first for bears

>>62126420
TRUMP IS LYING!!!!

wait should I buy NVDA now or wait?

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> nows

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Any post saying that Iran is voluntarily giving up its uranium can be safely dismissed, along with everything else that it says. That would be the single stupidest thing they could possibly do.
This will re-escale for that reason and also because Israel wants it to.

>>62126424
It appears that we're dealing with two Irans. One of them has a future, while the other does not. This Iranian Foreign Ministry that claims there is no plan whatsoever to transfer the enriched uranium to America is obviously part of the Iranian regime which does not have a future boss.

It's all so tiresome. Let it be over already.

>>62126430
What car open doors like that?

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>>62126428
NVDA has a lower PE right now than Walmart. I don't know what else to tell you.

>>62126434
Au contraire the IRGC has a glorious future, 72 virgins each in the everlasting eternal presence of Allah

>>62126436
It's AI!!!

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>>62126424
War's over chuds

>>62126434
you too can be drafted

SOXLbros I'm getting nervous

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we are so(mewhat) back

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>>62126437
babe walmart employees can all be replaced by AI robots

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something just may or may not happened! sell or buy everything!

>>62126438
You know that was all made up by the Mullahs to convince rejected jam boys to blow themselves up right boss?

>>62126436
Mazda RX8. Although it's not nearly as wide as the door shown in the video.

>>62126447
Nothing ever happens.

>>62126447
Nope. Not until person of color Monday.

Can someone please summarize the best posts from the previous thread. I'm too tired to read it. ty

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>>62126455
you might be right... or not?!

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> still holding my shorts this weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgDX-tPKoVg

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Nikkei 225 is +12% ytd.

>>62126463
All you need to know is SPY and SOXL just go 80% up, 20% to the right

>>62126465
Just close and switch to shorting Sandisk.

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>entire market moving up
>my port AI infra/memory port is completely flat

KEK OIL BAGGOTS
LMAO

>>62126442
Draft jews first

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just made an americano for power half hour lets go

>>62126438

You’re confusing Sunni Wahabis with Persians. Very different people.

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chip bros

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Hello anon, did you buy BONDS today?

>>62126477
That would be considered racist.

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>>62126477

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>>62126420
White Woman Bomb Themselves!

>>62126442
I would never be drafted because I'm not poor/child boss.

@grok when was the last draft

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>>62126432

>>62126484
I actually don't even respect anyone in the middle east enough to be more precise with my racism.
Now if you want to bicker about native americans I know all the tribes and why you should hate each one specifically for being nasty little savages

I am legally retarded (sub 70 iq). "They" are not allowed to draft me.

>>62126486
i own some RIG bonds. they yield 7% and now trade over par. i'll gamble that RIG debt will survive.

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>>62126494
That's a very good bear image I like that.

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Genghis Khan is my hero and I'm mentally unstable. I can't get drafted because I want to commit war crimes too much

>>62126493
Doesn't matter as long as peace remains in Lebanon .
It will be Bibi that make the move that closes the straight again

>>62126483
nice
>>62126473
is that a good move?

>>62126493
Welp looks like diplomacy isn't going to work. Time for round 3 of bombing the fuck out of them. I hope we hit the oil this time. Stupid fucks playing stupid games and are now going to win some stupid fucking prizes. F-A-F-O boss.

>>62126493
$65 a barrel next week panicuck

>>62126505
Americans won't do shit
They are pathetic just like namefags
Line will continue to go up

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>>62126447
Why do Worst Korean biofems put clown tier quantities of white makeup on and how can I shekelfy this knowledge?

>>62126496
That's enough IQ for infantry.

>>62126487
racism & tribalism are alive and well, sadly, and heavily amplified by jews/glowies

>>62126495

>im actually to stupid to learn anything about the real world.

My hero is Gaius Julius Caesar. He genocided the french and because of that the next 2k years people have been idolizing and imitating him

too much pol crap in here though c'mon guys

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Apparently the bob-al-vagana straight (Yemen) will be closed tomorrow.

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LINE GO UP FOREVER AND EVER!!!

>>62126519
Take the Ayatollah's cock out of your mouth when speaking boss.

>>62126526
Why would this happen while PEACE is making gains?

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>>62126498
Sounds like you may have made some good profit on price action. Never a bad idea to take some profit once you're up depending on maturities and your portfolio structure.

