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>futures

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Supposedly a bunch of generals are threatening to resign lmaaaooooo

>>61923790
is SMG among them?

>>61923790
Good. we don't need purple hair generals.

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Not as bad as I thought, honestly. Guess we'll see if Iran really zergling rush spams right at market open like some smiggers think will happen.

>>61923790
American or Israeli?

>33 pbtid

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How do I invest on the winning team?

I LOVE WAR

>>61923800
Marry and convert

Gold strong
Silver weak

>>61923773
The unelected bureaucratic class don't make all the policy decisions, especially if it comes from the opposition who aren't in power and are calling for the end of an existing government project or the creation of a new one

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>>61923798
American. Also the pentagon is frantically trying to get Congress to reign in Trumps control over the military lol.

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>they'll never close the strait of Hormuz
>they'll never attack energy facilities
I'm glad the "nothing ever happens" faggots are finally getting heemed.

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>>61923806
That's good actually, now silver and minors can go up during trading

This is wonderful, we started our own Ukraine war, a long drawn out geopolitically useless war to waste all our resources on and ensure China has an easy time gaining advantage long term. Gee whiz thanks Mr Trump

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>HEGSETH HIGHLIGHTS

>4 week timeline abandoned
>No longer a war about regime change
>War is now about "when DJT decides"
>No longer ruling out boots on the ground

They'll never close the straight of Hormuz for more than one day.
It's a one day operation.

SOXLbros I don't feel so good

>>61923818
Doesn't make sense because Ukraine already exists. You can just airstrike Russia if you want or die in the trenches in Ukraine. I can't believe america goes for Iran in the middle east instead of attacking russia.

How much do we expect the stock market to lose today? I say at least $200M

I’m hearing the voices again

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>>61923819
Oh my god lmao I'm dying.

>>61923819
The timeline was to kill ayatollah on Saturday and then netanyahu and trump could have lunch together Monday morning. It was a 1 day special military operation.
Now I don't know they are staying in the middle east. Why doesn't netanyahu join trump for lunch and say mission accomplished.

>>61923828
>I'm dying.
For Israel

>>61923824
I don't know, it seems Russia became a Chinese vassal after making that silly decision, same as we will soon become having made this silly decision. Who knew electing the wrong idiot had this much impact

This is going to turn into a world war lads.

Who knew a bunch of YouTube celebrities running the country was a dumb idea

>>61923835
Its over due

>>61923832
You're a big country.

>>61923835
This time for REAL!!

>>61923837

Hope you all have some physical gold. Just for life or death insurance. 10 ounces should do in a catastrophic scenario.

>>61923840
UUUU

>>61923836
??? who's that? Lucky Lutnick?

>>61923835
Russia and China won't do shit to help Iran
Everyone else doesn't matter

On the one hand it does look like the market doesn't appreciate that ideology is deeply real and is about to run into a brick wall. On the other hand bears always lose and it's funny every time. So we're at an impasse.

HGRAF
is it too late?

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>>61923835
Why? Just because we're at, down to the very day, a post-WWII generational economic reality inflection point?

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>>61923844
LMAO

>>61923819
Based, as expected from a Fox News host

>>61923846

Trump Hegseth intellectual school of geopolitics over here. How that going.

It’s funny how the entire twatter “trader” community reads into one overnight session and 2 day bitcoin PA. Everyone is a short term tape slave

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>>61923844
UUUU futes?

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>Mfw the big oil corpos

As the war escalates these are going to keep on running.

Imagine the pump if american tanks roll into Iran with 10 million american conscripts with m4s in their hands.

>>61923842
How about 10 shares of GLD

>>61923850

Just get 10% to cover you. Things are getting very dangerous. >>61923862

>>61923818
This war is about china retard

Threadly reminder to never listen to smg

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>>61923860
Thank you for your service.

>>61923862

GLD and SLV are mostly rehypothicated paper gold and silver now. In a crunch they can fall to zero. They are like fractional reserve metal banks. It’s all leased out.

