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US-Iran War: Dubai edition
>Latest developments on the war
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/
>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings
>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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we all making some proper goy bucks today
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>>61923170
up or down?
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>>61923172
I'm rotating my gains back into local economy (working girls in Bangkok)
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You have been acoomulating during the 20 year running Greatest Depression, haven't you? Are you ready for the next baby boom? Generational wealth will be created by those who bought and held during these trying times.
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choose your holy war bloomberg waifu
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>>61923183
Yes
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hello idf i hope you are staying safe i agree they are very tiresome.
could you plz buy spy/nq futures, and support the market today? that is what will win you lots of support.
thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Question for any Ausfags here or people not based in the US. The US stock market opens at 1.30am local time for me, if I want to trade options, do I need to wake up when the market opens? There are not many serious option trades on the Australian market like the US.
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>>61923241
Ticker?
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This is a Pandora’s box that’s been opened. They can keep these strikes up for months.
Gonna tank the global economy. China will step in to protect its interests soon too.
It’s going to get out of control. Stupid decision. Usual American arrogance on display you can witness here too. Never thinking ahead. I big nasty was is coming.
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>>61923281
They should have known Iran uses decentralised mosaic defence. Decapitation does nothing. Israel will push for nuclear attack eventually.
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>>61923295
I’m here longer than you twat. If you are ignorant of the force strength of the player and the geopolitical drivers that’s on you.
But it’s going to be critical to protect your bags to know what’s really happening. Or you will get rinsed.
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>>61923300
Of China uses the precedent started by the US against Russia for attacking Ukraine. Begins sanctions or embargo’s on metals and industrial inputs. It’s over. The AI tech bubble will pop in days. You don’t use your head. They won’t allow their energy supply from Iran to be strangled. They have to act eventually. That’s why they’ve built up oil reserves to last years. While the US EMPTIED THEM. Under that idiot Biden to keep prices down for his reelection. You can’t see how weak the west is at the moment. It will make them jump to war. Now you’re fighting China and Russia and Europe involved. Say goodnight to all markets in the situation.
But you don’t use your head. You’re arrogant
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I think in the future I know whenever I wanna buy BABA that means the rest of the market is overpriced
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>>61923286
There will always be cooked pols
Reuters is independent.
Tucker and Fuentes are openly calling Trump a traitor. And his support here is basically 0 atm, beyond some astoturf shit.
He has to know he's cooked unless he ends this very soon.
Bibi as well should end it. He has what he needs to call it a success and say he avenged Israel's 9/11. Nuking all American support for Israel from both right and left is not a good idea.
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They can't end it, iran is calling the shots now. By attacking all of americas vassals they've taken it out of the hands of the two pedophiles. If america leaves then israel and all the gulf states are kil, if america stays then it's the end of the empire. GG pedophiles.
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You guys underestimate how mentally fucked the boomers are by decades of television.
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>>61923336
I do not underestimate that.
Trump/Israel always had the support of cornfield dwellers yelling USA USA USA USA USA in yt comments.
But I checked the comments on all the local news channels around the US and there are as many people saying shit like
>feels like 2003 again
>iran has been 2 weeks away from a nuke for 30 yrs
>how is this america first?
as there are those people.
He can't win an election on Reaganite boomers alone. And he needs to win to not be torn apart by every judge and glowie and feddy in the Cathedral that want to toss him in jail.
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>>61923337
Dumb fucks keep getting this backwards. Trade disruption causing price spikes from shortages *MEANS LESS PROFITS FOR PRODUCERS ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE PARTITION* not more.
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>>61923343
>Israel always had the support of cornfield dwellers yelling USA USA USA USA USA
Something like 30% of young republicans are openly antisemitic (probably because of stuff like this.) It's literally just the boomers that like Israel.
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Trump said the war could last a month, it isn't ending any time soon, Iran is continuing to attack the Gulf nations and Saudi Arabia as well as oil tankers, their missiles are getting through and damaging infrastructure and killing people because the US is using their missile systems to prioritise defending Israel
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>>61923346
can you explain your reasoning?
not a financial genius by far but the way i see it demand is constant so whatever they sell they'll same the same amounts at higher prices. they might even sell higher amounts because some people now can't get oil from the gulf and might have to turn elsewhere
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>they might even sell higher amounts because some people now can't get oil from the gulf
>Indonesia Energy Corp. Ltd. operates as an oil and gas, exploration, and production company. It engages in oil and gas assets portfolio with a mix between medium-sized producing blocks and exploration blocks with significant resources. Its portfolio includes Kruh, Citarum, and Rangkas Area. The company was founded by James J. Huang and Wirawan Jusuf in 2014 and is headquartered in Jakarta, Indonesia.
