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US-Iran War: Dubai edition

>Latest developments on the war
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>61921984
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buy rtx at open or wait a little bit
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> futures
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I guess we are all locked in right now. It is time to start thinking what we should do with the profit. Energyprices up, inflation up. Where do we go from here richfags??
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we all making some proper goy bucks today
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First for AMAZING CIA INTELLIGENCE VICTORY (he was in his house)
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is it a good time to buy more nvidia and google?
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>>61923170
up or down?
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>>61923172
I'm rotating my gains back into local economy (working girls in Bangkok)
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>>61923179
I fucking KNEW it! At first I was like ???WUT we start wars at dawn now??? And then the news of the kill was confirmed.
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>>61923169
you should've already been holding RTX what kind of idiot buys the news
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>>61923179
Kek. Fucking journos.
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>BTC flat
>VIX already imploding hard
Obvious liquidity grab
We're likely getting a huge green dildo and possibly even a gapfill right off the open.
Be careful out there bobo
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You have been acoomulating during the 20 year running Greatest Depression, haven't you? Are you ready for the next baby boom? Generational wealth will be created by those who bought and held during these trying times.
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choose your holy war bloomberg waifu
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>>61923196
2
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>>61923196
3
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>>61923183
Yes
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>>61923196
4, she seems to have a nice collection of strap-ons.
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>>61923196
2 and 4 if she was in her 20s
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So, Iran is going to have Nukes in a few weeks for 25 years while Pakistan and India have some and it doesn't have any despite desperately wanting to have some
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>>61923170
what the fuck dude
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>>61923206
why are all the iran cope posts in barely legible arablish? this isn't a coherent sentence
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>>61923209
because iran and russia have the same third world cheerleader base
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EQNR
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>>61923179
At least maduro was smart enough to hide in a military facility
the absolute state of radical islamists
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>>61923172
inflation up -> rates up -> bonds down
the play is to short bonds
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>>61923209
>>61923211

hello idf i hope you are staying safe i agree they are very tiresome.

could you plz buy spy/nq futures, and support the market today? that is what will win you lots of support.

thank you for your attention in this matter.
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>>61923163
>airserbia
kek
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Iran is playing a very stupid game
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>>61923219
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So we're just going to build hypersonic missiles first because that is so much easier
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>>61923220
XOM CALLS HOLY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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>>61923219
The most dangerous game of all
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>>61923179
>Permanently closed
kekw
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So I guess rock boomers win again and we're forever priced out of owning gold.
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Question for any Ausfags here or people not based in the US. The US stock market opens at 1.30am local time for me, if I want to trade options, do I need to wake up when the market opens? There are not many serious option trades on the Australian market like the US.
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>most market down
>my main gold stock up 8% for the day

feels good man, now just need the riskier exploration caps to show results and i should be making a tidy profit
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>>61923241
Ticker?
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>>61923196
1
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>Last Hour
>2 tankers hit in Bahrain drone
>1 tanker hit off coast of Oman by drone boat
>1 refinery in Kuwait
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bread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUnXxh5U25Y
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>>61923196
4
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Americans are always against the war before the war actually starts.
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7779.jp

https://youtube.com/shorts/4x8OJgpPTv0?rQKMxFrcvr1VuxCm
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>>61923275
Reuters poll showed 1/4 Americans supported the war after it started.

He needs to end it. As does Israel. They have done what they needed to do.
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This is a Pandora’s box that’s been opened. They can keep these strikes up for months.

Gonna tank the global economy. China will step in to protect its interests soon too.

