So the market pumped on a completely fake NYP article?
lmao
I have no words

>>62111435

>>62111448
sorry bobo but some roastie in the NYP posted her opinion therefor trillions must buy

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The New York post is a pro-MAGA newspaper so no wonder they tried to manipulate the market to make Trump and his supporters look good

>>62111461
kek know the work rules
its only ok when trump does it

>>62111461
blatant market manipulation
corruption

>>62111436
Bad news no longer creates dips, even fake good news creates pumps, all thanks to our orange BVLL. Bobos are fucked forevermore.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6oTIjvw_-8

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Cam on Micron

>>62111461
>a 1% move killed all bears
lmao thats funny though

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required post at this point

>>62111461
Salty ass Big Short larping bitches in the comments

holy heck I didn’t trust the pump and it pumped even harder. What is this phenomena because if I bought it would dump.

easiest short ever here, bobos win

>>62111521
post your positions so we can learn and copy

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>Crab day

hehe, fuck your options, Theta decay for everyone!

>>62111521
Teach me bobo...

>we are a month away from the energy apocalypse
>we are near ATH's
when this finally crashes it is going to be fucking apocalyptic

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> nows

>>62111461
Are there any oldfags here? Was the market this fake and gay back in the day? It just doesn't feel right and I'm having trouble believing the market was always this stupid.

>>62111533
buy signal

>>62111539
Things were a lot less schizo before they introduced daily options

>>62111539
honestly, I don't recall non-futures traders treating major indexes like shitcoins like they do now

>>62111484
Just means the bottom is in because there's no more discovery down in the current meta

>>62111533
The greatest market manipulators in history are in control, its not going to crash lol

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practice gf pretending to be sick for attention again

>>62111539
i remember the EU debt crisis in the early 2010s. people were convinced the world was ending. BAC was at $5 a share and people were convinced they were going under. the economy was still shaky coming out of the GFC.

nothing has changed in the markets. for example people said for 10 years straight Amazon was overpriced garbage and it went from $10 to $150. "it has no earnings!!!" they said.

some people just dont have the risk tolerance for equities or they constantly feel the valuations are wrong (too high). they over estimate the importance of this week and underestimate the next 3 years for a company or economy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51r5f5OdIY0

>>62111539
You used to have to call your broker to buy stock and check it on the newspaper.

>>62111575
its all fun and games trading paper until oil futures become oil nows

>>62111575
Maga is honest and would never lie or cheat people.

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how new are you people that you think news articles move markets

>>62111539
another thing to take to the bank is that pessimists sound smart but optimists make money. a little optimism can go a long way.

i shorted and boughted

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I'm glad I ignored the FTNT guy.

>>62111535
Somebody stop that Pitbull!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiYwLMf6xZI
this guy has no idea hes live

>CAR is now at 92 RSI

Hormussy status????

>>62111608
>muh pessimism vs my glorious optimism
the market doesn't fucking care about you boomer, the grocery store cashier will for 1/600th of a second go talk to them instead

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I just want the bears to know, that I made a lot of money today from you

>>62111610
i didn't know fent had a ticker

>>62111654
see >>62111507

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>oil longs
sorry TERRORISTS
YOUR iranian rials have been successfully converted into MY USD and it was all made possible due to the laboreous efforts of the kind folks at the cme and our brokers.

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Didn't expect the markit to go up today but I expected PINS to go up because it always behaves like that.
I almost bought calls.

>>62111699
Bobos really do have to put up with a lot of bullshit

>>62111430
>market green
WHO TACOed?

You are a fool if you believe in anything besides the sanctity of Trump. If he wills the markets green they will remain green forever. You're trying to day trade against God's whims

Was obvious anyways, the market just never pumps and then Lambda dumps, now we're doign this gay rolling top

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Bad news crude boys

So there still is a blockade, and iranians are just STUDYING, but Oil is higher, yet stocks fully recovered ok

>>62111794
>oil is higher
Barley and falling as I type . Market has fell for it again

>>62111794
the world knows america wont do shit
do you really think they'd ever fire upon a chinese ship for example

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joined the dark side and bought spy puts. I feel so evil now.

https://youtu.be/UitzZiUl1zg?si=xEO35AVg8cHyrjKv

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>*TRUMP TO SPEAK AT ANY MOMENT: FOX

Taco incoming?