Are you expecting them to deliver the oil by flying it over Asia on a plane?
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The "war" will be over quick. The quagmire of whathefuck is left behind is gonna last for a while. Unless there is the political will in the US to actually fix this clusterfuck (Im guessing the Orange One doesnt really care and wanna move on to the next thing).
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White House officials seem to say it will probably be end of March: https://polymarket.com/event/us-x-iran-ceasefire-by
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MUU down 10% on open
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Heavy munitions? No idea, but as long as they do the "war" continues. But when they run out the guerilla/insurgent war starts. The kind you cant bomb yourself to victory in. They have multiple generations of religiously motivated people there. They're not gonna say "ok you're right" because you killed their leader. There has to be enough people in Iran to support the creation of a new regine. Enough so that they will actually build it themselves. Otherwise the Orange One have just created a new Afghanistan.
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>>61923390
Leb
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>Futures
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>Kuwait shoots down 3 US fighter jets
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I put some orders in for agq with what I have in my trading account, I’ll move some funds into these. ty bros I’ll lurk moar
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Korea chads, we own high quality companies for a fair value , right , right ?
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got my buy limit set on meta at $590 and baka at $380 i think. LETS FUCKING MAKE SOME GAINS TODAY
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Longing Boeing and Raytheon
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>>61923445
So is the play going for Raytheon and Lockheed for missile defense production?
>>61923451
It's bit a bit of a stalemate for a while and American media has been distracted by this stuff and Venezuela
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What’s a good slurp ? Do you think dumping is going to last for the duration of special operation ?
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I have hope for Taiwan because a naval invasion is the hardest thing for a country to do next to landing on the moon.
>>61923461
The head jeet CEO just put a jeet AI "specialist" from META in charge of their Xbox gaming. It really seems like a cancer spreading through our companies
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>golem mutts everywhere itt 'nothing to see here'
>four week Special Mutt Operation
kek you're in for a nasty fucking shock
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>>61923450
>buy the top
>buy the company whos overpriced products are nearly exhausted by shepherd tier adversary
>buy the company who is charging 10mil/missile when its been proven in both Ukraine/Iran that their products are absolutely deprecated when it comes to modern drone warfare
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>>61923465
da cumrad very true
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Higher for longer
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>>61923469
Thats a lot of words for someone with nothing to say. Im playing the momentum now watch this drive
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>>61923464
Gamin is a dead industry.
33% of all game devs have been laid off in the past 24/mo, and most gaming stocks are down 50%.
Once GTA IV fails (what succesful game was ever delayed 3 years? literally never once happened that ended well) they will simply close all of the studios and hand the whole thing over to Gaben.
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HOLY FUCK LMAO
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The funniest part about this is that this won't effect Germany. Because they fucked themselves over so badly with how they set up their energy that they are entirely reliant on coal right now. They explicitly avoided the LNQ imports because they wanted to be 100% solar and wind by 2035
To the point they shut down all their nuclear reactions
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>Im playing the momentum
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Well fuck I must have jumped timelines again because I remember them refusing to set up the LNQ import naval ports. Well this is going to be really funny
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>Futures
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NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!
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>>61923501
Okay so I'm not entirely crazy
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>>61923515
Futures are a contract yes. But they can be traded outside regular trading hours so they can be used to gauge the market outside those hours. So when some smigger posts >futures with a gif it usually means the market is anticipated to be crashing, crabbing, or mooning on opening depending on the gif.
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>>61923515
thats right anon, thats right. you buy the future.
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>>61923520
can you buy call options on futures?
like you are bullish on already bullish futures?
I guess I would call it a "giga call"
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it's also trending on stocktwits btw
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>zoomers don't know the George Bush yeehaw red neck arc
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I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe.
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>>61923493
Time will tell
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>BoE’s Taylor: Energy Shocks Have Outsized Role In Inflation
>- Energy Shocks Faster Than Central Banks Can Respond
>- I Am Confident That The Disinflation Process Is Intact
>Yeah bro, I'm sure prices will just go up but a bit less than previously despite energy clearly going up again, I just feel it LMAO
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>>61923559
What ticker? Been holding uco and gush
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>>61923554
>ended US deployment in Afghanistan
>didn't start any new wars
>repaired the damage Trump did in his first term to our relationships with allies
>economy plodding along just fine
Just admit you were duped by the conservative media.
