what % of my acc should be in options?


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iran lost

reminder to brace yourself for
TOTAL
MARKET
DESTRUCTION
next week

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Bulls are taking this oil situation so lightly. I'm raising my oil targets.

>>62132296
omg pls no

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>>62132292
i lol'd

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SocGen sees AMD earning $13 in 2027.

>OP cries about bobos in every thread now
Top signal

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>>62132299

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Whether this ends soon or not, the oil shock is already baked in. Production of everything downstream of oil is going to either stop completely or at least get more expensive.
Recession is guaranteed at this point.
And the bulls are still bullish.

>>62132290
if you have to ask 0%

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> futures

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>>62132320
i got u bro

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No matter how many times I run the calculations, there is only one inevitable conclusion: The Nuclear IPO Era.
Index fund managers, jealous of the 2-and-20 of their underperforming hedge fund and private equity friends are now going to unleash an unimaginable weapon against us. Carefully crafted by decades by the top financial engineers.

The Age of the Nuclear IPO is here. And it is headed for the index funds and 401k's of the world. It is inevitable. Massive private bid ups of companies to lead into frontrunning their inclusion in indices immediately after the IPO. The rules are written, the players are in place. And with each nuke they siphon off historic index fund return trends until there is no risk adjusted returns left at all. All that is left is for them to push the button.

SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic are only the beginning. It will be a new world. I do not know what it will look like but will be different from our current one.

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>>62132290
stop stalking me

>portfolio goes up
>still haven't smelled a hot woman's ass

there's no point to this

>>62132326
frfr?
sounds plausible

2 more weeks.

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>>62132330
>muh dick
indeed there is no point to that

does anybody even give a shit about the iran war anymore?

>>62132330
I've been with many women (lived in Asia for years), I was a borderline alcoholic and let me tell you something.

The high of seeing your PNL go up and up is higher than what any female or any substance can provide you.

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>>62132336
not giving a fuck is literally antisemitic at this point. watch your mouth, boy.

>TFW Slurped the picto bottom 2 weeks ago
>TFW solded my stonks for ez pz 30% gain
>TFW all cash and GRRR
>TFW gonna schlong oil from tonight uopen ntil 11am EST tomorrow.
>TFW get to sluirp cheapies all over again

Slurp list:
GRAB
IREN
ASTS
BANB
DAVE
RDDT
NOW
MU
MRVL
ZM
OUST
OWL
SOFI

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So how exactly do IPOs work? Does the company on marketing opening just go here are N number of stocks, we will sell it to first come first serve at a specific price, and after its all unload it all in like 1 second of market opening its investors just buys and selling among each other as they quibble about the real value? I assume the big IPOs coming will have a huge spread on the price on day one? Like would I on opening do I market buy for the amount of money I am willing to invest and hope for the best?

>>62132338
Would never want to smell an Asian woman's ass desu, they're ugly

>>62132336
The one thing I can say is that the market doesn't care.

>>62132283
>we have enough kerosene to transport our elite around
>only poorfag flights are cancelled
we are so based eurobros

>SNDK earnings April 30th
MUbros are we ever going to escape the 420-450 hell and actually ride the momentum for once and break to 500?

>(Reuters) - Iran rejected new peace talks with the United States, its state news agency reported on Sunday, hours after U.S. President Donald Trump had said he was sending envoys to Pakistan for talks and would strike Iran unless it accepted his terms.

>>62132349
what does that even mean

A unhealthy amount of my self esteem is tied into my stocks

>>62132336
When the ceasefire ends with no deal the stock market will crash. idgaf about the war beyond these facts. I'm so bored of this shit they're obviously stalling so insiders can keep profiting off oil. They should have implemented the blockade immediately. Bombed their infrastructure and sanctioned Iran into the ground. This war would've ended weeks ago. Now we have to wait weeks for obvious actions to take their course. Israel was right.