>>62111813
I hope he gives us an update on the stuff going on in the Persian Gulf boss.

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>he's talking about the heresy debacle

>jews get the last war they ordered from their shabbos goys
>/biz/ confused why the jewish casino, used by the shabbos goy in chief as a policy sentiment gauge, is up
This board has negative alpha and everyone here would be better off just buying and holding like the goycattle they are instead of getting jerked around by volbots.

INTC +4%

>>62111811
I took the quick buck. Enough boboing for a day.

>>62111813
The market clearly thinks he’s about to taco, short oil

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>>62111813
>Taco incoming?
idk but I just redeemed a breakfast burrito and it was delicious

>>62111832
>short oil

too late, it just dumped below $100

short oil

>Trump: we don’t need other countries
>also Trump: iran is extorting the world
kek

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>markets fall because Iran closes the Strait and blocks 20% of global oil traffic
>they rise on hopes for peace and a return to normalcy
>negotiations fail and we go back to war
>now the United States and Iran are jointly spitroasting the Strait
>that means rising markets
What is this behavior called? What economics book should I read to understand it?

my shorts will be printing

>>62111849
The Talmud

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SPY going up

He's talking about nothing. Time to sell everything.

>>62111849
It's called the Trump Effect. Get used to it. Every situation always turns out fine for bvlls in his market.

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What the fuck? How did I ended up making money today? I swear we were gonna be red.

>>62111849
any basic economics book will work. you'll see that economies adapt to changes and move forward.

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>>62111827
Casino do be kinda empty these days thobeit.

>TRUMP: WE MAY STOP BY CUBA AFTER WE'RE FINISHED WITH IRAN

lmao, this is why I love this guy, so entertaining

wtf who is that door dash grandma
an elderly person forced to work into her 80s because there's no social safety nets?

>Trump has the alcoholism nose
Guess people were right.

How much NAK is enough to make it?

>>62111891
and at the same time the whitehouse Twitter account posts a video of him accepting a McDonald's Doordash order, ahahahaha
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2043733960195264520

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>>62111834
damn thanks for reminding me i have exactly 3 slices of cooked bacon in the fridge for nibblin'

>>62111899
Alcoholics don’t make it to 79 without wet brain and a dead liver, waking up at the crack of dawn to Truth you deep into the red, onions boy

>>62111493
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE AAAAAAA
We're the boomers of the AI industry desu

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the up and the to the right guy was correct.

>>62111608
Survivorship bias.
For both the pessimists and the optimists.
But being a le good guy optimist is probably healthier for your heart but it isn’t a guarantee of money.
A lot of bitcoin and gold optimists aren’t doing so hot right now.

You have to be both the bear and the bull at the same time, at the right time, every time. That’s what makes markets so hard.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol9CCM240Ag
seizure warning, if any bears ready to die

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>>62111923
>wet brain
qrd? im feeling kinda moist as a 35 year old trans black (identifying) lesbian

>>62111886
So we just have to hope that everything unrelated to oil will go well and that SanDisk will rise another 30% by the end of the week?
And weren't those data centers on hold because of the war?

>>62111933
Hope that anon got out of those puts okay but it probably didn't go as well as hoped.

>>62111940
Bitcoin and gold optimists have done exceedingly well and outperforming most asset other asset classes. Fomo chasers with a 2 month time horizon will always eat dirt

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SOXL

>>62111933
The whole day now basically

>>62111964
FUCK IT FUCK IT I'LL JUST MAKE IT SIMPLE AND GO INTO SOXL AAAAAAAAAAA

>>62111964
Buy high sell higher kek

>>62111803
Interesting to see what China does if the US blocks China-bound oil. Also interesting that the US blocking oil shipments from Iran hurts American allies like Thailand and Japan. If Iran is blocking the strait, the US can blame Iran. But if the US blocks it, it is hard to spin that.

