the market loves blockading china oil huh ?

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1st for tech

this bake is a top signal

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How did the market ignore everything?

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so whats the next big thing? taiwan/china?

The Jews have managed to keep the oil futures market below 110$ since March 10 just based on vibes and lying that everything will be over soon. They even resorted to a fake ceasefire and fake peace talks to pump the market with some unjustified optimism. And people keep believing this slop, from the same literal Jewish Israeli Unit 8200 Mossad Barak Ravid at Axios, MAGA rag New York Post, and Jew Walter Bloomberg planting fake stories about Iran secretly capitulating to Trump on the phone and giving up enrichment 10 minutes before the market opens every single time oil is about to hit 100 in the premarket. Idiot goycattle just keep falling for it again. Spot prices are through the roof. Even if the Strait opened now infrastructure still damaged and it would take months to repair and ramp up production. How much longer can these fucking Jews keep the price suppressed? OPEC just announced oil production fell 27% in March, this is a massive oil shock the likes of which we've never seen in our lifetimes.

>>62112716
kek baggie

I AM OFFICIALLY MOVING FROM MUU TO SNXX (and maybe, well, a little bit of LINT to cheer for USA)

>>62112716
i think they can keep it going until june, possibly july

>>62112713
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

>>62112714
The market is lurching around from fear to exuberance. Money has nothing to do with it. Geopolitics has nothing to do with it. Only what's going on in this frightened creature's head matters. It may do the opposite tomorrow. All we can do is hang on and see.

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>>62112716
>He thinks its the 70's
>He thinks oil is only in the Middle East
>He doesn't realise America wins either way

Remember when silver had a blow off top then insta crashed? Same thing is about to happen with spy

>>62112722
I could beg you to stop investing in leveraged instruments, and point out that they reset every day and your actual gains are more like 40% over the value of the actual stock in exchange for twice the downside, but I know it wouldn't do any good. All I can do is wish you well.

>>62112711
>>62112715
nuclear energy, biotech, aerospace, chemistry
>>62112714
the rich can pump themselves to keep everyone else either down or at percentages of their gains and they will do it again. financial markets extract long term volatility from the poor and give it to the rich

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>>62112716
just lying long enough until this shit is over.

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GAY
Tomorrow I will short the market with the power of 1000 suns.

>>62112731
I love you MUAnon and I wish you well too, but I have conviction in AI. I am willing to accept the risk

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>>62112707
+10.4%
I don't even know what I did so right

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OFFICIAL BASED TICKERS
>MU
>SNDK
>IQE
>AAIO
>GRRR
>BBW
>NOW
>IREN

OFFICIAL BAGGOT TICKERS
>WTI
>TSLA

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Is that you lil guys buying up here???

>>62112714
I explained it here >>62112702

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> futures

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did anyone look at sandisk today

WHY
DID
WE
PUMP
ANSWER
THE
QUESTION

>>62112728
s&p runs the world and silvers a useless shiny rock so not comparable

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Call your female broker and tell her to buy calls, the homozi is spread wide open baby!

>>62112746
Purely for technical reasons

>>62112727
No. The US can't just increase production like that and certainly not enough to make up for the loss of supply. They can only dump the strategic reserves. The only ones who can are the GCC countries and they are the ones who are affected by the current crisis.

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I'm down a lot.
Good thing its just money

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>>62112741
Strength above the 200 MA usually signals a bullish push

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>>62112754
one of the truest quotes along with goyim dealing in the real world kek. magical computer algorithms that will never ever ever be figured out by the cattle.

>>62112742
the whole thought is denial worst possible futures wouldn't have been priced in. in fact the space of possible outcomes became more predictable since the start of operations in iran in that shortages of oil fluxes would have incurred global problems the usa would not have had enforcement to have fixed. markets don't work for people, they price last settled trades. the rich in usd either bailed to china or are running on denial or harvesting pumps and what's left trading are those two last groups. a lot of wealthy interested literally cashed out on the usa years before that iran op and ended those cash outs once it started

>>62112707
When will sndk announce the split?

Should I sell before earnings? Nahh

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this is what bears celebrated all weekend

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wow sandisk can just skip the s&p 500 and join the 100? Is this why its pumping?

>>62112745
based

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clown market

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>>62112714
More important things are underway!

Preparation, for a great, once in a century celebration!

You should be excited Mr Mumu! Some day you will get to tell your grandkids you were there!

how are the news sissys holding up? did you get any news today?

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>>62112707
Ended up +1.85%, unexpected turn of events even when the day started way in the red

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>>62112767
Then wipe that frown off and start Haw-Hawing :)

Hehehe funny clowns :3

My europoor index shakes and quakes down 0,2% in light of remaining tensions in the Middle East. Meanwhile the chad DOW pumps 1% on the same news. I kneel for the insatiable bullish American bloodlust...

