black raspberry gelato in peak season

A good vanilla ice cream with fresh strawberries.

>>21901029
Sounds good

>>21901022
This hamplanet's pleasurecrater with creme fraiche.

My cheesecake recipe and cake/cupcake recipe are pretty top notch - if completely unsubtle diabetes bombs. Tequila blueberry topping with some nutmeg on top of the cheesecake, or thin layers of the chocolate cake, done with progressively less cocoa, layered with thin crisp wafer and coffee pastry cream, topped with caramelized banana, stamped out into little cupcakes...

That said, I do love me a good millefeuille, tiramisu, or banaynays foster.

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>>21901022
Homemade cheesecake with fresh cherry compote
I make great cheesecake because I love it so much

Simple chocolate milkshake.
The only problem is they're always too small, go by way too fast. I need like a gallon...

>>21901088
You can make it happen. I believe in you.

>>21901091
I could murder a bowl of corn pops right now.
They're great as an ingredient in desserts, as are many other cereals... I dunno about top dessert, but what cereal do you have in mind?

>>21901088
You ever add a banana in?

>>21901131
It's been a while since I've had a chocolate shake, I don't normally but I would.
>>21901097
Oh I'm sure I could. I just know I shouldn't.

>>21901088
>Simple chocolate milkshake.
>The only problem is they're always too small, go by way too fast. I need like a gallon...

United dairy farmers (chain out in Ohio) had chocolate milkshakes with a generous helping of peanut butter blended in. It was like drinking a giant reese's cup but better. The problem was it was so rich that more than a small or medium size shake became almost nauseating. Some things are best in moderation.

>>21901157
Ok well I'm not describing the same milkshake you described and I could for sure do it.

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>>21901022
It's not a conversation people wanna have

>>21901157
Oreos are top tier in a milkshake

>>21901182
But I do.
Why do you choose the humble Oh Caramel snack square?

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The GOAT

>>21901203
The vegetable oil gods bequathed a snack cake with a perfect texture, even exceeding the Twinkie. It has good quality ingredients (which you can tell because the bread is yellow), and it's sweet.

>>21901205
and it can be made so very easy... if you have a torch and don't mind sacrificing an offset spatula for the purpose.

Make vanilla-heavy custard (ideally with actual vanilla, or vanilla infused bourbon or similar), either a bit egg-heavy or with a bit of cornstarch (or both), fill ramekins to within about 1/16" of rim (or fill up and take out a spoonful or two). Sprinkle top with demarara or turbinado until covered. Torch offset icing/frosting/plating spatula until glowing hot. Run slowly across top of ramekin, glazing the sugar. Allow caramel to cool before refrigerating. Enjoy your blue, slightly warped spatula.

>>21901029
Spotted the immigrant
>>21901058
Bot

What is she eating?

>>21901205
This. Though I'm not actually that big a fan of the burnt flavors (I swear it's not cope for not having a torch), so when I make it I caramelize some sugar to put over it or skip the topping entirely

>>21901022
fries are the dessert for the burger.

>>21901157
>chocolate milkshake with peanut butter
With shit like that, how can there be any non-fat americans left?

>>21901022
i made peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream my buddy made and another scoop of strawberry ice cream from another friends family berry farm. We ate it with our families as it was 2 of our families having a reunion that 4th of july weekend and my buddy just stopped by to smoke weed with me when it happened. We ate it on my neighbors backyard with barbecue and I won't jerk myself off to hard but I really knocked it out the park. My buddies vanilla ice cream was not as sweet as normal ice cream but it was really smoothe and the strawberry ice cream was the oposte very sweet with the syrup making the ice cream a bright pink and sweet with like ice crystals of strawberry in each spoon that melted with my pie. bros it was an awesome day. christ am I getting old because writing this makes realize I have none of this now.

>>21901022
I once had a fresh strawberry and balsamic vinegar gelato that tasted like sherbet made by angels. And I’ve never found it since.

>>21901628
Dude, we can tell you smoke weed just on the basis of your post being long, rambling, boring and nonsensical. You should really get off the green.

Made one of those try hard faux apple entremets for Christmas couple years ago, came out well. Albouze did them on his youtube channel (used the recipe from chefspencil).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FMlKUHlqd8

I made myself fat on coke floats.

>>21901704
I’m good but thanks

Lemon Meringue

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>>21901022
Eating out the pussy of a chubby girl is great dessert after stuffing her (in both ways hahaha)

But seriously, a properly made Bananas Foster with good ice cream is great, I've had some in Cajun places.

For a chain restaurant, it's a tossup between Cheesecake Factory's Godiva Chocolate Cheese and the Mango Cheesecake. One is light and delicate, the other is just a pure chocolate bomb, ideally to be shared, one slice is like 1200 calories lol.