It’s going to get out of control. Stupid decision. Usual American arrogance on display you can witness here too. Never thinking ahead. I big nasty was is coming.
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>>61923241
cannot wait for miners in a couple months
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>>61923278
I saw polls where republitards were 68% in favour or something like that.
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I must say I am a fan of this decapitation strike meta. Skipping the lowly grunt grinder and getting right to the old men ordering their death has a poetic justice to it
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stockbros I’m completely retarded at real markets where do I put my fiat, gib tickers
t. /pmg/tard
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>>61923281

They should have known Iran uses decentralised mosaic defence. Decapitation does nothing. Israel will push for nuclear attack eventually.
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pltr up BIGLY
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>>61923281
Why are you third world niggers brigading SMG of all things? Scared of /pol/?
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>>61923290
EWZ,OIH,XLE
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>>61923290
AG, HL, SLVR, CDE, HYMC
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>>61923295

I’m here longer than you twat. If you are ignorant of the force strength of the player and the geopolitical drivers that’s on you.

But it’s going to be critical to protect your bags to know what’s really happening. Or you will get rinsed.
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>>61923295
because muh evil rich western imperalists will collapse in 2 more weeks, putin told us so!
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>>61923300

Of China uses the precedent started by the US against Russia for attacking Ukraine. Begins sanctions or embargo’s on metals and industrial inputs. It’s over. The AI tech bubble will pop in days. You don’t use your head. They won’t allow their energy supply from Iran to be strangled. They have to act eventually. That’s why they’ve built up oil reserves to last years. While the US EMPTIED THEM. Under that idiot Biden to keep prices down for his reelection. You can’t see how weak the west is at the moment. It will make them jump to war. Now you’re fighting China and Russia and Europe involved. Say goodnight to all markets in the situation.

But you don’t use your head. You’re arrogant
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>>61923305
>You can’t see how weak the west is at the moment
The same west that's winning every war they're in?
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I think in the future I know whenever I wanna buy BABA that means the rest of the market is overpriced
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>>61923307

If that’s the framework you’re using to deploy capital. Good luck. You’re gonna need it.
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come and get your leveraged low cap oil shitcoin and pump my bags thx
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What do you guys think? Long oil for today or will the war not last that long.
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>>61923281
>rattle sabers for decades
>sponsor terror groups abroad
asking for it
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>>61923312

What? This isn’t nearly over.
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>>61923311
WTF
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>>61923312
just get calls dated 5 weeks out ez
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>>61923300

> Pootin

Literally who?
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>>61923281
I highly doubt China gives a shit about Iran.

They will do something about the straight of Hormuz closing if that happens though.
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>>61923312
I think the US wants the strait to be closed to choke China. If I was a gambling man I would buy oil at first opportunity.

I am not a gamling man, and bought oil and shares last wedensday.
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>>61923312
anon this is a 3 days SMO
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>>61923320
I already have calls, I'm debating buying a few more or selling them and doing puts.
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>>61923286
There will always be cooked pols

Reuters is independent.

Tucker and Fuentes are openly calling Trump a traitor. And his support here is basically 0 atm, beyond some astoturf shit.

He has to know he's cooked unless he ends this very soon.
Bibi as well should end it. He has what he needs to call it a success and say he avenged Israel's 9/11. Nuking all American support for Israel from both right and left is not a good idea.
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>>61923278
They can't end it, iran is calling the shots now. By attacking all of americas vassals they've taken it out of the hands of the two pedophiles. If america leaves then israel and all the gulf states are kil, if america stays then it's the end of the empire. GG pedophiles.
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>>61923326
Wouldn't day 3 end before the upcoming trading session then? I guess I'll have my answer while the market is open.
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>>61923286
>>61923331
You guys underestimate how mentally fucked the boomers are by decades of television.
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>>61923319
unless the current oil crisis gets fixed we're doing a 2-3x at least
this shitcoin went up to $80 when russia attacked ukraine but they diluted since then so maybe this time it's $20 or so
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>>61923336
I do not underestimate that.

Trump/Israel always had the support of cornfield dwellers yelling USA USA USA USA USA in yt comments.

But I checked the comments on all the local news channels around the US and there are as many people saying shit like
>feels like 2003 again
>iran has been 2 weeks away from a nuke for 30 yrs
>how is this america first?

as there are those people.

