>>62113734
That’s someone’s son

buy buy buy

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The shilling in /smg/ gets worse when shit is about to hit the fan.

The true doomsday weapon is the invention of the tactical nuke IPO.
It is coming for you "VOO and chill" retards and your 401ks.
Carefully crafted gigadumps on the indices. SpaceX and OpenAI are just the beginning.
YOU WILL PAY TAX AND TIP.
And there is nothing you can do to stop it.

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> futures

>>62113737
it's ai

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maximum retardo

i am getting raped

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So did the market just stop reacting to what trump does anymore? I thought blockades were bad for business

>>62113748
>bros job sucks so bad he doesnt have a company 401k match

>>62113754
business with irrelevant third world countries like Iran don't affect the market

>>62113752
explain

heading to red robin, pick you guys up anything?

>>62113757
just observe

>>62113750
it's ai's son.

>>62113755
I have a 401k but only when matched since I do have time horizons that aren't "average age of senator" tier.
The tactical IPO nukes are here. And there are going to be more of them. Wall St. finally figured out how to exact their revenge against the bogleheads.
"That will be 4% tax + 4% tip"

>>62113744
what's gonna happen?

>>62113765
>bro posts posts that shit on himself

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2 chill smg visualizations on today's threads

1. last thread

>>62113769
IPO nukes do not care about anything but getting INDEXORS to pay tax + tip. I will keep warning this general now when Index fund returns start shrinking to repeated nukes and there are articles about it 5 years from now.
By then it will be too late. The index space will be a wasteland.

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>>62113772
2. this morning during peak bulltard spam

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>>62113765
>Tactfully readjusts his indexes to exclude obvious IPO nukes.
Nothing personnel hedgies.

>>62113734
I should have waited for the new thread to post this:

I was really scared because I had some irritation under my penis near my scrotum. It was red and looked a little weepy. Of course my mind instantly thinks to the nasty unprotected sex I had recently where this cow who looked nothing like her photos told me she just fucked three people in Miami and thinks
>oh no herpes, how do I explain this to my gf

But thank God it was just the vitiligo medication I have for my neck/face, which i had started using on my genitals because I'm also getting vitiligo on my penis shaft. It had irritated the skin, which is healing nicely now.

I think I'm ready to grow up and stop having disgusting unprotected sex that makes me want to puke when I think about it later. I have evaded consequences for far too long and this is my second close call in recent memory. (I also developed two small raised spots on my penis, but they have not grown or spread so I am pretty sure it is just a skin tag.)

Anyways, I am looking to invest more prudently now and want to know if anyone can offer some advice

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>>62113745
>tfw you had a 90 pound mole removed from your portfolio

just woke up
can someone enlighten me what the FUCK is going on

I thought sandisk was meant to be 1000 by eoy
why is it already 1000? so eoy target is 1500 now?

why is literally EVERYTHING green

>>62113748
You're just a misanthrope who wants something bad to happen. It will likely make everyone rich.

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>>62113745
>>62113783
they got rich from their investment in WM btw

>>62113777
>bulltard spam
brother, when the market rips like it did today in the face of geopolitical horseshit it's neither "tard" nor "spam", but rather the gracious dispensing of knowledge from the Bull Intelligentsia to the boorish, uncouth and uneducated bears.

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So what's the actual scoop on what's taking place on w/ Iran? Is 'boots on the ground' still possible, just being ignored for a bit? What ze fuq is going on with the naval blockade?

>>62113786
Split soon anon. We will still be 1k eoy (for the second time)

>>62113788
he literally calls himself retarded. cut him some slack.

>>62113789
watched and loved the sopranos but didn't invest in this kino
sad

>>62113772
>>62113777
Doing ids is retarded. Nest popular words or tickers. I.e do something useful

>>62113798
yeah it's really not very interesting, though i appreciate the attempt

>>62113782
Please help

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>>62113752
I like the guy on the left. He does some good chart analysis. Haven't watched him in a bit. The tastylive network has really gone down hill. I was watching last week and the guys were doing their live show at the cboe trading floor (allegedly) and in the YouTube live chat there was a schizo anon claiming they werent actually at the cboe and were instead in front of a green screen. I wouldn't have thought much of it but the negro on the show seemed to get a little upset/nervous at the schizo in the chat and relied on the white guy Mike to carry the shoe forward after the allegations had been made in the chat. Has me wondering though, because there really doesn't need to be a show from the SPX pit. Does the physical SPX pit even need to exist anymore? Let alone a show broadcast live from it?

>>62113798
useful?

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OH FUCK THE WAR JUST WENT HOT AGAIN

ABANDON YOUR PORTS

SELL FOR YOUR FUCKIN LIVES

>>62113786
it got into the nasdaq 100 and got the boomer ETF pump

The cause of this war is South Korea.

South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop.

Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons.

