>>21898723
It’s just cheap because they use corn syrup

>>21898723
>t. An everday Heineken drinker

>>21898723
Cheap American tastes like nothing. So it's not something you drink to enjoy but get drunk. Cheap European beers taste much worse as they use much more cheap hops that taste metallic.

>>21898767
worse, it's probably a bitburger drinker

>another episode of a hipster who has never drank american pils tries to explain what's wrong with it

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>>21898775
>Cheap European beers taste much worse
This, American adjunct lagers are boring but mostly inoffensive. Pic related was so foul I couldn't even drink it. You have to venture into malt liquor territory to find something this disgusting in America.

>>21898723
alcohol is for the buzz, not the flavor.
cheap beer is for the party, not the meal.
simple as.

>>21898801
grim

>>21898723
is this AI slop?

>>21898936
you need to be 18 to post here

>>21898936
Yes.

>>21898775
Cheap beers are meant to be drunk on a hot summer's day - at the beach, at a barbecue - unpretentious, uncomplicated, effervescent, refreshing

>>21898723
Adjunct lagers are great for when you want to do something outside or have a drink after doing something athletic. Nothing hits like a piss beer and a shot after skiing or going for a bike ride.

>>21898936
no it's bait
i don't actually care

>>21898723
the quality difference between bad pisswater (Bud Light, Michelob Light) and good pisswater (Coors Banquet) is night and day
Assuming you mean both light and normal American adjunct lagers by pisswater

>>21899192
Would you consider Miller genuine draft to be a "good" Pißswasser?

>>21899192
>Assuming you mean both light and normal American adjunct lagers by pisswater
yep pretty much

>>21898936
No. You don't remember the Pisswasser jingle?

Last night I think I shit the bed
Got so drunk I gave a dude a head
Life is just merciful blur
When you pop a Pisswasser

>>21899192
>good pisswater (Coors Banquet)
this seems to be the only beer you can find at an american grocery store that snobs approve of. beats budweiser for sure but it’s still not all that different from most beers.

>>21898723
Americans don't enjoy beer, they enjoy drinking. Thus American beer is made to be consumed quickly and easily.

You're all pisswater drinkers and you should fuck off from /ck/.
>Dis piss watr gud! Urz bad!
>Wrell Izuh doncha agrees! I did be said yous pisswadder be interferior!
>.....wah I'm an alcoholic
Fucking kys. Double to you retards that think cigarettes or any other kind of gas sucking should be discussed here.

>>21899370
I'm talking about the image zoomer shit for brains, covid destroyed your reading comprehension too didn't it

>mention shitty US beer brands
>out of nowhere all the Americans start raging about European beer
You dumbfucks are so predictable, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. So very cringe. What’s the matter, can’t defend your shitty beer for invalids and toothless retards on its own merits?

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>>21898742
>corn syrup in beer
grim

The climate here is warmer than most of Europe. New York's at the same latitude as Istanbul. An American-style lager, served ice cold, is particularly refreshing on a scorching hot day.

>>21900104
>zoomer
>he doesn't know

>>21900292
>The climate here is warmer than most of Europe.
yes and no. excluding scandi, we get higher highs but also lower lows.

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I dont actually particularly like beer. Yeah, IPA's and some European beers definitely taste better, but still not amazing. If i wanna drink something actually good, ill order cocktails. if im drinking beer, i just wanna drink something cheap and edible.

>>21900310
You know we're on the internet right and people can just Google what you said and find out it's not true?

When did beer get so damn expensive? Whoever decided that playing $10+ for a an average sixer is acceptable deserves to be beaten to death.

>>21900323
go ahead and do that. you won't though because what i said is correct. let me say it more verbose since you are a little slow: with respect to western europe (excluding scandinavia), we get higher high temperatures in the summer but we also get lower low temperatures in the winter.

>>21900310
In general, the US is hotter than Europe. You forget that all of Europe can fit inside the Southwest.

>>21900320
>doesn't like beer
>some IPA's taste good
What causes this?

>>21898824
Nah this is fine, atleast in my region, there is worse trash when it comes to German poorfag beer.
>Adlerkrone
>Öttinger
>Turmbräu
>Adels Pils
>Elephant Beer
>Faxe
>Hansa
All worse, not in any particular order

>>21899521
In my experience it's Yuengling but people in the USA East of the Mississippi can't get it so maybe they go for Coors Banquet instead

>>21900356
Whoops, I meant west of the Mississippi

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>>21900353
>Elephant Beer
You best not be shit talking my homies at Delirium.