He can't win an election on Reaganite boomers alone. And he needs to win to not be torn apart by every judge and glowie and feddy in the Cathedral that want to toss him in jail.
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>>61923311
>>61923337
Dumb fucks keep getting this backwards. Trade disruption causing price spikes from shortages *MEANS LESS PROFITS FOR PRODUCERS ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE PARTITION* not more.
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>>61923343
>Israel always had the support of cornfield dwellers yelling USA USA USA USA USA
Something like 30% of young republicans are openly antisemitic (probably because of stuff like this.) It's literally just the boomers that like Israel.
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Trump said the war could last a month, it isn't ending any time soon, Iran is continuing to attack the Gulf nations and Saudi Arabia as well as oil tankers, their missiles are getting through and damaging infrastructure and killing people because the US is using their missile systems to prioritise defending Israel
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>>61923346
can you explain your reasoning?
not a financial genius by far but the way i see it demand is constant so whatever they sell they'll same the same amounts at higher prices. they might even sell higher amounts because some people now can't get oil from the gulf and might have to turn elsewhere
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>>61923350
>whatever they sell they'll same the same
they'll sell the same*
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>>61923350
>they might even sell higher amounts because some people now can't get oil from the gulf

>Indonesia Energy Corp. Ltd. operates as an oil and gas, exploration, and production company. It engages in oil and gas assets portfolio with a mix between medium-sized producing blocks and exploration blocks with significant resources. Its portfolio includes Kruh, Citarum, and Rangkas Area. The company was founded by James J. Huang and Wirawan Jusuf in 2014 and is headquartered in Jakarta, Indonesia.

