Nigger market for niggers

https://strawpoll.com/BJnXV0qj8Zv

Let’s try and be a bit nicer to each other in this thread.

no

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How do I turn my portfolio into a wife?

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>>62132858
ok

>>62132858
kill yourself

>>62132863
Put your total portfolio balance as your first picture on tinder.

You'll find someone who doesn't love you, but she'll marry you. She might even let you touch her.

>>62132812

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>>62132863

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fourteen hours until market open boyos, what plays are you making at open?

>>62132873
ALERT ALERT THIS POSTER IS A NIGGER

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you making gains bro?

I should have just worked at an ice cream store for 15 years. I'd have more savings.

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>>62132873
You should consider buying an ad

>>62132858
See I was nicer this time

>>62132880
getting a job would 1,000x most people here

>>62132840
>SPRUANCE
gay name

>>62132873
jidf reached peak insanity on honeypots so smg topped

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Was the schizo free energy anon right?
we all get rug pulled in the end?

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>>62132880
lol
that's a fun idea actually i could try working at braum's, always went there as a kid

I haven't looked at my portfolio in a year and I have 150 cash sitting around doing nothing. I take it this is a bad time to dump that into the market? I don't like how S&P is mostly tech because I HATE tech.

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Good evening
I sold my NASDAQ 5X Friday and bought oil hehe

Markets have moved on and don't care anymore.

80% dividends

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>>62132883
this for me
no reason not to try 1000x'ing without a job first, except the waste of limited sands of time i have on this earth

If futures red, tomorrow green
If futures green, tomorrow red

Simple as.

>>62132888
Fuck, 150K. Now I look like a poorfag IDIOT!

>>62132888
150,000 or unironically just 150.

>>62132903
you're good bro. we knew what you meant.

The markets are now entirely controlled by news about hormuz by some shitposters on xitter

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FYI, this week there is no OPEX supported floor that caused the squeeze and dampened downward movement. It's likely that bad news starts mattering again. The markets seemingly insatiable appetite for TACOs will be tested.

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What makes you not pick up the free 30% lying on the ground?

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what should I buy tomorrow if I'm looking to lose the most amount of money possible?

>>62132873
Based.

>>62132917
the inconvenience of setting up polymarket instead of just continuing to fuck around with normal things

>>62132858
billions must smile.

Futures open in 47 minutes.

>>62132867
>women = attracted to money
Has been deboonked.
It has been shown: more attractive people earn more money.
Women are attracted to more attractive men.

>>62132919
SOXS puts
trust me, I've given up and had to capitulate as well. Started day trading SOXL instead.

>>62132917
I wish there was a stock I bought buy that's correlated with that so it's less like gambling more like investing

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In exactly 46 minutes it will be over
Literally

you have been warned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzaaVXG8qI0

>>62132919
Puts

>>62132917
what does normal imply?
seems like a semantics rugpull

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>>62132919
buy vape industry puts expiry tomorrow

i need to learn how to long the vape industry for real
nigger world

>>62132882
I once searched for this pic of the rat for 10 minutes in the 4chan archive (by having the filename include "rat"). Most of the pics were the incorrect version where the rat is pointing a gun at the viewer.

>>62132919
Oil and then sell when they are about to rug it (again).
Ah, and gold and silver.

>>62132858
please consider investing in AMD and MRVL. the next 5 years will be great for them. thank you.

>>62132931
>bobos giving normalfags another chance to get rich again before they themselves are liquidated
idk why u do it but keep on keepin on

>>62132933
This market will resolve to “Yes” if IMF Portwatch publishes a 7-day moving average of transit calls (“Arrivals of Ships”) for the Strait of Hormuz equal to or above 60 for any date between market creation and April 30, 2026. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”.

Daily transit calls include container, dry bulk, roll-on/roll-off, general cargo, and tanker ships. Ships not reported by IMF Portwatch will not be considered.