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I honestly thought stocks were going to crash and cause the breaker to switch on.

EASY MARKET JUST BUY CALLS LIKE IVE BEEN SAYING FOR 10 CALENDAR DAYS

Donald Pump please, please make my stocks go green please

>>62111992
The answer is simple
The CCP will recall every spy student, the US entire university system will collapse as 90% of their enrollment leaves.
They'll recall every spy worker, half of all the US workforce will leave with all the stolen trade secrets.
China doesn't have to fire a single bullet. The US will be left with nothing, not a single educated person, only [spoiler]a horde of Indians left[/spoiler]

SPY ^>

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WE MADE IT BOYS

NEW PENULTIMATE ATH

>>62112022
Your post implies one more ATH and then a neverending bear market.

>>62112021
WHAT IS THIS FALLING BACKWARD BULLSHIT! WE NEED TO KEEP MOVING UP AND FORWARD!!!!

Keep pushing, like hamburger hill!

Can someone explain how people are making money here with SPY. It seems to be pretty pricey per share, ie 680x100 being 68k. Are people doing covered calls or something else?

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nows a great time to buy a house before the bailout this summer

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>>62112022

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Times are tough.

stocks only go up

I'm gonna throw up

FUCK YOU ALL!
MAKE SPX AND SPY GO UP, FAGGOTS!

NONE OF THIS MATTERS IF I AM NOT GREEN

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This is wonderful, a new global all time high has been reached Mr Mumu!

Mr Bobo’s once in a century party is ahead of schedule!

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Iran has already sent an oil tanker past the strait and is in the Gulf of Oman

https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/energy/articles/three-tankers-attempt-hormuz-transit-071205652.html

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:714157

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Why the fuck did I ever sell SOXL? Holy fucking shit what a beast.

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>Bull Lee: the bottom is in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urzHwmjzLcU

>>62112048
>SOXLGODS

>>62111430
Literal fake news from delusional faggot bulltards
Along with the corrupted OP template

>>62112028
they're kid diddlers who were paid millions and want to cash out on our collective fagman industry
just put your money in your favorite company that actually makes something you like

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>>62112048
Anon the more important question to me is why didn't I buy SOXL ?

https://youtu.be/7P3_Rw2bsvQ?si=paK3QXuXudJqW6lo

>>62112054
Fair enough.

>>62112028
Wheel strat

>>62112046
US Navy is about to completely DESTROY that ship. Unless Trump is a lying orange retard

Trump lied
/smg/ cried

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>im here about the no tax on tips
TOP KEK

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Ahem, I said CAM ON MICRON

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Uhhh is china doing nothing?!?! Is this good or bad for bobos?

>>62112066
MAKE SOME FAKKIN GAINS

How the fuck does Sandisk just continue to go up 6% every single day? I've spent two weeks pulling my hair out refusing to buy because surely it must go down and then day after day its just green dildo after green dildo

>>62112060
If you actually read the article it happened a few hours before the blockade went in to effect.

>>62111430
I lost a lot of money today, shameful of me.

FUUUUUUUUUCK!
SPX!
6860!
FUCK YOU AND RISE!!!!

whelp that was enough slurping for the day time to get pizza

Ay yo, is the insectoids gonna be able to pass the blockade? If not, we gonna have another "conflict". I need to find out how to make money on that.

>>62112073
People have killed each other for less money than I lost today. I think I just don't belong in trading.

>>62112068
China said they're going to ignore the block aid but apparently the minimum wage semen aren't so interested in getting shot by the navy
China needs to get their navy there ASAP. WW3 let's go

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>>62112068
based on how spy moves right now its good. dont ask me why it just is

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>>62112071
It will go down forever the moment you buy

>>62112072
Incorrect, I suggest you invest in learning to read, the Auroura which is an already sanctioned ship and is linked to the Iranian shadow fleet crossed into the Gulf of Oman after the blockade came into effect

>>62112084
I suppose I suppose

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>>62112071
>buy at all-time-high
>sell at all-time-higher

Another historic peace deal. Maybe the greatest ever.

