NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

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My MSTR account doin a lil sumthin this week

BRICS and ruskies are seething on /pol/ and are already saying america lost because the strait was opened
its over usisters...

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> nows

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Every day I pray for Trump
And every day God blesses him

Yesterday my bake was the top, do with that info what you must

My minors are healing and ready for a good pumping!

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Dude Fraud Claim Being Filed Man!

Yes please, the market hasn't pumpd enough in one go

>>62125635
bears had 3 weeks to accumulate during the war btw

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>MU

I CAN'T PUMP

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everytime a new general is opened spy gains a point. we are now close to 712.

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Anthropic may use AMDs GPUs in the future

>>62125678
I know this is ai but who’s the girl with the booba, is she real?

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>read trading book
>"remember kids: straight up is not a pattern"
>see chart
mhm hmmm

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>>62125645
Could Itachi beat Pain?

So going back to the status quo, only with tons of blown up oil infrastructure along with US bases is a win...?
Well I guess Israel will get their buffer zone.

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I decided to check on how the redditors are handling this.
>Oil price no longer reflects the amount of supply or stability of the region, or any other physical aspect of oil production. The market manipulations, serving solely to enrich a parasitic class at the expense of everyone else, has reached unprecedented levels.
Lmao. Sounds almost exactly the same as the retarded boboretards here.

>>62125673
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING LOOK DON'T SAY THAT

Totally not a bubble nope

>>62125680
probably the fakest and gayest AI company in existence
remember that EARTH-SHATTERING CYBERSECURITY WARFARE nonsense they came out with last week
also these scam artists have form with these 'strategic partnerships'- remember when sam altman crashed the RAM market because he made a bunch of fake promises

>>62125686
maybe Beartachi

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>>62125671
they got cooked!

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>$712

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>SPY 712

>>62125673
Hold on little frog.

Where's the OIL NIGGERS BTFO namefag

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what does Meta actually do to warrant its significant market cap, in comparison to other high riders

>>62125686
his reiatsu is not powerful enough

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Okay, great, so now we pump in pure euphoria. Even if you're bullish, you should realize this shit is not good. S&P500 at 7800-7900 would put us at internet bubble valuations at its apex. Is it fucking impossible in this nigger market to consolidate for at least a few months so valuations can go back to be more reasonable as earnings continue to increase quarter after quarter? No, you retards have to tighten the string to impossible levels.

Nice ORGANIC and SUSTAINABLE V-shaped recovery faggots.

le rational market

>>62125703
he got banned for goreposting. I miss him, when things were crashing his posts making fun of oilers kept me going. He’s probably looking at this thread smiling :)

>>62125703
Oil is going to -$30 again

>>62125703
Dunno, but he deserves some praise. I enjoyed his antics as he made oiltards seethe

>>62125645
SOXL $100 waiting room?

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>>62125705
2/3 of the planet literally runs off Whatsapp.

>>62125708
We already corrected. Now we pump for the rest of the year. Cry about it.

>>62125705
They host underaged bikini pictures that sweaty pajeet hackers like to jerk to

>>62125705
Advertising to the goyim.

>>62125708
the market has been fake for like 10 years now, are you only just noticing
can anyone explain why tesla's stock price is what it is using any kind of logical financial reasoning?

Going long oil here is free money. Bloompf is lying to pump the markets.

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thats it
im inventorying my old lego pieces
MARKETS BE DAMNED
also
happy friday anons

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How did he pull victory out of his ass?!?!?!

What the secret sauce? Happened way too many fucking time now.

>>62125705
fb is super popular with the boomers

>>62125719
but that shit's free
and don't tell me that the "data" of a billion jeets screaming in their phone is actually worth anything to anyone

>>62125708
Maybe earnings are gonna crush and lower PE

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Cruise ship passed the SoH on the Oman side of the strait. Obviously no toll.
https://x.com/MarineTraffic/status/2045177525857317266

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>>62125684
I could tell you but I wont? Why you ask? Because I am an asshole

>>62125731
He's only limited by his own mind.

