>>21903906
make sauerkraut in it

>>21903906
cram

>>21903906
Put cabbage in jar

>>21903906
Put balls and duck in jar and suck out some air, wait for lymphatic fluid to build in your junk, then fuck the cabbage.

fille the glass with schnaps, drink and take a bite, enjoy

>>21903906
how does the cabbage go into the jar?

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>>21903921
Why would I bite the glass

>>21903906
stick the cabbage up your asshole and try to puke it out into the jar

That's a brussels sprout. I won't be fooled again.

>>21903933
Biting glass can represent a subconscious desire to confront fears or face high-stakes situations, particularly in dreams. Symbolically, broken glass often represents the removal of evil, the release of tension, or a "breaking" of old patterns to make way for new beginnings. It may also indicate a need for improved communication.
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>>21903906
Emulate the 1 guy 1 jar video.

can some water.
pressure seal it.

>>21903906
pee in the jar until it's full. seal the lid with beeswax. wrap the jar in fresh linens and silks. bury it for archaeologists to find in 400 years.

>>21903906
Throw big jar against brick wall.
Throw cabbage, too.

>>21903906
granola

>>21903933
bite the cabbage

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>>21903910
Came to say this. Sauerkraut or pickles. Ferment something tasty.

>>21903972
You're going in dry?

>>21903913
Spbp

>>21903975
the cabbage has enough H2O also the schnaps it's healthy and nourishing

>>21903913
I've seen a video of that. It doesn't end well.

>>21903973
>something tasty
You sound like a massive faggot

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Seaznin'

Put a rainbow dash figurine in it and slowly fill it up.

>>21903973
that looks like mold anon

>>21904462
What do you possibly need this much spice for? It's going to air out and lose all flavour before you use up half of it

>>21903910
>make your whole kitchen smell like a farting rear for 20 days

>>21903906
Make some cookies and turn it into a cookie jar.

>>21905621
Most of it was free and I just consolidated it. I've had it for years and is fine. It's kinda perpetual, I just keep adding to it

>>21903906
put protein powder in it

>>21905639
>>21905903
What are the benefits?

>>21903906
if you like to eat blueberries or strawberries you can keep them in a jar like this in the fridge and they will last significantly longer

>>21905621
Interstellar navigation.

>>21906509
That was funny, thank you, anon.

>>21906495
>What are the benefits?
keeps your protein out of plastic

>>21903906
You ever heard of "hot glue"?

>>21903973
Anon that was not canned properly, that's a bad fermentation. Please do not eat that.

>>21903906
1 guy 1 jar remake

Recreate 1 man 1 jar.

>>21905630
will it mask my real farts?

>>21905630
I've never had that issue desu senpai

>>21903906
Vinegar-pickled eggs are both easier and more satisfying than cucumbers or sauerkraut.

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>>21903918
>put balls and duck in jar
>suck out some air
I have no idea how I’m supposed to accomplish this shit. I’m not nearly flexible enough to suck air from between my own legs like that and I’m especially not getting it done if there’s a pissed off duck in there

>>21904462
What the fnuck is this? seedling starter dirtmix?

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>>21903906

>>21907760
what is going on with gabe in this gif, why is a still image of him superimposed over his own face

>>21903906
use it to store brown sugar....
use it to store beans
put your pocket change in there
use it as a swear jar
ferment pickles
pickle some eggs
use to drink water
the world is your oyster

>>21903973
Looks like something you'd see on a shelf in a hospital level of a Resident Evil game.

>>21904165
now's your chance to rectalfy that conclusion

>>21907818
>comparing vegetables to a horror game
you have to be over 18 to post here

>>21907830
Enjoy your botulism, zoomer.

>>21907830
18 OR over

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>>21905332
Here's some ideas from behind where I'm sitting.

>>21907739
Can't you read?

Seaznin'

>>21908012
whats the story with those dried fruits?

>>21908012
Putting salt in it could actually be kinda cool
Although I'd have to buy like 4kg of salt

>>21908272
I buy stuff on sale or go to the local food pantry and preserve the bulk stuff that's about to go bad.
>>21908366
It won't go bad and it's not especially expensive e

>>21907830
The jar looks foul you stupid faggot

>>21905621
dis wyte boi ain't seaznin' enuf