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This one is good, it somehow tricks you into thinking it's sweet

>>21906243
>chill dude sitting on the couch with my laptop
"yeah, you go any boiled eggs? If not I'll take a cold 0% microfiltered milk"

Yeah it's hard to be normal

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>>21906243
Yeah, gimmie a piping hot pizza while you're in there.

>>21906243
>having drinks in the fridge
room temperature bottles of water from the pantry like a sane person or you're fucking up.

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>>21906256
>they won't hire a real 3d artist to at least uv map the label onto the can correctly
these fucking ingrates...

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>>21906256
Si.Gimme some chicharonés cabron.

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>>21906243
Topo chico... por favor

>>21906264
based status?

>>21907052
crammed

Did you just offer me something from my own refrigerator?

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>>21907288
yes.. daddy

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>>21906243
>What's up dude, want anything from the fridge?

>>21907869
>six different flavours of liquid jew
anon

>>21907869
>100% processed goods

Even the lettuce is processed
This is tragic
Have you ever even seen an ingredient before

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>>21907357
Good girl. But back in the Room you go.

>>21906638
What are you talking about

>>21907869
One slice of bread please.

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>>21907892
ok but I have doctor's visit tomorrow.. daddy

>>21907869
I'll finish the rest of the crush for you champ

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>>21907886
>six different flavours of liquid jew

Seven, or are you not counting the beer?

>>21907889
>Even the lettuce is processed

It's chopped up.

>>21907908
>One slice of bread please.

How about a sandwich?

>>21908510
>I'll finish the rest of the crush for you champ

No.

>>21909299
i've been buying frozen chicken things lately too. it's mediocre quality food but it's so damn easy

>>21907869
Yeah I just want the IPAs and that whole package of baloney.

>>21907869
Ooh I’ve never tried Cuntwater, I’ll have one of those.

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>>21907892
>girl

>>21907357
he's cute af.
makes me want to try being a sexpat for CN sissies