Just get 10% into physical and hide it. If you can’t see which way the wind is blowing. You have to be blind to risk at this point.

>>61923860
M7s

>>61923860
>M4s
think of the shareholders, we need those new rifles. cost more to replace when dropped on the battlefield.

hey grok
tell me top 3 stocks to buy today
make no mistake best answer deep think

>>61923866
Youre a dumb faggot.

China needs oil for 20% of its needs which it can buy from Russia if it ever needs to.

As usual the loser is europe, who's energy prices have gone up 50% today since Qatar has shut LNG production

Shut your stupid faggot mouth and never post on this website again.

>>61923800
TJD

>>61923876
TORM
FRO
DAVE

You better keep an eye on things if you are considering some gold insurance. It’s now getting hard to source physical gold. Forget the COMEX prices. See where you can get it locally. Some places in Uk are saying they don’t have any.

>>61923876
Top 3 Stocks to Buy Today
1) NVIDIA Corporation (NVDA) – AI and growth leader

Rationale:

Widely regarded as the dominant supplier of AI datacenter GPUs and infrastructure tech.

Despite recent volatility, many analysts maintain strong buy ratings with significant upside price targets.

Nvidia’s technology underpins next-generation AI workloads across cloud, enterprise, and emerging robotics/automation markets.

Why today? Market volatility has pulled the stock lower, creating a potential entry point if the long-term AI adoption trend persists.

Not part of the live finance widget, but widely recommended by analysts.

2) Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) – Stable growth + AI platform play

Rationale:

Strong recurring revenue from cloud (Azure) and enterprise software.

Microsoft is aggressively integrating AI across its products and services, with robust demand for Copilot & cloud compute.

Solid fundamentals in a turbulent market give it defensive strength with upside on AI adoption.

Quote: Software/AI adoption and enterprise cloud demand support long-term earnings growth.

Valuation metrics:

Market cap ≈ $3.59T

P/E ≈ 30.1(as of last trading data)

3) Apple Inc. (AAPL) – Resilience + ecosystem monetization

Rationale:

Exceptional profitability and cash generation, with recurring services revenue complementing hardware sales.

Apple continues to expand its AI and services ecosystem (e.g., on-device intelligence, services subscription growth).

Often used by institutional investors as a core portfolio anchor with both growth and defensive qualities.

Valuation metrics:

Market cap ≈ $4.05T

P/E ≈ 34.4(as of last trading data)

>>61923884
lame

Akcyulllyu Trump is super brilliant playing 69D chess it's about China YOU DONT UNDERSTAND PLEASE PLEASE HES SO SMART ITS ABOUT CHINA PLEASE PLEASE YOU HAVE TO LIKE HIM PLEASE ITS CHINA PLEASE CHINAAAA

>>61923884
anyone dumb enough to trust that deserves the financial ruin awaiting for them tbdesu

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Oh boy, my tax software has AI assistance included this year

>>61923880
I accept your concession

BURU just did a 1 for 5 reverse split lmao

>>61923889
Better advice that the shit you find here

>>61923889

Yep. Risk on as the world economy gets stinging pains in its chest.

>everything in my portfolio is blood red
>except LMT, which is up 5%
the military industrial complex is my best friend

Well well well

>>61923888
Kek based trips. The propaganda from drumpf fans appears to be at an all time high trying to salvage this fucking dumpster fire

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>>61923896
>Military industrial complex is up in a time of complex military industry

>3 F-15 fighter jets down in friendly fire
Nigga come on

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>>61923884
My super advanced news crawler Evangellion AI global headline analyzer (beetlejuice) that I build with Claude says you should buy HSY

>#TickerDirectionCatalystConvictionRisk/Reward1HSYBUY CALLS (1mo, slightly OTM)Structural cocoa surplus — 200K tons unsold in Ivory Coast, Brazil suspends imports, prices plummeting. HSY is the most levered US large-cap to cocoa cost reversal.Excellent

can i please just get a fucking normal market

to grok how do I short Israel

why does america act like they hate china?
they literally buy cheap shit from them, reslap their logo or minor modifications and sell it with insane markups for insane margins

the american economy is based off the chinese economy
without china america does NOT exist

it is a classic case of batman v joker

>>61923906
We've done more damage to ourselves than the fucking Persian Rebellious Guard has done to us boss.