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>>61923196
For me it'll always be THE british MILF.
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>>61923549
Advice as a new investor: do nothing when the market opens, wait an hour minimum, when emotions start to settle. A lot of crap emotional investments are made when the market opens (or just before closing).
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>didn't start any new wars
I mean he didn't do shit to prevent the shit show in the borderland (the Ukraine for retards like yourself), and remember the first American hostage that the Gazans gave back? Remember the part where her great aunt purchased one of those Hunter Biden paintings? Just fuck back off to your fucking where ever the fuck you fucks come from faggot
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>>61923591
Its terrible, really terrible.
A Japanese can walk outside, and all he sees are...JAPANESE PEOPLE?!
No Mexican resteraunts!
No Seasn'ns!?
No crime to spice things up!?
Kids walking to school alone!?!
It must be terrible to be a struggling Japanese!
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Japan has printed money to buy their own bonds since their market crash over 30 years ago, this has led to Japan having the highest debt-to-GDP in the world and is finally catching up to Japan(Also helped by their dwindling supply of USD they amassed during the 80s) and their currency has been devalued into that of a second tier nation, the Yen has become so worthless it has turned Japan into the #1 sexpat destination where men are flocking looking for cheap sex with Japanese women, prostitution has exploded in Japan and Japanese women now regularly go abroad to become prostitutes
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>>61923615
Today's gonna be a crazy dag
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This >>61923638
Japan never let the currency and economy fully collapse so they could naturally recover, they've been in a state of self enforced economic stagnation for over 30 years as a result, the Bank of Japan invented quantitative easing
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>quantitative easing
so the central bank is making short term good decisions while terrible long term ones
what is the point? to secure that the current leading party/government looks like they are doing good?
I thought we G7 countries mostly had unbiased central banks
can someone explain further?
so is BOJ doing this thinking it is actually good or are they a puppet to the government?
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>I don't want a regime change. I want the regime to change.
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You treat my daughter right, you hear?
Back by 4.
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Is it too late for tankers?
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Because politicians need to be re-elected that's the same reason the West goes into debt to promise shit to people the government can't afford which leads to future taxes increases or higher spending due to the interest repayments, it's entirely short term focused, people/media/commentators constantly point this out and call it "kicking the can down the road"
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>>61923646
>"thank you for dying for israel"
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>Is it too late for tankers?
Depends on how long strait of Hormuz will remain closed. It is already partly priced in, but if this lasts for a while the freight rates WILL go up so I firmly believe there is still upside left
Basically as long as tankers have to go around the horn of Africa the rates will grow, I'm convinced we'll beat the 2022 tanker high this summer - if this Iran shitshow lasts
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>>61923711
I guess we have a very different view on what is doing fine
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I don't see anyone engaging in business or discussing anything but oil and war
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> bobos & TDS e*ros RN
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>When pressed on his plans for a transition of power, Mr. Trump said he hoped Iran’s military forces would simply turn over their weapons to the people
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Plan?
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>>61923646
They need to stop letting that annoying fag on the mic…
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They're fucked if the strait is closed. EU is the biggest loser followed by China from this, but at least things will be better when the strait is open, even better if they can buy Iranian oil again.
Damn, I wonder what the electricity prices will be this month for europoors.
Can't wait to hear Greta Thunberg yell at the EU leaders for not letting citizens freeze to death to reduce carbon.
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Representative democracies are inherently focused on the short term(election cycles) and because a new government can be elected with different goals and ambitions it makes long term planning much harder, whereas an autocratic nation like China is able to have a planned economy the downside with that is you're entirely reliant on the competency of the person in charge, it's basically a default that an elected government won't enact their most popular piece of policy during their first term because they want to campaign on it again so they get re-elected
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>And if its a big TACO then you will get rugged
They killed Khamenei and half the Iranian leadership, he literally can't TACO out of this one now, this is now in the REAL SHIT phase
And seeing how he won't ever put boots on the ground there they will keep the strait blocked just to make him eat shit for as long as they can and that might be a while
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>>61923773
ours doesn't make 5 year plans they still evolve in real time and react that's why they're so successful. Evolve or die
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>plan
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I refuse to believe Trump doesn't have a plan here, they're always very shrewd with their foreign policy operations - I'm guessing they've done a deal and the IRGC is to be disarmed within the week and then Reza Pahlavi to head a transitional government.
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softly blend my anus