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I made a lot of money today :)

>>62126473
>*splits*
>*pumps*

>Investors placed a bet worth about $760 million on a falling oil price around 20 minutes before Iran's foreign minister announced on Friday that the Strait of Hormuz was open

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/traders-place-760-million-bet-falling-oil-ahead-hormuz-announcement-2026-04-17/

>>62126534
america can blockade all waterways in the region if need be

>>62126536
i do listen to Jeff btw. hes way smarter than ill ever be on fixed income.

>>62126526
>Bobin-al-vagene
so that's what they call it in sand speak, learn something new everyday boss.

>>62126505
Bombing Iran more probably just reinforces Iranians' conviction that they need enriched uranium

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>>62126537
i'm gonna make $40 from my initial $420

it's not enough & i still need to get a job ;-;

>>62126548
They don't call him the BOND king for nothing

>>62126496
Prove it. Show us your HGRAF long position

>>62126545
From who?

>>62126550
They've lived 1000s of years without it and without the Americans bombing the fuck out of them.... Now that they have it we are actively bombing the fuck out of them.... Maybe they could put two and two together, ahhh nevermind they're just a bunch of jam boys, like their fathers and father's fathers

>>62126519
Sorry I don't respect your culture mohammed

>>62126563
>>62126566
fuck off to twitter

>>62126560
they depend on the strait for revenue they block it to control it america blocks their block depriving them of control and resources ie they can't do shit

>>62126569
and give the saudis free ad revenue? Yeah fuck off Mohammed. I ain't falling for that shit.

>>62126563
Iran is getting bombed because Isreal exists not because nukes exist

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I'm still bullish on new world oil co.s

>>62126577
this is a stock market general thread on 4chan biz, i just hate these vapid glownigger meme posts about dicks and shit and race

>>62126541
Barron is on good tracks to become richer than Musk by this summer!

The market is so gay.
I tried to short this morning and lost -$1200
Zero pullback.
Not even retesting the previous high of day or previous close.
GAY

why are you guys so obsessed with shorting/longing oil? get a life

>>62126552
Please get a job anon, its the best investment you can make in your price range. You can do it!!!

>>62126582
I could do a post about mohammed and the zut butt stuff. That way we get dicks, dicks covered in shit and race all in one post boss.

>>62126563
Iran's nuclear program is not the cause of the threat. Iran's nuclear program is caused by the threat. Netanyahu has wanted to bomb Iran for 40 years. The ability to build and deliver nukes is the Iranians' guarantee that US/Israel won't try to genocide them

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anyone buying the dip in NFLX?

I swear to God if SPY does a rip to 715 in the last fifteen minutes, I'm going to shit.

>>62126526
Why X that out? I mean, really, what's the point?

Just bought the oil dip. What am I in for?

>>62126590
;-;
i will...
thought about climbing towers or something, but maybe i should try a fast food job just to become less socially retarded
>>62126592
very true
idk if anyone else was watching when that meme started on pol but it was very obviously/aggressively astroturfed, and it didn't catch on very well
it was strange to watch

>>62126599
PAIN

Like three days in a row of
>institutions rig the market pumping the futures so the index will open above and into the positive gamma exposure
>number goes up after open
>everyone reshuffles and makes a new call wall for tomorrow, as the makers have been forced to delta hedge by the institutions
>intraday runs out of steam in the morning
>repeat
But you can see the intraday morning is getting blunter and blunter as a move each day.

>>62126598
why you chudding out?

>>62126594
Just buy SPY/QQQ/SOXX bro

>>62126593
>implying the guys who have chanted death to Israel and death to America for over 40 fucking years wouldn't nuke Israel if given the chance.
No, you're just wrong. I'm not even going to entertain this further.

>>62126599
Trying to find the truth in propaganda from both sides

>>62126560
>From who?
no the CDC

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>>62126582
I know how you feel newfag. I used to hate baggie too but one day, when you yourself have become a baggie you will understand and learn to appreciate his posts as a warning. Trying to help you get away from this gambling problem that is gonna destroy your lyfe ITT

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almost like there's a cult of defilers who want everyone to be ripping each others throats out & invoking dicks & shit all the time

good thing i'm paranoid, though...

>>62126599
Most likely after 6pm or 8pm close they will say no deal and market opens limit down Monday.

>>62126608
true. true.

>>62126593

You’re arguing with the lowest IQ poster here.