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Slurp the EWY dip? Slurp anything today? Wait for things to dump more?

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I sold over half of my SOXL/TQQQ a week ago. I think I did something good.
What's reentry?
If I'm the luckiest person in the world I can get back into TQQQ at 30 and SOXL at 20 something. Can this really hit the market as hard as the tariff debacle?

>>61923910
youve had a normal market for 4 months

Hoping to scoop up nvidia below 170 today hoping for a sale in general already been down multiple days so if everything crabbed or went slightly up I wouldn’t be surprised but I think we say at least today and maybe the start of tomorrow red before stuff creeps upwards again

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just three more years and the based Newsom market begins

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Just two more weeks guys. WW3 is only two week away...

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I thought oil would be higher

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>Oil pipeline from Leviathan Oil field directly north through Israel to Europe about to become reality.
>Would circumvent the Straight of Hormuz and replace Russia as major supplier of gas and Oil to Europe.
>Egypt, Turkey, Greece, Saudi Arabia all on board.
>Iran orders Hamas to attack days before deal is complete. They are banking on Israel chimping out and dividing the Arab world.
>Israel chimps out and divides the Arab world. The pipeline is put on indefinite hold. Iran maintains a vice grip on the most important oil shipping lane in the world. Russia gets to sell oil and gas for another few years.
>Senile old fuck in the WH is compromised by Mossad and the SVR because he liked fucking 13 year old Melania look-alikes in the 90s and 00s.
>Starts letting advisors with a 4th grade understanding of geopolitics start enacting their personal pseudo-isolationist fan-fiction on the western hemisphere.
>I'm gonna topple the Venezuelan govt and install a cabal of oil execs.
>I'm gonna reneg on the Panama Canal Treaty.
>I'm gonna Louisiana Purchase Greenland and fortify the shit out of like Gotland so I can take over arctic shipping lanes.
>I'm gonna embargo Cuba into starvation and collapse
>I'm gonna bribe Argentina into a vassal state to halt the Belt and Road invasion.
>Now I'm gonna set the Eastern hemisphere on fire and reap the dividends of a stable occupation of oil and trade routes. But I'm gonna wait for a Friday night so it doesn't affect the markets.
>None of it works out that way. The dance of death has started.
Fooled by the Jews again.

>>61923926
lmao

>>61923917
EWY is a good buy
but honestly it being 50% cyclical shit is scary for long term value

>>61923915
They have aspirations to dethrone the US polar world order. Shrimple as.

just a protip from an experienced trader:
its gonna be massive green at open as everyone rushes to close put positions
cant tell you what happens after that
good luck

kek my silvershorts of friday close gonna print

>>61923937
protip from the guy who taught this guy everything he knows:
we're dumping at open

>>61923926
the promised golden bvllrvn

>>61923926
he'll make a great vice president to aaron rodgers (MVPA)

>>61923927
it's four weeks ackshually

>>61923876
DAVE - will blowout earnings after close
GRRR - will raise guidance after close
HY9H - it’s cheap as fuck

If you’d like, I can create jpg of big wobbly wobbly anime tiddies.

>>61923941
wrong. were dumping before open
you are not my sensei

>>61923949
Our Leader has set the markets to HODL mode boss.

>>61923949

>DO NOT SELL

This guy

>>61923949
>prices will go lower
>do not sell
he's truly retarded isn't he?

>>61923949
>Refinance where, Donald?

>>61923949
fake/gay

>>61923949
Every time him and his children have told me to buy assets I lose money. Short the market.