This market will resolve as soon as IMF Portwatch publishes a 7-day moving average of transit calls equal to or above the specified level, or once data has been published for the final date in the specified period and no such value has been published. If no data has been published for the final date of the specified period within 14 calendar days (ET) after the end of that period, this market will resolve based on data published up to that point.

Revisions to previously published data points made within this market’s timeframe will be considered. However, they will not disqualify a previously published data point from qualifying. Revisions to previously published data points after data is published for April 30, 2026, however, will not be considered.

The resolution source for this market will be IMF Portwatch, specifically the transit calls data published for the Strait of Hormuz at https://portwatch.imf.org/pages/cb5856222a5b4105adc6ee7e880a1730, both in the chart and through downloadable files.

>>62132933
If you define the event markets too much it doesn't give the Polymarket makers a clean off ramp to limit their losses.

>>62132939
Not a big fan of their movies personally but Marvel Rivals is fun

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>>62132935
Did you find any other gems while searching?

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Futures are going to gap down pretty decently, in case it's not obvious enough. Just a heads up.

Money printer goes BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>62132955
I'm just praying the market stops falling for TACOs this week and actually responds to bad news again. Hoping we get below $700 tomorrow. Praise be to Allah!

a little bit down on hyper liquid https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/xyz:SP500

and weekend nasdaq https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-us-tech-100-e1

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>>62132917
Why would you place bets on a thing being directly manipulated by the US Government?

>>62132965
tranime faggot kys

>>62132917
i don't understand what i'm supposed to be here or why

>>62132965
>Dawg you can't invest in that. Someone is manipulating it from behind the scenes!

Yeah so I guess the entire fucking financial market is uninvestible?

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giant red futa cocks in my ass

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>what i'm supposed to be
what i'm supposed to bet*

i also don't understand how they're going to judge "returns to normal" one way or the other, sounds vague

>>62132883
If I had a job I would be retired by now.
>t.200klet

>>62132965
why wouldn't you?
as long as you can figure out how it's going to be manipulated

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never4get

>>62132989
20 mins

>>62132989
>noooo you have to panic sell on every piece of war news you just have to

>>62132977
I hate Polymarket, should be illegal. It's all vague and basically exists to benefit insiders. Sure that has always happened in stocks but with Polymarket there's almost no hiding it.

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Looks like the blockade is working. Feels like Iran is alot weaker than what /pol/ is saying.

>>62132926
Have you seen the pics of Elon and his co workers? Holy fuck the people were ugly. I swear everyone that is in “tech” is ugly.

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>>62132999
>looks like thirdies are dumb and weak contrary to what /pol/ says
wow really???

why are we waiting to react to futures, it doesn’t matter until like 8-9 am

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>>62132974
The red arrows in the photos both point to the date of March 27th.

You will notice the discrepancy in the price action and volatility - in spite of huge news moves.

Trump's family is bigly getting into prediction markets, expecting him to be ignorant of the fact that they are newsworthy and often taken more seriously than polls is stupidity.

For the same reason, trading in them regarding anything to do with the war is stupidity.

>>62132998
lol really?
i didn't know it was that bad

i'm honestly scared at this point, living in the US as a neet in a ghetto with no connections
i don't know what's gonna happen

Why can't Americans go one decade without starting a major war somewhere in the world? Like what the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>62133006
As long as this faggot is here posting I know we are pumping. Thank you for your service

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I'm so angry at the fat retard. I first started getting into options in October, right after the Chink statements made QQQ/SPY calls cheap, and I won FATLY. I got a taste for options. The market then went sideways for the next half year, until now -- finally we had some clear upwards movement again. But he just HAD to start his Trump shit again, or in general throughout the half year preventing any clear bull run due to his bullshit (like Greenland).

Don't get me wrong, I didn't lose money with options. I'm still up even after the fat red candle on Monday. But I want to experience a clear bull market for once. But it looks like we can't have that now.

>>62133004
just open the strait bro, like it was before you started shit

>>62133009
NIGGERS WILL SHOOT YOU

>>62133014
>Major war
Lmao. We've only lost 13 soldiers. That's 20 less than everyone who died from the Chernobyl incident. Its barely even a blip.