>>62125737
what the fuck kind of cruise passes through an active warzone?

>>62125708
>what is guidance
Almost every single tech company beat on revenue, most on eps, forward guidance and yearly guidance. Bank earnings right now are good too. And then we had a 9.8% pullback. And you think this pump doesn’t make any sense.

>>62125645
>>62125554
Obviously, these types of statements should never be trusted or taken at face value, especially not during a war. Not statements by Iranian officials, nor by American officials, nor by media outlets citing "informed anonymous sources".

The Iranian statements about no negotiations might have been false, or they might have been "technically true" in the sense that they were true at the moment they were made, or that there were no "direct" negotiations on the day they were made. I don't think there was confirmation of there being any talks in Pakistan on that day nor the day after, merely the US sending the "15 point proposal" to Iran through Pakistan and Iran sending "fuck off" in response.

Anyway, the exact veracity of these statements don't really matter. What matters is if the statement contain some kind of signal that can be discerned.

In the case of Trump's latest statements, the signal seems to be that there will be an agreement to conclude the war, but as for the exact details, I think we'll just have to wait and see what is actually implemented.

>>62125734
Advertisers believe it is

>>62125680
What about CUDA? I thought they needed that for AI, or was it just retail buy nvidia cope?

>markets close
>uh oh cease fire is broken :(
>more bombing
>oil pumps back up to 90-100 range

dump pump dump pump dump pump
market close, after hours

niggers do you not see the pattern. i'm not even a fucking oil baggot, i took my profits from this fake ass pump. It's gonna come crashing down again over the weekend

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>>62125741
Whoa

>>62125741
w-why are her tits all oiled up...

>>62125750
why do tons of men visit your mom at night?

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Robinhood!+Beer!

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what do i buy?

>>62125741
Ok you know what, how about this, don’t be an asshole and tell me

>>62125744
Was docked in the UAE when the war broke out, has been there for 47 days

>>62125756
Why are you upset?

>+1.50% on opening the strait
The market didn't even dump 1.50% when it got closed

>>62125734
Same cucked mentality that thought regular people’s data was worthless and couldn’t be monetized or weaponized.

>>62125748
Think bigger than ad revenue.

>>62125764
STOP NOTICING THINGS JUST BUY

>>62125764
Market only dumped when there was a possibility of the energy infrastructure in the region being destroyed

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Alright I wanna make a $400 -$500 gamble play what should I buy

AMD PLS BREAK 280 RESISTANCE AHHH

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>>62125758
HYMC

>>62125741
me on the left boss

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>>62125777
Checked

>>62125765
Well yeah and the obvious value of data itself

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>>62125764
Nothing makes sense, I hate it. No logic can be applied. Whatever happens people will perform the most impossible cognitive gymnastics to rationalize it. Oil shortage means new ATHs also I can't afford my groceries anymore

HDB +4%
IBN +3%

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plebbit, despite being libtard bears, at least has people with 7 figure portfolios, unlike anyone in these threads

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Imagine not being a Donald Trump cultist and betting on the US of A

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>>62125794

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>>62125780
lucky number 777.
Blessed by the gods. We are unironically going to make it bros. I am feeling so much exuberance right now.

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SOXL chads… are we seeing 100

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Just got back from my morning run...
Stocks are even higher now?!?!

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The stock market is literally gaslighting TACO not to do more retarded shit.

Now you know.

>>62125805
War's about over, expect a peace agreement soon

>muh WW3
>muh forever war
>muh energy crisis
>muh fake economy
It's like retards keep forgetting we are backed by the most powerful military in history and own planet earth

>>62125811
Cope and seethe tranny

Woke up from a coma.
Someone give me a QRD of the last 24 hours. I'm hearing conflicting reports.

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I just checked my brokerage and almost came.

What dinner should I have to celebrate my 5 figure gains today, Steak or Sushi?

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>>62125811
You are living in his created reality.

Mr dow jones is gonna hit fifty thousand

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Folded my shorts today, lost 5k

As Trump once said, we are on the Post-Truth era.