South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syria
https://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/

S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incident
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c

>>62113772
>>62113777
Sick graphic ngl

>>62113795
yeah i effed up big time too. they talked about waste management all the time lol.

BREAKING:
>Trump Sets New April 27 Deadline
>Speaking from the Oval Office, President Trump issued a fresh two-week ultimatum to Iran. He warned the situation "won't be pleasant" if Tehran fails to reach a deal by April 27.
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/articles/oil-price-slides-below-100-190028120.html

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>>62113777
Would it be beneficial if we all started namefagging?

>>62113781
The silo bay doors are being opened from the inside by the index fund managers. They are tired of not getting the 2 and 20 of their rent seeking (but wealthier) hedgie friends.
>>62113788
If I wanted something bad to happen I would not warn the bogleheads in this thread about the new Atomic IPO Age. SpaceX will be Hiroshima and OpenAI will be Nagasaki.
I am telling you the bombs are coming, don't be upset when you see the mushroom clouds. They won't be full of candy.
>>62113794
Would a retard get these DUBS CHECKEM?

>>62113806
tasty died with sossnoff leaving

>>62113814
TACO TACO TACO MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT SPY CALLS AT OPEN

>>62113799
For example, grep the words of every post, drop articles and pronouns and conjunctives and shit, then take the top 20-30 words over time. There’s probably already lists of words that should be dropped like articles “the, a, an”

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Trump giving 170$ tip to “doordasher grandma” has husband with cancer is bullish right?

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>>62113814

Can Iran grow a pair of balls? I bought puts last week

>>62113821
LOOK AT THAT JAW

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>>62113824
All the brave men of Iran are dead, now you have Khameni's gay crippled son instead.

>>62113824
THAT WAS A MISTAKE. EVEN THEY BOUGHT SPY CALLS BECAUSE THEY KNEW

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>>62113817
Bogleheads will just turn to AI managed index funds if fund managers get too cocky.

You can screencap this post.

>>62113821
Schizo in my discord said the 170 tip is secret message to the inside traders that oil is going to 170 by late may early june

>>62113819
I wish the market would price in that every extension is BEARISH!!!!

fucking hell. You can't close oil for a year by postponing shit two weeks at a time and think this is good somehow.

>>62113817
>mushroom clouds
mushroom clouds go straight to the upside so bullish?

>>62113840
thank you sirs

>>62113840
As above, so below, therefore it’s 071. Thus $71/barrel in June. Screencap this

>>62113818
Yes I really only tuned in for his non-goy morning analysis and playful banter with his long time trading pal tony. Even then, you had to filter out all the iron condor shilling and soft ads for their trading platform. The only guy currently there worth listening to is Chris Vecchio who I believe is a CFA. The CFA designation doesn't mean he's a good trader necessarily as he seems to also always be in a losing iron condor position or claiming he "missed the move". But he has some good analysis on geopolitics and the affects on the markets in a more robust way than my lazy ass would.

>>62113842
ITS NOT A PROBLEM TILL ITS A PROBLEM. CALLS CALLS CALLS BABY DONALD PUMP BLESSING US ALL

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henlo mister jerome please lower the rates thank u mister jerome

>>62113843
Equilibrium of the Atomic IPO age is that index funds eventually just return slightly above bond portfolios i.e. if the nukes are too frequent then 401ks and bogleheads bail to bonds.

"Now I am become Death, destroyer of risk adjusted returns." - Elon Musk and Sam Altman, 2026

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>>62113840
Good thing he doesn’t look at stars and planets for the ticker signals
The three wise men that looked for Jesus followed a fucking star dude, the Bible even warns you that if you are a sorcerer that you will burn in hell (because it fucking works)

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>>62113792
>Is 'boots on the ground' still possible, just being ignored for a bit?
It's virtually guaranteed. Iran can keep the strait closed using nothing more than a roll of duct tape. The US has to spend millions upon millions just trying and failing to open it.
Those are real nice tits.

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>>62113852
bro the rates are never going to be lowered ever again

>>62113855
>Those are real nice tits.
Thanks, they're my sons. My grandpa had a great pair too.

>>62113814
literally
> 2 more weeks
kek

>be Canadian
>just got a phone call from my forex broker (male) (Australian)
>hadn't traded in over 200 days
One day...

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ALMIGHTY PUMP

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>>62113862
>my sons
If trannies looked even 10% like that I'd be gay.

>>62113858
STILL LMAOED AT THE BAGGIE WHO SAID BBBUBBUTT FUTURES ARE PRICING INTO THE FUTURE WITHOUT TAKING NOTE OF THE APRIL CONTRACT AND HOW IT DID NOT MATCH REALITY AT EXPIRATION, LMAO

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>>62113859
but i am asking nicely

>>62113853
stop posting, please

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>>62113867
The bears shall know true pain

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It's long, but the guest speaker in this interview has some really high quality geopolitical analysis of the Iran war. He already predicted exactly how the talks would fall apart, and he has some more predictions too. He talks about the stock and bond markets a bit too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5aKtwQByXw

>>62113878
tucker = kosher opposition
why waste your time with this garbage?