15 minutes

>AI startup Cursor in talks to raise $2 billion funding round at valuation of over $50 billion

chip bros

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>>62133010
>less than 15 americans killed
>major war
???

>>62133019
You gotta reply to the correct guy first bro

>>62133020
Professor Jiang, aren't you insolvent as of last week?

>>62133022
>20% of the world's oil supply and lots of other raw materials
>not major

>>62133027
I took a loan and I'm back. Shorting full of conviction and rage. PNL: 60%

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>>62133020

>>62133018
it's not that violent right now, i more meant in the long run, with all the blatant economic destruction lately

>>62133033
DON'T REVENGE TRADE EURONIGGER

>>62133032
Priced in, oil baggie.
Supply is already re-routed and coming online

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>>62133033
what are you shorting?
oil?

>>62133010
Problem with being top dog is that you have to assert dominance on a regular basis. There is no "just let this one slide" option. If you even suspect someone is risking challenging your authority you have to go at them. Even if they're not, the amount of fog regarding this shit is so extreme that people will just fall into whatever narrative is most convenient to them. People often like to talk about geopolitical events like there's someone somewhere that actually knows what's going on but really everyone genuinely is just speculating most of the time with this shit and just assuming the other side of up to no good because why wouldn't they be. Even if proof comes by later, that's for historians.

>>62133032
just outbid africa and india and let them starve
ez pz
this is only a problem if you're poor in which case the world would be better off if you're dead
if anything we're making the world a better place

>>62133032
>20% of the world's oil supply
that will be carved on bears tombstones lol

>>62133032
Well technically a lot of oil and other materials have made it's way so it's a lot less than 20% and resources have been obtained elsewhere along with reserve measures taken. The net effect is closer to 0% than 20%. If the strait stayed closed for years the impact would be worse.

faggots in suits vs civilians every time, you idiots

dont use polymarket dumbos
it's just a normal casino if you win money they will just say no you didnt and ban you from the premises

>>62133041
>>62133044
>>62133046
>>62133048
You are all clearly emotional Americans. Stop trying so hard.

YES THE US BLOCKADE IS LEGAL AND FOLLOWS ESTABLISHED INTERNATION LAW
THE IRANIAN BLOCKADE IS 100% ILLEGAL

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>>62132858
Okay. Here's something to set the mood.

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>>62133056
why'd you delete your post and re-post it?
giga shill unmoderated board

>>62132999
>/pol/ is wrong
That never happened

>>62133022

> unironically citing offical DoD casualty figures

kekklez :)

>>62132888
Take perhaps the fifth part of that and start averaging into a nice safe ETF or blue chip mutual fund. I've had excellent luck with AIRR and the Vanguard Megacap Fund. Anything is better than letting your money rot away in a savings account.... but don't go all in, all at once. It should take several years.

>>62133064

> why'd you delete your post and re-post it?

I accidentally said GIVE ME A BULL MARKET!!!!!!! instead of GIVE ME A BEAR MARKET!!!!!!!

A moment of retardation, I admit, I'll suffer the mockery

two mother fucking minutes

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>futures

>>62133042
I'm trading according to the gametheory and predictive history Professor Jiang teaches on his channel.

The manipulation hit me hard last week but I'm back in business with a couple of loans I took. PNL: +68%

>>62133062
OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE IN PRAGMATA

N

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OMG it's finally time hold me

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> futures

>>62133078
fair enough lol

OIL IS BACK

I hope the polymarket insiders get beheaded

>>62132840
WTFWT

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>futures

ITS SO FUCKING OVER

Oil baggies lol

>Oil not even above 95
>not even in 90 range

KEK OIL BAGGIES
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>>62133082
>I'm trading according to the gametheory and predictive history Professor Jiang teaches on his channel.
his videos are like 30 minutes long and i don't like him
more importantly i don't know which videos i'm supposed to watch & which parts i'm supposed to take & how i'm supposed to apply those parts to come to whatever conclusion you came to & have an idea what ur positions are, even if i wanted to take the time
was more curious what positions yu took

someone please post a screenshot of the live futures chart? I'm delayed 15m

>>62133082
Don't you think you're going to make people hate him by sucking his dick so hard?