>USA pulling reverse UNO card
Kind funny.

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Where's BP anon?

I want to laugh at his +0.77% gains when I told him to long IQE which closed +32.7% up on the day and was over 50% up at midday.

You suck at investing and you should feel bad and your 'millionaire' friend with like a paltry £100,000 is a baggot.

Long GRRR or else.

Or if you're keeping it at British undervalued drilling companies, long Ashtead Technology (AT) I'm up 50% in a few weeks and there's a lot more room to run.

I will be your mentor, whether you like it or not.

That £3,000 will be £50,000 EOY. I will make it my life's mission.

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Anyone else too scared to trade in this highly irrational fake and gay market?

>>62112086
>The transits come just hours before the US implemented a blockade of the areas around the Strait of Hormuz, after talks between Tehran and Washington fell apart over the weekend. The restrictions — which apply to all vessels entering or departing Iranian ports or coastal areas and kicked in at 10 a.m. New York time on Monday — follow the Islamic Republic’s tightening grip on the vital waterway since the start of the war, which has caused maritime traffic to plunge.

>>62112096
I am a permabull in a permacrab trade. I will move

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>>62111891
>So entertaining
Please let me off of this ride!

>>62112096
Nah the secret is to buy 0DTE calls right before the giga pump and sell when it’s done

>>62112068
so are we slow rolling into a 1939 japan-ish type embargo on China?

>>62112100
We love him don't we folks

>>62112065
>I'm proud to announce that Dolores here will become our newest Secretary of Transportation.

>>62112100
I voted for this and will vote for it again.

>>62112101
>the secret is to know exactly when the market is going to pump
Thanks I guess it's over for me

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I shorted CAR at 343, I am scared...

The free market is a lot better when it’s only allowed to go up

>>62111430
Iranian Officials Are Studying Abandoning Uranium
I'm studying becoming a billionaire

Tik Tok bobo, right now your puts still have SOME value.

>>62112117
Just get in the fucking cuck chair Iranians

>>62111849
>less supply, same demand
>uhh durr this means price go down

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>>62111813
Insider trading off the charts

>>62111900
-1 million shares as soon as it passes 2.5

>>62112092
If you’re reading this bp fag, I want to remind you I wipe my ass with 300 dollars

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>>62112103
>Following the same plan we used the last time we won a war.
Bullish AF, optimism bros we won (again)
New ATH inbound.

>China oil cockblocked
>oil dumps
what do they know

Why did Bobo getting raped?

>>62112119
NO ROOM IN KEK CHAIR. ALL BOBOS ARE SITTING IN IT

>oil under 100
>world markets still green or just barely red
Wtf you guys told me I was gonna get another chance to buy the dip

>>62112129
Touched himself at night. Very bad idea

>>62112127
>same plan we used the last time we won a war
Show up at the very end and fight the weak underling while everyone is battling the last boss?

>>62112129
BECAUSE HES A STUPID FUCKING RETARD WHO DIDNT LISTEN TO ME AND BUY CALLS

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>>62111583
Wish I had one. Where'd you find her?

FUCKING WHOLE DAY IS KILLED!!!!
FUCK YOU ALL, COULDN'T MAKE A DAMN LINE GO UP, I'M OUT WITH +$0 TODAY!!!!!

HGRAF is back, almost at $6 again. Chart looks bullish.

>>62111583
you gotta pull the whole "i'll drink the dayquil and distill the homeopathic essence so you get nothing but the medicine when i cum in your mouth"

>>62112071
Everyone feels bad about it bro. I comfort myself that I at least have correlated bags (EWY, KORU) but they have been overall flat since 6 weeks.

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>>62112071
You would be up already if you bought instead of writing a 4chinz post.

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>>62112124
If only it was just that Mr Mumu, if only!