>>62132340
i dont get this webm

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>>62132350
you're a nigger
it is your life, though

>>62132352
I voted for this

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>>62132356

>>62132344
>>62132350
It was Japan, brother, not SEA. I don't have anything against SEA though. I got back home 2 years ago and I've quit alcohol altogether.

But yeah, trading is more fun than women. Waking up and seeing your PNL and proving to everyone you were fucking right. Jesuschrist, I love that feeling.

>>62132356
you have to be an incel to understand it fully

>>62132361
i like these things but someone would have to pay me a LOT to play her game

>>62132364
>>62132361
explain pls

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>>62132366
yeah idk what the deal is with the game honestly
i just collect doros

>>62132362
>Japan
yuck!
that place is easier than SEA and also lower quality lol

>>62132340
Is this some vtuber slop meme

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i havent eaten since thursday
genuinely too mind dead to go through the effort of cooking or buying food
honestly doing anything other than looking at the numbers move on my phone in bed is slowly becoming impossible

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>>62132368

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>>62132373
buy canned food
vegetable soups, beans, fruit, vegetables, potatoes, etc...
it's better than not eating & you can eat straight out of the can like a mad max character if you're giga depressed
>>62132372

>>62132373
Reminds me of the 2017 crypto days. I miss those times

I wonder if they're doing endless Hormussy open/close/open/close, and peace/war/peace/war bullshit to make retail investors comfortable with bad news, and then ******BOOM********* a RUGPULL for retail investors.

Like the boy who cried wolf, everyone is still pointing and laughing at the boy when the wolf actually arrives.

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>>62132372
no?

>>62132356
is there that much to get?

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>>62132368

>>62132364
I'm an incel and I didn't get it

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>>62132373
I wish depression made me eat less

>>62132380
this sort of shit upsets me more than gore at this point, i don't know what that says about me
maybe paternal cross-firing from getting old

>>62132381
why does she react like that to the penguin and pig???

>>62132353
what dont you get anon

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Don't worry guys this whole situation is firmly in the hands of Pakistani negotiators

>>62132380
Idk what it is but this art style gives me irrational anger and disgust

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>>62132352
>Iran blocks every ship but their own
>it's fair
>we block only their ships
>THIS IS A VIOLATION OF INTERNATIONAL LAW
I get browns have no sense of self-reflection but this takes it to a new level. They look like complete faggots on the world stage.

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>>62132394
seek help, anon.

>>62132355
HOW IS ANYONE PROFITING OFF OIL!?
IT HASN'T GONE UP ON A GRAPH FOR ME TO MAKE MONEY!

EVERY FUCKING TIME.
THE FUTURE IS LIKE 150, BUT OIL IS 90 OR 100, HAHA, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!

WHEN WILL IT DROP AND MY OIL STOCK GO UPPPPP?

NIGGER MONDAY INCOMING

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>had to cash out some of my port to buy a car
at least I wont have to deal with "people" on public transport anymore

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>>62132391
i'm not sure what "MUbros" means or what those prices of 400-500 refer to, or how either relate to SNDK earnings
i'm aware of SNDK going up but i never found out why it did

>>62132398
I now know what you are.

>>62132389
intimidated by her massive hog
then the sleazeball wink completes the vignette

>>62132371
It was fucking epic, brother. Back in the day you could even see extremely obese English teachers walking around with cute girls. Now things are more difficult. Back in the day, a white chad would have laughed at the idea of going to Japan. But now it's full of white chads smashing Jap pussy. And not only whites. Downtown Osaka looks like Marseille.

If the market tanks by December, I'll use my Christmas bonus to buy stonks and drive my 2003 shitbox for another year.

If the market stays at 40+ P/E ratio by December, I'll use my Christmas bonus to buy a new car instead of stonks.

i assume it'll drop back down pretty soon

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I'm hearing reports AMD is going to double in 2027. I will make it for real if this happens

>>62132408
proofs?