Are you expecting them to deliver the oil by flying it over Asia on a plane?
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>>61923326
Even the most optimistic source says 4 weeks
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>>61923326
>this is a 3 days SMO
Ah, the Russian doctrine
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>>61923358
whoever wants it delivered can bring their tanker idunno
honestly i have no idea how the oil business works, i'm just profiting from this shitcoin oil play due to higher oil prices
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LOCKSNEED UPP
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>>61923312
The "war" will be over quick. The quagmire of whathefuck is left behind is gonna last for a while. Unless there is the political will in the US to actually fix this clusterfuck (Im guessing the Orange One doesnt really care and wanna move on to the next thing).
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give it to me straight are crashing today
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Futas down 1-2% everywhere so far.
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>>61923187
Ppl who don't read it. Now buy or wait, asshole!?
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>>61923375
Crash? No, Dip? Yes
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>>61923372
White House officials seem to say it will probably be end of March: https://polymarket.com/event/us-x-iran-ceasefire-by
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>>61923372
I don't know. How much ammo does Iran have? (We don't know)
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MUU down 10% on open
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> Lebanon asks Israel to halt attacks, says they are ready to resume talks.
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>>61923384
I'm hoping to be totally out of MU by May. I might just dump the rest after earnings.
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>>61923387
>Lebanon
Who?
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>>61923390
The one with the Stanford logo on their flag.
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>>61923390
Right Lebanon does not control Hezbollah
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Tech isn´t even down that much, the benefit of everything being pre-dumped.
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How far out are you getting COM Calls?
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>>61923397
Microsoft is down ~30% from their ATH.
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>>61923383
Heavy munitions? No idea, but as long as they do the "war" continues. But when they run out the guerilla/insurgent war starts. The kind you cant bomb yourself to victory in. They have multiple generations of religiously motivated people there. They're not gonna say "ok you're right" because you killed their leader. There has to be enough people in Iran to support the creation of a new regine. Enough so that they will actually build it themselves. Otherwise the Orange One have just created a new Afghanistan.
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>>61923390
Leb
anon
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>Futures
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>Kuwait shoots down 3 US fighter jets
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> ECB's Wunsch: If higher oil prices last, ECB would have to assess
higher rates confirmed
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>>61923297
>>61923298
I put some orders in for agq with what I have in my trading account, I’ll move some funds into these. ty bros I’ll lurk moar
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>>61923418
Thanks amerikikes
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>>61923343
Yt Comments are bots retard
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>>61923383
There is some pretty good guesses and they blew 15%-25% day 1, either they slow down or they are out in a week
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Korea chads, we own high quality companies for a fair value , right , right ?
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>>61923435
why is that young lad crying?
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got my buy limit set on meta at $590 and baka at $380 i think. LETS FUCKING MAKE SOME GAINS TODAY
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>>61923438
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>>61923292
I want to know why are defense stockpiles are low. I know our military is wasteful as hell but the idea that Iran retaliates and now our defense stockpile is low is wild
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>>61923440
why are american women so fat?
fucking gross
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>>61923442
Biden gave them all to Ukraine
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>>61923442
Ukraine war you fucking spastic
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>>61923445
I'll be honest I forgot that shithole was a thing
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>>61923442
Spent on a conflict with an actual purpose.
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Longing Boeing and Raytheon
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>>61923448
how?
it's the biggest war on the european continent since WWII
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>>61923435
is that a real shirt
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>>61923449
>>61923447
>>61923445
So is the play going for Raytheon and Lockheed for missile defense production?
>>61923451
It's bit a bit of a stalemate for a while and American media has been distracted by this stuff and Venezuela
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>>61923442
a lot were also spent defending israel in previous attacks during 2024 and 2025, production is very low right now, but both the US and europe are working on increasing it
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>Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash
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>>61923442
Ukraine yes but let's not forget the 12 day war last year!! (And Taiwan is screwed btw)
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>>61923456
Good. We actually call it Jeetslop now.
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What’s a good slurp ? Do you think dumping is going to last for the duration of special operation ?
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>>61923460
I have hope for Taiwan because a naval invasion is the hardest thing for a country to do next to landing on the moon.
>>61923461
The head jeet CEO just put a jeet AI "specialist" from META in charge of their Xbox gaming. It really seems like a cancer spreading through our companies
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>golem mutts everywhere itt 'nothing to see here'
>four week Special Mutt Operation
kek you're in for a nasty fucking shock
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>>61923452
Why can’t a youthful young man enjoy an etf full of high quality stocks for a good price?
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>>61923450
>buy the top
>buy the company whos overpriced products are nearly exhausted by shepherd tier adversary
>buy the company who is charging 10mil/missile when its been proven in both Ukraine/Iran that their products are absolutely deprecated when it comes to modern drone warfare
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War ending news will cause a face melting rally the likes of which we have never seen before and will herald the beginning of the golden bull run.
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>>61923465
da cumrad very true
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>>61923467
imagine how big and thick his virile loads are
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Higher for longer
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>>61923474
Easy there pal, that’s a literal Teenager you are talking about .
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>>61923469
Thats a lot of words for someone with nothing to say. Im playing the momentum now watch this drive
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>>61923476
Where is the (female) natural gas poster?
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>>61923476
Well this might get China involved and the rest of Asia involved
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anons any thoughts on AQMS
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>>61923480
Enjoying his morning inhale presumably
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>>61923464
Gamin is a dead industry.

33% of all game devs have been laid off in the past 24/mo, and most gaming stocks are down 50%.

Once GTA IV fails (what succesful game was ever delayed 3 years? literally never once happened that ended well) they will simply close all of the studios and hand the whole thing over to Gaben.
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HOLY FUCK LMAO
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>>61923481
and Europe
don't forget about Europe
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>>61923483
Is there a company that makes asthma inhalers but with (female) natural gas?
What is their ticker in that case?
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>>61923485
The funniest part about this is that this won't effect Germany. Because they fucked themselves over so badly with how they set up their energy that they are entirely reliant on coal right now. They explicitly avoided the LNQ imports because they wanted to be 100% solar and wind by 2035