But it’s so so so much bigger than you think!

Once Mr Bobo gets here you’ll see, that that was the least of your worries.

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Sick

>>62112136
you're thinking of Germany, where the US was just a small part of. technically they did defeat Japan, but only with nuclear cheat codes.

>>62111461
>churnalists are partaking in market manipulation
they used to be at least measured or sneaky about this shit
now they're admitting to it in open forum and getting away with it
god i fucking hate this world

>>62112153
Christians get too uppity about stuff I thought it was fine

>>62112153
What news site is that?

Imagine bragging about a totally detached from reality stock market that's completely flat and barely crabbing and praising the orange nig in a thread baked with a corrupted op template calling the war unconstitutional and illegal
Only fucking retarded russian shills could engage with such blatant nonsenscial shilling

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What this fucking Crab-o-tron market tells me is “the house”(tm) doesn’t have enough exit liquidity to flip the table anymore so they’re just theta farming the little guys desperate enough to stick around like us.

>>62112158
what I love about the market is either you're smart and right or you're stupid and broke
thanks for your donations

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Yes, we've had two trump pumps today.

BUT WE WANT A THIRD!

>>62111430
>NYP fake news
>OPEC FUD
>TACO
>oil dumps only 5 dollars
Yep, going to 110 by Friday.

You guys are invested in Klarna, right? Don’t tell me you’re retarded

>>62112164
you're not here to trade, you're here to shill politics and suck janny dick to let you do it
fucking pathetic and embarrassingly obvious

Persia surrender to the heirs of the greco-roman civilisation, the United States edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>>62112143
Skill issue. Made a few thousand on that AGQ bump earlier.

Why do euros hate us? When we all know they will be back to sucking Gavin dick in 2028?

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bros whats gonna happen to snxx when trump declares the straight open AGAIN

>>62112180
But it is open and already priced in.

>>62112177
>When we all know they will be back to sucking Gavin dick in 2028
I really doubt it. Trump fucked up majorly with Greenland and now this. People are fucking pissed.

>>62111699
me on the left

>>62112022
I posted this original image the other day, nice edit kek

>>62112180
Facemelting, orgyhaving, whiteracesaving rip

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Can anyone give me one single ounce of rationale for why we're up?
Like, I'm making money but this is utter bullshit. Nothing makes any sense. This market should be in the toilet.

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I'm calling it now, SPY 7,000 EOM

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Uhhh guys… i think both Iran and Bobos got cucked.

Freedom isn’t free. It takes call buyers like you and me.

i give up with this market it's too high and it only keeps going on and on
if you didn't get lucky to retardbuy before the tuesday taco pump last week there's no point even bothering anymore i'm not even a bear i just want a pullback to position properly
why are all you retards fucking buying a market that's up like 15% in a week jesus christ

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>>62112188
EOW Mr mumu, EOW!

There’s no stopping it! Nothing!

It’ll go up and up and up until Mr. Bobos surprise party!

>>62112187
line only go up
trust trump
trust the plan

Goldman Sachs maintains Overweight rating on your mom.

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> nows

The people who smash buy whenever Trump says some bullshit should be found and put in pillories.

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Bobo... be very careful

>>62112204
Cute

HOW IS EVERYTHING GREEN RIGHT AFTER THE STREET IS CLOSED AGAIN?!?!

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>Natural gas at 17 month record breaking lows with the current geopolitical strait situation, and Qatar LNG facilities damaged or destroyed

you all make fun of oil baggies, but i'm holding literal fart bags.

well fuck me i guess, i'm waiting until the next major heat wave, hurricane or winter cold snap to sell these farts.

