>>21892497
>every man gets a turn
so you don't haha

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>>21892509
here's a pity (You) for that weak comeback but now let's go back on topic

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>>21892494

inb4 Yorkie

>>21892494
If they want to tap into the performant masculinity market, they should associate the yogurt with some specific stereotypical attribute. Instead of generic "Powerful Yogurt", call it "Bactoblasters: Amp Up Your Gut" with "yogurt based nutrients" in smaller print. The soy mouths will rush to be seen eating it.
The other approach is to ignore the gender issue completely and use packaging and naming that appeals to men without outright stating "this is for men". That's what they did with Coke Zero. It's not called "Diet Coke for Men" even if that's what it really is. This gets more of the male market than just those who want to show you their collection of high scoville hot sauces. And it leaves women free to buy it too without feeling weird about buying something explicitly stated as being for men.

>>21892542
>That's what they did with Coke Zero
only women with type 2 drink coke zero.

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>>21892520
Lmfao.

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>>21892542
I've never seen a woman buy pepsi/coke zero

>>21892569
see
>>21892556

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>>21892494
Labeling definitely helps.

>>21892569
Looks like something young guys who use Axe Body Spray would buy.

i will now eat your man yogurt

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phew,

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>>21892494
Pic rel
Also mr.pibb
Obviously for misters

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>>21892494
>If it doesn't say FOR MEN on the packaging, I can't be 100% sure.
Not always necessary

>>21893826

>only $5.99 per can

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>>21892494
Get a Man Shake into ya!
Comes in the following MANLY flavours
>Chocolate
>Vanilla
>Strawberry
>Banana
>Caramel
>Choc mint
>Coffee

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>>21894158
Not to be confused with the Lady Shake, for ladies, which comes in non-Manly flavours such as
>Chocolate
>Vanilla
>Strawberry
>Banana
>Caramel
>Choc mint
>Coffee

>>21894158
>>21894160
Behold, anon has demonstrated marketing
>>21893826
Wouldn't feed this shit to my dog. F-tier stew.

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>>21894160
I'm sure someone got paid big bux for the different order, but I would have gone with chocolate-caramel-coffee-vanilla.

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>>21892569
>skyr
>skyr

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>ughh I really want this pink donut but I'm a MAN??

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Easy

>>21892497
fucking obliterated kek

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Powerthirst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&t=3

seMEN
Drink up op. Get your protein for the gym.

>>21894347
Gun

>>21894177
>nygr
>nygr

>>21892790
This needed to be said. Thank you.

>>21892494
rocks

>>21894347
classic

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>>21892494
Serves 3 men

>>21894158
Strawberry?
how about RAWBERRY
MANANA
FIZZBITCH
and
GUN

>>21892538
>i love power yogurt like i love my wife

>>21894160
Jesus fuck, what's wrong with that woman? That's not a smile. That shit is a threat. She's baring her teeth at potential customers. The bitch is rabid. She's probably the dingo that ate that baby. And she'll kill again.

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>>21894631
Australian

>>21892494
Meat over coal

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>>21892509
>>21892534

>>21894160
Whoa, I probably wouldn’t like this if it was called “The Lady Shave” ::wink::

>>21894642
>WITH ARTIFICIAL GOAT FLAVOR
WTF?

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>>21892494
They changed the name of these to "Pub Size" because I guess fat feminist bitches got offended.

>>21894642
>they admit it has goat flavor
>but there are "other flavors" they are too ashamed to mention on the can
What the actual fuck, Australia?

>>21895341
>yams, green bananas, cocoyam, dumplings, carrots, scotch bonnet peppers, and herbs like thyme
augh, how unmanly

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>>21892494

>>21892558
the mug is basically very shitty cheese soup which is fine but the chocolate noodles are abomination

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>>21895669
a WOMAN could eat that!

>>21895669
Called it. See >>21892538

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>>21894642
I got you

>>21894158
>>21894160
Most sane looking Australian couple.

>>21892494
>MEN?
MREs

>>21894158
>>21894160
This one /almost/ makes sense if they're going for some kind of nutritionally complete angle. Males and females have different nutritional requirements.
Gay marketing still though, of course.

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>>21892569
>Poolish "skyr"

>>21896147
It's say more "bi-swinger pnp couple for tonight" marketing.

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Fuck Thatcher!