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>>62126613
i barely have a life in the first place, anon
or at least it feels that way

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>>62126603
Remember, you don't have to work a job forever! You can always try to get a different one later!

>>62126609
No, they would not. US/Israel have more than adequate deterrence. Marg bar Amrika is a slogan, not a literal policy statement.

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> nows

>>62126599
Please tell me you are joking? Oil is not a stock, its a commodity which has an actual "true price" people will pay for, it will normalize eventuality and I can tell you the real value is much lower than it is now.

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>>62126609
>Over 40 years
40 years ago today Iran and the US were allies and the Americans were supplying them with weapons to fight the evil Iraqis

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Robinhood! Standing! Still!

>>62126622
that's what a HS friend told me, it's not much of a commitment so i should just try things until something sticks for now
idk why i'm apprehensive

>>62126599
Realistically: a big red candle on Monday
What will probably happen: iran/israel chimp orange nigger party green penis to the sky

Strait more like strait up
DOW 50k waiting room get in
Haha get rekt Demofags
MAGA MAGA MAGA
WINNING

>>62126622
I've never held the same job for more than 4 months

i fomoed and bought soxl calls. what am in for?

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look at this guy having profits lol. i'm always in the pre-profit stage.

Dozens of ships have turned around!
Expect a Truth tweet any minute now announcing the straight is once again closed

>>62126636
i just bought soxs. one of us will win and one will lose.

>>62126609
>They chant
So the fuck what? Israel believes they're going to rule the world, regularly justifies killing babies, and they teach their kids that the other nations are just cattle.
Iran swore off of Nukes. They're a signatory to the non-proliferation treaty. If Israel would give up their nukes, there wouldn't be an issue.
Israel's literally making all kinds of deals with the Sunni Arab countries, loves them some sunni theocracies, and their demand that these Muslim countries recognize them could be accomplished in an instant if they'd stop violating their own laws about protecting religious sites and stop protecting the Baruch Goldbergs of the world trying to invade the West Bank.

>>62126640
my uncle works at nintendo and told me soxs will be filing for bankruptcy in just two more weeks

>>62126641
>implying Israel isn't currently ruling the world
>implying non-jewish babies are human
>implying other nations aren't just cattle
Look it's not my fault you're just wrong on all of these accounts boss.

>>62126539
Oh! Crap. Someone pumped.

>>62126638
this is why I like dividends it's like a little profit taking occurs for you automatically

>>62126646
full mask off tonight huh

>>62126650
What did you expect from the resident chicken swinger.

if you haven't realized baggot's a glowie here to bait you into doing antisemitisms i dont know what to tell you boss

>>62126628
Over 40 years ago Iran was in the process of getting backstabbed by kikes for not being progressive enough.
You can find quotes from the Shah saying this outright. You can find quotes from Nixon driving at it more politely.
>>62126609
Iran's capable of risk analysis. Israel has over 100 nukes and much more mature delivery systems.
The point of Iran having a nuke is to have the nuke as a backstop to deter conventional strikes, so Iran can play its proxy fighting games free from direct retaliation. If you stop listening to outright propaganda you'll find this is the basic bitch basecase analysis of the US and Israeli intelligence.
Israel obviously doesn't want Iran to be able to redirect their efforts expended in conventional defenses into offensive positions like into Lebanon. They don't want them to have a nuke so they have to keep defending the homeland from conventional strikes.

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boys, Zuck isnt messing around...

>The Facebook and Instagram owner will lay off about 10% of its global workforce, or close to 8,000 employees, in that initial round, one of the sources said.

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Let ever mumu witness, let every glowie hear, I will find out how you are doing it.

It isn’t just the SPR rule change freeing up 1 trillion April 1st
It isn’t just the loans to commerical banks %over season ballooning 3000%.
It isn’t just 182 billion from TGA these last two weeks.

I was on to you with borrowing the Gallipoli JM Keynes oil shorts play from WWI.

I will find the historical scam you are using if I have to go back to the Venetian merchant banks.

I will find out how you are doing it.
You cannot hide.

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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?

I had 150 SPY 1dte calls expiring today that I bought yesterday at open. Thought yesterday felt toppy so I sold them all for a loss of $3000 yesterday. Had I held them I would've made $50k+ today. How do I cope with this? Like I cannot stop thinking about it. This was my revenge trade for being a bobo retard and I still manage to lose because orange man pulled one last pump out of his hat.