To the point they shut down all their nuclear reactions
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>>61923473
>trump is the new smo
>monke image post
>u r russian reply
Are you brain damaged?
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>>61923489
What the heck are you talking about we are gas reliant in germany
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>>61923478
>Im playing the momentum
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>>61923492
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>>61923495
>>61923492
Well fuck I must have jumped timelines again because I remember them refusing to set up the LNQ import naval ports. Well this is going to be really funny
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>Futures
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>>61923497
Germany and EU are actively in talks with Qatar for gas delivery, you can google that
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NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!
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>sold CRWD on friday
>it's the one green thing today
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>>61923501
Okay so I'm not entirely crazy
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>>61923170
this is how smg lost scoops
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im too scared to ask but what do futures do?
you buy the future?
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>>61923515
Futures are a contract yes. But they can be traded outside regular trading hours so they can be used to gauge the market outside those hours. So when some smigger posts >futures with a gif it usually means the market is anticipated to be crashing, crabbing, or mooning on opening depending on the gif.
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>>61923515
thats right anon, thats right. you buy the future.
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hop onboard anon last chance
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there is now double the volume in premarket than there was last market session kek
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>>61923170
somebody actually prompted this
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>>61923490
da cumrad I'm western brain damage capitalist pig, very bad
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>>61923522
>>61923520
can you buy call options on futures?
like you are bullish on already bullish futures?
I guess I would call it a "giga call"
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>>61923524
>>61923526
it's also trending on stocktwits btw
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Was the MAGA movement a democratic ploy to make Republicans look stupid? That sector of retards has destroyed Republican policies. Rip spy
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>>61923535
It's not that republicans and right wingers look stupid, it's that they ARE stupid
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>>61923535
>>61923537
>zoomers don't know the George Bush yeehaw red neck arc
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>>61923535

Always been that stupid. Only utter retards are conservative in any interpretation of this very word
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>>61923531
If someone would sell them, I guess? Maybe?
But in practice: no.
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The worst thing about this conflict is now the shills will be maximum overdrive forever because its clear spending the money on overt action is futile
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>>61923531
Sure, $GGSPY (giggaSPY)
Should be in RH if you look it up.
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Tell me what to spend $500 on when market opens
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I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe.
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>>61923552
shut up bunkertranny.
just because trump has cooked his own goose doesn't mean you'll find any joelovers here.
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>>61923163
Jesus Christ what happened to NQ
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>>61923493
Time will tell
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>BoE’s Taylor: Energy Shocks Have Outsized Role In Inflation
>- Energy Shocks Faster Than Central Banks Can Respond
>- I Am Confident That The Disinflation Process Is Intact

>Yeah bro, I'm sure prices will just go up but a bit less than previously despite energy clearly going up again, I just feel it LMAO
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>>61923196
Where's the brahmin chick
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>>61923549
Im bracing for the oil long squeeze
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>>61923552
we all do
especially us eurobros
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>>61923549
but the market will dump further after open
and everything that will pump further is extremely cyclical
best you can do is to do nothing
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>>61923472
Or it's joever for real this time and there will be a market crash in April like some anon said.
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My USO call options are going to do a + 500 percents at the open. I tried to tell warn you boss.
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>>61923559
What ticker? Been holding uco and gush
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>>61923343
>And he needs to win to not be torn apart by every judge and glowie and feddy in the Cathedral that want to toss him in jail.
He'll probably just flee to Israel at this point.
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>>61923554
>ended US deployment in Afghanistan
>didn't start any new wars
>repaired the damage Trump did in his first term to our relationships with allies
>economy plodding along just fine
Just admit you were duped by the conservative media.
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Is oil gonna be worth it in 3-6 months if I actually believe the shilling, or should I jump on it now
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>>61923196
For me it'll always be THE british MILF.
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>>61923578
Fucking 40 percents inflation
>economy was fine
Fucking 40 percents inflation
>economy was fine
Fucking 40 percents inflation
>economy was fine boss
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>>61923584
Don't feed the trolls
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>>61923578
His afghan shit was the the moment he cooked his own goose, and this is the moment that Trump cooked his.