It seems the only rational way to play this market is to trade 0DTE calls

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based market

>shorters fucked AGAIN
LMAO

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>>62112736
Be patient bear anon.

It isn’t time yet!

>>62112762

Nigga shit like this happens all the time, you either stay solvent long enough to enjoy the convexity of mispriced tail risks, or you blow up getting there. Doesn’t matter what today or tomorrow bring, market WILL price in reality at some point

My theory is you need to see hotter PPI/CPI/prices paid reports in conjunction with slowing growth. If the market fears recession, but can’t cut because inflation, it’s worst case scenario

>>62112742
that's not an explanation of why the market is continually ignoring that we're approaching exactly the 'maximally bad outcome' you describe, which is what we've been doing.

>>62112784
Its because line go up is in the best interest of both Trump and Israel. If the market crashes during Israel's war, then antisemitism is getting a huge push. That's really all you need to know.

Is there an app or site that I can fuck around and see how something will decay over a days time?

I'm curious to know how much potential money I could have made in the last 45 mins of today

>>62112765
Nobody knows why it's pumping. Please remember that their last earnings report was double the most generous estimate of price per share. If their earnings on the 30th are a mere 50% over analysts' estimates, it will crater. Hang tight and keep those trailing stop loss orders in place.

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As a Bobro do I prefer to get fucked with syrup or jelly.

>>62112786
I agree with this, but that's only an explanation of one parties incentives, not the entire markets. The market at large is also refusing to price in the way things are heading and keeps falling for fake headline bait.

The market is never wrong, and correctly priced oil at below 100, which means trumps war is a nothing burger. Third world shortages doesn't mean shit to the market, only U.S shortages, which will NEVER happen. Imagine betting against the government under trump lol

>>62112781
>enjoy the convexity of mispriced tail risks
try using other llms next time. markets don't price anything but what was purchased at what price and there is no such thing as "reality" either. markets don't fear and don't hope, those are numbers and nothing else

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Iran's pop culture references are 10/10

>>62112765
>>62112788
it trades at 8-9x next years earnings and earnings keep going up. that is why the stock is going up.

>>62112797
NIGGER-RAPING TRUTHNUKE

>>62112797
>try using other llms next time.
That's exactly what's happening though, and I doubt and LLM would say it with as much snark. VIX is at 20 and we have the US Navy blockading international waterways on strait that has leverage over the whole world. Tail-risk seems mispriced right now.

>>62112795
markets don't fall for headline bait, you confused cause ith consequence. the rich move and the goyim get some news story whereas why the rich would have moved would have had nothing to have done with (((screens)))

Aww sweet, the general's shilling operation is handed from the trump trannies on /ptg/ to the /pig/shitters, different spam same bunch of russian kikes

>>62112797

Save your pseudo speak for the 5 figure big roller 4chan posters, I’m sure you’re a big hit

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lmao I was working, what the fuck happened again? Did Axios truthed something?

>>62112795
If you believe oil is suppressed then why not just take a long position on it? Who cares what /smg/ thinks?

>>62112784
>maximally bad outcome'
You don't understand what "maximal" means. You are describing something "still bad", but not as bad as it would have been if at Feb 28th we'd have had carpet bombing since the start.

Im a permabull but even i think the market has this all wrong unless its pricing in hyperinflation over the next 5 years

>>62112787
i assume chatgpt can do that but i could be wrong

>>62112802
>>62112805
party lines, buzzwords and a paycheck to dump on booze and hoes are not profitable

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>>62112791
>do I prefer to get fucked with syrup or jelly.
To us it's SEXY

>>62112807
Same shit as last week "Iran is begging for a deal". I'm out. It's 100% clownmarket now, may as well play roulette. Every day is the same 50:50 dice roll as to what comes out of the fat nigger's mouth.

>>62112807
New York Post and Axios posted repackaged slop from a couple days ago before the talks failed that Iran is considering abandoning uranium enrichment, making it seem like they accepted it. Trump said Iran is begging him on the phone for a deal and he will get the magic dust somehow. Just more of the same fake Jew news to manipulate the market and keep oil futures under 100.

>>62112819
Yeah, but when we PUMP it's like $5 then we drop 87% on Tuesday.

This?
This was fucking special, NORMAL market day circa 2019 before everything went to shit. What the fuck WAS today?

>>62112819
JUST BUY 0DTE CALLS. THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO WIN ON ANY GIVEN DAY BY A HUGE MARGIN. EVEN BIGGER MARGIN IF YOU WAIT FOR ANY KIND OF INTRADAY DIP

>>62112827
truth nuke fr fr

>>62112812
DING DING DING THE LAST PART OF WHAT YOU SAID IS 100% IT. THE POOR ARE GOING TO GET EXTREMELY POOR. AMERICA WILL BE THE NEW CHINA SET 20 YEARS IN THE PAST. HALF OF AMERICA WILL LIVE IN THE DIRT

>>62112827
I did today, fucked it up from fear.
Was 21 points above the money on SPX by days end.