For most restaurants though, I enjoy a Creme Brulé. Most of them are varying degrees of USFoods/Sysco crap though, the Peruvian restaurant isn't making them shits from scratch.

my mommy made me a lava cake and ice cream for valentine's day when i was 8

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>>21901022

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>>21901022
Sfogliatelle for me. I love both types but like the pasta frolla ones a bit more.

>>21901022
That's hard... I love cherry raspberry pie, I love banoffee pie, I love big ole buttermilk pancakes with real butter and real make syrup, I love gooey chocolate chip cookies, Andes candies brownies, oeajut butter chip brownies, anything with Reese's... I just love sugar.

>>21901157
I'd prefer peanut butter ice cream with chocolate syrup lightly blended

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>>21902734
> in both ways

>>21901060
>>21901085
Homemade cheesecake is so good, I’d like to try a slice of each of yours

>>21901628
A good peach cobbler with whipped or ice cream might be my fave, I randomly think about it sometimes

>>21901029
nice, i love blackberries

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>>21901022
The fact that she can look herself in the mirror in the morning, and still have both of her chins drop to the floor at the site of a fucking sundae is beyond disgusting.

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>>21901182
>what you really get

>>21901022
It's a regional thing you fry apple slices in caramel, add batter, flip it over, add rum, set it on fire and serve it hot as shit with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

>>21903515
She's easily impressed. It's why I enjoy her so much.

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cheesecake

>>21901022
i hate obese women

>>21901022
a simple double scoop of coconut icecream waffle cone with whipped cream and hot fudge. Eaten while sitting at the empty beach while it lightly rained.

>>21903515
It’s called Disney it brings her tons of happiness, oh and definitely food.

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Tarte aux pralines roses

>>21904362
what a weird looking pizza...
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>>21901022
she's literally not even that big tf is wrong w y'all

>>21904401
ummm anon, what you're seeing? Yeah, that's only HALF of her. She's a cow.

>>21904401
>t. Plapjak

Red velvet cake with cream cheese icing and crushed pecans

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>>21901022
>best dessert

>>21904041
more for me to love

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Why is the answer always cannoli? Homemade or local D'Amato's is always correct.

>>21905313
>everything reminds me of her

>>21901022
Strawberry cheesecake. Anyways
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>>21904558
what's that?

>>21905509
Royal Chocolate Cake, from the Coastal Kitchen on the Icon of the Seas. I don't know what ships they offer it on, the last one I went on they didn't have it and the Royal Chocolate Cake from the main dining is some inferior version.

Pretentious answer: mastic ice cream
Humble answer: peanut butter chocolate cheesecake

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>>21901335
>I swear it's not cope for not having a torch
you have this right?

>>21905577
please describe the cake itself if you don't mind

>>21901022
pistachio ice cream or pistachio cheesecake

>>21905608
Pistachio ice cream is definitely the best ice cream

>>21903515
>>21904041
She's too busy enjoying life to care about some 4chan Chuddy's erection.

>>21905605
The official description was "layers of dark chocolate cake and decadent chocolate mousse."
The cake was warm, the base was chocolate cake, there was a chocolate mousse directly above that with caramel in the middle (which you can see oozing out). The outer glaze was a type of wet chocolate sauce (also warm), and it had some milk chocolate decorations added to the top.
The inferior version from the main dining room had the description "dulce de leche, chocolate fudge" and was a regular chocolate cake cut into a wedge.

>>21905643
sounds insanely good

>>21905659
I tried basically every dessert from Royal Caribbean and it was by far the best one. Also the best dessert I've ever had, which is why I posted it.

I tried basically every hamplanet on Royal Caribbean and the ones that stare at desserts like this are by far the best ones. Also the best mother-daughter menages I've ever troid, which is why I'm posting this.

>>21906812
>best mother-daughter menages
based

>>21905620
hope she sees this bro

i got a sundae at this one place in stl:
chocolate ice cream + drizzle
raspberry sorbet + compote
strawberry ice cream
whipped cream
candied orange

>>21908346
I'll keep her distracted bro

>>21901022
In the spring my mom would get fresh strawberries in season process them and infuse them with sugar, then make sweet biscuits and and eat the berries and biscuits with fresh heavy cream poured over them.

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>>21908830
That sounds lovely

>>21904000
Wasted trips. You can't just say cheesecake, or ice cream, that's like saying the best dessert is cake. You gotta specify what kind or flavour.

>>21901022
I made some shortbread with ground nuts, one time with walnuts and two times with hazel nuts. They were delicious, since I don't really like overly sweet deserts and you can dunk them into coffee or tea.

>>21911315
I could go for a cherry torta from the black forest if you know what I mean