Boo hoo hoo.
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>>61923549
Advice as a new investor: do nothing when the market opens, wait an hour minimum, when emotions start to settle. A lot of crap emotional investments are made when the market opens (or just before closing).
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>>61923584
>40 percent inflation
never happened retard
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>>61923584
>Fucking 40 percents inflation
>it was real in my mind!
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why is inflation bad anyways?
japan has basically non and they are struggling hard lol
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>>61923588
nah, I have set a sell mkt order... am good, just want out for a while
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>>61923591
the average japanese citizen is doing just fine
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>>61923591
the feds have a cult around 2% inflation
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FVTES PVMPING. BOBO BETTER WATCH OVT! SVRGE!
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>>61923578
>didn't start any new wars
I mean he didn't do shit to prevent the shit show in the borderland (the Ukraine for retards like yourself), and remember the first American hostage that the Gazans gave back? Remember the part where her great aunt purchased one of those Hunter Biden paintings? Just fuck back off to your fucking where ever the fuck you fucks come from faggot
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Wow today's gonna be a bloodbath
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Why aren't you investing in tankers? If the strait of hormuz continues to be blocked they will run up considerably
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>>61923591
Its terrible, really terrible.
A Japanese can walk outside, and all he sees are...JAPANESE PEOPLE?!
No Mexican resteraunts!
No Seasn'ns!?
No crime to spice things up!?
Kids walking to school alone!?!

It must be terrible to be a struggling Japanese!
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>>61923578
>ended US deployment in Afghanistan
What a thing to brag about. That went so well uh?
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>>61923595

Which is kinda rational because it forces smart people to invest, not just hold it
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>>61923588
Okay then tell me what to spend $500 on one hour after the market opens then
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>>61923554
I miss my sleepy nigger, faggot. I want to be sleepy, eat icecream, and only worry about my eggs again. I miss when eggs were my biggest issue.
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>>61923605
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This is not the right thread for you faggots take it somewhere else
And no the dementia patient was not a good look on you all
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>>61923608

In English we call them balls, Ivan
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navigating risk with my cock out
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>>61923602
Tickas?
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>>61923552
Saint Biden we need you
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>>61923607
Oil and precious metals (miners)
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>>61923591
Japan has printed money to buy their own bonds since their market crash over 30 years ago, this has led to Japan having the highest debt-to-GDP in the world and is finally catching up to Japan(Also helped by their dwindling supply of USD they amassed during the 80s) and their currency has been devalued into that of a second tier nation, the Yen has become so worthless it has turned Japan into the #1 sexpat destination where men are flocking looking for cheap sex with Japanese women, prostitution has exploded in Japan and Japanese women now regularly go abroad to become prostitutes
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>>61923615
Today's gonna be a crazy dag
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>>61923599
>I mean he didn't do shit to prevent the shit show in the borderland
Do you think the US president is god or something? I guess in your mind, Trump ended the Ukraine war on day one. Fucking retard.
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>>61923245
Full
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>>61923619
how do you fix it after this long anyways? impossible at this point?
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>>61923618
Don't have any oil but I have TUNGF (tungstein and they recently found silver too) and Uranium miners
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Today is going to be a day of all days.
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>>61923616
TRMD will easily hit $40 if this continues for a couple days but they are all pumping rn
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>>61923163
Imagine the smell.
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>work for euro bank
>have bunch of shares
>their value tanked because iran
orange man BAD
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>>61923625
The fix(which no one will ever do) is you stop fucking with it and let it giga crash to nothing. It will recover in 2 years but so many people will go broke and grab their pitchforks so its impossible
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>QATAR SHUTS DOWN LNG PRODUCTION
QATAR SHUTS DOWN LNG PRODUCTION
>QATAR SHUTS DOWN LNG PRODUCTION
QATAR SHUTS DOWN LNG PRODUCTION
>QATAR SHUTS DOWN LNG PRODUCTION
QATAR SHUTS DOWN LNG PRODUCTION
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Just saw the premarket and sharted myself a little
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>>61923637
>work for euro bank