>>62125816
well it had nothing to do with being powerful, it was just you guys leaving and giving up on the whole regime change thing lol, if he doesnt change his mind yet again that is

>>62125821
Line go up

>>62125825
any less would been seen as failure from trump

>>62125821
What are you conflicted about?

I love seeing futa mumu rape bobina

>lockheed pumps on buildup to war
>lockheed dumps when war starts
>lockheed dumps when war (maybe) ends

>>62125836
Next week and rest of the year.

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it's the golden bull run

>>62125832
Cope more chink shill

>>62125839
There's still a shitton of munitions to restock though.

ngl Trump setup a massive bear trap over the last month. if Iran signs this nuclear deal it's over for bears

>Trump: it’s almost over, we can do whatever we want
free iranian waifus inc?

>Iran Says It Won’t Accept Another Temporary Cease-Fire With U.S.
>Trump Says Iran Faces Blockade Until a Deal Is Done
>Araghchi’s statement appears more aimed at unlocking negotiations than unblocking the Strait of Hormuz

This all so gay

>>62125844
lost iran war, lost mid terms, LOL

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I'll be on vacation until the final week of April for earnings calls. Enjoy the distribution chop!

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A Little More Thinner Graham Stephan!

I'm glad I stayed out of this clown show. Both fundamentals and TA aren't making any sense. You might as well put all your money into polymarket.

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>>62125860
>I'm glad I missed out on the generational bottom

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>>62125792
*in one line

And somehow the AI bullshit is back again despite picrel.

GAMES WORKSHOP HAS REACHED 20.000 GBP FOR THE FIRST TIME. THAT'S IT THEY'RE GONNA 10X AND YOU FAGGOTS WILL MISS IT.

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>>62125805
And the future looks brighter

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I hope everyone has had a good day

>>62125860
Says increasingly poor bearfag for the 1000th time

>>62125860
>oil hits a brick ceiling when it reached the peak of Russia-Ukraine, which was an actual insane energy crisis
>fails to advance higher and falls
>what the heck it's not supposed to do that, it's supposed to go to $200 a barrel
You just bought into too much reddit doomer bullshit. TA worked.

>>62125871
nice gains anon!
I fomo'd into SOXL after weeks of sitting out and might make a few hundred off of the ~20k I threw at it, I am peak /biz/

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Just buy and hold NVDA. It’s that simple.

at least baggler didn't get his boots on the ground

>>62125879
if oil actually hit $200 it would be depression levels of over. no government wants that

>>62125752
Anon dont jinx it you sadistic bastad

>>62125884
North American jews have done enough for israel

>>62125871
how much money do you put in to do stuff like this? i'm new

its ok CRDO, you go up when you are ready lol.

>>62125860
You could have made a lot of money. Let this be a learning moment for you.

>>62125879
>which was an actual insane energy crisis
the strait of hormuz's crisis is three fucking times higher than the russia-ukraine one

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Why can’t you bobos be more like peter lynch? Being an eternal nhilist is not profitable, you can be one in the short term but it does not pay off in the long term.

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>>62125889
My initial in pic

>>62125882
Thanks anon. I lowkey was listening to the guy who kept talking about 0DTE this week. I hope all you niggers make it tho.

>>62125879
the Russia Ukraine thign was a literal nothingburger oilwise

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>>62125645
same bake pic as yesterday, or am I finally starting my Groundhog Day?!?

Also MSFT $450 EOM or what

>>62125879
this crisis is worse, russia could just reroute its oil, hormuz oil cannot be rerouted as easily

This dip was pretty damn weak, but that's probably due to it not really aligning to broader market cycles and sentiments. I'm expecting a proper bear market this or next year. We shall see.

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>>62125899

>>62125884
We had those pilots that got shot down, so there technically were two pairs of boots on the ground boss.

>>62125899
First real investment book i was was "One Up On Wall Street", and still haven't forgotten the lessons from that book. Lynch was a hedge fund saint sent to guide us lowly retails

What will happen next week?

>>62125924
more green

WHY CANT YOU ASSHOLES PUMP!?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST WEEK YOU KIKE SHITS!?