>barely 90USD
Pretty weak so far. Not even pre-Friday open. Futures up by tomorrow close.

>>62133099
it dumped so hard they halted trading. hopefully you sold into that retard pump on friday.

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>>62133099
i got senfam
>futures

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>>62133099
they are healing though

>>62133109
o_o

Didn't get a chance to buy cheap oil.
I hate the orange.

>>62133109
not even down a single percent?

>>62133103
until bombing recommences the markets will just pretend peace deal is still happening

>>62133109
Fake market

>>62133109
Green by open. You can't make this up.

I want off Mr. Trump's Retarded Ride...

>>62133117
UK oil is 97, it's insane ggwp. It's too high to buy here.
I'm never allowed to buy cheap oil.

How can Trump TACO? He doesn't have anything on the table. There was just a meeting that got canceled. And now Iran is making threats in retaliation. There's nothing Trump can back down from and save the market this time. All he can do is make threats, but that will crash the market harder.

>X is down
uhoh stinky
ground invasion poopoo

is brennt up i cant see shit yet

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I think this market isn't being kept up by investor confidence at all...
I think kike spite is that strong, where they just keep propping up the (((market))) because they are that pissed they're getting beaten in the real world

>>62133115
after those huge green candles you took it's gonna be hard for bobo to make you feel anything babe...

>>62133125
There's going to be another round of discussion in Pakistan Monday or Tuesday it's not cancelled

>>62133120
nothing stopping you from going to cash and fucking off

>>62133125
>the market HAS to start caring about irrelevant nigger countries that never added any value to humanity

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>>62133099
>futures

>>62133135
this guys expression is like the Mona Lisa

Chan having server issues? Threads and posts appearing and disappearing

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>>62132840
>OIL $88 and dropping like a rock
holy kek oil baggots btfo again

>>62133128
Yes it's up. We are screwed. I wasn't allowed to buy on Friday

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>>62133099

Looks like da jews are pushing oil down again. Classic.

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5b-s0qcfxU

>Iranian news agency, Tasnim, reports that the IRGC has launched drones at an american warship.

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>>62133125
America has all the cards, faggot
The islamic republic is collapsing

>>62133125
he can invent something to then TACO out of. Like the blockade, or a new threat.

Well, guys, pnl up 100%. I'm outtie. Gonna pay back my loan with the fees. And you know what's up? I have a good initial to keep trading, baby.

The fight didn't end last week. I keep fighting.

>>62133147
As if that will do anything lol

>>62133125
Trump literally holds all the cards right now. The main sticking point is the blockade that he can lift at any time.

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honestly futures aren't as bad as I thought they would be, we already pumped way more than this

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>>62133129
>the joos!

No it is Donald.

All of the trillions entering the market thanks to Federal agency pumping and the SLR rule change will do so.

Trump will continue to pretend taco/no-taco is the guiding force so that the Treasury doesn't have a harder time than it is already having propping up the USD.

Look at Friday morning:
>https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TVC-DXY/?timeframe=5D

>>62133148

>The islamic republic is collapsing
Kekklez :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gti92H8i5YM

>>62133150
see you next week when you're back to crying about losing the house or whatever

>>62133141
sauce?

Which is the best free site to check futures with minimal delay? I'm Europoor and I want to check them before going to bed (it's midnight now in here).

>>62133135
>Leave RTZ to me
Getting fat in China is a warning sign

Why was the blockade so effective? I don’t understand

>Breaking | Tasnim: After attacking the ship, Iranian forces carried out a drone strike toward U.S. military ships

>>62133162
no one knows it's impossible to know such things
it's definitely not posted at the top of almost every single smg thread

>>62133152
it's making my shitcoins go down so yes it does something!!!!!