>>62126659
surely glowies could do better

>>62126663
1.2% today :))

>>62126663
+1.01% good day

>>62126663
a lot of chip gains

>>62126663
Almost all out of the market because its toppy, but i left some crumbs and still make just under 1k$. Im gonna leave it in and let it blow in the wind.

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>>62126663
+1.32%

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>>62126663
my oil longs are fucked

>>62126663
>MU closing red
Shit stock

+0.00% for the day

Literally I was 276.75 United States Dollars in the green.

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>>62126663
Closed 90% of my positions. I will not keep holding in this clown market.
Up 4% for the year and waiting until things aren't retarded anymore.

>>62126663
-22.46%
SPY puts at close was NOT the right move

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>>62126663
+4.7% day
+20.3% week

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>>62126663
Today: +2.13%
This Week: +8.62%
This Month: +17.39%
This Year: +7.42%
this seems... unsustainable
but whatever

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>>62126675
this guy is living proof anyone can make it

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>>62126640
i will win

>>62126639
post sauces

>>62126663
>How did it go today?!?!
Bad
>How did it go this week!?!?
Bad

GET OUT WHILE YOUR STILL GREEN FFS THIS DANCE WILL END BAD

>>62126661
this is good. I hope they fire mostly zoomers, they deserve NOTHING

>>62126665
It's all fake and gay. Pumping from 630 since the ceasefire that never actually occurred.
Now it's the straight 100% open that is actually still closed.

>>62126691
omg

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>>62126663
+3%. The rich get richer.

>>62126665
that's what you get for being an antisemite

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>>62126663
+0.42%

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I'm only $30k from $1m

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>>62126688
Haylo! Who Is This??

>>62126663
+1.95% total portfolio today, missed the mythical 2% bonus trophy today

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>>62126515
Every country on earth does this, even in europe and North American.

>>62126702
She's not into jam boys. Now if you'll excuse me.

>>62126688
Well hello miss, may I ass you a few questions?

>>62126665
>felt toppy
You need to, with hindsight, look at your analysis.
If your analysis didn't actually say toppy when you go back and look at the setup then its psychological and you need to work on not being a twitchy moron.
If your analysis did say toppy then you're in the harder position of working out if your analysis is just bad or if the market simply moved against your legitimate edge.

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>>62126683
damn solid week brudda

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>>62126706
you're excused tripfag

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>>62126665
sorry but this is funny

>>62126713
See you laters. ^_~

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>>62126713
Embarrassing!

>>62126710
Don't think there was anything wrong with my analysis. After it started going down and crabbing at 702 yesterday, that felt toppy. Didn't expect a decline but needed a pump up to 705 to be in the money and thought a crab day today would make them expire useless. Couldn't possibly have foreseen Trump doing pump truths on a Friday. Honestly I was expecting these tweets of peace and straight open on Monday or Tuesday next week. Oh well now I wait for a red day or two then go degen again.

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>>62126702
did you really just post a photo you took of yourself for tinder back in January?

Missing out on NVDA and then SNDK kinda hurts, that was generational wealth and now I'm forced to be underclass forever

All-cash europoor with a rapidly depreciating currency
How do I afford to live for another 5 years?

>>62126663
>How did it go today?!?!
+39.32%
>How did it go this week?!?!
+103.81%
we eatin good this weekend

>>62126663
Up 1.30% today, 4.51% for the week, little bit of oil drag

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>>62126665
>This was my revenge trade for being a bobo retard

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>>62126720
Who are you trying to get crazy with, ese?
Don't you know I'm loco?

Oil calls

>>62126663
This week
37.40% on my margin account where I gamble on options. Made $2500 USD on SPY calls, some small gains on selling CSP's on SOXL and RKLB.
8.21% on my RRSP (most of the gains from buying and holding TQQQ this week, and some gains from buying XEQT during the dip). Already exited my entire position on TQQQ, I will see how next week goes if the rally continues.
Lastly, 3.75% on my boring broad market index fund portfolio.
Best trading day of my life so far.

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>>62126713
Goofin Around!

>>62126599
a good time

Trump cucked out HARD and now MIGAtards are attacking Europeans for not wanting to be part of this shitshow. Hilarious.

>>62126742
I reckon after we're done taking the uranium from the mullah's we should just take greenland and cuba. Cuba for shits, and greenland for the lulz boss.

