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I went to a drive through a few days ago and the AI voice took my order and didn't screw up so I was kinda impressed. Then I said "thank you" like an unc.
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>>21906951
GOOD. I work as a lead in a customer service-y organization. HOLD THEIR FEET TO THE FIRE. HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. That's how you improve.
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Does it also give them electric shocks if they fail?
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>>21906959
First they came for the wagies...
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>>21906958
The fucks an unc?
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>>21906973
its what the zoom zooms call anyone whose life doesn't revolve around tik tok memes
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And the wagies were gone and replaced by AI. Good. Maybe it'll get your order right.
>And then they came for me.
Good. I help stand up AI agents. Job security. Adapt to the new reality or you'll get left behind.
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>>21906979
is for
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>>21906951
>forced to say "welcome","thank you" etc
BASED
you WILL be nice and I WILL be nice back
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>>21906958
kys u boomer faggot
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>>21906951
What if the person is ordering in Spanish, frankly this is a pretty diverse country and there's probably some Burger Kings that have some pretty obscure immigrant communities in the neighborhood. You know like Urdu, Tagolog, there are some pigin French and Arabic languages all around the world. And if some Haitian guy knows he can go to this Burger King and get the whopper by speaking Haitian French pigin to the guys at the counter or whatever, how will the AI know that?
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>>21906993
AI can interpret different languages too, anon. Wild I know, speaking more than 1 language, but the things they can do with computers these days!
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>>21906951
why not make an AI door chime that says "welcome" or "thank you" instead unnecessarily stressing out employees?
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>>21906999
>wagies are too stressed by saying "thank you" to a costumer
your generation really does suck
Goddamn
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>>21906958
kek
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>>21906999
trips make it true
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>>21906993
>an A.I. can only know English
Shut up retard
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>>21906993
*pidgin
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>>21906979
> Adapt to the new reality or you'll get left behind.
Yeh you can have “the new reality” all to yourself, dickhead.
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>>21906962
Must be a ton of money to agree to that.
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Having worked the drive-thru, I don't mind if they use AI. It can make for a better experience for both the customer and the employees. But it won't be. Companies won't resist the temptation to have the AI upsell everything. Employees who get negative attitude from customers over pushing whatever thing a diaper head in corporate sitting in office memos down to the stores will just stop doing it. The AI will nag and harass you as much as they're told to do. Doesn't matter how annoyed you get at it, the upselling must continue.
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>>21906951
>1 year later
>this radio chatter is costing us $4302328 in lost productity
>just key the mic
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>>21906979
>Good. I help stand up AI agents. Job security.
seems shortsighted unless your sabotaging the bot.
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>>21906999
It wasn't a shock collar, bootlicker.
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>>21907300
>slobbering on hamas piker's dick
>calling others bootlickers
lol
lmao
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>>21906951
Damn, pour one out for my burger king niggas
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>>21907002
I think they meant the monitoring would stress them out
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>>21906979
>I help stand up AI agents.
Sounds Indian. Your bullshit "job" (scam) is far from secure.
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If you pay minimum wage your should expect minimum effort. I'd rather a burger made by someone who's concentrating on the food not making their boomer manager happy.
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>>21907355
Something tells me you enjoy the sight of black latex gloves and guys with beards.
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>>21907070
Cry
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Me
>>21907349
A river
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>have AI constantly monitoring quality control
>teach AI everything about taking verbal orders