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>>62113867
>>62113874
A bit softer if its a intimidating (it is for me)

>>62113782
Send me pics of your gf naked and I'll tell you

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>>62113881
Have you even watched a single thing that he's published in the last eight months? What would your alternative even be?

>>62113734
is that elons son?

>>62113858
>$90 may oil
Damn I should buy calls

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>futures

so I suppose there aren't that many obvious long positions anymore?

>>62113887
>What would your alternative even be?
there ain't any.

you might as well watch "ROTC" for two average failed males perspective. probably provides more insight than "kosher scripted media" (like tucker)

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>>62113748
What the fuck is an IPO nuke and how would it meaningfully affect my index fund hodlings?

>>62113897
chip chads unite

>>62113748
> "VOO and chill" retards
That's me!

>>62113899
if you auto invest from now on you are a forced shareholder of these new IPO's as they are auto going into most index funds

>>62113895
Okay, sure thing Moshe.

>>62113906
gfy

>>62113868
Possibly same. I think anal is kinda gross though so it'd be tough to get past that plus the pecker.

>>62113878
TLDW? Does Iran capitulate or does this drag on and my puts print?

>>62113858
Smells like more cheapies ngl.

>>62113782
Go get tested

>>62113734
Ugh, I'm now reminded of the era when my sisters and their friends would go to the mall and take me with. I'd get arcade money, but I'd have to fashion show their stupid clothes and bikinis.

>>62113761
Tavern burg, of course.

>>62113897
dont you think you should sell now, since the big pump it got recently?
i would anyway. at least trim a little

>>62113847
Where’s france?
Surely they have more than 0.2 listing per mil.

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i know we arent supposed to go to reddit but there are a lot of bears there lol.

>>62113932
we go on Reddit to laugh at them, share some posts else you’re a Reddit faggot

>>62113920
is that a city in Germany?

Finally the range ban is gone
>inb4 it comes right back the moment my cookies are deleted like last month
Anyone else here dealt with that?

Anyways made a little bit of money today. Not a lot as I am way too hesitant to be all in after the huge pump. Playing with about 40% of my account at this time while the majority stay's cash. If stuff keeps pumping I make money. Wish I was wealthier so I could make bigger gains that dwarf waging.

>>62113897
How long?
How much did it pump for you?

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So glad I went to bang a vietnamese hooker last night instead of wasting my time here stressing over futures.

>>62113942
Not yet...
But it should have great burgers and beer.

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>>62113947
Based

>>62113925
no, i can't predict the stock movements, two weeks ago it was 33% lower and going straight down. i can predict what business will be like in a few years though and it's much better than it is today. i'm still locked in.

>>62113929
not on the nasdaq

>>62113854
I trade based on moon cycles with the jews.

The guy lashing out at SpaceX and OpenAI is probably just mad at not being able to invest in them before they go public.
Fox and sour grapes etc etc

>>62113943
Remember, it is Tues tomorrow.
Around Trump, watch yer rump!

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last reddit bear ill post

>>62113965
i think it's babe rewriting her bear narrative for the 6th time in a year instead of admitting she was wrong.

>>62113969
Sure, but that's like 4.2k a month and it doesn't seem like paycheck to paycheck living wages with what's left.

>>62113792
I see this as trump trying to cool things off, a blockade is decidedly less of an action that bridge and powerplant day. Doesnt invite as much of an escalation from Iran either. I expect another round of talks

>>62113964
Shemitah year 2028 hard bear indicator

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okay boys, I'm not taking crazy pills am I? SPY is at 686, spx 6886, pic rel
It's going to go down right? The higher it goes, the more that eventual pullback will swing back down?
I'm kinda scared to buy more shorts at this point. I buy the dip (on shorts) but the dip keeps dipping. My intellectual instinct is to just buy more SQQQ. but emotionally I'm shook. That's a good sign to buy shorts right?

>>62113959
> can predict what business will be like in a few years though and it's much better than it is today. i'm still locked in.
oh okay. so you think the high PE ratio is fine, and it will deliver on the high expectations. fair enough

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>>62113814
THE TACO IS TACOING ITSELF JOHN

>>62113977
Watch the day, you should have an idea where it drops by like 10am, at least that's how I view it. Maybe a little before that. spx was 6790, then 6820, no one could have thought eod it'd be almost +100 points.

The fuck happened anyway, news wise?
I had 6865 call, but I fucked up and got scared. Sold for zero profit.

Wtf happened to nigger monday?