>>62112208
EVERYTHING IS NOT GREEN AAAAAA

>>62112208
Looks like somebody is dealing in the real world

>>62112194
based buck o' five payer

>>62112208
BECAUSE BOBOS ARE RETARDS WHO NEED TO GET FUCKED BEFORE THE MARKET CAN EVER HOPE TO GO DOWN.
THE MARKET WILL NOT GO DOWN AT ALL THIS WEEK. BOBOS NEED TO GET RINSED FOR A WHILE. COULD BE MONTHS BEOFRE THE MARKET EVER TURNS DOWN AGAIN. START BUYING CALLS EVERY DAY. THEY WILL WORK. TEHY ARE WORKING. IM MAKNIG SO MUCH MONEY FROM CALLS ITS CRAZY. SOON ILL BE SO RICH I CAN GO DO SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD OF POST HERE ALL DAY ABOUT GETTING RICH BECAUSE ILL BE IN MY LAMBO OR WHATEVER GETTING MY DICK SUCKED BY HIGH QUALITY HOES

>>62112210
my shorts certainly aren't

>>62112208
reality doesn't matter when 99% of the trade is done by bots
real news and fake news have the same decision weight in the scraped-together intel
it'd be insane if the bots DIDN'T pump the market given the current news material on the web

>>62112209
KEK FARTBAGGIE

>>62112187
TACO or Trumps orders being castrated by the deep state into a reasonable policy

>Trump says Iran has made contact and wants deal ‘very badly’
OK but you just had talks and they didn't want your deal you stupid orange fuck

THE FINANCIAL SITUATION IS SO BAD IN AMERICA THAT NOBODY CAN SELL THEIR STOCKS. THEY NEED THE MARKET TO GO UP SO THEY ARENT CRUSHED BY INFLATION. THE STOCK MARKET IS ABOUT TO SUCK IN MONEY AT AN EVEN MORE RAPID PACE. THINK LIKE ECCO THE DOLPHIN WHEN ALL THE WILDLIFE GETS SUCKED OUT OF THE SEA. ITS LIKE THAT. MARKETS WILL GO STRAIGHT UP FOR MONTHS BEFORE ANY HOPE OF A SELLOFF

Iran has basically capitulated and handed their nuclear program over. Wars pretty much over and Jesus is essentially back now

>>62112223
YEAH WELL THAT WAS SATURDAY AND TODAY IS MONDAY. THINGS CHANGE RETARD. GET FUCKED BOBO

>>62112176
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DAMN SUPER JUMP, NOT SOME PUSSY SHIT!
IF I KNEW IT'D DROP LIKE A FAG, I'D TAKE IT

OTHERWISE, I WANT GODDAMN MONEY, REAL MONEY, NOT YOUR FUCKING +$20 SHIT!!!!

>>62112218
My sources are telling me that the Deep State wants to do the ground invasion, but Trump doesn't want to hurt his reelection chances boss.

>>62112092
>Ashtead Technology (AT)
can't be purchased on US platforms

>>62112204
it's spelled cows, with a c

>>62112230
JD Vance never had a chance. He’s nowhere near as cool as the memes of himself.

STILL LAUGHING AT EVERY BOBO RETARD WHO TALKED ALL THAT SHIT AT FUTURES OPEN LAST NIGHT. I TOLD YOU THE ENTIRE DIP WOULD GET BOUGHT AND IT HAS. KNEEL BEFORE ME BEAR TRASH AND PROMISE TO ONLY BUY CALLS FROM NOW ON AND YOU CAN BE SAVED

>was scared of the news all weekend
>was gonna sell all my TQQQ in premarket this morning
>Somehow plum forgot and did not even check the market all day (I masturbated like 4 times and drank two liters of coffee)
>Massively rewarded
I love investing

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>>62112230
>the 80-year-old who has already had two terms doesn't want to hurt his re-election chances
Mr Baggler....

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>WE'RE GOING UP UP UP

>>62112236
I TOLD THESE RETARDS TO BUY TQQQ LAST NIGHT AND THEY DIDNT DO IT

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>>62112234
perhaps electing meme candidates was a bad idea

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Call your female broker and tell her to buy spy calls,
that fucking hormozi is wide open

>>62112237
YOU DO REALIZE THE TRUMPS ARE GOING TO RULE AMERICA FOR THE REST OF TIME RIGHT. THEY ARE THE NEW ROYAL FAMILY

MARKETS WILL GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT. AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. UNTIL EVERY BOBO RAGEQUITS THE MARKET

>>62112234
You will get president Fat Vance and he will objectively be the best president since Reagan or Clinton

>>62112208
Not a lot of people are actually shnorting right now.
Most bobo posters are waiting for their cheapies.