Pico top reached?

>>62125906
MSFT is suddenly ok to own again. im not complaining lol.

>>62125924
Only one thing is certain - I will masturbate

>>62125924
Some mild profit taking, then pump resumes, unless Zognald or the Iranians or the Jews throw a shitfit over the weekend

>>62125924
someone finna die this weekend and the markets will shit on monday checkum

>>62125910
i mean he's not wrong on his thesis, just forgot that we live in a rigged game. They won't let oil get above $150 until they used all the tools of decption at their disposal.

>>62125924
Ayatollah visits Washington.

>>62125924
Line will go up and down

No certain direction

Can I get a WTFWT in the chat

>>62125924
Continuation of the winning-streak on the Nasdaq-100. Surely we can make it a 20 days winning streak!

>>62125910
bluecandykayn
just browsing through his recent reddit posts. its funny. literally everything he said in the past few weeks was wrong. dude probably lost everything in the past few days.

did Iran actually fold?
i just woke up

>>62125965
Not yet, but it may be over soon.

Oh shit, its over.

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It's actually crazy its not tech popping off the hardest

Why is OIL pumping now? JESUSCHRIST

>>62125772
Fromunda

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At this point I just want to see the market keep ripping for another 10 days, and look at people's comments. Mainly to get rich, but also the bear comments are hilarious.

Imagine walking by a roulette table and the entire monitor was red #, would you bet on red too or counter with black?

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>>62125965
yes looks like praising allah was all you needed to do to get peace in the middle east

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1 Pizza= 8 Slices!

>>62125965
They gave up all their nuclear powder.

>>62125965
2 more weeks to stop the fire

up and to the right?

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I took some time away from the market to focus on my job, and everything I was interested in has pumped to the stratosphere. All that's left is NTDOY and some cybersecurity stocks, which are already recovering.

>>62125974
So what's the fucking PE of fucking Wallmart now? Fucking 50 or some retarded turbobubble shit?

>>62125910
Kek I remember that post scaring me

Thoughts on SMR?

>>62125974
>Defensive staples that are bought when you expect a recession
Bullish

MMs gonna keep it pinned around 710 today. Rest of the day isn't worth looking at.

>>62125993
worth a shot. buy and dont look for 5-10 years id say. it will be years before they even build an SMR.

>>62125830
Kek, sharty
>>62125975
Dead cat

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Alright boys it's been a blast riding with you, but I'm taking profits here. Too many things don't make any sense in this market.
>buffett indicator at historic highs
>oil shock still working its way through the economy
>jobs market in the toilet
>ai still failing to show a path to profitability
>israel still exists
Best of luck on this continued nonsense pump. I don't know what the hell is going on and I don't like to invest in things I don't understand.
$800k sidelined.

>>62125978
Last time I played roulette I hit 24 black on a $25 bet and cashed in.

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Uh oh

>>62125989
QQQ at time of r*ddt post: $558.28
QQQ MP currently: $647.24

(((His))) dumb ass prob convinced more retail to help with the short squeeze

>>62125989
yeah reddit built a doom machine probably aided by the fact that they can downvote any opinion they dont like.... then it all blew up on them.

>>62125988
yep 45 lmao

>>62126004
Why didn't you just trim and leave a little morsel or two in just for the kicks?

>>62125981
They were willing to negotiate on that before the war too though. What they refused to negotiate on was the last ditch demands on them not having a missile and drone program. If they give up any of those then they will have definitely folded.

If they get eased sanctioned and/or reparations for giving up nuclear dust then they will be the winners because they wouldn’t have gotten that without the war

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alright folks i'm leaving you with another masterpiece of mine.
i'm going to head out and contemplate why the universe dislikes me.

to the
>pools open amirite?
anon who actually saved my initial post and managed to use it in a reply to me (the cohencidence) some days later just to "mock" me...
UP FUCKING YOURS

>>62125965
Iran won
>Trump agrees vessels will need IRGC permission to cross Hormuz
>Israel must withdraw from Lebanon and end bombing
Trump capitulated and Israeli society including the political class wants his head on a pike

How bullish should i be on Klarna? Seems they can keep going for quite a while more

>>62125965
>fold
Not exactly
They traded peace in Lebanon for an open pool

>>62125978
I think your example works better if you say "bears are always betting on green zero"

>>62125974
it's like day 14 of the snapback rally babe. and tech outperformed, vgt is at ath. consumer and industrials are probably the most sensitive to oil prices and today is pretty significant for that, probably explains it.