DOW at 50k is impossible to break!!
>>62132408
>It was fucking epic
short term sure, it gets incredibly boring because the jap women that you meet there like you mention have personality of a cardboard

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>>62132403
>MUbros
anons who own Micron (MU) stock
>how either relate to SNDK earnings
both are AI/memory stocks
>400-500
price of MU stock, MU hasnt been able to break its peak price of circa 450 since late January even on record earnings in March
>SNDK going up but i never found out why it did
smaller market cap, more volatile

>>62132394
tranime fatigue

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>>62132377
Based

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>>62132427
tyvm
>16726237532859735.jpg
hehe...

>>62132399
insiders are making hundreds of millions of dollars on prediction markets beats placed minutes prior to announcements that predictably cause oil price action so much so that their accounts are in the process of being uncloaked by congress

I don't like the hormussy meme. I dont like the -ussy suffix meme in general. It's dumb.

>>62132427
>smaller market cap
doesnt explain as wdc moved half as much
it just shows sandisk has way better margins

I should quit being a lawyer and go back to being a small town newspaper reporter. So much less stress. Who cares if I make 30k a year.

>>62132434
it's antichrist
everything becomes dicks and shit and race, if you haven't noticed, and everyone gets extremely uppity/violent at the same time
language is tailored
nobody seems to freaking care thoughie

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>>62132434
you're dumb

>>62132444
They're okay with small kings? What nice ladies.

>>62132434
Cringussy

>>62132434
lmao I don't either. I just wrote hormussy only because I was having a temporary episode of bad memory, and I forgot if it was Hormus or Hormuz. So I got lazy and I typed hormussy.

>>62132434
i still hunger for clussy

>>62132442
that does sound comfy

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>>62132449
strait of hummus

>>62132444
never liked this version of the female wojak. Their teeth looks like they have a retarded overbite

why does truth social allow non truth posters?
>>62132467

>>62132467
sorry Iran
America doesn't negotiate with terrorists, if you don't play ball you get bombed by the Empire

>>62132332
It is, unfortunately, quite real my good chum.
The history of financial markets has been to arbitrage away signal until it is indistinguishable from risk adjusted noise.
The index fund system has been an anomaly but they finally figured out a way to tackle that "problem".

>>62132336
bro you arent even prepared for whats about to happen in 2 more weeks

So what your bets on WTI after open? My guess is around ~95USD

>>62132478
I feel like every weekend (and week) is the same now
it's the same trading pattern over and over again

>>62132475
your take is dumb, these new big IPOs are just a fraction of these etfs
even then, you cant even assume they are that mispriced
even if they are, the mispricing would be a fraction of its valuation
it isn't anything weird or inherently bad

it would be bad to not include them, as it would be bias

>>62132482
saturn, saturn, beam me the pattern

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this machine kills bobos

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Advanced Money Dispenser

>he tweeting again
apparently iranian ship seized

>>62132452
It was pretty good anon. Lived in beautiful country in Colorado. It was unironically full of rural retards tho they elected Lauren Bobert.

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Every weekend this general claims something is gonna happen, then every monday nothing ever happens

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TRVTH POST JVST DROPPED

>>62132471
idk why we're even wasting our time trying to make a deal with a country ran by mentally ill lunatics. they support a well known long standing terrorist organization like just wtf are you doing trying to make deals with them. blow them the fuck up take all their oil and move on

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US NAVY FIRES ON IRANIAN CARGO SHIP

>>62132496
holy based
get fucked mehmet

hormbussy status?

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>>62132498
>>62132496
>>62132493

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Here is what is ACTUALLY happening on Monday:
- I fail to go to bed on time and wake up at 7am feeling like shit
- I have to skip the gym because boss wants an 8:30 meeting for no fucking reason
- Another day another dollar, literally nothing interesting happens at work
- All I can think about is my friends all having kids now and me being unmarried and childless

>>62132434
Bro doesn't like pussy gay as fuck ahahahahaha

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>>62132467
Let's fucking GO baby!
I hope the sink some ships

>>62132497
I agree but we can't blow up America yet, not until we have enough enriched uranium.

>>62132497
>idk why we're even wasting our time trying to make a deal with a country ran by mentally ill lunatics.
When did your internet return iranfren?