Your error, sir
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>>61923629
It's gonna be a day to remember
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DOW presser now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l3vfInJB1A
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>>61923644
It's not my fault their the only ones stupid enough to give me a job
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>>61923627
Don't know this one, thanks fren.
WPM (Wheaton precious metals) is having a great year so far.
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>>61923629
the calm before the storm
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CIRCUIT BREAKERS ACTIVATED TODAY
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Inb4 crab day with thetaGODS rinsing both sides
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>>61923629
Giganigger monday?
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>>61923625
This >>61923638
Japan never let the currency and economy fully collapse so they could naturally recover, they've been in a state of self enforced economic stagnation for over 30 years as a result, the Bank of Japan invented quantitative easing
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>>61923646
>NOT A REGIEME CHANGE WAR
lol he's such a fucking clown

THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GOAL YOU DUMB FAGGOT YOURE MAKING IT WORSE BY FLIP FLOPPING PICK A GOAL FAGGGOOTTTTTTTTTT
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>>61923658
didn't he say the goal was regime change when the operation began?
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>>61923646
get that retarded drunkard off the stage
just spouting nonsense
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>>61923655
>quantitative easing
so the central bank is making short term good decisions while terrible long term ones
what is the point? to secure that the current leading party/government looks like they are doing good?
I thought we G7 countries mostly had unbiased central banks
can someone explain further?

so is BOJ doing this thinking it is actually good or are they a puppet to the government?
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>>61923658
>I don't want a regime change. I want the regime to change.
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Yo wtf so graphene was not a meme?
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You treat my daughter right, you hear?
Back by 4.
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>>61923665
your daughter?
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Is it too late for tankers?
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>operation epic fury
These niggas are teenagers
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>>61923658
>we WILL finish this..... under... UNDER CONDITIONS OF PRESIDENT TRUMPS CHOSING!!!!!!!

kek.
markets are gunna shit.
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Why is the EU going along with this nonsense?
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>>61923679
EU does what its master tells it to do.
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>>61923679
After monitoring the situation it was decided that parroting America while monitoring the situation is best
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>>61923591
>japan has basically non
uhh might want to check again
also fun fact - japan gets 90% of its oil from strait of hormuz
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>>61923662
Because politicians need to be re-elected that's the same reason the West goes into debt to promise shit to people the government can't afford which leads to future taxes increases or higher spending due to the interest repayments, it's entirely short term focused, people/media/commentators constantly point this out and call it "kicking the can down the road"
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>>61923646
>"thank you for dying for israel"
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>>61923679
Her leash was tightened
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>>61923658
Five week SMO.
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>>61923669
>Is it too late for tankers?
Depends on how long strait of Hormuz will remain closed. It is already partly priced in, but if this lasts for a while the freight rates WILL go up so I firmly believe there is still upside left

Basically as long as tankers have to go around the horn of Africa the rates will grow, I'm convinced we'll beat the 2022 tanker high this summer - if this Iran shitshow lasts
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say what you will about the stock market, but the smell of beautiful women's assholes is constant.

buy (female) natural gas
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ofc its not a regime change war, its a genocidial, land and resource grab war just like in palestine. humanity is now in the hands of china and if Xi decided to just sit out, he will be next
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>>61923706
Nigga we're here for bizness not schizobabble
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>>61923698
>I'm convinced we'll beat the 2022 tanker high this summer - if this Iran shitshow lasts
And if its a big TACO then you will get rugged like Wile E. Coyote in Looney Tunes.
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>>61923706
>humanity
you mean the global south?
the "rest of humanity" (europe, NA and northeast asia) are doing just fine
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>>61923698
They cant go around the horn, this is not a red Sea style shipping lane, the oil must pass the straight because the refineries are on the otherside
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> futures
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>>61923711
I guess we have a very different view on what is doing fine
>>61923709
I don't see anyone engaging in business or discussing anything but oil and war
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>>61923602
Isn't the opposite? If they don't transport it'll drop?
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its joever
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>>61923578
>ended US deployment in Afghanistan
Of all the things you could bring up...
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my mom doesn't want me making trades in her portfolio because she said i wasn't a wartime financial advisor...
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> bobos & TDS e*ros RN
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>When pressed on his plans for a transition of power, Mr. Trump said he hoped Iran’s military forces would simply turn over their weapons to the people
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>>61923730
That fuck up was the result of Trump abandoning the Afghan Government and signing a shitty deal with the fucking Taliban.
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>>61923734
Like a wartime financial advisor would help anyone telling you what to do is doing so in their benefit and not yours
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>>61923737
wait what? is that the actual plan? or was he trolling the press?
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>>61923679
J's
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>>61923739
you should watch the godfather with me sometime babe
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>>61923741
Plan?
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LMAO this guy is literally on cocaine. He literally sounds like Leo in Wolf of Wall St.