SP500 up 10% in just 2 weeks

>>62112767
The StarFox Toad was kino as fuck

>>62112803
>markets don't fall for headline bait
They definitely have been lately. You could argue, of course, that it's signaling true intent but what we see happening is a causative relationship with a fake headline and markets pumping. What you're saying doesn't make sense, because the volume only lands after the headline.

>>62112810
I'm using 'maximal' in the same the poster I was replying to was, which is you apparently. And your timeframe doesn't make sense, we hit lows on March 30th and have only received worse news since, yet markets have rebounded.

You're trying to rationalize away the movement into a way that fits your narrative, and that's fine, but where it gets annoying is when you act like your narrative is objectively correct and any other assessment of fair value is wrong. I think the market is underpricing tail risk and I like to buy low and sell high.

>>62112831
Nothing ever happens

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> 9 days straight gains in a row so we GOTS to go down
here's where we stand vs. every other time that happened THO

>>62112832
GOOD NEWS. TOMORROW WILL BE MORE OF THE SAME AS SHORTS GET SQUEEZED HARDER. SPY IS GOING TO 700 THIS WEEK GUARANTEED

>>62112842
>there are people that will be priced out of SPY

>>62112837
there's no such thing as "signaling" or "causative" either. get you shilling checked

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KKR has a good day. BX and ARES also. asset managers may be back.

>>62112843
>new e mini baby super micro sp futures launched

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>>62112831
>HALF OF AMERICA WILL LIVE IN THE DIRT
meanwhile in bongland for years and years now...

>>62112843
CEO of SPY will have to do a stock split

>>62112845
>there's no such thing as "signaling" or "causative" either. get you shilling checked
ESL?

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Remember how happy bears were this weekend? How their eyes lit up when the negotiations failed
How they celebrated when the US blockaded the straight

oh how their silly little dreams have been ruined, it brings a smile to my face

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>>62112843
True, but thems the breaks mang.
I thought to buy a SPY for later, should have. Glad I'm green for once this year, up 17%.

Today was a wild ride.

>>62112851
We can't afford it it'd make a non-0 amount of people panic sell

>>62112849
I MEAN CHINA POVERTY LEVELS 20 YEARS AGO. EVEN BONGS HAVENT COME CLOSE TO EXPERIENCING THIS. ITS COMING FOR THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE BORN AMERICANS THOUGH

>>62112854

This general is gonna be a hoot when PPI annualized comes in at 12.6% and market dumps 2.89% lol

>>62112846
Man, fuck Sandisk.
Up $100 in a day, so expensive you can't get a reasonable IN at any point to reap rewards.

>>62112854
AFTER TODAY I DONT THINK YOULL BE SEEING ANYMORE BOBOS HERE. OR IF YOU DO ITLL BE BROKE NO POSITION BOBOS AND THEY DONT COUNT. THEY NKOW AS SOON AS THEY BUY A PUT ITS DEAD MONEY

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My lil MUU be doin a lil sum sum after hours

>>62112853
yeah, american esl. the type to profit too. eglinners get more washed by the day

>>62112743
these obscure webms attached to >futures are my favorite posts in these threads

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>>62112810
30% of the world fuel for vehicles gone is kind of bad for an industrial society anon, even if it has been a disaster for the human race.

>>62112863
>MUU FUCKING GODS

I can only anticipate that my current euphoria will end in disaster

>>62112854
there was a poster saying -30% was nothing compared to whats coming lol.

there was a guy shorting XLF for no reason at all.

>>62112851
Fuck stock splits, makes the stock so volatile for what purpose?

>>62112857
>ITS COMING FOR THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE BORN AMERICANS THOUGH
Big if true. But I should probably be cashing out and relocating to a safer country at that point no? The goys are already pretty uppity, surely they will finally violently revolt once they realize?

OHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN AFTERHOURS WHAT THE FUCK

>>62112859
>up 50% from the dip
AIEEEE I AM FOREVER PRICED OUT

CEO OF THE STRAIT JUST ANNOUNCED IT'D SPREAD IT'S LEGS OPEN FOR ALL

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>futures

>>62112876
NOOOOOOOOOOO WE SENT VANCE TO GIVE HER THE ICK WHAT WENT WRONG

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HOLY FUCK EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YER DOING AND LOOK AT SANDISK

>>62112877
kek. my dog would not have put up with that shit from the cat.

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Never bet against tech. Have you learned nothing?