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>>62126663
+0.38%
Could have been more but my defence stocks continue to be retarded

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I solded the stonks I boughted 2 weeks ago for 30% gains :)

I will buy back in after the reverse TACO next week.

I LOVE VOLATILITY

OH YEAH BABY I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SLIDE UP AND DOWN FOR ME MHMM

i am officially a coinbase baggy now (again)
bought in at 206

Up 36% today but I only play with a Robinhood account with $1k

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>>62126665
Maybe since you're a bobo fucking goycattle retard you shouldn't trust your gut the next times things feel "toppy" because that's your natural instinct the second you see a green candle you fucking shitbrained addicted-to-losing-money redditcuckoldfaggot burned 3000 dollars for no good reason no bitches having ass loser.
But really though, you deserve it. You made the trade.bitch..

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>>62126749

>>62126713
Farhan Thinks White Woman Is This Retarded!

So wtf happened today? Strait is open, but it's not actually right? This rally is fucking unreal and so gay.

>>62126744
The only thing that will be taken are tolls by Iran.

Should I slurp Xiaomi?

>>62126759
How are they going to collect tolls, when they're all dead boss?

>>62126665
orange man defeated bobo it's over..... boboxisters.

>>62126747
please no AI pepe mouses
is nothign sacred?

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I'm kinda scared to 100% my networth on battery stocks but I'm tired of missing out on new technological innovations. Should I just stop being a pussy and do it?

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>>62126713
Farhan Picked The Stock! He Already Got The Fucking Money 4 Fucking Years Ago!

>>62126757
Just like the ceasefire that actually never happened. Stop noticing and buy.

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>>62126765
The AI slop will continue until morale improves

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>>62126663
Today: +1.42%
This week: +3.26%
This year: +4.63%

t. index fag

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This was posted a week ago as a joke, it literally happened.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

People are not FREAKING OUT enough about this. This is a CRASH to the upside. There has never been such a violent and delusional pump. This is new paradigm stuff. WHAT THE FUCK

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Strait is still closed
Trump is a lying cuck kekarooo

>>62126762
they need nickels on their eyes to pay the ferryman to jam with Styx so they can get them 72 virgins tho boss

Oil is going to go back up but the market shook me out sigh

>>62126781
Of all the things to hold through the weekend oil would be the worst one

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OWL

>>62126665
should’ve shorted oil

Advice smgger anons? >>62126727
Stay in cash?

>>62126757
Both sides have said it's open but Trump is blockading Iran's oil and iran is only letting a trickle of ships through

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Vessels are still being limited crossing of strait and must pay the toll
COMPLETE TRUMP HUMILIATION

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Hack all his accounts while he's sleeping. Empty them all to zero. Have him run over and killed by an indian uber driver the next day. Respawn him as a gigamanlet jeet in an indian village as a lesson for his greed. If he rugs himself in a shitcoin scam mercy kill him with the traincide. Respawn him as a gigachad working in the twin towers. If he degens out gambling with the big boys then give him a stacy gf at work but place them both on the top floors during 911. Televise them suicide jumping for the lolz for us.

>>62126788
SPXL

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I work in shipping and when the tweet first came out we all read the part that said "coordinated" and we thought: bullshit, the strait is still closed.

A few hours later and ships have all turned back and no one is transiting. Strait's closed.

I have no idea what markets are thinking.

>>62126792
But if this was pump and dump week?
How long?

>>62126784
Sure but you have 0% gains if it opens up 10% and then buy back in

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Cruise ships bros, how we doing? Cruising good this summer.

>>62126794
>I have no idea what markets are thinking.
Same.

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>>62126794
You work in shipping but you don't know how to look at AIS traffic?

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>>62126803
By shipping he probably means that he ships shit in his adult diaper. I do the same, which is why I hold KMB. I'm an expert in "shipping".

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i can not wait for all bull niggers to have their accounts zerod out. so cocky, and they think bears are the dumb ones here.

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>>62126803
Yes because I can read that map unlike you.
Strait's closed.

Iranian shadow fleet ships of under 10k dwt do not make the strait open.
All the important traffic is either stopped or turned back.

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>>62126810
OH NO NO NO NO POORFAG

>>62126519
As Big J-Ep once said, "Let the goyim deal with the real world."
Words to live by

>>62126810
You're gambling against market makers with access to dead man portfolios for collateral, how fucking stupid are you

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bears have no profits or women

Why would anyone care about the strait when AI will make work optional? Seems silly

>>62126816
>with access to dead man portfolios for collateral
Dead man portfolios?