>>62113983
Kek

>>62113976
Of course, thats trumps last year

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>>62113989
>Wtf happened to nigger monday?
looks like hormuz is tacoing itself into a peace deal

but the market was already shaky
and now we're grinding up every day to a new ATH
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. The market was already going down. There was an oil shock introduced. the market went down more. okay great. that makes sense. now it the problem might go away, so the market is now... better than it was before the new problem was introduced?
clown world! The market can't just keep going up every day.
I'm long term bull, but there has to be retrace. at least trying or attempting to fill the big gap. a single down day, right??? I must be taking crazy pills

>>62113975
I agree, but it cooling off ultimately depends on Iran and Israel, no? In a way, I also see it as a way to initiate war while maintaining a more defensible moral position than simply blowing them up because Israel said so. If essential imports to Iran are blocked that could leave to civilian lives being lost, they might be forced to strike at the Navy’s vessels.

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>>62113854
>because it fucking works
Low IQ take. It's because niggas like Balaam failed to give proper credit as to where the power comes from (The Lord G-d of Israel). God of the bible doesn't want you animating donkeys to talk and see demons and angels and shieeeeet without giving proper credit due to the most high. It's get down or lay down nigga! And when you lay down you stay down!

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Gary says

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>>62113869
>THE APRIL CONTRACT
It's been good to me, but i might have to lay low and wait for may volume to take over. Don't want to risk getting one of these...

>>62113977
>>62113995
I’m gonna full port short tomorrow if it’s still above $680 it’s a fire sale imo. I already have 4/17, 4/24 and 5/1. Probably get something a bit longer dated this time. Maybe mid June.

>>62113878
I napped to this over the weekend. Was a good nap...

>>62113999
boomer rock fags win?! no way i dont believe it

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SOXL TQQQ is the fucking SHIT

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big dong won the dick measuring contest and trumps gonna taco tomorrow.

>>62114004
Those rocks are itching to rip.

>>62113975
>I see this as trump trying to cool things off,
Trump follows orders from Bibi. Bibi wanted a cease fire because jewtown was getting blasted. bibi thinks they can reposition US forces and ammo for a better position and restart the attack for a better outcome. But the US is running low on standoff munitions (that is why Trump keeps bluffing about rearming). When the US sent planes and helicopters into Iranain airspace they were shot down. Bibi is determined to send US troops into ground combat in Iran. Note Bibi said no IDF ground forces in Iran, only US cannon fodder. Trump is completely controlled by Bibi. This is going to go on for a long time and the US is forces are used up. Trump and his people are making shit tons of money off insider trading and they are using everything they can to hold down the price of gold and oil. This will go on for a while, but the oil shock (no more tankers arriving to offload) is going to hit this week or next week, then fun really starts.

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>>62114007
Genuine WWIII catalyst.
This Israel/Iran thing might have been nothing but if China gets involved it's trouble.

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>>62114007
Hehe

Look at that mr. bobo!

I'm right again!

was working my day job and got my dick ripped off by that gamma squeeze

ouch

>>62114009
i told my mom about all the people saying this stuff today and she went wide-eyed with concern, she thinks i should try to help you guys and she's worried your worldview is going to lead you to ruin.

>>62113999
>Gary says
many people are saying

>>62114001
>I’m gonna full port short tomorrow if it’s still above $680 it’s a fire sale imo. I already have 4/17, 4/24 and 5/1. Probably get something a bit longer dated this time. Maybe mid June.
okay, I have similar thoughts. I won't load up on more shorts now because I already have a lot and want to transition back to my normal strategy.
VIX as well has gotten much lower. and yes I think longer dated is good.

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>>62113969
That redditor actually might make it if he keeps at it. Right now he's the market makers punching bag but he's not out of the game .. yet

>>62114017
She's right to be concerned but for America, not people who think its committed to an alliance that does not benefit it.

>>62114007
china says a looooooot of shit. Much like north korea, their bark is worse than their bite. a lot of east asian countries are like that.
it's best not to give them much attention until they actually do something rather than cheap talk

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>guys its WWIII. its really happening. guys guys its really happening this time. the markets are going to crash guys.

>>62114025
trump couldn't do shit against Iran though, I don't think getting into a fight with the USA number one manufacturer will be good for business.

>>62113995
>now it the problem might go away, so the market is now... better than it was before the new problem was introduced?
Look up clearing events. The war was a fantastic opportunity for panicans who were already up 100% yoy and looking for an excuse to sell to... sell. And they sold to boomers and sideliners who had been looking for an entry into this crazy ai supercycle thing that they'd been missing out on. Now everyone has a not-so-scary cost basis and excited to make gains again and we can continue chadding upwards for the forseeable future. The war was a blessing that flushed a ton of scared little bitches out of the system.