>>62112798
if only smarminess won wars

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USA USA USA USA

>>62112874
SPY 700 TOMORROW

>>62112880
MY COCK MY FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOCK

>>62112885
>the right side of history
>-97% return

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>>62112882
what kind of tech?

>>62112877
Me IRL.

SOXL RISES ANOTHER 7% ON NEWS OF SOXL RISING 7% AFTER A SOMEWHAT LESS THAN STELLAR 20% JUMP UP THURSDAY

>>62112864
>eglinners
?

>>62112893
imagine SOXL calls

There was an anon worried about mu a few threads ago, told him that it would continue to climb before earning sin june 24th. If you arent buying more MU right now you are nuts.

>>62112752
RELEASE THE FRAKEN

>>62112895
niggers from eglin
glowies

>>62112837
>I'm using 'maximal' in the same the poster I was replying to was, which is you apparently.
Why even write that sentence if you already notice that -- no, you are not using it the same way. I'm the authority. I wrote the original post.
What's so hard to grok about the concept of:
Imagine a world where in 2026, we had 10 entire months of full on carpet bombing and war crimes (i.e. starting at 28th Feb).
Then, we have the possible future outcome where the full on carpet bombing only starts at May 1st.
8 entire months of worst case > 10 entire months of worst case
What's so hard to understand about that?

>>62112707
Did von Neumann really say that?

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I'm revising my previous DING DING post to +2.28%

>>62112899
Flipped the sign, meant <

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>Every single weekend post was bearish.
Kek, never change /biz/raelites , best reverse indicator in the entire web.

>>62112896
imagine selling naked soxl calls last week and getting assraped haha can you imagine haha my ytd just got prolapsed haha good times

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MSFT was actually green. that usually takes a miracle.

Oil baggies are bag holding... *checks data* for the next 5 to 7 years. LOL

Fucking bullshit. Every time I enter and then sale, Sandisk or SNDK gets a new rally.

Hopefully my ASTX and HYMC cc's get called and that's the majority of my sell in may and go gay for pay (all in GRNDR)
getting ready to say goodbye to you niggers til september

>>62112898
They can't "just" frack twice as much or something overnight. I'm telling you. If the rest of the world could just make up production that easily, they would have. Permian Basin already peaked. You need to read more about how this shit actually works. It's never so simple.

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>>62112906
just take assignment ano...
>naked
oh fuggg

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>>62112736
You better check your account balances because you might not be shorting anything for a while

>>62112819
>hormuz DOUBLE closed
>US restocking the ammo and fuel for another assault
>the jews broke the fake ceasefire
>not much has changed for the better and the market is pricing shit as if victory was promised 3000 years ago and the supply disruption has a positive effect
>even the shittiest companies like intel are getting a moon tour
>tech earnings season soon
>*checks previous tech earnings season* blood red
>*checks fed rate cut probabilities*
>odds for rate cuts are not gone, there is some 1.6% for a rate cut by june. at least 25% chance for at least 1 small rate cut by EOY but what the market prices in at the highest probability is no rate changes this year
>markets move literally by the force of a trump tweet and sometimes some bullshit fake news propaganda pumps the market as well
thank you for your attention in this matter

>>62112899
>>62112904
This is what you said:
>At the start of the war, it looked like it might be the case like that there might be a many-month war where more than half of the oil infrastructure in the Gulf gets destroyed, desalination plants blown up, and so on. But now it does NOT look like that MAXIMALLY BAD outcome can happen anymore.
I can only go off of what you communicate, in this case the implied maximally bad scenario is
>a many-month war where more than half of the oil infrastructure in the Gulf gets destroyed, desalination plants blown up, and so on.
And that's still on the table today, I'd even say the odds are now greater that this will happen than they were in February. The market was reflecting the escalation as it bottomed around $630 end of March, but since then has rebounded despite the situation only getting worse.

>Imagine a world where in 2026, we had 10 entire months of full on carpet bombing and war crimes (i.e. starting at 28th Feb).
>Then, we have the possible future outcome where the full on carpet bombing only starts at May 1st.
>8 entire months of worst case < 10 entire months of worst case [corrected]
Yes, and everything so far indicates this future is still on the table and every week that passes by without immediate and effective resolution makes the oil situation worse.

I understand the point you're making, it's obvious and is distilled into the phrase 'the market hates uncertainty', but so far we've only been approaching the more damaging end of the spectrum of outcomes possible, which is why so many are in disbelief of this rally.

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i bought some shares of Indias 2nd largest bank on this dip. its a small position. ill hold it for a few years and see how it goes.

I'd also add that the 'maximally bad situation' has now grown to include conflict with China or other major powers. So if anything we've moved closer to the bad outcome side, and actually expanded it a little bit with this US Navy blockade.

At the end of the day the strait is STILL closed and there is no deal or resolution in sight, both sides are refueling. Seems like this is month one of the many month war you mentioned, and the bears are mad because this is being ignored.