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Watch the video bull cucks. ZERO ships went through today.

Nothing has changed. Oil will be back in the mid 90s by midnight burger time.

Trump is a weak cuck.

>>62126803
Dumb ass your map shows a closed strait

>>62126821
Hmmm no 12 ships in past 24hrs and 8 rn

>>62126822
strong enough to gape bobos, bigly

>>62126821
>by midnight McDonalds shift
The US admin timed this well enough that the markets will be closed by then

>>62126827
Is this really all it is?

>>62126822
the BVLL is coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkobIFk0Buw&themeRefresh=1

I think the only way out of poverty is crude oil right now

Blue wave cancelled

>>62126822
we're here to make money not cry about politicians.

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imagine being the egg guy

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>>62126812
>>62126823
oh yea that's why there's all this seamen smack dab in the middle of the strait under transit

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>>62126821
why are they scared?

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>>62126837
3x leveraged crudge oil. do it! I bet you are stinky mumu!

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I invested 173$ into 3 ribeyes. Its a fancy pants butcher. I over paid, but i got a ton of money.

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Bobos should have won by now, what the actual fuck.

Why are bobotrannies bearish over spy? It’s rigged and jewish. You should be bearish on oil

>>62126844
Can you show actual transits instead of just posting cope arrows?

>>62126844
Your photo shows exactly 1 ship that made it out
Delnavaz, which is Iranian flagged

The ship next to it did not make it out, it turned back while trying to get in.
All the ships on the left have either turned back or stopped.

The small red dots on the right are tiny Iranian ships, irrelevant.

>Iran has told mediators it will continue to limit the number of ships allowed to cross the Strait of Hormuz and charge tolls for the remaining period of the cease-fire, officials familiar with the matter said.
>Vessels that pass through the waterway will need to coordinate with the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. The IRGC would still be able to block ships that belong to countries Iran deems hostile and is still insisting on a new management system for the strait after a final deal is reached with the U.S. that would allow Tehran to collect tolls, they said.
SO LITERALLY NOTHING CHANGED

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>>62126855
you can find this info easily on Yahoo search

>>62126858
well yea the strait is wide open for anyone brave enought to cross and the Iranians but the US blockade hasn't been lifted. The strait was technically never closed

>>62126862
OHNONONONNONONONONO IRAN SISTERS?!?!?

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>>62126862
That doesn't show any ships transiting and isn't even current
Its so obvious when you crop out the date .

Any more cope?

>>62126861
Trump has rug pulled me 5 times in 6 weeks with lies. Incredible

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>>62126862
>>62126872
> tried to fudge it so the number is as big as possible
>12

>>62126874
Also namefags and avatar posters have celebrated every lie

Fake news wars with moon shots. US never changes.

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what the fuck is going on

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White Woman Drain On The Economy!

live map of hormussy? what they show in the news
what website?

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>>62126862
>4.4% in DWT terms
Throughout this conflict it's been hovering around 5%

Anyway the physical market is now easing which either means the world came up with more barrels out of its ass or it means the music has stopped.

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>bobo be like
https://youtu.be/oY2nVQNlUB8?si=5ijaR8IIjNCkoxME

Panic bought gold miners this morning. Panic sold 2 hours ago.

Panic made $200 ayy lmao.

MY FEAR IS ON MAX RIGHT NOW
wait i sold everything except gold and silver
and coinpiss now

Reminder that you could have taken the L and made it all back by now.

>>62126754
Me when I slurp

Bless Trump for being predictable...I appreciate the gains

>>62126892
You’re fucking stupid. The oil shortage isn’t as bad as you believe. It takes some time for oil producers outside the ME to ramp up production.

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Did you smiggers fall for the bull trap of the century? I sure didn't and solded everything other than my GRRR which is breaking out of its descending wedge :)

Black Monday incoming.

>>62126911
>>62126901
I capitulated and went all in SPXL

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The same people that control the stock market are the same people that control what Trump tweets and says. It's just to make Trump look good. I voted for Trump but that is just bullshit by Wallstreet to make Trump look good. It's fucking stupid.

>>62126911
>911
Checked. Possible but Monday has been the most bullish day during this whole thing. Another historic peace deal?