>>61923949
if i get margin called it's literally treason

>>61923949
Sell!

This administration is in pure panic mode.

>>61923908
There seems to be a nigger on your UI

So now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that Trump was a top 3 president of all time, yea? Panicans need not reply

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>>61923949

>YINN going to be down 19% in a week
im fucked. so much for international hedging

>>61923956
Sorry you need an IQ above room temperature to understand that he's talking about two different things boss.

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>>61923949

>>61923949
DO NOT

>>61923949
DO NOT SELL WHAT

why did redditors convinced themselves that their party isn't loyal and obedient to the kikes?

>>61923968
i bought FXI leaps
it's gonna rebound eventually, how low can it go?

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>>61923949

>>61923949
SELL TO WHO DONALD?

cope miga

silverfish... what is happening

>>61923949
Way too coherent to be him

>>61923959
>he didn't buy when everyone was being a panican

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>61923984
Jewish games as always

>>61923968
>he fell for the sell usa meme

>>61923932
That worries me as well. Still might be a good hold for the rest of the year? I dunno. Thinking about rooooooootating my SCHG into it.

>>61923927
Yeah nah. Current regime Iran will piss and moan put up a half assed resistance be toppled a Rothschild bank will quietly move in Israel scratches another off the list china will continue to do nothing and Russia will keep being a shithole

>>61923949
ITS JOEVER!!!

>>61923949
lol, lmao

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going to buy one share each of lockheed and raytheon. the THAAD and Patriot systems protected my family overseas!

WHAT DO WE BUY AT OPEN!?!?!?!

KEK SILVA

silver and gold are rugging like crypto shitcoins

>>61923991
all my USA stuff like WANT/FAS/TECL are dead in the water too. my real estate is finally pumping for some reason.

>>61923949
Wtf Blumpf disabled my sell button

>>61923999
Put options on oil boss.

>slv down 5% premarket
>gld up 1%
What

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> futures

>>61923999
Mcdonalds. I hear the lower class enjoys it

>>61923998
>IM BUYING THE NEWS!
i have an investment opportunity for you related to the traversal between to points on land over a waterway... any interest?

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oil is gonna tank

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61924013
grok is this real?

>>61924017
Buy tankers then

>>61924010
Only if its in NYC, I got fucked trying to invest in that shit in California boss.

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Here we go

>>61924006
Which one, though. USO?

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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ah fuck here we go

>>61924007
Jews desperately trying to curb the inevitable

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>>61924023
And. Here. We. Go!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPINNNNNNGGGG

>>61924026
Based

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>>61924026
Based

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PLTR

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>>61924026
HELP

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ANONS
LOOK AT THE ENERGY COMPUTER
HOLY SHIT

IT'S NOW BEATING TECHNOLOGY ON THE FIVE YEAR

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>tfw you wanted to buy the AAOI dip but it's retardedly green

MUH GAINS

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Put me in the sticky!

GOOOD MOORNING BOBONAM

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HOW THE FUCK DID THEY BUY NVDA THAT FAST? Should've bought pre-market.

>>61923937
>>61923941
told you

Red

well, it's not so bad, so far

Nothing is happening with my portfolio

My Hgrafs are Pumping!!!

Priced in losers

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>>61923778
HOLY FUCK NIGVIDEO IS GREEN

I was told there would be a dump?

>>61924046
Look at the 3mo chart, it happens every time. We will be back at 190 by friday.

Can’t wait to see the panic queues for gold and silver at shops soon. Here we goooo!

>>61924046
Turned on the buying machines. May be headfake maybe window closed on cheapies

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Against all odds, I am green

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Israel WILL launch a false flag attack on the US so that we commit to a ground invasion.