>>62112914
it's not the rest of the world it's just the US and yea it takes like 2 weeks to ramp up fracking.
Two weeks are up bobo, check the ship traffic to the gulf. YOU GET NOTHING YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR

why was the thread deleted

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I'm losing so much money right now it's unreal

So is the play to swing USO as it climbs until nuclear war?

>>62112920
>so far we've only been approaching the more damaging end of the spectrum of outcomes possible,
100% your opinion. one that is clearly not shared by the majority of investors.

>which is why so many are in disbelief of this rally.
this is a minority of investors.

>>62112929
Nuclear war just means we pump 5%

>>62112875
Fucker this shit was like $250 in January!!

>>62112925
From The Economist:
>With American production near record highs (see chart 4), they will not invest in new wells until they are confident high prices are here to stay. Even then they could add only up to 300,000 b/d over 6-12 months, estimates Jorge León of Rystad Energy, a consultancy.
https://archive.ph/2oicX

>>62112930
Of course it's my opinion, the market is made of disagreements between participants. The other guys take was his own opinion, too. And I'm aware it's not shared by the majority, that's why tail risk is, imo, underpriced right now.

>this is a minority of investors.
By volume, maybe, but maybe not by headcount. We'll have to see how it plays out in the end to know what really happened. Volume's been light and I'm not alone in feeling there's a larger than usual dislocation between reality and the markets currently.

how do I make money as a gangstalked trans in their 30s? Should I just read as much as possible and hope for the best?

>>62112932
AIEEEEEE DON'T REMIND ME

>>62112935
you should wax that bussy and rent it
there's a guy in the bant smg that will let you live in a cage under his bed

>>62112935
I already gave you solid advice in the last thread

>>62112873
CITIZENS HAVE NO POWER. THE MILITARY HAS DRONES TO SUBDUE ANY UNREST. THERES NOTHING THE CATTLE CAN DO BUT SUBMIT OR GET SUBMITTED

>oil already down below 95

LMFAO

Is the Strait open - No
Is oil being shipped- No
Are gas prices decreasing - No
Then why are bulltard larpers celebrating
Because this is what paid shilling looks like

>>62112951
IS THE MARKET UP AND ONLY GOING MORE UP? YES.
IS BOBO COMPLETELY BTFO AND ROPING? YES.

>>62112924
>o add that the 'maximally bad situation' has now grown to include conflict with China or other major powers.
Nah, if anything china will pressure Iran to negotiate, they're not stupid.
This is massive fuck up, but both sides want to negotiate, it's just that Trump and America cannot be seen as weak so they'll over act and bark and yell and gesture... And they will sit again because going into the next elections with the gallon at $6 is a suicide. Dems would win both chambers.

after taking a fat loss on some naked SOXL calls last week I am sad to report that my portfolio is now only up 40.85% ytd. I will be taking action against the jews for this travesty (gonna go buy a bacon burger)

>>62112951
BTW OIL IS LITERALLY GOING EVERYWHERE. THEY ARE BUYING IN AMERICA. THE STRAIT DOESNT MATTER AND GAS PRICES CAN GO MUCH HIGHER BEFORE IT MATTERS FOR EVEN THE POOR.
MARKETS GO UP, UP, AND AWAY RETARD

>>62112951
Lol
Lmao

Oil baggie

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Why is INTC about to blast past their previous ATH of $74 per share in June 2000?

I don get it.

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>>62112950
Meanwhile...

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>>62112949
this is true. they control the money and media/communication channels too. uppity goyim have a flying lawn mower with their name on it if they try anything weird or cringe.

>>62112950
WTI closed at 98. Shit is about to hit the fan if you shills are chimping out this hard.

>>62112923
SAAAAAAAAAR

cant believe theyre still talking stage
these doods dont know how to close on hormussy

>>62112962
better let global oil traders know

>we are seriously letting boomers exit at these prices
for fucks sake bring on the great shartening. the market needs massive deflation so boomers cry. we need more crying old faggots who didn't love their family crying in the street and on tv.
more crying boomers I demand it.

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>>62112951
>if you make money when oil is down you are a shill

Get a load of this fucktard.

>>62112955
>Nah, if anything china will pressure Iran to negotiate, they're not stupid.
While I agree, the point in this context was that the market aims to price in all possible outcomes weighted by the estimated probability of each. There's a non-zero possibility of some uncomfortable escalation with China now, which the market is seemingly not pricing in along with all the other escalations. China was shipping missiles to Iran for example, AFAIK, and might have to force a response to the strait blockade. Even if unlikely, these things are now on the table whereas they weren't before, but the market is still up. Using the arguments he provided, you would expect the argument to go DOWN in this case.