>>62126021
More points agreed to by the Trump admin dictated by Iran.
Civilian vessels will pass through a designated route.
Military vessels remain prohibited from crossing the strait.
“Movements will only be permitted with the permission of the IRGC Navy.”

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>>62126008

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>>62126013
10% of my portfolio is gonna stay in VOO. The rest is gonna wait for opportunity.
>>62125993
>>62126000
I used to work in nuclear power. Nuscale has a very narrow product that is suitable for very narrow use cases. Nuclear reactors are less efficient at smaller sizes, resulting in less complete fuel burn and more expensive operation per unit power. Nuclear power seems to be making a comeback as burdensome regulations are removed, but small reactors are not the way to go. The nuclear play will just be uranium miners (CCJ, NXE, UEC), but the market knows this and they are already up.

SOXL 1 year chart is insane.

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Is Julie having a melty?

>>62126025
You're right that is a better analogy. Bloody bastard, embarssing me on a friday of all days. fuck i'll never live this down.

Why shouldn't I buy oil here? It's almost down to prewar level while the strait is still closed.

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these markets and these politicians are so kayfabe. if you just picture the countries as spandex wrestlers trying to flex on each other and mislead each other it becomes much funnier and much more "rational". everything is exaggerated. faces turn heel or vise-versa on the drop of a dime and everyone "loves" it because it embellishes the plot

>>62126037
yeah SMR is more of a shot in the dark. worth the risk if its money that guy can afford to lose imo. some states and companies claim they want to build SMRs.... none have done it yet to my knowledge.

>>62126031
More concessions by Trump administration to Iran
>The Iranian ISNA news agency has quoted Mahmoud Nabavian, an official it described as a member of Iran’s negotiating team, as saying that some commercial ships will be permitted to cross the Strait of Hormuz, but only after paying fees
The trump admin declined to comment on few or tolls as part of negotiations

>>62126043
someone might call you an oil baggie

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>>62126047
There is certainly the greater fool play. A lot of people are morons and SMR very well could become a meme stock if enough people fall for it thinking it's a good idea for grid power applications.
But now we're just gambling.

>>62126050
This is why trump had to get ahead of the story so blatantly. The more details leak about this deal the less it can be soun as anything but a complete American capitulation and retreat on the scale of Vietnam.

>>62126050
>Iran says Iran won on Iranian TV
Fascinating. Thanks for the breaking news anon. I'm sure your puts will print any minute now

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DONALD PUMP.... IF YOU HEAR THIS... TWEET OUT PEACE.... DUMP OIL INTO THE SHADOW REALM OF SUB 50 and NEVER TO RECOVER.... DONALD PUMP.... PUMP MY FOLDER.... DONALPUMP...

>>62126056
or they could bring a viable product to market and build them. we dont know the future.

>A lot of people are morons
whatever helps you feel better

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>>62126064
Iran has been humbled

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AMC price targets?

>>62126064
Why isn't trump denying tolls are part of the agreement?

>>62126072
Those retards are literally making a deal with the big satan and the little satan.

>>62126060
Is this the Eurosissy cope now? Iran is dependent on the Hormussy. Us blockading it shuts down their entire economy. They went from war will continue to conceding overnight because they know they're fucked. I understand wanting to cheerlead against the US, but its just delusional at this point to think the US doesn't have all the leverage here. If you disagree, what can Iran realistically do here?

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>>62126012
what you need is a form of expression, art. you should make ai girls or something. your portfolio is not an appropriate place to express your feelings. my mom is at a watercolor class right now for instance.