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>didnt beat the 52 week high despite oil pumping
>already starting going down too
NGMI

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EVERYTHING IS GOING GREEN

BLOOD FUCKING GREEEN

AAAAHHHH I'M LOSING MY MIND

Another McFuckingnothingburger

>>61924055
This actually looks like heaven

if you know your history you know markets rise when america starts middle eastern wars
easiest weekend trade of all time

>>61924063
God I wish that was me

Ohnonono it’s almost as though retail is always wrong and bears perma losers

Damn, EWY going straight up

>>61924066
Except silver, the only thing Jews are dead set on suppressing. Nobody cares if gold goes up, but silver?! That's the tell

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Poor liquor. They will never recover

>>61924058
I know. That's why I was pleased as punch to see the war announcement. Thought I could grab it very cheap, but I fucked it up by waiting for two seconds.

>>61924069
A couple hundred third worlders are being air dropped there as we speak

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Man I love war in the ME

>NVDA
Honestly thought it would keep going down
>AMD destroying money as usual
These fucking guys...

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>>61924047
>massively green
As I've told you in many a training session in the market dojo (where I taught you all that you know), you have much to learn young grasshoper.

THE MARKET WAS SUPPOSED TO CRASH
TRUMP OWES ME MY CHEAPIES

>>61924081
>both dakotas in america used to be 99% white christian snowy states
>now 20% Somalian refugees because women kept importing them
kill me

What is this, oil gains for ants?!

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>>61924026
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Buying the dead cat bounce

Its me, I'm FOMO what should is sloorp?

>>61924091
cute

>>61924086
pretty sure the market going straight up by 1% constitutes massive green retard, dont be sad you didnt buy calls, just remember it for next war

>>61923778
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DIP? I WAS PROMISED AN IRAN DIP!

>>61924089
But you got cheap day care now

HGRAF fully recovered from Friday's dipperino.

>>61924099
this was it
market has bottomed until summer, you need to be getting long NOW

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There’s talk the Kuweiti story about the 3 F-15s is bullshit and cover for something the Chinese are doing to help down aircraft.

Keep an eye for any other air lossses.

John Silver is diluting shares again...

>>61924089
babe, you've never gone to the dakotas, nor would you ever want to, believe me. and even if you did, the only thing that would make it unpleasant would be your hateful attitude. there's lots of beauty to enjoy in the world, it's a pity you hate so much of it.

>>61924064
with the little dweeb in charge of terrorism prevention, that'd be easy.

>>61924107

Go buy it for that price. You can’t. It’s just the paper market in early death convulsions

>>61924037
My calls are almost break even, after that two weeks of absolute anal rimming I got.

>>61924105
fake and gay, chinks cant do shit but passive aggressive shit

>>61924101
I heard the ceo fled with money, hope they sort it out quickly

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Ooooooommmm

Is NVDA going to keep crashing?

Also fuck Pissrael, (((EU))) and the (((US)))
Hope Iran nukes Shitsrael, The Hague and The White House

>>61924075
Gold is the actual safe haven asset, silver is speculative

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>>61924095
>+0.2% SPY
Tut tut

Your inability to confront reality and admit your failings was always one of your main weaknesses as one of my students.

>>61924099
Iran showed that it's a paper tiger. Response from neighbors has been limited. China and Russia won't aid Iran in a significant way.
Situation is more stable than priced in previously.
Oil price is worrying for mid-to-long term, but markets are pricing in a dovish fed post-Powell and weakening global crude demand.

>>61924117
Jealous?

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Oil companies will keep going up. I'm not selling.

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>ONDS

>>61924127
Weird im short china, funny how that works

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>>61924124
>paper tiger.
Buzzwordnigger, buzzword somewhere else.

>>61924120
>Is NVDA going to keep crashing?
dunno what you consider a crash but its gone absolutely nowhere since last summer retard

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>>61924105
is this our 3-day SMO turned regime-killing boondoggle? is this our gift to america's geopolitical foes to drain our combat readiness with a cost effective proxy war? WHO could have seen this coming?

>>61923785
Did he blow up?