Just saying this to discredit some of what the other anon was getting at, since he seems to think it's been all sunshine and roses since February.

holy shit the seethe lol
imagine being this bulltard larpers and working for their masters back in moscow who desperately want oil prices to skyrocket, but also need to protect their orange nig ally in the white house from criticism, talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard case

>>62112962
>>62112964

if it's not the USA, the market doesn't fucking care. That's third world shithole problems, not USA problems. Topkek oil baggies

>>62112969
I don’t even think he knows what a shill is, like a shill for who? Oil companies?

>>62112928
I lost almost my entire lifetime profits just before the US got involved in the war. Holding was never going to pay off as I was in MULL. I got back into SNDK at the right time thrice, but minor pullbacks keep getting me to sell for two-digit profits.

>>62112967
They're apparently too busy reading about how Iran has been defeated 17 times and how the imminent peace deal will unblock the strait

>>62112965
i know i know lol. at least its something new posted in SMG. i have HSBC and TSM also.

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>>62112951
>Then why are bulltard larpers celebrating
onj literally no news!

>>62112972
Damn bro you wrote that whole paragraph full a seethe, how much money did you lose?

>>62112975
WTI stands for West Texas Intermediate, you illiterate kike.

>>62112966
Place your faith in Trump to grab them by the hormussy

>>62112979
email them asap. you have information they need to know.

>>62112975
Theory predicts prices should equalize across markets and this should be reflected in American oil futures

However, Brent futures are equally optimistic, so why would they

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My penny stocks have been doing well this entire time.

>>62112983
And? Oil is not going above 120 ever again LOL

>>62112962
OK BUT THATS OIL BEING BOUGHT AND SOLD ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. THIS IS OIL BEING BOUGHT AND SOLD ON MY COMPUTER

>>62112961
The stock price is pretty far detached from the reality of the business.

>>62112987
I'm sure they would read my email and believe it over government officials and big name media outlets

>>62112991
>>62112993
The harder you shill in /smg/, the worse the situation on the ground must be.

>>62112996
have you tried making a tweet?

>>62112968
NOT HAPPENING. SPX 8000 EOY GET A THIRD JOB ZOOMER

>>62112962
BRICS is going to be priced out of oil at this rate if that's what they're paying. not good for them.

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it's kind of insane to me that the strait isn't even open yet and it just keeps going up
will nothing ever happen?

>>62113001
All you have to do is literally sell your oil bags at a 15% loss and just buy index slop lmfao you will make it all back

>>62112989
Some leads? I was looking at AMFN but the whole AIN'T MUCH HELIUM-3 ON PLANET ERRFS shit kindda stifled that.

>>62112968
As their final act, boomers will sell their shitty overvalued stocks to retarded millennials and zoomers and sail away into the sunset. It's kinda poetic really.

its pretty simple

world governments are shorting the hell out of oil futures with near infinite money + using their media connections to manipulate algos and dissuade traders from going long.

Personally I wont even touch oil because we're one walter bloomberg tweet away from dropping to $70

>>62113009
YOU CAN TELL HES TERMINALLY RETARDED. HES GOING TO HOLD HIS OIL BAGS INTO THE DIRT AND THEN BE SAD FOR MONTHS, YEARS EVEN

>>62113002
No. Maybe I should. Would I need a checkmark for it to work?

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trump is celebrating selling export oil to other countries tankers while gas prices skyrocket all across the king's land lol better post another trump gen in a g-string to smooth that one over with the maga base lol if there's anyone even left but the shills

>>62113006
>BRICS is going to be priced out
Well, demand destruction needs to happen somewhere

>if that's what they're paying
The article is about European North Sea Forties physical price

Is this what Jeffrey Epstein meant when he said to let us deal in the real world?

>>62113016
Kek oil baggie cope

>>62113013
What would be the point? It won't create more barrels or lower the physical price.

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>he boughted the infinite supply of nigger liquid near ATH

s the Strait open - No
Is oil being shipped- No
Are gas prices decreasing - No
At least trump got to have a homosex encounter with a ufc fighter as the ceasefire talks collapsed, even told him he should be a male model

>>62113022
THIS WAS LITERALLY EVERY BOBO HERE CIRCA 24 HOURS AGO, LMFAO

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>>62113022
> -676
hmm how did he come up with this price point

>>62113029
YOUR BUTTHOLE IS WIDE OPEN AFTER THAT GREEN DILDO GAPED YOU GOOD
OIL IS DRIPPING FROM THE HOLE

>>62113029
please go shit up /pol/ we only get this one thread to talk stocks. every one of your posts is about trump. there are 1000x more trumpers to piss off over on /pol/.