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>>21900358
Huh? No, not at all actually, It's Carlsbergs strong brand and it's easily the worst strong beer in existence

>>21900353
Turmbräu is way better than 5,0er. Especially back in the days when it was 29 cents.

>>21900104
Why would you think it's AI instead of a close up from a screenshot?

>>21900352
Hops. While most IPA's were just made to take advantage of the Yakima hop glut, some actually understand how to use them to add just enough to provide a nice citrusy or piney note to the ale.

>>21900358
delirium is...ok. it's pretty much the only widely available dutch beer in the states though. i liked this one dutch beer i had when i was in rotterdam, the label had green and red, an elf on it i think, and the name on it had that ugly dutch "ewij" at the end or something close to it. that's all i remember of it

>>21900417
overprocessed images tend to look a lot like AI slop in many cases

>>21900541
>Green and Red
Duchess de Bourgogne? That one tastes like 100% chocolate and port wine despite not being a stout or having sugar added in/fortified

>>21900549
>Duchess de Bourgogne?
no. that label is black and red, no green. i like that beer too though. sours are good.

>>21900543
Images saved to phones have AI filters applied automatically now

I've never had any beer. What does it taste like?

>>21900660
Beer...

>>21900541
>green and red, an elf on it i think
probably La Chouffe, really tasty beer

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>>21900823
love this little nigga like you wouldnbt believe

>>21900823
>>21900824
yup that's it. had that on tap at a riverside bar in rotterdam...amazing.

>>21900541
>>21900823
>>21900824
That's funny, I actually just finished a N'ice Chouffe and i just thought it was ok. Guess I'll be sticking to the pink elephant.
Also, it's not Dutch. It's Belgian. I don't know if I've ever seen a Dutch beer.

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>>21900360
>It's Carlsbergs strong brand and it's easily the worst strong beer in existence

211 has entered the chat.

>>21900903
>I don't know if I've ever seen a Dutch beer.
You've never seen a Heineken?

>>21900248
It's just a source of fermentable sugar. There's no corn syrup left in the final product.

>>21901263
It's baffling enough that you psychos will take any chance to use corn syrup in a product, like it wouldn't surprise me if your livestock were fed it too as "supplement"

>>21901380
Government subsidy that was supposed to keep corn farmers afloat has instead led us to this nightmare world where everything is full of concentrated Karo syrup. Eliminating the subsidies would cause food prices to skyrocket so no politician will ever fix this since it will doom them to never being reelected.

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>>21900358
Them naming one delirium tremens is enough to have me buy that when I'm grabbing beer most times, the irony wins me over.

>>21900353
>Elephant Beer
>Faxe
>Hansa
>German
Top quality bait

>>21898723
>eurotards
American lagers are revolting. I could puke. I would kill myself if I had to drink this every day
>also eurotards
American lagers taste like literally nothing. It's like a can of water.

>>21901159
If you think Four Lokos taste better than Steel Reserve you need your head checked for injuries.

>>21899521
>only beer you can find at an american grocery store that snobs approve of
As you noted, this isn't that different from anything else. It's nice and out of the absolute gutter tier but it's on par with a pbr, rolling rock, rainier kind of level.

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step aside americans
*is literally the worst lager ever in your path*

>>21904577
My local Thai joint only has Chang, Tsingtao, and American macrolagers. How does this compare?

>>21905012
Thin and boring just like the others.

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You don't know about shit beers

>>21905103
At least it had those funny Star Wars spots.

>>21905103
>>21905133
CERVEZA CRISTAL!

>>21898723
We have both good beers and cheap beers

>>21905103
Enlighten me. What is it that makes it so shit?

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>>21907138
It's watered down to hell, tastes cheap, doesn't really mix with anything (stuff like "cheladas" are very popular here).

>>21901380
It baffles you that a crop that's easily and excessively grown is used in a multitude of ways, including fermentation? You should learn more about agriculture and history

>>21900824
Oddly enough I've seen a push in my state with la chouffe. Idk why. Good beer though

>>21900248
wait til you hear about the secret sauce in belgian beers
needs more purity law

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Where's my biere d'or niggas at?

>>21909546
Beer dor? I hardly know or

>>21901799
that's why politicians are cunts.
that's your goal. you're supposed to change shit for the better. not rake in cash.

>>21900104
So you think the picture is fake but you belive the jingle is real?

>>21904577
That's a decent lager. What are you talking about?