless desert war bull run.

>>61919739
Its basically levered btc so it will out preform on the upswing and underpreform on the downswing

I don't think Iran will shoot every ship that goes through there.
But they could have done it with their best ballistic missiles and drones. The oil would blow up a lot.

>>61919724
How can you tell?
My stocks don't move.

>>61919737
not too long ago someone from /smg/ guaranteed me that RTX is basically a dead company and his cousin works there etc.
since then the chart has only gone straight up so I am not sure what to think

>>61919762
retard

https://videocardz.com/newz/micron-gddr7-memory-finally-spotted-on-a-geforce-rtx-50-card-bringing-the-series-to-three-memory-suppliers

oh shit I missed these news

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If dubs, Israel gets in over its head and tries to nuke Iran into submission, which causes Pakistan to nuke Israel, starting WW3 in earnest. The S&P closes the year at 420.

if dubs I get a gf this year

>>61919781
:(

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>>61918664
I Pledge Allegiance
To the MIC
Of the United States of America
And to the Dollar
For which it stands
One rugpull
Inrefundable
Under Bogdanoff
With OIL and NATURAL GAS for all

>>61919739
Its a 4x if BTC goes to 120k again.

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>>61919791
>120k again
sweety. no

>>61919760
They don't have to shoot any ship, if its implied that they would then no one is insane enough to risk a tanker.

>>61918913
What makes you confident HGRAF will go down on the war dip? It was green while ES and NQ were red last week. Do you understand war is actually bullish for HGRAF?

>>61918873
>https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude
Looking bullish, could see a move up to $80 on Monday if things are still going.

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Fuck I never dubs when it really matters

>>61919766
Not like you can do anything over the weekend.

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Adam Taggart, with his 200k subscriber base, is interviewing a certain female CEO of a graphene company next week.

Imagine the eyes on HGRAF when it uplists to NASDAQ. Imagine the options chain.

>>61919781
I got you

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The US is about to surrender and oil will dump

>>61919837
damn, he gets to sniff her braps and not me
the world is unfair

>>61919843
Lmao imagine dying for Israel
Also they'll double down now

>>61919843
The US military in service of this criminal mafia us govt are nothing but international terrorists.

>>61919685
HOSANNA! WE LOVE YOU!

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>>61919328
>data centers will be built with a non zero amount of shit over their memory cards

I liked how on Friday the 9:40 candle took out all the longs in an aggressive move and then went up bigly

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>>61919837
Next in HGRAF news, Kerry Landis, a director of the board, gave a talk at the Metals Investor Forum yesterday. In it, he confirmed two things:

1) The US DoW DEVCOM Army Research Laboratory is moving ahead with a US Graphene Engineering and Innovation Center, with Hydrograph as it's key partner.

2) A large top-5 automotive manufacturer is currently in the final stages of negotiating a major contract with Hydrograph.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5iVAot3474&t=34372s

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Any oilbros delved deeper into which companies gain the most from the desert boogaloo lasting longer and disrupting the areas oil output? Basically who has least exposure to Persian Gulf oil?

Im going short oil bigly

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I'm worried that my futures I bought that bet on a BAD outcome will actually open LOWER on Monday, because everyone agrees the war is already over.

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Maersk and MSC have ordered all their ships to stop transiting through the strait of hormuz
Congratulations migatards, you just caused the next global depression

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>>61919890
this is why i sold friday and sat on cash over the weekend and wait monday-tuesday to see whats gonna happen

>>61919732
Mondy printer go brrrr

>>61919883
I'm worried every sells the news on open, and I'll get scared out without making a profit, only for things to go to shit over the next week and oil to go to $100.

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>>61918664
Who here "bought Silver on Friday"?
I am up 8%, put in even more buy market open orders.

>>61919890
What I was trying to say.

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>>61919097
BWAAAAH NO $5000 down the drain

>>61919897
I did that too but on the wrong weekends

I hope everyone sells everything so I can rotate my oil gains into stonks.

>>61919907
nope in fact I will buy stonks. NO CHEAPIES FOR YOU

>>61919881
for me, it's PBR (brazil) and INDO (indonesia)
interested to hear others

>>61919902
I sold silver on Friday

>>61919899
There is simply too many retards long oil

>>61919843
>Be stationed at a military base far the fuck away from America
>Do nothing for years
>Suddenly get bombed for Israel
Grim.