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>>62132498
>>62132496
Touska is an Iranian owned containership
It's not a tanker

With a tanker you always know what's on board, but containerships are different. Every box is a mystery.

>>62132485
>your take is dumb, these new big IPOs are just a fraction of these etfs
Depending on the index etf the weights of these nuclear IPOs are 3-8%, this is part of the design when you have a non-discriminating buyer
>even then, you cant even assume they are that mispriced
>it would be bad to not include them, as it would be bias
This was already the case wherein IPOs had to wait several quarters before inclusion to respond to market dynamics and price discovery.
Shortening this window to 15 days to time with index fund rebalance allows for very target restrictions on float and lockup expirations.
The only reason for such changes in the machinery is expressly because of a profound bearishness on the underlying IPOs. And thus, a target weapon against the index funds themselves.

>>62132497
some elements in the US still want to look good for eurofaggots and other trannies that give a fuck about liberal institutions and international law
We're an empire, no we are THE empire, we need to act like it

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>>62132283
Trumps Persian Rug Pull

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Brothers, if you're losing money, don't despair. You gotta keep trying. Try like Hormussy.

>>62132509
>lootboxes
Taking gambling to another level.

>>62132507
hi Hezbollah I hope you enjoy getting deleted from existence

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>>62132509
whats in the box?

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ABANDON YOUR POSTS

>>62132527
2 more weeks

>>62132513
>if you flip a coin twice, you will 100% get head and tails once each!!!
>>62132510
just buy the etf and if you are obviously bearish on the IPOs, short them
what is the problem boss

>>62132523
>>62132509
Persian gacha time

>>62132496
What business fucking amerimutts have policing traffic on the opposite side of the globe? I hope Iran quickly builds some nukes and flattens Washington with them.

>>62132513
If I ask 100 women whether this math is correct, what is the chance that any of them is right?

>>62132434
Why do you feel the need to announce to us your personal meme preferences?

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>>62132513
This is how life works for women

>>62132527
I guess it's time to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over.

>>62132532
America is THE global empire seething thurdie
iirc the strait of hormuz is part of planet earth therefor under the de fact jurisdiction of the United States

>>62132532
Stop using the word "Iran" like it means anything, they have not governed their country since 1979.

>>62132534
i don't like this post

>>62132527
At last

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>B52’s have departed from UK

>>62132498
>USS SPRUANCE TOUSKA
Anagram for ASTRONAUTS SUCK PUSS

>>62132537
America is nothing but a shithole filled with the worst scum imaginable.

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>>62132496
>>62132498

>went to check he actually posted this
>see pic related

How do these idiots actually use this platform, jesus fuck

>>62132527
2,000 WALL STREET BANKERS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>62132527
Monday would be the wrong time to dump you miss out on all the boomers who only make moves on Monday. Teusday after market will be primetime dump

>>62132513
She is right tho, you always lose when you don't try.

>>62132550
yeah it's crazy, it's ridiculous the president can own his own social media company and use it exclusively

>>62132549
cry about it to your goat ahmed

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>>62132529
>just buy the etf and if you are obviously bearish on the IPOs, short them
>what is the problem boss
Of course I can build a fall out shelter. My concern is for the public whit large that cannot perform such a hedge because of either lack of access or lack of capital. Humanity's risk adjusted returns wiped out by Nuclear IPO annihilation.

>>62132527
damn, he had a lot of time to have 2000 calls

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>>62132527
>>62132536
this thread is getting glowie'd like hell all of a sudden, am i the only one seeing this?
seems like they want everyone to panic sell
maybe that "april shakeout" schizo was right

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We rallied 10% on nothing. We'll lost 10% on, very tangible things.
Shorting with leverage 2x tomorrow at the open.
Literally free money.

>>62132527
>We live in a world that 2,000 wall street bankers exists
Grim

/biz/ group

Join by deleting the spaces
https://t. me/+tl7Z5SDK768xNmYx

>>62132513
the problem is that you don't get 100 tries

>>62132567
you're about to get jewed so hard tomorrow

>>62132569
how do they fit that many bankers in a single street?
is it that long of a street with many buildings, or are these bankers really small and filled in small cubicles?