The goog slurp day has finally arrived

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>>61924105
Ah yes, the chink AA and radars didn't do anything for the first 36+ hours of the war and didn't prevent the obliteration of the leadership of the regime but now, now they're working, the fucking cope is unreal

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The market is healing

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>>61924137
yes he is in cat heaven now with all his loved ones and he is finally as happy as he deserved to be in life

>>61924116
Those F-15s are worth 50 billion dollars each.

>doing CICD work for a large but nonsexy tech corporation
>Only a few years at best, maybe less before Anthropic or an indian person or whatever figures out Jenkins pipelines
>No other skills
>29 years old
I need to /makeit/ right fucking now. When I graduated college companies were lining up to suck on your peepee if you had a CS degree. I got my first job without a technical interview. Now it's fucking brutal - all the new hires at my current job have graduate degrees, way smarter than me, and they're so grateful to have been hired at all. They're autistic mental chads who fuck around with decompilers on the weekend for fun. I just thought Python was cool and easy in high school.
>>61924069
Did this hike, around Mont Blanc in Europe with my family about eight years ago. It was nothing but villages like that in the foothills of this mountain. Couldn't believe how beautiful it was, had no idea places like that existed until I went there. Expensive as fuck though, they buckbreak tourist wallets hard.

rode some fast $80 SLV puts for 30% gain
gl niggers

>>61924146
you say like money matters to a country who prints as much as they want

good old defensive BRK is shitting its pants

>>61924110
>I got confused for babe girl
I'm all blushy now anon thank you
>>61924147
That makes sense. I really hope it gets preserved

Thought NVDA was recovering there for a sec
Now
>Stuck flat at 179

What a pos stock lmao

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silver minors.....

>>61924140
it's the same price as last week retard

EHAT IS UP WITH OIL!?!?!?
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE KINGS, YOU FUCKS!

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>>61923778
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>61924176
PUMP CANCELLED SILVERS AND OIL PRINCESSES

nothing happened

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>>61924179

>>61924146
There's no way we lost 3 F15s already?! That's worse than Russia's SMO.
>>61924172
Yes.

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>dino market mooning

How do I get in on the 'shit-6-year-olds-think-is-friggin-sick' market now that the entire world is full of retards.

>>61924176
Not my fault you can't fucking read. I tried to help you out boss. >>61924006

>>61924162
-_-' i love you babe. you make it hard but i really do. i want better for us.

>>61924162
babe schizo plays our smigger heartstrings like a fiddle

>>61924168
maybe stop trying to buy the most expensive company in the world like a retard

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>mini-war happens
>precious metal becomes less precious

>>61924192
sam altman wants to own all the dinosaur bones so he can use ai to clone them and bring back dinos

>>61924193
NO, YOU FAGGOT, I BOUGHT THESE ON FRIDAY, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GIGA JUMP BECAUSE STRAIT WAS CLOSED, ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKER

>>61924174
Yeah it just triple bottomed

Is Anthropic still shitlisted, do you think

>they bought the oil news
Fucking kek, there was a tard in here that also said he's buying 0DTEs and there's no way those can go down LMFAO

>>61924206
I bought my USO calls Friday, took my profits and moved onto NVDA calls. Like what's the fucking problem boss?

>>61924209
They will bend the knee im sure. Imagine doing the whole "gaurdrails" thing in the big 26, to the military no less

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god i fucking love volatile days

>>61924201
That's a good thing, 7 day wars always cause fake pumps. Metals ginning now for real gains.

>>61924232
what was volatile? were literally where we were at the end of friday postmarket

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You keep getting suckered by that COMEX paper price.

its honestly not THAT bad

>>61924192
try digging a hole in the backyard
you can fill it up with the hose and have a mudbath
gotta think like a six year old
it would be friggin sick tho

>>61924195
babe makes it hard for me too
raging hard

whatever
should I fomo into EWY?

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HYMC chads...