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I'm actually one of the main characters thoughbeit

stop listening to naysayer and doomer linking you bogus news. the stock market perfectly reflects reality. all I need to know is that spy is up, that means the war is over. no I wont I wont click on your retarded kobeissi letter tweet.

>>62126922
really cute how PDT rule will be gone right around the time the melt up will be over lmao

I am now heavily in the green on my oil long. Thanks for the free money, you gullible mumus.

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>>62126861

Marandi is up on Daniel Davis. You can see what’s actually happening. The Iranians are about 10,000x more reliable in reports than anything Trump says.

https://www.youtube.com/live/mMWAWVyRqiw?is=AKB3R3pwD6rzBS0G

>>62126933
Yeah yeah yeah. Futures open Sunday and oil will be up. And then sometime around 5 am it'll be even lower than today's low. We've seen this episode like what, 30 times now?

I hope none here panic sold their PBR because we are making it all back on Monday

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>>62126935
is that guy the next on their podcast?

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World class TA for you smiggers, cap it and slap it.

There will be one last shakeoff, one more buying opportunity, one last threat to peace and just as it looks as if it will get worse, it will end just as swiftly as it began.

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>>62126937
knowing this is how it's gonna go still stings a lil

>>62126940
saw that the other day. fucking wild. dugin is an occultist magician, jiang was heavily boosted by le algorithm, and sneako is in on the fuentes/andrew tate psyopery. didn't watch but the fuck did they say?

>>62126947
>google charts
lmao nice anal-ist

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>Trump congenital liar not in doubt any longer.


In this April 17, 2026 Deep Dive discussion, Professor Mohammad Marandi from Tehran assesses the fragile post-ceasefire situation with the US and Israel. He directly refutes President Trump’s claims that Iran agreed to hand over enriched uranium (“nuclear dust”), never close the Strait of Hormuz again, or make major unilateral concessions. Marandi calls these statements “nonsense” and “made up,” suggesting they create a pretext to blame Iran later for failing non-existent commitments, justifying renewed attacks.1
The Strait of Hormuz has seen a limited reopening for commercial shipping under strict Iranian conditions: designated routes only, prior permission required, and no military vessels or ships linked to adversaries (especially Gulf states that aided attacks on Iran). Full unrestricted passage was never agreed. Iran views ongoing Israeli violations in Lebanon (drone strikes, continued operations) as undermining the broader truce, similar to Gaza patterns.16
Marandi assesses that more war seems likely. Back-channel talks, including in Islamabad, failed due to maximalist US/Israeli demands and lack of trust—past US signatures mean nothing without concrete actions on sanctions and aggression. Iran remains resolute, with hardened underground facilities, asymmetric capabilities targeting energy infrastructure and US assets, and high public unity. Life in Tehran continues normally, with precautions like online classes.
Renewed conflict risks massive global shocks: oil price spikes, Gulf infrastructure damage, and economic fallout. Iran is prepared for escalation if sieges on its ports or other provocations continue, seeing no incentive for capitulation. While diplomacy is possible with genuine respect for sovereignty, current US rhetoric and troop buildups point to high risk of resumed hostilities rather than stable peace. Marandi stresses Iranian strength and Western miscalculations as key factors.

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>>62126959
OPEX max pain was way lower than SPY finished. SPY has been super call heavy and they still let it moon.

>>62126926
No. The market is wrong.
The market has got it wrong.
The only reason they pumped today was to make Trump look good and because Today was OPEX. The straight is not open. There is no formal deal. Iran is blockaded. Since when does the market run on hope?
I am tired of the market makers coddeling bulls just to make them feel good and make them feel like they are on the right side when it's totally wrong. Save the pump for when there is an actual formal deal.

>>62126948
wow that bun is so lil

>>62126959

When rationing kicks in. It will hit home.

>>62126937
I doubt it. That would require a level of delusion that even the current market cannot reach.

>>62126970
A non believer huh? Suit yourself.

>>62126922
Why would Wall St try to appease Trump? They’ve never appeased any President in the past. Stop coping.

>>62126963
k lil bro, enjoy your weekend. I hope you are right because so far I am the one making money lol

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>>62126962
>59
Why was this deleted? Jane's a janny??

>>62126981
No idea. This is the same post?>>62126963

>>62126963
The market doesn't run on hope, it runs on fear.

Fear of missing out another 9.5% single-day blockbuster gain like last year's TACO day.