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>>62132570
>saar join the crypto coin group saar

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>>62132320
This is true but it's not the end of the world scenario bears think it is. Just because Billy Bob won't get to drive his V6 around the block doesn't been there won't be food on shelves. No matter the price of oil government is going to secure fuel supplies for agriculture and mining because these are the left and right feet of states and civilisation; things will be more expensive but won't collapse.

>>62132567
>We'll lost 10% on, very tangible things.
like what?

>>62132527
>"""""""Michael (Hedge Fund Manager)"""""""
>Account based in South Asia

Saar I just spoke to 2000 Wall Street Bankers saar
*slight Indian head bob of approval*

>>62132563
Well, by the poll like 50% of the thread had large cash position during the lowest point of the market, so I'd imagine tons of people would be looking for a dip to get back into the game.

What I hate the most about this gay "war" is that we barely have any fucking video content. I already mentioned it but it's unreal how when I was a kid I could see Serbia getting bombarded on prime tv and in fucking 2026 when everyone, even really poor people, has a fucking android phone with a camera and we don't have anything. Fuck this shit.

What the hell happened to war journalism?

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>>62132570
Buy an ad nigglet

>US is stuck in a forever war in the middle east
>Strait won't open for another month at least
>Markets will not care outside of commodities and indexes will be flat to +2% tomorrow

>>62132320
wrong, nothing ever happens

>>62132586
but no one watches the ads..

>>62132570
Nice try CIA

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>>62132580
Agreed, but we'll see -25%.
It doesn't have to be an end-of-the world scenario to see the same thing we saw in 2022.
Big opportunities coming for people who are patient.

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Today I will remind them that peace and war are irrelevant as far as pump/reversal goes.

Mr Donald has printed 2-5 Trillion dollars by changing the SLR rule at the largest banks which went into effect April 1.

On top of this, the fed and agents of the fed have expanded their balance sheets by 1 Trillion over a months time.

>>62132594
>Today I will remind them
who are "them"??

>>62132587
>situation is completely fucked
Crabbing
>there is a slight possibility that the situation may be improving a little if everything aligns perfectly, but nothing has improved or resolved yet
HOLY SHIT, WE RALLY THE FUCK OUT

>>62132594
That's a good analysis and all but you're an anime fag so your opinion doesn't matter.

>>62132598
dumb bobos

>>62132584
check /r/combatfootage

>>62132593
>Big opportunities coming for people who are patient
t. missed out 15% free gainz and is praying for bigger dip this week

>>62132236
There is no difference between Amerilards and Poors, we both like naturally blonde big titted breeding hipped bimbos the most.

>>62132550
I don't know a single person who has ever used Truth and I don't plan on changing that.

>>62132605
I'm afraid there will be no more dips

>>62132584
They've released tons of videos of them bombardments, whatever thirdie news sources you use clearly only want to show defenseless GCC countries get hit with lawnmower missiles.

>>62132362
Trading is fun, but not under the current orange-orangutan-on-a-trampoline regime.

>>62132584
Iran was under a total internet blackout for most of the fighting. Even then there was a good amount showing impacts and interceptions in the Gulf.
I mean shit there's a video of a US submarine torpedoing a Iranian warship

>>62132584
There isn't a war going on to film

>>62132593
>Big opportunities coming for people who are patient.
that's literally always the case

>>62132513
My math teacher was a woman and taught me this. It took until I got a middle aged arab ranting about camels to understand my math education was bad. Thank you based sandman for using language i could understand

>>62132613
>total internet blackout
what's the purpose anyways
not like the people there dont know the reality lol

>>62132534
For the (you)s nigga are you new here

>>62132394
You must be a liberal.

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Is the US blockade legal under International law?

>>62132584
Iran has turned off the internet and their journalists only posts what they want.
Others sand states are prosecuting any war leaks.
The only real footages we have are Israel and Lebanon.