>>61919912
Galp has been mooning since their discovery in Namibia, they're present there and in Brazil with 0 exposure to persian gulf oil

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jerome...
please...

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>>61919781
Not you but me

WEEKEND MARKET OVERVIEW BEFORE FUTURES OPEN

>weekend oil
+10.95%
>weekend nasdaq
-0.83%

>>61919922
rates will stay as they are until iranian morale improves

>>61918725
Are you the Polish anon who bought the MSCI Indonesia?

>>61919902
I didn't buy any, but that's because my portfolio is already like 50% silver miners.

>>61919912
Was just checking Equinor. It's relatively local for me too.

>>61918736
I would not be surprised if the whole thing started with the Iron Maiden scene idea, then all the rest written just to support that. I couldn't hear the dialogue channel but could hear sound effects and music.

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>>61919930
Good for my comfy TTE

>>61919930
>>weekend nasdaq
>-0.83%
Ayayai

>>61919933
Is this still a relatively safe position? I'm looking to balance my schizoportfolio in terms of tech (manipulation play), crypto (manipulation play), and metals (also manipulation play)

>>61919959
>TotalEnergies & ExxonMobil: Heavily invested in Qatar's LNG projects and Iraq's oil fields, making their production volume highly sensitive to regional stability.

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Tfw no rate cutes because oil was the only thing grounding cpi

>>61918736
hell yeah
>>61919953
it's a sequel, the other one was played a couple months ago i think and i just so happened to pop into this movie night and was glad i did. the other one is also fantastic

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>>61919963
Don't care, I have 48K€ of TTE that will pump tomorrow at the open regardless.
I always wanted to reach the nice round 50K€ number, it might be the day, or the next.

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>sold all oil last week for only a 20% profit

Not even Hitler got preemptively killed. Free world my ass

>>61919980
killing iranian leadership is good for humanity

Slept 4 hours because niggers were making a ruckus until 5am. The police showed up and didn't do shit even though they were trespassing. This is a small Midwestern city as well. Think I might go all in on SPY 0dtes on open.

>>61919961
Safe? No. Will it be profitable? Yes.

It's going to be volatile and a lot late-comers will likely get scared out of their positions (like with oil). I've built my position over 2023-2024 and I'm already up like 400% on a lot of my stocks, so I can weather the volatility.

I'm expecting SILJ to go to at least 90 and the HUI to 1600 amidst the volatility.

>>61919985
Same could be said about a country that's invaded 191 countries too

>>61919975
I'm always glad I did regardless because the /real/ movie night is the frens we made along the way. It's a very unique and exquisite and _ thing that Saturn does and it makes /smg/ transcend all other generals and all other everythings on this web site.

>>61919989
Is it too late for calls, in terms of risk vs reward? Would you recommend just holding the stocks?

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> futures

>>61919986
Fucked

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>>61919977

>he didn’t OILmax


Anon when they are gaslighting you on glorified chatbots you should be balls deep in commodities.

>>61919753
It is nowhere near over. If USA withdraws its assets from the region then the new hardliners in Iran (who have replaced Khamaeini who actually didn't want nukes) will shell Israel to rubble and it'll make last June look like nothing.

If USA doesn't withdraw, then they hemorrhage money daily while gambling that they can take out all of Iran's military apparatus within two weeks (they can't).

The USA is between a rock and a hard place and they're fucked no matter what they do from here. Even if the regime falls remnants will keep lobbing missiles sporadically at Israel, the Gulf, and tankers in Hormuz unless the USA puts boots on the ground which is a whole other catastrophe by itself.

This is really similar to how Athens got too cocky and fucked itself by undertaking the Sicilian expedition during the Peloponnessian War when it was logistically infeasible. History always repeats itself. Iran may legitimately come out of the ruins as a dominant world power in a decade if the current course remains unchanged

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This is bullish for silver minors, right?

>>61920017
>India Pakistan border guards doing their thing.

>>61920009
Not late for calls. I'm planning on buying some SILJ Jan 2027 calls on Monday.

>>61920031

Silver is 100 dollars on weekend markets currently. Gold around 5450.

>>61920042
Yes, but will minors follow like they've done previously?

>>61920042
new ATHs in gold? sweeeeet i get to start rolling short dated calls again. excite

>>61920048

They do eventually. Sometimes immediately. The war is a big gamble. Many unpredictable things will probably happen. Fear drives metal.

so this is it then, peace in the middle east, it's finally over

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>>61920031
we will inherit the world

How do I short Dubai

>>61920054
I'm kind of nervous that we're just going to enter recession and a lot of commodities will dump.