Anyone remember fucking with the original /b/ capchas? One or two probably slipped through
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>>21907474
die grandpa
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>>21907476
Happily. I suspect you’ll die as confused and frightened as you were born. An existential nothing, that spent your time eating and fucking like the ape you are.
Frankly I’d not exist then share it with deadweight parasites like yourself.
Bye.
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>>21907526
Supreme gentlesir
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>>21907432
Forced politeness is worse
I don't go to BK for the service, of you do you're a fucking moron
Any fast food is last choice, no other viable option, last resort. I'd rather skip the bs
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>>21907567
The forced customer service teaches discipline. Discipline gets your food orders right. I'm not expecting sit-down service and someone memorizing my order by heart or menu suggestions like "what's the best soda pairing with your French fries, misseur?" Just a script, a sense of urgency, and attentiveness. I don't care about the smile in your voice, your life story, or even your name. We're not asking for much.
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>>21907126
>The AI will nag and harass you as much as they're told to do.
And anyone who keeps patronizing places doing this shit fully deserves to be treated like the suckers they are.
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End times
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Zoomers dont do it otherwise
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>>21906983
They aren't being forced to be nice, they're being forced to be polite
There's a difference

No wonder you people fall victim to psychopaths and narcissists
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>>21907776
The core of being an MBAbro is finding the limit of how much shit customers will endure and then going a step beyond that.
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>>21906976
According to some schoolchildren that sat behind me in a bus you are an unc at 16 already
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>>21907769
The script can be "what would you like to order" and serve the same "discipline" purpose you're reaching for here.
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>>21907300
You're right it actually was an Anvil.
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>>21906979
Fuck you wireback lover.
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>>21906982
Looks like you should've used AI to help you post correctly.
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>>21906999
Aloha lol.
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A few days ago, I went to go get one of those sloppy-ass grilled cheese burritos and the lady said "It's a great day at Taco Bell, what can I get you?" in the most depressed voice possible.
They keep putting wages through progressively more and more humiliation rituals.
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This shit really got me thinking.
Chick fil a has the best service, but I find their creepy ass fake overly polite shit off putting. I hate it, but they're definitely the fast food with the best service, second only to 5guys
And the reason is that they're ALWAYS staffed to the brim. There's always way more people working than I've ever seen at a BK/mcdicks/taco bell.
I've never worked fast food, does chikfila pay better or something? Do they just hire more??
5guys just has less to serve so they can get away with less people and I've never had a problem, AND they don't do the creepy scripting
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>>21908661
The correct response is, "Thank you for choosing Burger King, have a burger-tastic day!"
$5 deducted from pay for compliance failure. Your KPIs are slipping, drones. Burger Bot is ready, waiting in the wings...
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>>21907002
They are talking about being stressed about being monitored lead eater
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>>21908395
unc just means "older than me." a 7 year old will call an 8 year old unc. it's meant to be a meaningless rage bait insult like we call people fag
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>>21908880
I'd say it's a few factors. I also hate the my pleasure shit so try to avoid saying thank you which can be difficult.

One major complaint besides redditors seething about faggotry is the price, as CFA is generally more expensive than similar things elsewhere, but I can trust that the food won't kill me like at some nigger-run KFC or BK or something. CFA doesn't do franchising like many chains, you can only generally have one store to run (some franchise companise run dozens or hundreds in other chains) leading to the person running it truly having a stake in the business. They do pay much better than most places and properly staff; most chains are literally engineered to be understaffed as fuck to make the employees constantly struggle and in addition to the poor wages it all leads to the malaise that plagues practically all restaurants these days. People are desperate and will fight for hours even though they're getting paid $10 an hour and given terrible shifts because one ounce of overtime will result in corporate goons cracking down so you'll generally never see close to 40hrs even if you're "full time," and a random and capricious schedule prevents finding a second job to pick up the slack, and ofc the low hours means they can call you to come in when you're off and not get you near 40. Just generally a terrible work environment with truly sociopathic and/or retarded management, so nobody gives a flying fuck besides the manager chasing the dragon of some shit like a $100 quarterly bonus for fucking their employees every hour of every shift for meeting labor metrics or some shit. This all naturally leads to pic related.