>>61924241
spy -1% premarket is a godsent for 0dte plays

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>US ISM Manufacturing Feb: 52.4 (est 51.5; prev 52.6)
- Price Paid: 70.5 (est 60.0; prev 59.0)
- Employment: 55.8 (est 53.3; prev 48.1)
- New Orders: 48.8 (est 48.3; prev 47.1)

>- Price Paid: 70.5 (est 60.0; prev 59.0)

>>61924244
most of it was priced in anyway
Trumpy pretty much spelled it out that he was gonna attack on Saturday and after tarriff loss there was 0% chance that he would TACO. His ego wouldn't allow it.

i will caution you retards, dont try to short into this, just buy calls with some duration

I have an order to sell my calls for .25 and the bid is .26 and its not clearing....

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>An interesting angle here from China. Foreign Minister Wang Yi called on Tehran to consider the interests of its neighbors in its retaliation. That suggests what Beijing is really looking for is a cessation of hostilities -- or at least a halt in the progression toward a full-scale regional war. What it doesn’t suggest is an all-out effort to support Iran, with which it signed a 25-year comprehensive strategic partnership in 2021.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BENJAMIN NETANYAHU HELP MEEEEE AAAAAAAAAA

>>61924256
trading 0dte with a 23 vix (at the time) is retarded, you hardly make anything if youre right, you need way too big of a move

>>61924260
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2OPfazEaRiA

>>61924267
Any country that thinks a "support" piece of paper will lead to actual help deserves a fell for it medal

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What are yall buying today senpaitachi?

This is why we need to be able to fucking trade 24/7. AI trade bots WHEN

War is so fucking bullish boys

We should bomb a thirdworld shithole every weekend :D

Cuba, I'm coming for you!

Space sector holding strong
what puny humans do on earth doesn't affect us PL gods

>>61924287
-they- already use them

I am unheeming

>>61924082
At least Bloodfeast can die happy now.

>>61924284
4Loko and a long rope

>>61924260
enjoy your stagflation

Won't check my port but
>>61924278
:D

>>61924260
Ism over 50 is bullish af

BAGGOTS THIS IS YOUR VERY LAST CHANCE
TO GET

GRRR - BELOW $12
DAVE - BELOW $200
IREN - BELOW $40
NBIS - BELOW $90

DO NOT FUCKING BLOW IT

LOAD THE FUCKING BOAT

GRRR IS GOING APESHIT BANNANAS

>>61924055
those are some nice-looking rocky-mountain oysters right there.

>>61923945
>four week special operation
uh oh

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Stock market in a nutshell

>>61924195
has she scammed you yet because I can try doing that and get you to send me crypto

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>>61924303

>put a couple grand in voyager last week as a long play
>absolutely moons today
Ha! Based!

>>61924242
if China drains western reserves at a discount because of paper trading I think it will go down as one of the most based moves for a century. it will become the new glass bead for land analogy.

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nothing's moving still.

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>PBR already recovering
You haven't got shaken out of oil, have you?

>>61924289
I think we should do regime change more often. Whenever a country has a leader we don't like we just regime change the fuck out of them. Like those cucks Keir Starmer and Mark Carney should be put on notice boss.

>>61924318
What’s the deal with GRRR? I know nothing about it. Surveillance technology?

>>61924332
Geopolitical red rover

>>61924332
What does the crew even do at a time like this? Just sit around with a thumb up their ass?

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>our next Vietnam

>>61924325
no she hurts me in other ways.

>>61924346
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>>61924343
Play cards mostly. If it goes on long enough they will find the local rules master and start up a D&D game

>>61924330
yea the chinks will look like geniuses to themselves as we just ramp our silver production up and then start mining asteroids lmao imagine thinking the shiny metal is the land and not the glass beads

>>61924343
thumb up each other's ass
it is the navy

>>61924318
Why would I invest in neo-clouds who are just glorified GPU rentals that rely on investment from companies like Nigvidia(vendor financing) to stay afloat? They have to constantly buy new hardware every time it is released, their profit margins are shit, out of the entire AI market they are the weakest link