>>62132627
ask the International Court

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>>62132627
hope not

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>>62132627
Forget about international law. The mission of the US Navy is explicity to maintain the freedom of navigation of the world's oceans. What it is doing right now is in contradiction to it's own stated goals.

>>62132594
Why do you need to feel the need to avatarfag by attaching your anime onto whatever image you post.

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>>62132627

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>not under command
kek
so the ship was actually seized hours ago

>60 minutes til trading opens

Whatcha thinkin anon, hope you didn't have anything outstanding over the weekend

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>>62132637
delet this

>>62132627
>International law
there are 0 enforceable international laws

>>62132643
yeeeaaah im thinking its nothing

>>62132290
If it's not a 100% then why fucking even have an account? Anyone that says otherwise is a fucking pussy or invests like a grandpa. Might as well invest like a granpda and keep your money in cash under the mattress

>>62132644
Please upgrade your image model to something non-shit. She is wearing both a bowtie and also a necktie. 2023-tier.

>>62132527
I spoke to 2001 bankers and they said everything is fine but they were not from wallstreet

>>62132627
Wtf is international law?

>>62132652
based

>>62132653
>In key waterways like the Strait of Hormuz, the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS) guarantees "transit passage," making a total blockade legally challenging to implement.

real world dealers ww@?

>>62132341
>GRAB
People are seriously investing in the doordash of south Asia?

>>62132660
right here brutha

>>62132340
Whoever made this webm is massively gay and sucks countless amounts of dicks like the people who save this webm and post it.

>>62132594
China set reserve requirement ratios to 0% last year as stimulus.
Applies to leasing companies, which is the common way to get finance in China.

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>>62132637
She's an SPA (Special Purpose Avatar)

Once Mr Bobo arrives and has his party, she will no longer be required.

I can go back to posting Mr. Bobo if you wish.

>>62132667
when does his party start, that's what i wanna know
need muh timings

>>62132665
saved to repost

>>62132627
Blockades are legal, but they have to be enforced.

Ships that are falsely flagged are fair game for any country to board and seize, so the Venezuela tanker seizures were also legal.

>>62132527
Wow some random nobody on twitter is worth posting about. Better do what this random cocksucker says and short everything.

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2 more weeks

>>62132671
Ok cocksucker

>>62132678
advanced money printer?

>>62132665
I am not trying to be an asshole here but you are literally baiting/forcing me to spam this kind of shit, I dont even want to do it but your obnoxious whiny bitching basically forces me to.

>>62132666
China is based as fuck, also checked

>>62132685
Ok cocksucker

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>>62132670
I am not quite sure.

I've uncovered the printing as the fuel for the rally but no the exact mechnism.

Based on my VIBES (always the most important indicator) looking at the tape, I do not think its algos or minute by minute treasury intervention.

So far the bank trick that sounds best to me is some sort of swap pegged at a 5-10 minute tick of the SPX average price.

That would explain the tight snaps back to the planned trajectory and very short term average price, which doesn't feel like usual algo or pumping activity.

An inverse of the 90s hong kong trick which was unrelated mostly to this, but the "tick"ing factor really had my jimmies going when reading, that is what the SPX is doing.

Some other asset linked to the SPX is running ticking checks on it.

>>62132678
AMD still doesn't have the circular economy of NiggerVideo so AMD will never win.

NIGGER MONDAY INCOMING

>>62132695
you are the gayest faggiest faggot in this general you know that?
how many BBCs do you take in per day?

>>62132695
i did hear a few other anons call you retarded & say you always change your view to fit any time you make a wrong prediction in these threads
though i'm tempted to believe you, and my uncle always told me to pay attention to what the fed & banks are doing

>>62132698
Followed by a Taco tuesday

There are people in this thread who would suck a dick just to spite me. Why are people here so gay?