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>>62114028
this is extremely bullish

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>>62114025
Reminds me of Iran before the war

>>62114001
mid june sounds good, maybe another earnings season on the ai unga bunga tech sector showers some reality on what the market is doing

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>>62114007
>warns the us not to meddle in our affairs
*meddles in your affairs*

>vote for tariffs
>get hormussy blockade
pretty good return on investment desu

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If looker ain't on,
It ain't no happenin

>>62114029
>trump couldn't do shit against Iran though
I mean I guess so, but no one in the world could stop what they are doing right now
And no one in the world can stop america from doing it either.
We can still bomb them to hell however, and there's nothing they can do to stop us from launching another 10,000 airstrikes or blocking hormuz ourselves
>I don't think getting into a fight with the USA number one manufacturer will be good for business.
It's not, but america would or could go into a recession or perhaps depression if ww3 with china happens. China will cease to exist. Culturally, economically, militarily, racially. They are an extremely vulnerable society

>>62114007
THE BLOCKADE WILL JUST LET THE CHINABOUND SHIPS THROUGH, EZ. MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT

>>62114030
>Look up clearing events. The war was a fantastic opportunity for panicans who were already up 100% yoy and looking for an excuse to sell to... sell. And they sold to boomers and sideliners who had been looking for an entry into this crazy ai supercycle thing that they'd been missing out on. Now everyone has a not-so-scary cost basis and excited to make gains again and we can continue chadding upwards for the forseeable future. The war was a blessing that flushed a ton of scared little bitches out of the system.
yeah I agree the oil shock flushed out a lot of the bad vibes.
I just though it wouldn't totally reverse it and push to new highs off that. I thought a -20% drop would then turn into a -15%.

when the war officially ends the market will not pump. Buy the rumor sell the news

>>62114041
>It's not, but america would or could go into a recession or perhaps depression if ww3 with china happens. China will cease to exist. Culturally, economically, militarily, racially. They are an extremely vulnerable society
We're getting cucked by Iran rn. China has 1billion+ people and they have nukes. They would kill us in a 1v1 war, you're delusional if you think we'll win

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>>62114025
China is absolutely going to sail its ships directly through the blockade kek.

When/if US interdicts, the will absolutely chimp.

>>62114017
>she's worried your worldview is going to lead you to ruin.
I dont care, I am looking to profit off this. Save the world or destroy the world its all the same to me. That is why I can look thing objectively, non of it is my problem. And tell your mommy to take a shower she smells bad down there.

>>62114022
see >>62113932

im sure you saw these. the 630P are legendary. we should encourage bears here to buy puts like that.

>>62114050
>We're getting cucked by Iran rn.
How? We devastated their military. Their air defenses displayed basically zero ability. We wiped out their navy, and their air force.
And now we are blockading hormuz. Turns out they have zero ability to open hormuz if we are blocking it
>China has 1billion+ people and they have nukes. They would kill us in a 1v1 war, you're delusional if you think we'll win
China has absolutely no way to win a war versus america. Why do you think they have started so many failed attempts at the belt and road initiative projects? Because they are hopelessly desperately dependent on ocean trade and they know the american navy would sink their entire fleet and blockade them in the indian ocean where they have no ability to counter.
>>62114052
>China is absolutely going to sail its ships directly through the blockade kek.
>When/if US interdicts, the will absolutely chimp.
home skillet, they already tried and cucked out. China is all bark and no bite. You should know this already.
What will china do in response? Against 3 american carrier groups? Just wait to die and hope it comes quick I guess.

>>62114022
sometimes i want to rewatch the sopranos but i remember the last season being really depressing

>>62114007
"Do not meddle in our affairs"
-Admiral Dong

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>>62114054
>the 630P
Kek I just glanced quickly at the right side I didn't look at the strikes. Their sacrifice will be remembered

>>62114056
>what will China do in response
Interdict trade throughout Asia, where things actually matter.

Insider here. An event will take place on Wednesday. Screencap this. Out.

>>62114017
your mom sounds like a messed up bitch

>>62114076
your not getting off that easy faggot
event can mean 1 billion things
be a tiny winzy weenie more specific, like "event with ships" or "event with bomb" "event with important leader dieing"

then ill respect the vague larp posting.

consider yourself not screencapped until something slightly less vague is posted

>>62114054
it was $630 a couple weeks ago, not that crazy.

>>62114050
Yeah how are they going to get those billion people into the fight you fucking retard. Don't talk about shit you know nothing about

>>62114074
>>what will China do in response
>Interdict trade throughout Asia, where things actually matter.
I highly doubt this, but if they do, then they won't win.
china is more of the soft power type. They talk about hard power, but 9 times out of 10, they use influence rather than control.
honestly, it's smart. They get away with a lot more shit that way. So they keep doing it.

>>62114084
>4/17 expiration
>down 98%
>pico bottom strike price

yeah I'm thinking hes fucked. that option probably isn't turning green unless SPY is below 600.

>>62114058
Just watch the clips, hours of content already there. Last season was basically just the fall of the empire shoved into your face.