>>62126074
because they aren't, but even if they were, it's likely part of a longer term plan to the benefit of the US ultimately

>>62126008
You mean Trump lied, again? Color me shocked!

>>62126074
It's an international waterway anon. Tolls were never going to be on the table to begin with, especially not from the country that cucked out as soon as the B-52s were an hour away from them. The Iranians can say whatever they want on their TV channels, it's not going to happen.

>>62126080
Continue bombing gulf infrastructure and get military supplies from China over land like they've been doing for weeks now. If the Israelis are seething then trump is not getting what he wants because it means concessions are happening.

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>>62126071
If they bring a large modular reactor to market they will have my attention. That's a genuinely good idea. Get something through the regulatory hurdles once and then copy/paste them everywhere. And because it's large it won't suffer from neutron leakage efficiency losses and will be competitive for grid power. I spoke to someone at Nuscale a few months ago about exactly this and was told they have given no thought whatsoever to doing that.

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jerome please
i am only up 2%
halppp

So this is a bull market right?
If I buy now I'm overpaying?

>>62126080
They'll send you into a recession as bobos feared, which is why Trump is pulling out.
>b-but we killed the-
They're muslims, they won't care as long as you suffer too

>>62126092
Have you tried using leverage?

>>62126089
With what money?
>>62126094
Delusional. You are in another world. Stocks will keep going up and to the right.

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>>62126095
I am 80% in 2x etfs

Iran? Yeah Iran a train on your mom faggot

>>62126098
Did you buy energy ETF's or something? The fuck?

The greatest thing about this is Israel is on the shit list. Good luck getting another president to do that shit, but wholly fuck the USA getting out if this nearly unscathed is wild.

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>>62126103
just QLD and SSO. The rest of my money is in SCHD
I guess technically i'm +2.2%

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But fucking why? Why now? Shit about to be over.

>>62126090
call Nuscale daily and let them know. call every SMR start up in the country.

you seem like a clown honestly.

>>62126109
SCHD sucks so bad why would any under 50+ invest in that shit wow 3.43% yields! My TTTXX account literally beats that, and it's being used as collatearl for options.

Or did you fall for the "dividend stocks outperform during bear markets" meme

>>62126114
>Eurosissys send ships
>Iran(Israel) sinks their boats on weekend
>all of NATO now has to join in on the Iran war

ez pz

>tfw sold klarna at 13

Trump lied, people died.
Fell for it again.

>>62126114
look at the eurocope squad

>>62126117
Well I've made money on it, not just the dividends. It's up like 8% for me

>>62126114
That's probably exactly why. To ensure that everything returns to normal as quickly as possible once this shitstorm resolves.

Not much more to do beforehand as it's not really their conflict and nobody consulted them before innitiating it.

>>62126117
I bought five shares as a joke last July because some anon kept spamming it daily and it's only up 17.08% right now, not great

>>62126090
https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/sustainability/amazon-nuclear-small-modular-reactor-net-carbon-zero

there is clear interest in SMRs.

>>62126114
>But fucking why? Why now? Shit about to be over.
Europeans love "international law" and Iran propositioning a strait charge is in clear violation of that even though that wasn't going to happen anyway. This is just their sneaky little way of trying to be "le hecking good guy" squad that saved "political norms" or some shit to get a free win. I don't blame them, this is a fucking layup.

The EU has been a massive embarassment + disappointment through this entire Hormuz shit. Really showing their irrelevance as a bloc

>>62126114
Well, US doesn't have any minesweeper at hands

>>62126123
>>62126114
the masses are being psyopped live. americans and nato soldiers died already but the goyim will be kept in the dark until markets crash because the rich would have sold out to china

>>62126138
From what I gathered minesweeping isn't done by dedicated ships anymore and US already swept the area some time ago, so it's probably safe or close to.

Why was no country nuked?

What's the one stop ETF to buy and hold forever and never bother with the market again?

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If a twitter account finds itself capable of destabilizing and manipulating global markets, then it does, at some level we're responsible for letting that happen right?