>>62132349
Momentum is nothing but game theory, anon. After the shellacking we took in February, you buy Micron because you are attracted to amazing fundamentals. However, in an irrational market amazing fundamentals are not enough. Be cautious. Keep those trailing stop loss orders in place. Avoid the urge to go All In. Buy in small cautious increments, and only after you have a comfortable buffer of 10%+ unrealized gains as a cushion.

>>62132587
>Strait won't open for another month at least

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>strait closed
>market goes down
>strait open
>market goes up
>strait closed again
Can you guess what happens next, mumu?

I’m so glad I held on to my oil though.
It may pump tomorrow

>>62132700
You really think he takes in a lot of British Broadcasting? I guess anyone would be bearish with that much BBC rotting their brain.

>>62132682
its making progress lol

>>62132710
I kneel for the oil-baggers

>>62132712
xd
i wish i had been paying attention a month ago, but i wasn't sadly

>>62132708
don't be surprised by the friday pump when the strait fake opens again

>>62132708
The market does what it wants bobo. Lmao the market isn't even "straight" to begin with you dumb cocksucker

>>62132708
Nothing, as it always does.

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>>62132700
in fact i have banged dudes girlfriends more times than you have had sex tee hee!

>>62132701
my predictions have consistently been that Mr. Bobo is coming BIGLY
but
that you should not yet buy puts.
I have not told you anyone yet to short.

>>62132660
shorting

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Schizo here, this is nothing.

the 11 missing/murdered scientists.... all working on free energy and anti grav tech,

look, there was a ufo spotted in the area of the war

Trump is giving his friends who are big in OIL, the market in general pumps and dumps to make as much money as possible and exit.

Once free energy is announced, and USED against Iran to defeat them, everything will first giga dump OIL to zero, nat gas zero, all the markets, -75% or more
gold, near zero
silver, pretty much zero

Trump is the antichrist and will bring in world peace with this tech

great reset

its gonna happen

>>62132704
>Momentum is nothing but game theory
this is retarded

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>>62132722
11 missing scientists?

>>62132547
London is within range of Irans missiles
>>62132710
I am pissed I couldn't buy oil on Friday. the app blocked me

>>62132722
What does this do to BTC? Energy may be free but compute still isn't.

>>62132722
Post your schizo diagnosis or fake news

>>62132715
ill be holding for 5 years while the Meta and OpenAI deals unfold. just buy it hen it dips next.

>>62132722
free energy would be bullish for stocks retard

>>62132708
this is wrong. its literally
>strait closed
>market goes up
>strait open
>market goes up

>>62132722
Listen Schizo, I'm you from the future you haven't yet remembered. Everyone in this thread is actually the same person. We are all posting here on a thread that exists on different timelines. That's why our life experiences, our thoughts, and feelings are so similar. Yes also to your question and be aware the CIA is watching all of us (You) / (Me)

>>62132727
It's all over the news.

>>62132738
im from the CIA, this guy nails it

>>62132743
Fuck, I knew it. In another timeline I sold out and work for the CIA. My suspicions were true about myself, I'm onto me!

>>62132627
If this were ever to be a point of contention then NATO would immediately pass a resolution to open the strait by any means necessary which would include the blockade

>>62132695
>>62132701
he's been highest iq poster itt for months

>>62132748
yes, sorry

>>62132751
One of the parties in the war is part of NATO and can veto such decision (like when Turkey vetoed the entry of Finland)

>>62132757
I forgive (You) / (myself)

>>62132758
Yeah not happening the entire world wants the strait open 40 countries held a meeting on how to open it back up which includes the use of force to do so

>>62132751
Why the fuck would NATO be involved in this shit. It's a fucking defensive organization.

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> futures

>>62132748
>In another timeline I sold out and work for the CIA
Might just as well work for them if you enjoy hanging out here. We won't judge you.
If you apply, there's no need to send CV or references, they already have them.