>>62133158
aaahhhh is that 80 religious fanatics in a room i'm going insaaaane

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>>62133158
>he has a brown incel cope channel at his disposal

expected more of a dump. not that bad

>>62133166
Iranian seemed to think they could keep letting their ships go out while blocking everyone else and the US would be OK with it, they need the money from selling oil to pay for anything

Why are miggers so fucking stupid?

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>>62133158
Face it, cakeboy. America WON. You LOST

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Ghalichad has spoken. Trade accordingly

>>62133175
same reason libtards are so stupid
because they're dumb
most people are

>>62133140
i bought 3x with 150 €
am i going to become a billionair?

>>62133161
gamlet

>>62133179
this guy has been repeatedly lying the entire time, there's a reason the markets not listening to him

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>BREAKING: Iran says they have targeted "some American military ships with drones" in response the U.S. intercepting and seizing the Touska in the Gulf of Oman.

>>62133185
oh no
notice how they didn't say the hit any of the ships lol

>>62133171
>>62133172
>>62133176

> all these seething mass replies because they can't admit the writing that's on the wall for our government's decades of naked arrogance
> knowing that my reply wouldn't have this level of seethe of they weren't nervous inside about what's coming

Keep it up fellas, more replies! :D
Real civilization is winning again, and there's nothing you can do about it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uyell2fi_A

>>62133185
kek they're seething so hard

>>62133169
Ah, fuck. Thank you, anon.

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>>62133167
Okay last post for the night.

We will be green on Monday, trillions of dollars have been printed in weeks.

As I have been telling you, you should not buy puts or short, now is not the time.

Mr. Bobo is still getting closer,
He has still been on his way since last October.

I will have more information for you after Zions Bancorporation (a major pile of shit and one of the regional banks causing the issues) publishes its 10Q tomorrow.

From that I should be able to gleam more info about what has been going one and how all this is being executed. It is one of the banks being rescued since October.

Good luck smiggers.

>>62133148
Not related to business or finance, you jeet bot. >>>/pol/

>>62133188
>video posted 5 years ago

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Israeli aircraft over Syria heading east.
Phase II has commenced.

>>62133157
why do jews write "joos"

>>62133175
Because they're 80 IQ jeet shills. None of it is organic. Buy oil.

>Syrians are reporting large numbers of Israel aircraft flying across southern Syria tonight, heading eastwards

Looks like we might be back to the bombing Iran plan. We may actually get some dip buying opportunities.

>>62133150
faggot

>>62133157
>defending jews in 2026
Have you not been paying attention for the last 3000 years?

>>62133209
I love Jews

>>62133197
okay, lesssss go

>>62133208
When someone insults me, I simply decide not to take it.

>>62133209
it's a jew. only jews write "joos"

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The world is a meme

Looks like the markets have accepted that Iran not getting out of this. It going to be balkanized ripperinos.

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>>62132858
Sunday /smg/ should be fun and nice
>>62133148
That doesn't mean they can't fuck the economy you goddamn retard. You are the dumbest chimp moron on this board.

>>62133215
why is he calling me out for vibe trading
burgers bomb this guy

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>>62133198
(ok actual last post)
I am not a jew.
But blaming the jews for this recent market pump is silly. I showed you what is going on.

Its donald.

Joos believed it was the end too
>how do you know?

What is the one thing a jew cannot live without?
Smoked salmon of course.

Check the salmon computer.

>>62133215
I feel singled out

>>62133224
Their drone and posting capabilities are fucking outstanding.

>>62133215
>>62133224
>>62133226
See? Every copy of the stock market is personlized

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Judging by the fact that /smg/ is over 50% shill posts, I'm guessing that we're going to get circuit breakers this week.

They don't know Russia has shifted to a total war economy just trying to recapture a single former breakaway state and now their banking system is on the brink of collapse lol

WW3 is being won with what, 13 american casualties?

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why is it going up

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This is how it works.

>>62133234
We mocked him for being a vibe trader and suddenly giving /biz/raeli tips on his Twatter, but it turned out he's the honmono.