Just dropped 6k into VOOG. I bought another like 3k worth at $436.
There's a split coming up next week 6:1. Get your gainz.
>>62126117
SCHD has the dividend but also the actual portfolio is very steady for actual performance year to year.
>>62126114
>But fucking why? Why now? Shit about to be over.
Because this allows them to claim "look! we helped! we did something!" while Trump has been demanding support over there and not getting it. This is one of those "p-please don't leave NATO" moves I imagine.
>>62126136
Absolutely.

>>62126141
>believe my classified information and de escalatory buzzwords goy

>>62126143
Our nukes probably don't even work anymore
This is financial analysis

>>62126145
spy or voo

UHOH
OIL BAGGOTS
HEAD AND SHOULDERS 1 MINUTE CHART

PREPARE FOR TOTAL BAGGIEDEATH
OIL STRAIGHT TO SUB 50, NEVER TO RETURN

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>>62126117
I use it as a risk-off hold when I'm between positions but don't want to commit to cash. SCHD tends to move opposite to my portfolio so it fits in nicely.
Your mileage may vary.

>>62126145
Most would probably say ETF tracking S&P or some world index.

>>62126143
iran and russia were but your news would never have displayed those events. stop getting news from ((clearnets))

>>62126152
>>62126158
Isn't going full burger a bit questionable?

>>62126162
>anon realized federal shills and bots post on smg

>>62126150
Well, either way NATO was willing to help with cleaning up, so I wouldn't assume that it would be that much of an issue. Like it's an obvious thing that'll need to be done, so I wouldn't expect that to be overlooked.

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White Woman Hate Working People!

>>62126145
VOOG
2018 and 2022 COVID losses aside, it's been performing over 20% annually.

2025: +22.11%
2024: +35.89%
2023: +29.96%
2022: -29.48%
2021: +31.95%
2020: +33.35%
2019: +30.93%
2018: -0.21%
2017: +27.19%

It's got a lot of money in tech, so the inevitable pop is probably going to fucking suck but the companies that are in it are the sort that will bounce back from that.

>>62126114
Eurocucks coming in after the action to clean up the cum rags

>>62126162
you can do a msci world etf but it unironically contains 70% of the us market, the rest is basically just shit like india and china. us is the most important market and you cant hide from it. us going down will drag down the rest of the world with it.

>>62126164
no. nato wasn't, there are problems in iran nato can't solve otherwise it would've and you used the buzzwords "thing" and "like" which all de escalatory bots are required to. you cannot de escalate how hormuz will crash western markets

>>62126162
If you plan to hold it for 20 or 30 years you will almost certainly get higher returns going 100% american.

>>62125974
gonna nap babe. hope we can connect again today but maybe not, and i know i might not see you until monday, have a good weekend, love you.

>>62126162
Somewhat, yes, but that's currently where things are at. World ETF's should automatically redirect their allocation if that were to change, but currently they're like 66% in the USA anyway. If you want one ETF to rule them all it's probably the best option.

Just longed oil with leverage. Wish me luck anons.

Opinions on TLT straddle for next week?

>>62126185
don't. go back and undo it.

I still can’t believe people sold the bottom?!?!

How the fuck does that happen?

>>62126185
no way we see a fourth leg down, amirite

>>62126194
The market has mostly priced in the strait's reopening. If a deal is actually made, there's limited downside, but if Trump has been lying about the whole thing (as he often does), then the upside potential is huge.

>>62125720
kek delusional

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>>62126185
do it
>>62126194
don't listen to this homo

>>62125865
>>62125792
Honestly it's been an education, I agree, but the good news is that a lack of adherence to reality can be useful if that lack is consistent. If the market really does blow now in directions that align not with anything real but with what people say is real, you can arguably bet in the opposite direction of empirical fact and make bank. Crazy as it seems, almost every counter-bet I can imagine over the past month would be making insane bank right now. Maybe I'm just the retard but literally ALL the problems before the war are either as bad or worse now, cease fire or not.

proshares more like prolapse

>STX and WDC are pumping more than SNDK or MU
Spinning rust bros, we're back.
MU's V recovery sucks in particular because it was in a shitty technical zone before earnings and the war and it's gone right back to fester there. At least SNDK looks like it's just breathing after run run running.