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>>62132722

>>62132764
They can apply Maritime law which Iran is in gross violation of

>>62132765
Futures aren't real

>>62132762
>i know classified information
>i believe (((screens)))
sweet summer shill

>>62132762
Do you really think European countries would go to war with the United States over this?
be honest, they're already dealing with an existential war on their eastern front

>>62132752
he’s a retarded permabear

>>62132769
lmao whatever helps you fedbots sleep at night

>>62132772
This is publicly available information perhaps you should skip the fake news you get your info from CNN, WSJ and NYTimes are comically biased against trump their reporting is borderline anti american

>>62132773
They are not going to war they're going to organize a contingent capable of protecting vessels while navigating the strait which includes the use of warships

>>62132775
irrelevant, kill yourself

>>62132766
Best just show up at their office and demand an interview like the boomers did except (They) / (Me) already knows who I am

>>62132781
>believe my screens goy
moshe take a break
>>62132784
and if nato doesn't or their troops die?

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Seems like this shit is far from over. Oil is gonna spike on Monday and everything will be red. And even though I will get another chance to buy the dip I’ll probably chicken out again. How do I keep this from happening? This new chance is everything I’ve prayed for but maybe it’s a bad time to get into the market just as the 2nd global depression is about to happen.

Give me balls.

>>62132792
>if thing that is happening doesn't happen
go jerk off with crude oil with somebody else

>>62132784
Trump's foreign policy is so unpredictable and short-term that the best (or at least cheapest) course of action is to just do nothing.

>>62132795
The market may be red tomorrow, but you are overreacting.
Why would there be a global depression just because of a war in Iran? There are other routes to get oil out, and it isn’t that scarce anyway.

>>62132797
you're jewish and afraid. shill nato on pol

The schizo levels are rising in this thread again. The timelines must be beginning to merge again

>>62132802
>There are other routes to get oil out, and it isn’t that scarce anyway.
Many axis countries can hit pipelines and oil refineries that they can see. Iran can easily blow up all the other oil refineries and pipelines to the Suez canal any time they want.

>>62132803
I'm German and Scandinavian American. I'm sorry your only education comes from pol not sorry

yeah billionaires are going to blow up all their wealth uhh just because

What’s the cheapest electric car I can buy to escape the oilnigger matrix?

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Biggest buy signal for KMB I've ever fucking seen

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>>62132805
What do you mean?

>>62132808
sure you are moshe. good luck posting those eglinner talking points from bomb shelters

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>>62132722
>2021, Biden usurps the presidency
>Immediately opens the border, millions of unvetted people start pouring in
>Fires and explosions start destroying factories and refineries
>Barely makes the news
>Scientists working on advanced military and military adjacent technologies start disappearing and being murdered
>Barely makes the news
>Death toll reaches critical mass that can't be ignored
>iT wAs AlIeNs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Biden allowed Iran, China, probably Russia, and God knows which other hostile countries to send kill squads in the US and Trump is playing along with the coverup to avoid public panic. That's it. That's the explanation. It probably won't affect the stock market in any meaningful way and no one will be held accountable when it's all declassified in 50 years.

Come on futas I'm bored

>>62132815
English isn't your first language that much we can tell

>>62132815
moishe*

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>>62132808
>Scandinavian American.
I am the only Scandinavian American ITT
There is not room for the both of us.

You will have to depart and cease your shilling of glowie talking points.

Unless you are a filthy Dane there is no reason you should be doing this.

>>62132816
>vote harder goy
lmao shills running out of propaganda enough to recycle them would not not have been funny

>SURE YOU ARE, SMOSH
fucking insult jews properly, c'mon now
i see this shit every day
this shit ain't nothing to me man
>>62132752
i get that impression, but i know some people are just able to speak very compellingly
i guess i could double check the things he says
>>62132741
is it?

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>Futes

>>62132820
eglinner talking points go on pol moshe

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>futas

>>62132667
>>62132720
This guys an attention faggot, message received.
>>62132795
You're meant to invest with money you're not afraid to lose and not have emotions when investing. This is like step 1 and step 2 when you start investing dude

>>62132830
>moshe
moishe*
fucking retards

>>62132827
>>>>>>>>>>boards dot fourth channel dot org or something slash pol
goyim looking up numbers to have traded with scares the jew