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GAUZ or AMC calls

Hmmmm

>>62112244
I DONT THINK AMERICA WANTS A FIRST LADY WHO IS A WALKING TURD

>>62112238
>GoldenGODS

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bobos were confidently talking about becoming millionaires this weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWGxClZkhZc

Is the market fucking dumb?
Go down you God damn piece of shit nigger market.

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WHERE ARE THE OIL BAGGOTS?

THE MISERY PROFITEERS

ENVIRONMENT DESTRYERS

SO LOUD AND PROUD BUT A FORTNIGHT AGO

AND NOW NOWHERE TO BE SEEN

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sitting on a small cash position 22k, rest is already in stocks and etfs. I feel like that was it, no more major upcoming dips. should I ape the rest into niggervdia/tsmc?

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>>62112236
you're supposed to buy tqqq not sell it. keep holding till the 2030's and beyond.

>>62112260
spy calls. 0dte. nothing else. do 0dte spy calls at open every single morning from now on.

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>+9%

WTFWT SANDISKGODS!!!!!!!!! ARE WE EATING GOOD RN?

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>>62112162

QQQ 30k EOY

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>SNDK
SNDK
>SNDK
SNDK
>SNDK
SNDK

>oil still dumping
JFC

>>62112260
>didn't mention SANDISK

ngmi

>>62112246
Is it too late to jump on Gauz?

KEK AT MICRONSISSIES. it's like buying amd instead of nvda at the beginning of the AI race

Fellow Micron sissies, not like this

>>62112279
>>62112283
GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

>>62112260
>no more major upcoming dips
except
>ceasefire expiration
>tanker interdiction
>additional urkranian drone attacks on russian terminals
>iranian attacks on gulf state terminals
>houthies running wild
>bibi being himself
at least one of these is likely to occur again

>>62112274
some of the russian supply has recovered from the recent drone strikes which is part of the reason

>>62112286
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL COPIUM. JUST BUY CALLS DIPSHIT YOU DUMBASS FAGGOT BAGGIE BOBO RETARD

The market is literally flat since the start of the war.

>>62112278
No, you can still lose plenty of money.

OOOOO HYNIX GOING VERTICAL

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>>62112284
oh did google hurt you? they've been sweet to me~

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if I bought sndk calls instead of shares, I would have been up 60k instead of 8k

EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT MONTH WILL BE +0.5% ON THE SPY. THATS WHATS PROGRAMMED INTO THEIR COMPUTERS THAT ARE BUYING MARKETS RELENTLESSLY. 0DTE CALLS AT OPEN EVERY SINGEL DAY WILL WORK JUST LIKE IT WORKED TODAY, FRIDAY, THE DAY BEFORE ETC

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>>62112288
never reply to me again turdie

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>>62111430
What do they need enriched uranium for anyway? They can use unenriched U238 just like the slavs did in Chernobyl

>>62112071
>How the fuck does Sandisk just continue to go up 6% every single day?
because of the big run dumb money feels the top is in and short
smart money keep easy squeezing them
it will end but who knows when..

>>62112296
CLEARLY FAKE OR NOT YOURS, WHO CROPS THEIR GAINZ PICS THAT MUCH LMAO

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>>62112289
>The market is literally flat since the start of the war.

almost like, it was all a big nothing burger after all

>>62112294
scared money dont make money

>retards giddy for longing fake green candles while i will be shorting the real red candles

>>62112305
>RETARD SPENT THE LAST 10 DAYS NOT MAKING ANY MONEY IN THE MARKET AND LIKELY GETTING BTFO N PUTS
KEK YOU WILL BE BROKE BY THE TIME THE "REAL" RED CANDLES COME

>>62112303
kek youre al retarded. the market is the battefield right now. irans closed hormussy to cause economic pain. market is being propped up so they can say
>hahaa iran see, you dont even hurt us >:)
its just a question of time till the us either buckles or escalates again. my guess is about 14 days

>>62112307
oil puts are still printing mane

>>62112308
>2 more weeks

kek

Remember that time the Chinese fed Grandma Yellen magic mushrooms boss?

