>>21905492
Fries are one of those things that are almost never worth making at home. The frozen ones are almost always better.

>>21905504
I hate that i love beef tongue. Not willing to prepare it home but man is it good

I own that knife.

>>21905486
>cigar ash barbecue sauce recipe
>ingredients: cigar ash, barbecue sauce

>>21905484
Oh shit yeah its the bitch who chops onions like penises

>>21905486
there’s something really disgustingly homosexual about this. This is gayer than two men kissing

>>21905484
What an awful looking everything

>>21905569
No need to wrap them in bacon

>>21905484
Ahh yes the TikTok knife licking whore wearing her obnoxiously large engagement ring. What a keeper.

>>21905484
anyone have a good vegetarian instagram account to follow? all of the ones i can find are vegan

>>21905504
>max the jerky shill

>>21905486
What a bunch of faggots

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>>21905488
it's a fucking skewer bro

>>21905484
She spat it out :(

>>21905762
this is really memey but they also look fucking delicious

>>21905776
Thanks Doc.

>>21905486
that youtube channel is based. those guys are definitely in some biker gang lol

>>21905664
>paneer fingers
That sounds like a slur. I feel like I might get in trouble for calling an Indian paneer fingers in public.

>>21905486
Didn't one these guys get busted for diddling kids?

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Can someone please post that webm of a chinese lady dropping a bowl of porridge right after she get it from a street vendor?
Here's another webm in return.

>>21905863
No sorry. That webm wasn't good enough

>>21905795
This is 'marry me chicken' sans chicken and the broth.

>>21905484
I'd never let my fiance post this shit

>>21905664
so mozzarella sticks with a worse cheese

>>21905839
>eating actual ballsacks

>>21905484
leave me alone, thotty!

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>>21906257

Bump

>>21906282
Don't get it. Is it cropped and photoshopped porn?

>>21905548
>Not willing to prepare it home
I've done this, it smells bad when boiling it, I dread it like boiling octopus in vinegar but it's always tasty.

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>>21905748

>>21906149
I haven't tried paneer but mozzarella is the most boring tasting cheese, no salt, no flavor.

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I only have shitty OC webbum. Anon hates this one for some reason but here we go

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>>21906443
fucking hell that's not the right one

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>>21905484

>>21905504
That poor garloid :((

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>>21905869
Fine then, how about this, will you post the webm now?

>>21906257
Why does she look like someone is pointing a gun at her off camera?

>>21905863
>chinese lady dropping a bowl of porridge right after she get it
what happened? was she disgusted by the lack of gutterölle?

>>21906438
Better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJL-HYSlvRM

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>>21905542
try making cottage fries. they are significantly better than any other fries i've eaten at a restaurant.

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>>21906494
are those oven- or pan-fried or what?

>>21905785
I imagine she gives great rimjobs

>>21905829
More like in a leather faggot club

>>21906491
Way better than porn. Amazing

>>21906494
My dad used to make those all the time. He called them "thick chips" and cooked them in the over with olive oil, salt, pepper, and rosemary. I loved that shit

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>>21906487
Either the bowl or her hand is slippery or the bowl is too hot for her to hold.

>>21906642
either way it sounds very yucky

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>>21905863

>>21906150
If you think about it, that's not any worse than sausages that are made with intestinal casings.

>>21906859
RIP

>>21906859
Still better than Indian streetfood, even spilled on the floor.

>>21906441
well you're in for a treat cause it does in fact, get worse

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>>21905484
Y
Oi cannot convince me this is not a man

>>21906441
It’s like mozzarella but different texture
You probably won’t line it lmaoo

>>21906150
you don't get to complain in a subsistence economy

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>>21907038
tfw someone saves your webm you made

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>>21906257

>>21907364
Fat old women are so gross. Now I'll be skipping dinner.

>>21907399
... What is it?..

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>>21907364
>big ugly tattoo sleeve

>>21906445
One could only imagine the unholy stench that fills the halls of the All Bengal Woman's Union following curried egg night.

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>>21907683

>>21905839
Chinese haggis?

>>21907522
God I bet she smells so bad

>>21907399
>hannah (((zimmerman)))
I withdraw my meme.

>>21905839
I was excited at first but he just boiled them. Absolute travesty.

>>21905484
wouldn't want a handy from her

>>21907810
faggot

>>21907374
How was it? Ngl it looked gross

>>21905484
I hate AI so much

>>21905484
Tbh this did make me want a pb and j

>>21905748
You do realize that sayings aren't to be taken literal, right? Same with proverbs, an apple a day keeps the doctor away isn't literal.

>>21905741
Yeah cigars are super gay. I was jerking off to gay leather porn once when a dude dipped the tip of his cigar in a guys asshole then stuck it in his mouth

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>>21905504
What's that weird box thing, portable smoker?

>>21905492
Pro tip this is a massive waste of time. Just buy frozen and fry them.

>>21907989
just saw the vid on youtube or something, I have a soft spot for gas station food because it keeps me going on road trips.

>>21908341
Frozen fries are fine but still have less flavor than a freshly prepared potato.

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>>21908506
>>21908341
Frozen fries are about 85% as good as a fresh tatter, they wont make you jizz your pants like all the effort in the webm and are nice for lazy bachelor dinners

>>21905776
>fried dildo chips slices

>>21906642
Wait, so macarons are just two, flat topped meringues glued together with some jam?

>>21908681
>and the next day our baby boy was mutilated

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>>21906859

>>21908714
kek saved

>>21908701
If you think that's what a penis is supposed to look like, you just outed yourself, tranny.