>as for time frame... that's up to the President.

Nice. SPY to $0
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>>61923741
>zogmutts
>plan
ask Israel
if there's a plan they're the ones who know it
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>>61923646
They need to stop letting that annoying fag on the mic…
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>>61923679
They're fucked if the strait is closed. EU is the biggest loser followed by China from this, but at least things will be better when the strait is open, even better if they can buy Iranian oil again.

Damn, I wonder what the electricity prices will be this month for europoors.

Can't wait to hear Greta Thunberg yell at the EU leaders for not letting citizens freeze to death to reduce carbon.
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Representative democracies are inherently focused on the short term(election cycles) and because a new government can be elected with different goals and ambitions it makes long term planning much harder, whereas an autocratic nation like China is able to have a planned economy the downside with that is you're entirely reliant on the competency of the person in charge, it's basically a default that an elected government won't enact their most popular piece of policy during their first term because they want to campaign on it again so they get re-elected
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>>61923744
lol
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>>61923751
to be fair winter is almost over anyways
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They really bomed Iran and killed the hospice ayatolla so normies dont notice gold and silver moving back to ath. Smh those jews man hahaha got to love em.
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>>61923646
He´s coping so fucking hard, saying that they aren´t telling the media anything because they don´t want to reveal the plans, they don´t have anything to reveal!!
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market is recovering we good
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>I WILL NOT RULE OUT BOOTS ON THE GROUND

HOLY FUCK DONALD GET THIS MAN OFF THE MIKE BEFORE HE CRASHES THE STOCK MARKET
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>>61923738
That's ok. I'm sure Biden didn't even know what Afghanistan was when he was told tobsign the order
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>>61923760
holy fuck lmao
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>4weeks 2weeks 6weeks WHO KNOWS

THIS NIGGA GETTING FIRED LMAO
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>>61923710
>And if its a big TACO then you will get rugged
They killed Khamenei and half the Iranian leadership, he literally can't TACO out of this one now, this is now in the REAL SHIT phase
And seeing how he won't ever put boots on the ground there they will keep the strait blocked just to make him eat shit for as long as they can and that might be a while
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Why are these faggots still always talking about Joe Biden, its getting a bit deranged, its March 2026 not February 2025.
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>>61923752
even in democracies there is an existing aparatus and grand strategy, what you zogmutts call "the deep state"
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>>61923751
50% of Finlands electricity production is reneweables.
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nobody is freezing unlike the US where Natgas prices did a cool +50% on a frost blast and people still died.

But that's fine, the US defunded weather research
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>>61923778
>>61923778
>>61923778
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>>61923773
ours doesn't make 5 year plans they still evolve in real time and react that's why they're so successful. Evolve or die
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>>61923646
>my prayer for them is that i do pray for them
LMAOOOOOO
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>>61923646
>no stupid rules of engagement
>no politically correct war
Does this actually work on boomers? Just calling shit woke while you waste money for jews?
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>>61923769
They hurt themselves the most and china the second most by keeping it closing

Its over already, thirdies just dont realize it
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I thought HGRAF was a memestock
it just pumps everyday or what
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>>61923741
>plan
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>>61923281
>They can keep these strikes up for months
based on what data? based on what collation?
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I refuse to believe Trump doesn't have a plan here, they're always very shrewd with their foreign policy operations - I'm guessing they've done a deal and the IRGC is to be disarmed within the week and then Reza Pahlavi to head a transitional government.
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15 minutes till open
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>>61923163
>charlie kirk's widow
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>>61923843
It's a penny stock, they have a lot of debt be careful
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softly blend my anus

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