Shouda listened and gotten in the Waste Management game tho...i actually looked up WM a decade ago after hearing about it on Sopranos

>>62114080
that's all the women in my life. i have learned to try to make the most of it.

anyways babe i love you with all my heart, and i am worried about you. i'm doing very well, new highs again today and i'm about to go to the gym, get bigger and stronger for you. it's still my dream to whisk you away from here and make everything good for us.

>>62114088
>Yeah how are they going to get those billion people into the fight you fucking retard. Don't talk about shit you know nothing about
to be fair, having a big navy does count for something. but their territorial waters will be swarming with anti ship missiles. Every island will be a death trap just waiting to sink chinks
The same could be said, going the other direction. The first island chain will be an absolute dumpster fire
Which is why america will win the war in the indian ocean, where china has much less ability to project power. They are much like iran. 50 miles away from their coast, they are more powerful. You make the fight even, and fight the battle 3000 miles away for both america and china and their navy is simply incapable of keeping up with ours.
Blockading them in hormuz, and malaca is basically day 1 checkmate. And they know it. Thus the failed attempts at belt and road initiatives.

As far as how this affects business and economics? China and america won't fight ww3. They both know it would be too damaging. that's my read anyway. "not yet"

>>62114092
>what can China do kek
>(I tell you)
>uhhh oh shit…. Yeah but they won’t!
They will.

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>>62113976
i fell for the shemitah bullshit last time and won't ever again

so 122 empty tankers are heading to America, apparently to fill up with oil. What does this mean, how do I profit from this?
https://wwmt.com/news/nation-world/completely-empty-tankers-heading-to-us-to-load-up-with-oil-gas-trump-strait-of-hormuz-iran-israel-war-conflict-ceasefire-peace-deal-talks-negotiations-vice-president-jd-vance-strait-of-hormuz

>>62114111
Pick up your oil from Cushing and get it loaded on those tankers

>>62114050
>we
Beijing isn't in America, chang.

>>62113734
>illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
literally and unironically kill yourself, faggot

>>62114108
>>uhhh oh shit…. Yeah but they won’t!
>They will.
That's not what I said. I said they won't, but if they do, they won't win.
>I highly doubt this, but if they do, then they won't win.
If china tries to do a naval war against america, 90% of their fleet (both merchant and military) will sink to the bottom of the ocean. And they know this.
Again, why do you think china has tried everything they possibly can to diversify away from ocean trade? the belt and road shit. Because they are terrified of the american navy

>>62114050
kys retard

>>62114103
China has exactly ZERO experience in large scale modern warfare, particularly from a distance as you say
Anybody who genuinely fears that paper tiger and isn't just concerntrolling for more defense spending or population controls for big tech or whatever is not a souled human

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>>62114054
tfw you sold a 630P

>>62114111
buy american oil company stocks my nigga
buy shipping companies too
fuck it, sprinkle in some nat female gas as well

American Oil is not gonna fill in the supply gap quickly enough, so oil will stay in the 90 - 120 zone

>>62114111
take physical delivery of your oil and meet those tankers

>"France has 3 times the population of Great Britain, they would absolutely kill them in a 1v1 fight" circa 1810
>"Germany has 2 times the population of Great Britain, they would absolutely kill them in a 1v1 fight" circa 1940
>"China has 6 times the population of Japan, they would absolutely kill them in a 1v1 fight" circa 1937
Here's a lesson in military for you retards, if your enemy has a bigger and better navy than you, you may as well not have a navy at all because unless you have the better navy yours is completely useless, you may as well leave your navy to rot in port the entire war even if it was super expensive and a significant portion of your military expenditure (like Germany's navy during WW1). That's how naval warfare works, and if you are fighting a country that has naval superiority that you don't share a land connection with, you have absolutely 0 initiative in the war and can only hope your enemy wants the war to stop, you can never truly "win".

West Taiwan imports it's food supply lmao

More turdie posturing

>>62113763
This is madness!

So why is oil going down? Does countries think that there will be some sort of solution in a month?

Japan looks really crappy, their yield is going up. If oil keeps going down and dollar lose value we might get a volatile carry unwinding.

Might still be a gold angle to invest in.

>>62113777
What the fuck according to this, this general is roughly around 15 people. There have to be more /smg/ bizrailies than this.

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>>62114141
poor hannibal

>>62114141
Lmao, wait until drone and ai tech changes this too.

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>Schedule 2: additional taxes
This is literally communism

>>62114092
I live in Asia and I don't feel like things matter here. Everyone here is a gooner too. Living in Asia has helped me understand why the suicide rate is so high.

>>62114172
Chances are you don't have to pay income tax. Some ex IRS agent went on Jimmy Dore's show to explain why. The IRS is hella gay.

is Mosaic Company (TICKER: MOS) a good buy if your betting on natural gas shortages? Its fertilizer

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I'm feeling bearish today. Please don't rape me, Trump.