>>62112309
OIL IS STILL UP FROM FRIDAY LOL THEY ARENT PRITNING SHIT RETARD. THE STOCK MARKET IS WHERE THE REAL ACTION IS NOW

igv is up more than soxl and it's not close. bottom? possibly also a top for soxx?

>>62112314
IMAGINE INHALING 1 OF GRAMMA YELLENS FARTS

>>62112307
picking up all those priceys right now mhhhh yes

vix traders are silent because some of them will have become first generation millionaires by close

Panicans and turdies lost
I said we'd open green

right now im seething about my parents
I don't know why I had to have the parents I got stuck with

all they fucking want is for me to give them money. fuck them. they never did shit for me. my parents can go to hell. i dont even call them my parents. i just call them by their first names. i'm about to cut them out of my life completely.

>>62112308
sure buddy, you know something everyone else doesn't! just 2 more weeks

>>62112321
NOW THATS COPIUM. MARKET WILL FINISH WHERE IT IS

adding shorts here

>>62112316
derivatives don't care about underlyings eglinner. you pump talking points don't profit
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/CBQ26/options/aug-26?futuresOptionsView=merged&moneyness=20&futuresOptionsTime=daily

>>62112325
babe, make sure you have enough support before you do something like that. and maybe think about setting boundaries if having a heart to heart and solving it isn't possible, that's a drastic move. you can always say no too.

>>62112324
>>62112331
why have literal feds attempted to pump /smg since the start of the iran fiasco?

>massive pump
>theta farm gamblers rest of day
It do be like that

>>62112325
do it. don't let these de escalatory and normative posts like >>62112339 detract from how you've been parasited off of

>>62112342
IM A LONG TIME SMIGGA AND IM JUST SICK OF YOU RETARDS BEING RETARDED BOBOS. YOU COULD BE MAKING MONEY BUT INSTEAD YOU STAY GLUED TO >MUH NEWS >MUH DOOMSDAY >MUH CRASH IS COMING
ITS FUCKING PATHETIC. YOU ARE THE REASON THE MARKET IS GOING UP AND ALSO THE REASON I AM MAKING MONEY ON CALLS EVERY DAY. THANKS
BUT IT COULDVE BEEN YOU AS WELL IF YOU LISTENED LAST WEEK

>>62112346
who said anything about news? shorting eoy oil futures made thousands in a literal week last week

>>62111832
just pointing out that I did tell you all to short oil this morning, bet you didn't listen, now its dumping

>>62112348
IF YOU ARE SHORTING OIL YOU ARE ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE TRADE AS ME. WE SEE THINGS SIMILARLY. THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER, NOT WORSE. STOCK MARKET GOES UP, OIL GOES DOWN

Another peace deal just flew over my house

spy pumping for 3pm

OIL JUST FUCKING HUNG ITSELF

HE'S ABOUT TO TRVTH NVK£

683 we did it

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>market propaganda government cope bots going into overdrive on day one of the blockade
The strait isn't reopening this year, is it?

>>62112353
there are no sides. short everything. everything ends

>>62112360
not for usd. for monero yuan and state secrets it never closed

Ayo Micron chads wtfwt

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>>62112318
looks like a relatively new phenomenon in terms of frequency
pick and choose where in the past you think this might be similar. my favorite is 3-22-2022

>Stock markets rally as Hormussy shows welcome sign of closure.

Alllllll aboard

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>$97 OIL
>$97 OIL

KEK OIL BAGGIES

THE MARKET WILL NEVER GO DOWN AGAIN. CALLS RETARDS. BUY THEM