>>62126201
Imagine not buying hand over fist when SPY was $630 just 2 weeks ago and the fear and sneed index was at max fear

MSFT chads is it over? the miracle run?

>>62126114
Euros are so weak and pathetic, they did absolutely nothing.

>>62126159
>iran and russia were
When?

>>62126185
Could be a huge payout assuming the cease fire breaks and a major development in the war occurs like a tanker exploding or something. Likely will pay out later like EOY otherwise. Shit's fucked and aint getting unfucked anytime soon unless something monumental in the paradigm changes like we tell Israel to fuck itself (press X to doubt).

>>62126204
there's no such thing as "the market". different interests price different outcomes via different information and the strait would not have remained closed indefinitely since iran couldhave used profits. trump lied, the federal government of the usa lied, jews staged a media blackout so goyim wouldn't have seen bloodbaths and western markets had the rich had been the only ones to have known. everything on open, accessible and non encrypted media is a lie, the government in general and the executive in particular included

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>>62126219
So basically exactly as much as chyna

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>>62126220
it really do be like dat

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He’s such a fucking liar. He can’t help it.

“The IRGC resources list five main requirements for ships planning to cross the Strait of Hormuz:

1) Any transit must be via the route specified by Tehran;
2) Ships must not be military;
3) Movement must be with the permission of the IRGC Navy;
4) Ships and their cargo must not be related to Israel;
5) In the event of a ceasefire violation in Lebanon, the strait will be immediately closed.

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I should have bought more dip.

>>62126220
TRVTH NVKE

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Why the slump?

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>>62126220
Zoom out
Oh shit that means the Qatar flash crash is coming, then the Bahrain bull trap, and then... it's over

>>62126222
russia has been nuked at least two times since 2022 and iran was in the first week of march. stop using clearnets for information
https://www.torproject.org/download/

>>62125722
aw man that's awful where do they host those? like where specifically

>>62126220
V!

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>>62126238
you've always been a loser anon now you're just old enough to realize it

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>>62126239
UH OH

>>62126220
arabic is read from right to left btw

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im buying the dip in Visa and Mastercard

>>62126239
Why is your map upside down?

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>>62126250
Who are you to tell the planet is not actually in the reverse position, UH?

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>>62126245
Coming from you turkey

>>62126250
Because the map I was replying to was upside down as well

>>62126249
Dividend Talks finally shilled to someone successfully.

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>>62125830
>Post-Truth era.
>a platform called Truth social, where donald "truth" trump shitposts is what dictates what the market does

>>62126241
that isn't happening and it is it's a good thing
i will not visit your ultimate schizo containment zone, bant smg is bad enough

>>62126175
Maybe not as a whole officially, but within NATO states and through NATO and beyond they've been organizing a possible support to help open Hormuz and maintain free travel.

If it will crash western market, then maybe it would've been a good idea to plan and discuss beforehand? Also I thought that USA didn't need anyone else anyway? Getting a bit mixed signals here.

>>62126259
white people live on top of the plant because we're top dawgs. The science has been settled chud

>>62126241
>>62126241
You trust everything on tor?
Give dates and location or nukes didn't happen

>popeyes chicken doing a one piece promotional thing
bullish for QSR?

>>62126272
stay asleep and believe what you want deescalation bot. clearnets, open media and surely "markets" have not had actionable infomation to them or used on them since echelon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON

>>62126281
bullish for black anime nerds

>>62126259
Even if you pull a 'north is only up because European white racist supremacists check your privileged' our North is generally considered up because of the direction of Earth's spin.
Only Venus is a contrarian inversing the rest of the Solar System. Venus hasn't made money in a billion years but it keeps shorting.

>>62126278
touche. you will have to look up yourself since no way fedbots would have been spoonfed itt. either way there's more to look up on non strictly open webs

>>62126283
I thought the fnaf thing was pretty cringe, but they literally put meth in their chicken batter so I keep going back