I'm going to sell all my oil on monday, I'm actually a bit scared I won't be able to get a good profit before the sentiment changes to recession and peace.

>>61920057
I'll take either the gyaru or the Okinawan one

>>61920059
Long Uncle Sam

>>61920048
Minors will be raped with other stocks I'm afraid but big gains over next 3 months

>>61920025
>Iran may legitimately come out of the ruins as a dominant world power
Lol yeah the west has fallen

>>61919876
big cielo vibes

>>61920064
>selling on monday
I'll probably do the same, I'll unload some of my defense stocks too if they do well enough
I guess I'll jump on the korea-japan train for now

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>>61920083
With Zion don in charge and money printing in high inflation environment. No thank you. There is a reason ex USA will continue to outperform, it’s up 10% ytd so far to shit and piss crab.

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FIRST MAJESTIC SILVER CHADS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

>>61920097
God I love this particular set.

>>61920086
i hope... i sold my minors too early and looking for a dip
i hold silver and gold at least

>>61920091
>cielo
Hydrograph doesn't convert waste. It's product is pure.

I am proud of my instincts as I sold off a big chunk of stocks on friday in anticipation for the jewmutt happening in Iran over the weekend. Not sure what to buy on Monday though, or even if I should buy anything at all and just wait a bit more

>>61920140
I had an iranian ex gf so yes they won't let it go that easily, might even suprise the world.

>>61920140
Us doesnt have the social capital to create a permanent training and weapons testing grounds like russia does with ukraine plus not neighbors

>monday morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhSA2b8GE8

>>61920140
I think the Iranian capacity to fuck shit up will keep declining, and oil stocks will dump, as wti and stockd has been pricing in this conflict for months.

If they manage to close Hormuz in some magic way oil might go up, but I doubt USA would attack before clearing the worst risks.

I'm worried about my copper, I don't want to sell, I guess I'll just have to see what happens.

>bitcoin crash was just delayed by a day

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BRICS sisters, first Russia, then Venezuela, now this. How do we cope?
Do we just not let it go that easily

>>61920185
we give up. maybe in another life. thats unironically it. we tried our best but we lost against bac (big american cock). RIP F

>>61920135
Unless you have some edge on how things will play out just wait. I'll by back in if S&P breaks 7000 because I think it will run hard if it does. It could go sharply in one direction or another so I'm just waiting to go with the trend.

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>>61920182

>>61920042
Where? all I really use is tview

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>>61919837
>>61919876
I am ready for generational wealth

>>61920185
I take the chinese waifu

>>61920185
What a disgusting tumblr tranny artstyle

>>61920229
Really? The girls look pretty cute anon I honestly don't see it as your usual tumblr piece

>>61920229
>/smg/ger saying disgusting tranny art
BABE?!

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>big Monday dip incoming

LETS BUY THE DIP. you're not a broke bitch are you?

>>61920229
>>61920185
i hate it

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>>61920240
>ourgirl

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>>61920253
just deposited 1.2 million to buy the dip hope I can buy a japanese wife next year

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>>61920253
I want more of this private credit shit to blow over. I'll buy after a couple small banks go under and JPM steps in to save the day.

>>61920263
>real like board chan of /smg/ was a massive racist legal loli
>scared away by a pajeet schizo mod
This feels like social commentary

>>61920200

Weekend gold and silver and other commodities CFDs are traded on IG International trading platform. Google weekend gold or silver price.

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>>61920275
I just hope they will be ok without us

>>61920165
>my tech puts on monday

https://youtu.be/A-y1N29vH2Y

>>61919481
But it's also not in anyone's interest to let a small nation continue genociding an entire race in the worlds current bloodiest conflict just because le greatest ally meme. I think there would be far more support for Israel, or at least far less excuses not to support them, if they weren't killing a hundred thousand citizens.

TDS people will call Trump a Nazi and also an Israeli puppet and somehow not see the contradiction lmao

>>61920275
This take is just as delusional as INTC Anon's.