>>21908714
Generational fumble, these dudes will be MOCKED FOREVER

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>>21908728
bet it gets brought up every superbowl

>>21908762
>butters the bread
>puts oil on the stove

>>21908761
What did baldie think was gonna happen

>>21908765
combining the two increases the smoke point.

>>21908785
he's toasting bread lol if there's any smoke you fucked up

>>21908767
Lol cornstarch is fun

>>21908785
It doesn't really. Oil might lower the pan temp for a moment which could help prevent burning, but otherwise you're just diluting the burned butter so it's less noticeable.

>>21908706
Uh, well, they... Pretty much.

>>21905492
>cut fries
They're not fries until they're actually fried. What a fucking retard.

>>21906257
If I wasn't married I'd let her churn my butter if you see what I mean.

>>21908762
>bread fully browned
>cheese completely unmelted
it's game over at this point. you can't save it.

>>21905486
Got my BBQ shoes on
I'm going down to the house of sausage

>>21908762
This movie is stupid and sucks but the food porn in it fantastic

>>21909282
those are the eggs i made on my mommas pancake pan when i was 7

>>21909298
if no one has thought you by now, use butter over oil if you're pan is stainless steel for eggs

>>21909282
lol what a cooklet, no wonder the android is confused.

>>21908714
All they had to do was not hold it like faggots

>>21909020
Always thought there was more to it.

>>21909282
It's either this, or the egg soup a la Gordon "3 Stars" Ramsay. No inbetweens.

>>21909301
He's probably confused as to why Riker invites them to a dinner party, has prepared bowls of condiments, and then serves just the scrambled eggs with nothing else.

>>21908708
Akchyually, brit milah happens a week after birth.

>>21905486
this is so extraordinary gay and disgusting lmaooo
t. dick-sucking bifag
>>21905492
one missing (very important) info is the type of potato

>>21909282
lmao i'm in tears, this is a Jack-tier disaster
and Rikers' stare at the end ".... and voilà, behold the superior sophistication and taste of the human white race"

>>21908681
I thought they didn’t let ladies eat before induction due to the meds making them barf

>>21909617
Barf and potentially shit yes. Jew got the exception yet again. My wife's 2 day labor meant only jelly and broth the whole time.

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>>21909728
Ohh and I was looking for the edit of this one were the eggs go on and off the burner like 12 times

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>>21905488
>tfw you didn't spend wan gajirrion years learning how to stick fish on a skewer and roast it and fuck it up

>>21905484
she needs more iron in her diet
her hands are basically purple
from low oxygen in her blood.
also you can see how weak she is because of it
shes holding the knife and bread so hard that shes shaking and still can hardly do it
probably a vegan if i had to guess

>>21906486
pete hines is a big butter fan

>>21909728
The Filp who acts like he never saw chives before kills me.

>>21909282
Kek just imagine Star Trek people going on /ck/
>Is cooking my own food worth it when I can just replicate it??

>>21909728
>cooking demo
>everyone is standing a mile away so they can barely see
Is Gordon really that worried about assassination?

>>21909729
kek I remember that one

>>21909301
>>21909282
I mean if you could just replicate five star food your cooking skills would shit out too i guess

>>21909642
>2 day labor
Did you try telling her to push harder you fat cow?

>>21905492
The process of making home fries like this is such a waste of time. I started doing them in the oven with some oil and they get just as crispy if not more and its way less work. If not this then a bag of frozen ones from costco are pretty good as well

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>>21909071
Watch your words, that's someone's son

>>21908706
>>21909386
it's all in the technique of whipping them just enough

>>21909728
I've made them "French Style" like this before. Wouldn't recommend it, the texture is gross. There's no bite to them at all, just a paradoxically fully-cooked slime, my brain hated it on a primal level.

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made some new ones boys

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>>21910626
jesus, mary and joseph

>>21910626
thats so depressing. i could do better with less. shopping at dollar tree was the first mistake

>>21910704
>>21910709
Not even that bad for sloppa but even some frozen peas or beans would give some protein and only add a buck or so

>>21910626
If she just cooked the noodles and the sauce separately like a normal human being this would be perfectly fine poverty food

>>21910751
correct.

>>21910751
swap the pasta for beans and its the same price but with some nutritional value. This isnt just poverty, its poverty plus stupidity.
chicken tomato water and pasta is just grim

>>21905847
Before that group, it was discovered by them that he was registered so they kicked him out. I don’t believe he was main cast or anything.

>>21907917
what were you expecting to happen?

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>>21909728
kek this guy is not impressed

I've eaten these type of eggs before and ignore >>21910094
they are good but its basically just melted butter that's egg flavored

Definitely worth a shot

>>21910641
kek

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>>21910094
I agree, it's pretty terrible and more like a custard than like eggs.

>>21910609
Someone pointed out that he had more fries at the end of the video than at the start

>>21910633
>80 lbs
God, just imagine tossing her around in the bedroom

>>21911566
well shit. now thats all i can think about

>>21910634
What am I even doing with my life that I don't have my personal cow at home?

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>>21911450
So multiple takes and that was the best they could do kek

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>>21911566
all fun and games until her public bone stabs you

>>21910626
All they needed was a can of plain private label tomato sauce and one msg tablet of that knorr. Waste of money using spaghetti sauce.

>>21907422
Incels. It's always incels.

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>>21910626
rage bait wont affect me

>>21910631
honestly first kid should give a spoon to each of his classmates
the rest of them are STARVING while my boy is FEASTING.
that aint right.