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>>21896162
shalom

>>21892494
>first yoghurt for men
Some people are so up their own ass, I have a work colleague who says it's kind of gay that I eat so much yoghurt and like salmon and chicken salads.

He on the other hand apparently bleeds out of his asshole when he shits because he eats SUPER SPICY MANLY food and practically no vegetables

I hope he grows up soon, it's pathetic to be this insecure in your late 30s

>>21896937
biggest gay thing in this post is spelling it "yoghurt"

>>21896958
show me on the doll where the yog hurt you

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>>21896958
neither are right

>>21896964
soul

>>21894347
>>21894508
beat me to it.
also i had no idea yogurt was supposed to not be manly until now. its such a generic food, thats like saying milk or fruit juice isnt manly. what is it about yogurt that is supposed to be girly? maybe because it was marketed in the US as a tiny side dish as breakfast, i still dont really get it.

>>21896958
I speak the King's English, hick

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>>21892494
>tactical yogurt
>unscented eggs
>2 in 1 sausage link and patty
>Protein Powered Pancakes
>kill yourself coffee
>pre-workout bacon

>>21897255
>#sigma-browns
>wife stays at home-fries
>corned beef and #alpha
>wholegain toast
>Full American (no faggy mushrooms)

>>21896970
back in the day yogurt was always only advertised to women. The low fat kind.
it was basically a diet food and only women were supposed to concern themselves with diets

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how have these little shits not been posted yet

>>21896937
It's interesting how much overlap there is between male feminism and performative masculinity that's obviously been focus grouped by ad agencies.

>>21897281
Were those green beans grown on Three Mile Island?

>>21892669
>marukun

>>21892669
Ranonbinary

>>21897659
lost my appetite

>>21895327
You can simulate different meat flavors by mixing Amino acids in given ratios. Works best with Shrimp, Chicken and Beef.

>>21897284
Actually the green beans were the least disgusting thing in these. Mashed potatoes were like clumps of old play doh. Can't believe my dad used to buy these for me to eat, he should've been charged with child abuse.

>>21897283
because these products are for males who suffer from severe insecurity in their masculinity. it is identical to the feminine products slathered in pink and flowers and cursive script.

>>21898900
Similar to the recent outrage over the "pink tax".
>OMG! The world is so sexist. These pink razors cost 20% than the blue razors but they're the EXACT SAME THING, just a different color!
>Well then, if they're exactly the same thing, why don't you buy the blue razors?
>Shut up you misogynist!

>>21895694
This might be one of the stupidest ones. At least yoghurt might appeal to gymbros, who the fuck buys manly ice cream?

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>>21899156
uhh I ain't buying gay-ass popsicles

>>21892520
No serious vinyard would fall for the "wine is a girly drink" meme or even think it's worth addressing, this is just off-putting

>>21895341
It's not Australian, >>21894642 was clarifying that>>21894160 is Australian while also posting an unrelated Jamaican stock mix, which I would assume is American made as it specifies that it's artificially flavoured which is a requirement over there. In Australia you don't have to specify on the front like that whether it has artificial colours/flavours but just about everything voluntarily says "no artificial colours or flavours".

>>21895327
Made from artificial goats, have you not seen bladerunner or read Do androids dream of electric sheep.

>>21899047
we do

>why dont you just accept men as default
no

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>>21892494
What about cooking utensils or gadgets marketed towards men like the Mangrate?
Chicken, steak never tasted so good

>>21901172
You could also treat things not aimed at any particular demographic as neutral.

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>>21899329

>>21896970
Things you eat with a spoon are feminine. Chili only barely makes the manly cut

>>21892494
>What's some food explicitly for MEN?
don't know of any.

>>21892798
This marketing campaign was such a joke (plus it tasted like shit, every diet-related Dr Pepper tastes awful)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4iaetOC54

Marketing your shit towards men markets it away from half the population. It's a stupid decision to make.

>>21901172
>we do
If that were true, there would be no whining about the Pink Tax. But there is and you're trolling, which is simply pathetic.

>>21902477
scroll up

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>>21901349
Is that a grate you put on top of your grate?

But idk, I think picrel would be pretty sick if you had quad tips and pulled up to the tailgate party already ready to go

>>21892494
it really show how insecure men are

>>21892494
I put this under my armpits thinking it was old spice I didn't have my glasses on.