>>61920311
>Tell pol miggers they're useful idiots getting conned
>"How can I be a useful idiot getting conned, checkmate aethiests"
Truly a noggin scratcher that one

>>61920185
As an American, all of these women owe me sex

Weekend oil now +10%

>>61920323
babe its hilarious how midwits who spout flavor of the week social media "conspiracies" think they're onto some great truth being revealed on fucking twitter and instagram

>>61920311
They are paid shills so they change their wording based on where they are. Despite Trump never being to Epstein's island and cutting ties with him immediately when he tried weird stuff at his resort they still call him a peso because they have data showing its an effective insult. Even a double digit IQ subhuman can tell they don't fit in. Somehow on one day there's 10 different posters using "miggers" despite never using that term before.

this country will continue on it's laughably bad trajectory because most of the population is a bunch of emasculated faggots who will NEVER admit when they're wrong, let alone part of a cult

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> futures

>>61920341
you are talking about a particular country in europe and/or iran, arent you?

>>61920335
>Everyone I don't like is a paid shill or AI!!! Two more weeks patriots!!
Maybe you're right, European stocks continue to outperform from not shooting their own democracies in the foot like Mr. Orangutang in chief, so their companies can afford more shills recently.

>>61920341
how do we profit of the feminization of your western european country?

>>61920347
no i'm talking about the important one

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>weekend oil futures keep going up
Let's fucking go. Hopefully it won't sell off at open.

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>>61920351
One year of marginally better performance is very impressive, goatfucker.

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Mexíco update

>>61920361
>Marginal
>10% last year, 5% YTD, EUR/USD down nearly 20%
Who knew my countrymen that voted drumpf couldn't conceptualize compound interest? Well I did, but beside me I guess

can you fags just not

>>61920368
zoom out and post again. I dare you, I double dare motherfucker

>>61920367
glad to see you haven't been skinned alive down there yet

>>61920374
Zoom out to presidency's under "traitorous democrats"? Kek lul

>>61920367
how are the women?

>>61920025
Nice GPT answer.

Fucking Iran....a superpower?
Fucking retard, maybe once the earth is turned to nuclear ash. Fucking faggot, we are USA fucker, we don't lose when we want to really fuck you up.

>>61920380
I'm at an international youth hostel, so great. The locals are pygmies.

>>61920367
>>61920388
How are the donkey shows?

>>61920404
lol

Yo why is fucking beyond meat pumping ?

so my friend is new to stocks and I noticed he accidentally bought applovin stock instead of apple
is there a way for him to fix this?
how is it legal for them to be this similar anyways

>>61920388
i wish i was young enough for the youth hostel

>>61920411
Barrier to entry is the ability to read.

>>61920199
What a skinny little dead cat. lol.

>>61920411
>is there a way for him to fix this?
sell the wrong stock then buy the right one

>>61920411
he is actually better off owning that stock over apple. lol

>>61920411
suicide is a great solution

>>61920411
>friend
brother you are actually illiterate, do not trade stocks if you can't read.

>>61920409
They know about the upcoming "cow epidemic"

Coworker has a really nasty vape flavour
The smoke smells really bad ehat the fuck man

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>>61920409
some money managers always have to hold stonks so when they would want to "sell" they move their money into dead stonks that nobody is interested in

https://youtu.be/-ScjucUV8v0?si=rEsBDKUwSs_40LVd

Oil currently at 75.13 on weekendmarkets

Who else has DHT calls. I'm up 800% on Friday close. Hopefully trump doesn't cuck out by Monday morning

>>61920448
That's not tay

anyone else excited the jews are gonna give us green candles tomorrow for being good goys

>>61920461
we sacrificed some our blood for them ofc they are going to give green candles.

Don’t believe markets will crash but if you think Monday closes green without serious deescalation you’re delusional. If this thing drags out we’re going to have ourselves another 2022 bear market.

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>>61920388
I iwsh I had a cute pygmy indio gf.

>>61920450
Its gonna be a volatile week and many anons get shaken out kek

>>61920229
Yeah it looks awful

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Should I just not look at my broker tomorrow?

>>61920525
thats the play. uninstall your broker app. only follow news events. sometimes take a look at spy. as long as its not at 700+ dont bother looking. this is financial advice btw

>>61920450
OPEC just agreed to increase oil production by another 220,000 barrels

>>61920538
A day, 220,000 barrels a day, there will be no shortage of oil

>>61920531
how do i know if it's 700+ if I'm not looking

>>61920538
That's like nothing

>>61920541
vibe and gut feeling

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How 2 profit off this war??? I want to buy 200 out if the money options can make 3000% return desu

>>61920543
220,000 barrels a day when there's already an oversupply of oil is plenty

>>61920547
shipping is about get expensive agian