>>62114165
The carthagians never really had naval superiority since mid 1st punic war. It's the reason why rome because such a big naval power when they were purely a land power, because they couldn't fight carthage at all otherwise.

>>62114177
This picture is in Asia. That means some Asian was enough of a lazy careless asshole to put the plates like this in. Some Asian is going to try and do their job and take them out. The plates will break and someone will feel suicidal because of it. This is Asia in a nutshell.

>>62114141
>you can't build more ships unless you already have ships

>>62114178
rome just learned to copy the Carth's ships and then just mass spammed them. Hard to beat a country's whose production levels were ridiculous. not to mention the romans just refused to fuckin quit. imagine if some towelhead just terrorized the southern US states for a decade doing massive damage, all while the white house refuses to negotiate.

>>62114123
this is bait or you have a sub 90 iq, either way and you should read or at least watch more youtube videos on the subject to be worthy of discussion.

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So what happened to that 35pbtid spamming every /smg/ about America collapsing?

>>62114189
2 more weeks

>>62114178
oh and of course also the strategy of "fuck it let's just fight land battles on the sea"

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/BYND/

>>62114188
don't take my word for it
Again:
>why do you think china has tried everything they possibly can to diversify away from ocean trade? the belt and road shit. Because they are terrified of the american navy
China's actions speak for themselves.

>>62114193
Oof, I remember when after the IPO this stock was getting traded how it increased massively in value and then tanked because no one wants fake meat that can turn you gay.

>>62114204
And what actions are those exactly? Scamming?

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>>62114193
Hahahaha I rembmer when this turd was trading for around $120, sub-$1 now HAHAHAHAH

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HELLO THIS IS STOCK MARKET GENERAL
PLEASE RESPOND TO MY POST >>62114176

>>62114204
he already TACOed,
a chinese ship ran the blockade an hour (as I told you would happen) ago and trump backed down

you are low iq.

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>>62114213

>>62114206
>And what actions are those exactly? Scamming?
The belt and road initiative. Which has mostly failed, since china is still hopelessly dependent on ocean trade.

>>62114214
Um, okay, well done on changing the subject. I'll repost this, since you seem to avoid this topic. Sore spot? Chang's eternal 1000 year chinese empire was always a meme.
>why do you think china has tried everything they possibly can to diversify away from ocean trade? the belt and road shit. Because they are terrified of the american navy
As far as this goes
>a chinese ship ran the blockade an hour (as I told you would happen) ago and trump backed down
The ship went back to the cuck corner. Pool is closed, by order of CENTCOMM

>>62114213
if you wanted to bet on a natural gas or fertilizer shortage, you should have done that 2 months ago
or 1 month ago
The trade is over my man. Now would be the time to sell, not buy

>>62114205
yeah lmao

i googled if you can get theier burgers at mcdonalds anymore
>No, you cannot get the Beyond Meat-based McPlant burger at McDonald’s in the United States. Following limited test runs, McDonald's officially discontinued the McPlant in the U.S. in 2022 and confirmed in 2024 that they have no plans to bring it back due to poor performance.

>>62114210
rip

>wake up
>TACO

i remember getting a BYND burger accidentally cuz a wagie fucked up my order. Shit was salty as fuck and was burnt to a fuckin crisp. Glad that shit is failing.

>>62114220
>https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.1/centery:26.2/zoom:9

No, again you are low IQ.

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>>62114210
no paper hands

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hahahahaaa

>Futures
>https://youtu.be/jcgDIUvLL6c?si=uNJK150dEbaHqDI0

I think stock markets went full retard, no way this blockade can last and be a good thing at all

>tfw was going to buy SNDK in August but decided against it
Times you missed out on generational wealth /smg/?

XAXAXAXAXAXAX BEARS ARE FUCKED

>>62114249
What’s the next sandisk

>>62114252
wdc

>>62114007
This could be interesting. Already threatened China with tariffs, but I don't think there was a direct confrontation yet.

>>62114025
The same can apply to Trump, TACO.

>>62114245
two more weeks!

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>bobos

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https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/liveblog/2026/4/14/iran-war-live-trump-claims-tehran-wants-a-deal-amid-us-blockade-of-hormuz

Chris Wright says highest oil prices yet could come this week

>>62114252
Sandisk puts

>>62114252
ALAB

>>62114260
>trader on /smg/ expects oil price to remain rangebound citing "vibes"

>>62114238
>blockade iranian ports
>tanker from a UAE port goes through
>lol drumpf blown the fuck out
You retards are pretty desperate for a win aren't you?

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another classic hahahahaha retail will buy anything if the story's convincing enough

>Bobos waiting for the next dump

>https://youtu.be/0LKiydjHFWA?si=TA99tYv7s8kDMdWl

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>>62114158
There's a lot more than that, but certain OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE drive out participation during the day.

>>62114270
Didn't the US say that if someone pays the toll to Iran they'll blockade it?