>>62133223
Retard. Trump is not a one man show, he's the public face of a group.

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>>62133215
Is he saying Treasuries rely on how people feel about the USA? Are my oil barrels safe? I'm not at my computer.

if S&P manages to stay above 7000 this week I’m done trading.

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>>62133216
>>62133056

Oh fuck off, you All-In Podcast wannabe migger ass janny kek

Go ahead and ban me, I'll take the 3 day martyrdom lol :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvF_1uQlBDc

oil WTI is well below $90 lol.

>>62133231
>13 american casualties?
Imagine believing the DoD. Specially this DoD. Fucking cattle. lmao

>>62133234
Haha people were saying it was trump doing that shit, if it Iran then that means it fucked.

Means there a split between the centeal govt and the IRGC.

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>>62133243
akshually it's DoW

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You’re all cucks. Fuck Iran.

>>62133234
>tfw when ww3 is not fought with bullets or bombs but insiders trading against eachother on twitter
please someone just kill me already

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>>62133192
thanks

>>62133243
k enlighten me faggot
your brown heroes are still getting their asses handed to them militarily and economically
I sure don't see any enemy bombers flying over my house

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>>62133243
as opposed to believing the IRGC? post hands faggot

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NTDOY

>>62133243
Fuck off Mohammad

>>62133239
same, can't believe it's opening above Thursdays close

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its truly all over this time

>>62133232
said it earlier, the market is not going to stop pretending everything is fine until you hear about bombs being dropped again

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I have never seen /smg/ this heavily shilled before. Shit is fucked, get out.

>>62133250
>>62133251
Cattle believing Trump in 2026. Calling you medical morons retarded is an insult to the mentally challenged community.
Remember the crew of the downed F-15? The ones that were rescued? Why haven't we seen a single fucking pic of them?

Why don't you think critically for the first time in your worthless lives? It's very rewarding.

Green and red IDs will lose money tomorrow

Pinks and blues will win

>>62133261
oh yea the 43,875 people that it takes to crew an airplane i forgot about that you got me shasneed

>>62133238
doesn’t matter as the vampiretranny point out the SLR rule change and other rule changes also create a bunch of artificial demand for treasuries in domestic banks since everybody dumping

>>62133260

> I have never seen /smg/ this heavily shilled before.

I have never seen the market this heavily rigged since the 1919 World Series.

>>62133248
don't be upset. don't say that anymore. i love you so much. when the market goes up it's great for us.

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>>62133210
>I love Jews

Well be green or close to it by tomorrows close

>>62133263
rolling

>>62133192
godspeed

I voted for all of this

>>62133240
based
fuck jannies

>>62133259
tankers are exploding

What point of “those who bless Israel shall be blessed, those who curse Israel shall be cursed” don’t you guys fucking get.

It means by the Dip because America is gonna keep winning in our lifetime.

It’s over Trump and Jews won

>>62133264
I don't know what the fuck are you talking about, so we have that in common, boomer.

>>62133022
Why is "number of Americans killed" the metric that matters?

Bloomberg reported that the US expended half its JASSM missile inventory, and that was just in the first round. Iran allegedly expended thousands of missiles and drones. US bases in the Gulf region look like Swiss cheese on satellite photos published by the Iranians (hence why the US aircraft take off from bases 1000km away), and the whole region has been suffering huge damage to economic infrastructure.

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>>62132874
>what plays are you making at open?

Up or down tomorrow?

Answer me homos

>>62133290
Crab

>>62133285
you don't what the fuck you're talking about either

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If I don't get this remote clearnace job on wednesday I'm going to be well and truly fucked and constantly thinking about how if I ignored 'don't take risks' posts on /biz/ in 2020 I would be up like 800k right now and it literally would not be a problem.

>>62132993

it is over

>>62133192
also you better not disappear if you turn out to be wrong, i'll want an explanation of what happened

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>>62132989
Never4get

>>62133294
it's over for bears, this dip is nothing.