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this market makes zero fucking sense

9 green days in a row. I think that's a record or it's close to it. Even the greatest bullruns, with very high optimism, do like 7 green days in a row lmao

two bakes ago, you were talking about trannies on /gif/ you're a fucking faggot

TOMORROW:
>PPI at 30%
>boots on the ground
>all oil facilities in the gulf destroyed

blood red. SPY to sub $600, volume moves back in and everyone dies

>>62113022
april12th LOL

>>62113038
FRIDAY WASNT GREEN
>>62113039
TICKERS?

>>62113042
It's over

>>62113042
INSANE LEVELS OF BOBO COPE THEY JUST WRITE FANFICTION ENDLESSLY TO COPE WITH THEIR DEAD PUTS

>>62113011
GS earnings were pretty good. JPM, C, WFC will be good to see tomorrow.

>>62113037
look at the top and bottom of the op template, it's shitted up with /pol/ trash, look at what was used for the op's screen caption, that shit belongs on /pol/

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what are markets anticipating? That the war is basically already over, that the straight will be opened, or that there will be oil coming from elsewhere?
Without trying to sound like a seething baggie, what the fuck is going on? This feels like hubris on steroids, or is this the New Normal™?
I only hedged last week so it was still a good day for me today but just not as good as could have been.

>>62113050
Then again we do it too. It's fun, isn't it?

>>62113038
Bear market rallies are a helluva drug

>>62113010
Some of the hydrogen stuff I've seen is doing well. I'm not personally invested in them but they don't look bad. As for helium I'd be careful, I got burnt a little on one stock because I deluded myself despite looking at the fucking leadership red flag I saw but overall I don't think helium will be that short since there is already multiple projects going for some time at developing new helium sources like Aminex and their stuff in Tanzania. I'd look elsewhere.

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Does anyone else have negative P/L for the last 4 years except me?

>>62112951
nothingburger

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>>62113042
t. bought his first put

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>>62113022
"crazy guy on the bus" type of person tweeting about the stock market is not a good sign

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>>62113061

>>62113044
Friday was crab tier tho.

Reminder that the Israeli government has started spamming all caps across multiple 4chan boards to shout down anyone who disagrees with their shill narrative. You can see this happening in any thread that discusses the strait closure.

>>62113061
Sounds like you genuinely need to just give up trading and put it all in an etf bro

>>62113061
How? You literally just had to buy VOO and trust the plan with half your port and you could've blown the other half and still been green.

>>62113068
All caps faggot has been trolling the general for at least the last 14 hours, sucking trump's dick in nearly every post and then you got his discord faggots dog piling if you say anything negative about the orange nig

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>Credo Technology Group (CRDO) has entered into a definitive agreement to acquire DustPhotonics, a leading developer of Silicon Photonics Photonic Integrated Circuit (SiPho PIC) technology for optical transceivers, in a cash-and-stock deal.

>>62113055
It's much less nonsensical when you consider that most buying and selling is done by people who don't know anything about anything except how to buy and sell. Least of all do they know anything about the the things they are buying or selling.

Proof: Chris Wright's lie about a tanker being escorted through the strait caused oil futures to tumble even though his claim could not possibly have been true given the military situation in the region

>>62113081
>his discord
You're being too generous. They work for the israeli government. Long energy, short tech.

>>62113060
I'll have to check on hydrogen. AMFN isn't really helium, they are a nuclear fusion company but their reactors need helium-3, a rare-earth. They supposedly have a source tapped on it, but I can't find much. Short term they have a 1.6b stock cancellation incoming (court approved) so it'll get a bit of a jump there. 3He is the only thing holding me back on it.

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strait status?

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Bullish as fuck

>>62113022
Start doing this

>>62113089
>POLICEMEN SWEAR TO GOD

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I asked AI to summarise sentiment in /smg/

85% bearish

>>62113089
now this is a company worth providing sharehold value.

Trump Always Niggers Out

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>>62113093
Well mine says that's 80-20 for the bullish side

>>62113022
bears are delusional. during an economic collapse tangible assets go to infinity. the only way this would happen is if America got its shit together. pro tip, it won't.

>>62113097
>>62113093
LLMs in a nutshell

>>62113097
well I used free Gemini it's always been shit

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>>62113099
>tangible assets
>corporate baseball cards

>>62113104
I used Gocky Groky

>>62112919
kek this is hilarious. Markets are not forward looking nor efficient at this point. They're not pricing reality, they're pricing another reality prompted by truthposts.

God damn, my best day since i started to invest this year. +3% . I have a feeling it'll all come crashing down soon, especially copper makes no sense.

>>62113093
ChatEBT says 65% bullish
>Mostly bullish on price action, even though a lot of posters sound bearish on fundamentals/news.
I think that pretty accurately sums up how most smiggers feel except for the delusional mumus and permadoomer bobos

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>>62113093

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Well damn, I finally hit $300k in stocks.
Why do I feel like nothing improved, i’m still a fucking miser with no GF who lives with his parents…

>>62113113
Thank you anon

>>62113105
they unironically hold physical assets and also produce revenue that typically outpaces inflation. sure it's not gold bars but they will still greatly benefit from a crushed America. you see the meme "never bed against America" is actually a meme because stock rise when America is doing poorly. you're unironically betting that America will continue to do poorly by going long, which is nearly a guarantee.