>>62113887
only thing i watch is what's going on with shipping so i know what's going on with shipping
the flow of goods is the only truth

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>>62114273
the CEO was a legend. if you look youll see he sold the shares for $50-100 and its now as you posted $1.45. he sold millions to reddit because he knew the pump made no sense.

I’m financially barren

>>62114263
whomst’ve are you quoting my dearest

>>62114022
I've had picrel printed on my locker door at work for over 5 years

>>62114278
As far as I've seen it's just for ships going to or coming from iranian ports.

>>62114262
What's your TA on why you think so anon?

>>62114245
its actually a great crab stock to theta farm

>>62114270
>RICH STARRY Oil/Chemical Tanker IMO: 9773301
>CHINA OWNER&CREW
>Owner: Shanghai Xuanrun Shipping Co
>The tanker and its owner Shanghai Xuanrun Shipping Co Ltd were sanctioned by the United States for dealing with Iran.
>Shipping data on LSEG showed Chinese-owned oil-and-chemicals tanker Rich Starry passed through the strait on Tuesday - the first since the U.S. blockade began at 10 a.m. EDT (1400 GMT) on Monday. The vessel, which departed Sharjah anchorage off the coast of Dubai on Monday heading for China, had earlier turned back minutes after approaching the strait.

You are low IQ.

>>62114290
i dont do TA at all. and SNDK earnings exploding higher is why the stock went higher.

>>62114296
I know I just wanted to sound like the traders on /tv/. But why do you think ALAB will pump?

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>>62114293
did iran and oman switch places?

>>62114293
>his own source shows it coming from the UAE
You are the same retard that didn't read the article he kept posting earlier aren't you?

>>62114301
It is already under sanction and thew US did not decided to sink it after that red bit there
he TACOed

>>62114304
That red bit is from it going in a circle. Looks like what happened is they were stopped and then let through after it was verified they came from the UAE.

thoughts on these two even with the current stock prices?
coreweave
nbis

>>62114304
the red bit's a holding pattern they never stopped moving and stayed about 2 miles offshore. Ergo they didn't come from an iranian port.

>>62114284
Mineself

>>62114308
I bought the top of Coreweave at around 170 and then tried to catch the falling knife. I refuse to sell. Luckily I have been buying the bottoms at around 70 and selling when it hits 90-100. This has happened like three times already. I have no faith in it getting past 120. Trump will invade Cuba next which will make it drop again for some reason.

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>>62114288

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>>62113734
I shrunk my t shirt guys. I really liked this one too.. :(

>>62114300
they are growing earnings 30% a year but it could be much higher. last year was +100%. if they continue to beat and raise guidance the stock will go up dramatically. if they dont... it wont. at 28B marketcap its the right size to 5x if earnings show up. everything is obvious in hindsight.

>>62114324
Lose weight fatty

>>62114321
The big question about CRWV was always their debt structure but now with META jumping in I imagine their bonds will be less shit, there is actually a route back to all time highs now IMO

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>>62114323
Trump is a retard who doesn't know what he's talking about.The blockade is on Iranian oil. The US blockade follows established international law. The Iranian blockade does not.

>>62114324
you gotta be careful with the dryer

>>62114331
So the Iranian blockade is still active? Fucking hell this shit is retarded.

>>62114275
What are you using to collect this data and make these charts? I appreciate your work.

>>62114337
>retarded
blocking iranian oil seems a better solution than occupation of iranian soil though

>>62114337
yes the strait is double closed

>Iran closes the straight
>Stock market crashes
>Trump closes the straight
>Stock market soars
lol
lmao

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>>62113744

>>62113777
was that the thread where 1 dude had 63 replies in earlier today?

>>62114345
Well, it's been already priced in by the tirme Trump closed it, and the main difference is that China cannot get Iranian oil, so the result isn't that shocking.

>>62114304
the Rich Starry has yet to reach the US blockade anyways at the rate their going it could be as much as 3 days

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Bros the SOXL chart is wild.

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>>62113915
>>62113868
Do I have a DLC and 2000s T.V. reboot for you.

>vuaa is 27% up from last year
Think about it. Had I put 10,000€ in that shit last year during the dip, I'd had made 2,700€ by doing nothing, not even adding 100€ monthly.

>>62114081
What a dumb mother fucker you are

>>62114351
Unless it hits 18 Im not touching it.

>>62114354
is that a jewish man and his son?

>>62114360
kek i thought you were talking about the sonwife tranny for a sec

>>62114358
>27% up from last year
literally almost any decent stock is, if not WAY more

>>62114358
>only 27% in a year
bro are you dumb?

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>>62114111
what a fucking bait spam url

>>62114351
>bought back in exactly at 40
I can't fucking believe I timed something right for once

>>62114362
Yea... 18, sure.

>>62114381
ok but remember to sell bro or you'll wake up in 3 months wondering why its back at 40 while everything else is ATH

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