>>21901817
Some britbong called ketchup/tomato sauce "red sauce" and I can't stop thinking how retarded they are

>>21901817
>plebbit spacing
we can read here, anon.
you don't need to pre-school it.

>>21901859
that is quite awful of them.

>>21901862
First they sent my family on convict ships to the other side of the planet and now this
I can't work out what is worse

>>21901868
the ketchup/sauce thing is worse.
australia needed a race of thinkers and drinkers.

>>21901860
>we can read here, anon
Plenty of other threads suggest otherwise

>>21901859
>Red sauce
That's predominantly a norf fc thing.

brown sauce is vile

>>21901875
Red sauce. Brown sauce. Yellow sauce.
Pouring it all over me scran. Simple as.

>>21901817
My only problem with brown sauce is that it's not very versatile. It's good with beef and pork products and.. not much else. I know some people like dipping chips in it but I don't.

>>21901860
It's always tiresome when fresh little cunts like this think that paragraphs are "reddit spacing". It's not what reddit spacing is. They act all smug firing that insult out and they're clueless that they're wrong. Tragic

>>21901817
>some kind of fruit flavors going on
Tamarind

>>21901817
What does HP stand for?

>>21902111
Houses of Parliament. It's because whoever created it heard that some restaurant within the houses of parliament had started to serve it with their food >>21902111

>>21902077
it goes good with potatoes and cabbage

i don't buy anything british for ethical reasons

>>21902103
for me it's people who haven't been here for over two decades telling me i need to 'go back'

>>21901817
>It's not at all like A1
It is actually quite literally A1.

>>21902245
Demonstrably false. They taste nothing alike.

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>>21902111
>>21902128
I want Hewlett-Packard to release a condiment just for the lulz. No clue what it would taste like though

>>21902245
>It is actually quite literally A1.
>literally

They are not the same and why do you silly zoomer kiddies keep inserting 'literally' everywhere?

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>>21901817
I'm curious about the McD's items that use it but I'll probably never get to travel to the UK.

>>21902248
>>21902260
A1 is the American label for brown sauce. Google it.

>>21902335
I assume you're just posting this to get people to reply to you, thus confirming your existence. Because all you need to do is compare A1 and HP ingredients to see that they're nowhere near the same sauce. And they taste completely different no matter how many times you repeat otherwise.

>>21901860
>>plebbit spacing
Those are called paragraphs, and are usually taught to kids around 10-11 years old.

Reddit spacing is when people press return after every sentence.

>>21902251
printing ink

>>21902338
>I assume you're just posting this to get people to reply to you,
I am not going to reply to that prat either.

I took the piss out of 'literally' and now they are asking to google it???

They have no clue what they are talking about and it's best we leave them to pretend they know better.

>>21902077
I like a blob of it in my baked beans and potatoes.

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>>21901817
Millie Bobby Brown loves brown sauce

>>21902439
this is the only answer to that question

>>21902338
Just a quick skin off Wikipedia shows that they're the same brown sauce with essentially the same ingredients (tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, corn syrup, spices, raisins/dates) made by the same company.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Heinz#Brands

>>21902033
No wonder you americans are so obese.

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>>21902908
Americans?

>>21902013
Brown sauce only works with greasy things because it has vinegar. It's got notes of bay leaf which works better with meat.

>>21902549
Is that a rimming joke or does she say that in a movie?

>>21902957
Corrr

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>>21901817

All of these brown sauces such as HP, A1 and even Worcestershire sauce are just variations of Indian sweet tamarind chutneys. Tamarind is naturally sweet and sour. HP sauce is basically ketchup, tamarind and malt vinegar. Worcestershire sauce is fish sauce, tamarind and malt vinegar. If you want to learn how to make your own brown sauce or BBQ sauce, get some tamarind and experiment with adding tomato, vinegar, sugar, other fruits, etc

>>21903352
Why don't you just say -

"I haven't a clue what I am talking about, I have never tasted them but I have been to wikipedia and here is what I think?"

>>21903216
our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our sauce

>>21903352
this is a completely wrong and uninformed post

>>21901817
It's fantastic on cheese on toast.

Millie Bobby Brown said she puts it on everything

>>21901817
My mom used to give this to me when I was sick

>>21903352
Tomatoes are from the new world and brown sauces are an english invention. Worchestershire sauce traces back to various fish sauces and eventually back to garum.

>>21903683
Actually, for Worcestershire sauce, some guy tried to recreate a sauce, failed, left it in a box for a few months, then remembered it exists, tried it. It was good.

It's good for breakfast foods (sausage, bacon, egg, mixed in baked beans, potato scones, French toast). Like other anons said, outside of that it's a bit limited (pork/scotch pies maybe).

>>21902077
Mix it with mash, corrr

>>21903862
bladdy laverly

>>21901817
I want to try this on hamburgers someday.

>>21901859
And they aren't thinking about you at all, you sad cunt

>>21902908
Gayest shittiest post on 4chan right here

>>21902111
Harry Potter, bitch. I summon delicious brown sauce from my magic wang

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>>21902077
it's great with chips you cunt

>>21902103
>paragraphs
You should look at how to actually use paragraphs before having an embarrassing little meltdown like this. Protip: You don't use a paragraph after each sentence

>>21905495
I don't see any chips on that plate.

>>21905687
is he avin a laff

WONT REMEMBER ITS NAME
LOOKS BROWN
CALL IT BROWN
BROWN SAUCE
SIMPLE AS,
SIMPLE AS

>>21905687
>waaaaaah stopped calling them chips they're fries! I'll scream!

>>21901817
people who put sauce on steak are tastelets who hate steak.

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>>21901817
I hear the Masterpiece Theater theme in my head whenever I look closely at a bottle of HP.

>>21901859
What colour is your ketchup?

>>21901868
>they sent my family on convict ships
Shouldn't have been thieving scum. We had to purge all the morons who didn't fuck off to burger land. Soz.

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>>21901860
Welcome!

>>21906879
This is so old now, it's relevant.

Moots comments were made well before the influx of Indians/Israelis and American lefties.

The plebbit spacing thing, is a result of 'newfrens' trying to fit in.

>>21906886
>This is so old now, it's relevant.
*irrelevant.

>>21905106
Then why do they kept moving to my country en masse?

>>21906876
>stealing from landed gentry is bad
It was a single sheep, deal with it, not like they could go hunting. Jokes on you anyway.
I don't eat ketchup, nor do I care for it, my sauce is tomato or bbq

>>21901817
Put this stuff on a Dominos pizza. You'll fart like crazy for hours.

>>21903352
>they hated him because he told the truth

>>21908039
nah

>>21906876
do you call mustard 'yellow sauce'?

>>21903352
steak sauce predates European contact with India