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Friday was the last day of extreme fear

Today we entered fear but are quickly shifting into neutral and will rocket into greed before entering extreme greed on peace confirmation this weekend and stellar tech earnings next week.

NVDA to $300 by end of July

Cap it smiggas.

>>62113099
>during an economic collapse tangible assets go to infinity
no they don't, because the underlying business they represent go bankrupt.

AND UP AND TO THE RIGHT FUTURES GO. YOU RETARD BOBOS ARE PRETTY DUMB YOU KNOW

>>62113120
I am going to truthnuke you- I am bullish as anyone else on AI, but the heat death of the universe will come and NVIDIA will still be pegged to $100

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>>62113121
they are simply to big to fail

>>62113123
>>62113120
Sorry meant $200

>the market with millions of global participants is not reality, i alone am in reality
dont let this be you bros

>>62113042
more like

TOMORROW:
>PPI at 30%
>boots on the ground
>all oil facilities in the gulf destroyed

SOXL +20%
SPY new ATH

>>62112919
All according to the fundamentals of a healthy market

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>USO peaked $909 in 2008
Wew imagine being that level of baggie.

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i need a busty brown non negroid woman to stimulate me by sitting on my face and making me bask in her pussy's musk

>>62113127
in a normal reality, 20% of the oil trade being shut down with no opening in sight would be massively bearish

>>62113107
>they're pricing another reality prompted by truthposts.
You say that as if it doesn't make sense. Yet it does.

To a large extent, securities markets operate on greater fool theory. The goal is often not to hold for dividends or to hold to maturity, rather the goal is to offload the security to someone else at a higher price than you bought it. What matters is not what you think of the security, what matters is what you think others will think of the security, and what you think others will think others will think, and so on.

>>62113135
It's more like 13%. Saudi Arabia's East-West pipeline allows about 7mbpd to circumvent the Iranian blockade.

>>62113113
>a manic-depresssive degenerate gambler who's convinced the entire global financial system is a Jewish conspiracy designed to personally fuck him, but he can't stop refreshing charts and YOLOing options anyway
I've been found out!

>>62113129
lol true. I had no idea clowns had so much cash

>>62113135
>when supply decreases amidst ever increasing demand the price...le goes down??
WRONG

>>62113124
they don't get bailed out to infinity though. in an economic collapse, most stocks will be worthless since so many companies die or their evaluations are severely reduced.

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>>62113087
Why are slavs so obsessed with shit?

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>>62112882
Kek

>>62113107
they are literally forward looking to the next truth post TACO or fake news headline over actual reality at this point. today should've tanked but everyone knows TACOs are on the menu so it's priced in.

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What the actual fuck, so by acting irrationally trump ended up making everyone act rationally. Please fucking don’t tell me the US somehow gets out of this shit clean. What the actual fuck.

it's all priced in. enjoy the V recovery

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>>62113082
Fuck yea! Im glad I sold anet and held on to this bagger. Made my day Anon. I bought 100k at the absolute top.

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>>62112962
Now that I think about it, when you see graphs like this going back loooong in time, do they use the physical oil price or the futures oil prices?

>>62113113
Kek ai might actually be way smarter than I thought

>>62113145
why do you think it's going to infinity in they first place?

>>62113132
/biz/ really needs more tiddy posting. that's why we are crabbing this year. it's the decade of tiddy revival, asses are out.

>>62113152
Fracking changed the game. I didnt trust a single doomer who didnt discuss why it was a non factor.
>t. Oil Country Chad

>>62113152
4d chess

>>62113146
I didn't know trump was slavic

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whats our plan on sndk earnings report bros, do we sell before or keep holding

>>62113099
I dont', I'm just responding to what YOU said:
>during an economic collapse tangible assets go to infinity

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>>62113113
Stop gang stalking me!

>>62113154
i try to post some stocks in /smg/. ill hold for 5-10 years and keep buying. at 24B it can 5x id say.

>>62113156

I’d imagine. The refined petroleum basket. Oil is the precursor for a very many products. So gas pump and end user petro products. But honestly. The inflation calculus is such bullshit. I’m not sure how much use it is.

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cheer up bobos! There's nothing a good goon session can't fix

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>>62113152
>Do something
>Win
Chinese century bros… It was supposed to be the opposite of this….

>>62113156
It could be spot prices or the price the expiring futures contract settled at which is essentially spot, but I think crude futures started later than 1970, maybe late 70s early 80s.