>>62133295
he's not wrong on those pump numbers, once banks cash out on them on corporate loans or retail some interbank or overnight loan rates will probably have gone down. that there'd have been chances to have profited out of puts on banks would have been kino and especially so against fed and interbank rates

Why shouldn't I just put my entire retirement into PFFA and let it drip indefinitely.

>>62133275
did people really vote for this

>>62133297
This reminds me of my time in Colombia when i had a hard time finding condoms that weren't made for shrimpys. This directly went against the viral penis size chart that showed Colombians were in the top 5 rankings for the biggest wangs on average in the whole world.

>>62133298
cope is free lil bro

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so are they gonna pause the war in the middle to insider trade again?

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>>62133302
I voted for a recession so I can get all my money in. And it's coming.

at this point i watch the stock market for entertainment purposes only

>>62133306

You know it! (((They))) can't hide their thuggery anymore

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>>62133148

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>>62132840
That’s it! Enough are ENOUGH! Send in the poos!!!!

>>62133309
entertainment is a gateway drug to the real word. someone please post the stein

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-0.64%

I lost everything

>>62133300
ic

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Day's done.
Sun finally pops out.

>>62132868
gtfo retard
>>>/adv/
>>>/o/

>>62133293
these cowards hold index funds with a net worth of 7k

>>62132868
BYD Mini Dolphin / Surf

>>62133303
that chart was a meme

Markets need to DIP I wasn’t done buying the dip yet.

>>62133331
>>62133335
SLOW NIGGERS
THANK YOU
>>62133253
I WISH I COULD SHORT NIGGERTENDO

futures aren't doing too bad for the straight still not being opened, guess the market still thinks its all no big deal

How's the paki Afghani war going?

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>>62133346
Shortages are starting to impact economies this week. The big show begins soon.

>>62133280
the markets will still just assume it's a bump in the road until bombing resumes
king migger tacoed one too many times before for them to panic before full fighting resumes

>>62133332
that poster is the ultimate coward. crying over trades he never made and name dropping /smg/.

>i woulda had 800k
sure thing buddy lmao

>>62133346

>guess the market still thinks its all no big deal

*the market is deluding itself even more

>>62133354
Just 2 more weeks unironically

Just give it up bobos, Iran is a 3rd world shithole and we are gonna have an earnings season for the ages

>>62133354
>2 more weeks

>>62133346
maybe 500% of the worlds oil really doesnt flow through that strait.

>>62133234
reminder that Iran's has the largest jewish population in the world that never left the Levant. Israel doesn't count because they came from Eastern Europe and were all soviets kikes.

>>62133361
if bears knew about company earnings they would be bulls

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Predictions:
Muh oil! Woo! Let's goo

Some time later this week:

What the fuck!! This is bullshit!

Followed by baggie taunts.

>>62133319
how much

>>62133378
wat

>>62133259
propping up stocks up is the only thing preventing trumps approval from going into the negative numbers. something will have to actually break for them to drop. even then the plunge protection team will step in with an infinite buy wall. I wouldn't put it past Trump to close the stock market for a few days desu lol.

>>62132863
Why would you want to ad a liability?
There is no intrinsic value(that isnt negative)

>surely the US stock market will crater because thirdies can't fill up their scooters

>>62133389
all global markets are up

>>62133395
dont forget some other classics

>billions will starve
>europe will freeze
>China and India will just sit there and let their economies be destroyed
>market is rigged
>two more weeks

>>62133398
for now, wait until the oil shock hits lol. the pre war tankers are still en route.

>>62133389
why did it dump all of march then. April marked the start of the clown regime and I don't like it

>>62133405
>wait until the oil shock hits lol. the pre war tankers are still en route.
is there a way to keep track of these ships?
i'm curious to watch what happens & how it correlates with other shit & oil prices, if nothing else
>>62133398
i feel like america is getting drained of its wealth somehow, might be paranoid/retarded though

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>>62133248
Fuck this shit, how about us anons just go and make our own economy instead

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>>62133409
>i feel like america is getting drained of its wealth somehow, might be paranoid/retarded though

nah, places like Europe are though