>>21902868
Whose glasses did youse haves ons?

>>21903014
Wine glasses.

>>21901170
>Do androids dream of electric sheep.
It must be from the Arabian version. Do Allahmdroids Dream of Electric Goats?

>>21902663
I'm not insecure don't call me that or I'll suck your dick faggot

>>21902663
> Company wants to boost sales
> Tries schtick gears towards 50% of population
> Random idiot: men sure are insecure
C'mon now

>>21903161
Not him, but it's pretty damn cringey when the basis for your ad campaign starts with the assumption that men don't eat yogurt, so they need a special powerful version to entice them. When you're starting off the bat only marketing to 50% of the population, it's probably a better marketing strategy to go with something not lame.

>>21895339
They better have changed it to chicken KYIV too

>>21892542
Coke Zero and Diet Coke used to taste different before those jews ruined Zero. It wasn't just "Diet Coke for boys," it was a legitimately different product.

>>21903953
That's my point
You'll notice the egregious ones are not around.
Wonder why?
Manwich and hungryman wasn't suggesting men needed their own sloppy Joe or frozen meal, it was about the volume of food.
Vastly different than the OP yogurt

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>>21892494
Who actually gets taken in by this crap? Masculine men don't even think about this stuff and will just eat some yoghurt if they feel like it and feminine men won't care at all about being "manly".

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>>21905013
the mancrowd

>>21894504
But what will Davis do?

>>21905079
Eat roundmeal with you
he counts for 2 men

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>>21905013
Soy boys are very performative about being safe masculine. Yogurt for men is a safe form of signaling masculinity. These are men who have cowered to contemporary feminist culture but want to disguise that by putting up "I am man" signs that don't upset feminists. These products are designed by female dominated marketing departments so they are by default feminist safe masculinity.

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>>21905051
The Masks for Men thing is super wild to me because they're just neck gaiters which were being sold at places like Bass Pro Shop years before C19. By the time everyone was scrambling for masks I had like a dozen of those laying around because I'd snagged one as an impulse purchase in line at BPS/Cabela's or I'd thrown one into an Amazon basket to hit a delivery threshold.

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>>21905270
>government forced them to print the pregnant women warning

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>>21905270
>Mancan wine
Some middle age wine aunt came up with that, believing that men are just dying to be cheap wine chuggers like her but box wine design is keeping them away.

>>21902655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo_VuzCf2N0

>>21905079
Talk about Battlestar Galactica lore, mixing Peyote and Ecstasy in Scottsdale Arizona, cool things to do if you end up in Fresno. He's interesting but a bit weird.

>>21905229
I know this is the MANLY thread but the idea of mint eucalyptus anus wipes is just insane to me, what the fuck is wrong with people. You're going to be prancing like a show pony with a stick of ginger in his ass

>>21905285
YEAH - NO SHIT WOMEN SHOULDN'T DRINK IT! IT'S FOR MEN, BITCH!

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We're gonna test drive a car
And say we need a little time to think about it
> Because we're men

We're gonna pay more for the movies
And chop down trees, and eat a lot of meat
> Because we're men

And we can have our own kids
But we're gonna wait until we
Meet the right person because it's an important decision

But in the meantime, we can barbecue
Buy power tools
Get tattoos
> Buy our own sho-o-oes

>>21892542
... Coke zero was for men? They always tasted the same as duet to me...

>>21905285
Better than "pregnant people"

>>21905079
Increase the amount of protein blast

>>21896937
>salmon
How is any fish feminine? Literally only men pulling fish up from water, and fishing is a male hobby. I get the salad bit because some men eschew salads all their life.

Caviar is the closest thing to gay just because richfags monopolized it.

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>man yogurt

>>21907275
Because of limpwristed "pescatarians"

>>21892494
Finally, a list of things I can eat that will make the guys at work stop trying to molest me.

>>21892494
Gigachad here. My favorite food? SeMEN.
If /fit/ hadn't taught me how to harvest this superfood straight from the source, I never would've made gains.

>>21907275
>How is any fish feminine
Fish smells and tastes like vagene, most fish is also pink on the inside like a vagene.

>>21905013
damn, that Hank is CHONKY

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>>21907324
>man yogurt

>posts deleted
>not in archive

what did i misssssss

>>21892494
>non-fat
Pussy ass yogurt bitch fuck that shit