The script shit is creepy, but at least it will be clean and the employees aren't all constantly contemplating sticking their heads in the fryers.
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>>21906973
nigger babble for old person
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>>21906993
>pigin French
That's called "Creole".
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>>21907776
>And anyone who keeps patronizing places doing this shit fully deserves to be treated like the suckers they are.
This mentality just leads to the bullshit becoming an inescapable industry standard. Never tolerate the enshittification of anything. It will reach you eventually.
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>>21909435
>redditors seething about faggotry
wat
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>>21909435
> CFA doesn't do franchising like many chains, you can only generally have one store to run (some franchise companise run dozens or hundreds in other chains) leading to the person running it truly having a stake in the business
Based

>>21909463
I think they're referring to redditors setting over chikfila anti gay shit
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>>21909463
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A_and_LGBTQ_people

TL;DR: the CEO is (shocker) Christian and against gay marriage, and donated to various groups like the Fellowship of Christian Athletes and the Salvation Army which are vaguely anti-LGBBQ, and some others that do missionary work in Africa where being a faggot is illegal. They phased this out over time. All of the seething and rage when the "news" broke allowed some politicians to try to evict or ban CFA from operating in their cities/&tc. Beyond some self-righteous performative outrage and "protests," even left-wing rags like Salon said it was a first-amendment violation to ban a company because of the owner's political or religious beliefs. In response, there was a CFA appreciation day and the sales broke records, and that year sales increased by 12% and continue to, so it pretty much completely backfired. I even went to said day and got food for people in the office and it was wildly packed for a Wednesday. To this day any reddit thread will be chock full of fedora tipping tranny groomers seething about it and how they're boycotting to this day.

The best result was this video, which sums up this entire manufactured and failed "controversy."

https://youtu.be/cUh5z_Y1ZSU
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>>21909483
Oh, seething over anti-faggotry, yeah i knew that. I thought you didn't actually know what a redditor is.
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>>21909460
>Never tolerate the enshittification of anything.
just keep giving them your money
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>>21906999
Is this that psycho twitch streamer that shocked his dog? Honestly I can see it. Not sure what tips me off but one look at the guy's face and you know he's a psychopath.
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>>21909492
>just keep giving them your money
Why would I do that?
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>>21906951
and? what are they gonna do, fire them? they are already short staffed and no one want to work there anymore.
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>>21906951
clown shit like this is how walmart failed to make it abroad, this kind of shit only appeals to lobotomized shart in marts
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>get served by AI chatbot run by jeets
>get served by jeets in person
I'd rather just eat supermarket canned tuna for $1 with some crackers at that point. Why the fuck should I pay a premium for some fucking jeet or flip to fuck my order up and make my experience miserable?
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>>21906983
saved for future use, ty anon
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>>21909420
Can confirm, i know 2 chicks around 17 and one of them hit 18 sooner and the younger one called the older one unc because she can buy cigarets legally now. The 18 year old "unc" raged a bit ofc, that shes no "unc" lol
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>>21909610
Stocked and staffed by jeets, the tuna is canned by jeets too
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>>21906993
I will stop supporting any company that panders to multilingual in the US. English or GTFO. We should not be making it easier for non-English speakers in the US. Other countries sure as shit don't make it easier for English-only folk.
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>>21906996
Yeah, but there's a lot of different eccentricities with different cultures greetings and cordialities. Not every culture is doing the same "Welcome" "Thank you, have a good day", frankly even within cultures there's a lot of cultural nuance to different manners
I'm not trusting AI on sociology and anthropology.
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>>21908395
Did you turn around and beat the shit out of them?
Not for saying unc but for being unprepared?
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>>21906983
Welcome to the execution grounds.
Thank you for being a Non Compliant so I get to test my aim.
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That's really fucked up. At my local supermarket the only cashier that actually asks me all the corporate bullshit questions is the one with a notable mental retardation
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>>21910043
she feels comfortable with her own kind
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>>21906999
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>>21906999
The captcha fucked me up.
They do it this way because they're evil fucks who want to instill fear into their wage slaves.
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