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I shared this with /v/ and they told me i should make a /ck/ thread.
I noticed this looked like a ritual so i wanted to take a photo. Everytime i've microwaved summer sausage in the past it's been bad, but i don't get alot of meat in my diet, so i put it on the sides. I used plainly yellow shredded cheese and the mexican blended white and yellow cheese in this.
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>>21907246
I wanted to make a sort of cheese pocket, so after that first baloney, i put on more cheese, with garlic salt, then another baloney. Then i added more cheese to seal it once the cheese melted. I wish the microwave spun horizontally as well so the cheese would evenly melt both upwards and downwards, but i don't know how you'd engineer that.
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>>21907249
handling wise it was really hard to eat. all the juices leaked from the summer sausage and cheeses in an unpleasant way that sorta coats your mouth, raising your awareness of how unhealthy it is. The balogna ketchupy taste is raised by the summer sausage and gets on everything somehow by the microwaving process, making the balogna and the rest of the meat taste worse. Don't microwave summer sausage, it ruins what's otherwise one of my favorite foods
i microwaved it for an a minute and then for 40 seconds, if you want to recreate this.
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>>21907246
>supper
are you my great grandma
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>>21907250
Once i ate the chewy un-cheesed tortilla that never cooks right in the microwave i was able to fold it like a taco. Seasoning wise i used alot of salt and garlic salt because i need to raise my blood pressure. I also used hamburger seasoning, which wasn't that good and added a weird smokey tone to the back of my mouth.
I had a mountain dew to drink with it. Made me wonder if i should've added something acidic to balance out the cheeses? I've heard something like that is good for cooking in a video one time.
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>>21907251
I've been going to sleep way too early and waking up at around 3:00 am. This meal was meant to energize me so i can stay up later and maybe wake up at a more reasonable time tomorrow.
>>21907252
i can still taste the hamburger seasoning, i think they must use some weird artificial smoke flavor because i can still taste it under my tongue and on the back of it. The garlic salt was strong and i think i used too much. The cheezits didnt taste like anything and there was a point where i wasnt tasting anything at all really besides the aftertaste of what was already eaten.
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there are people that actually eat like this

>>21907253
drink some water
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disgusting
at minimum you should be microwaving the tortilla and cheese without anything else and then adding shit to it after it's melted
you don't need to mush everything into a pile and heat it
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>>21907253
here's the last photo i got before i finished it. i washed the last bites down with the mtn dew cause it really wasnt as good. as i wanted. there were a few good bites of cheese in the meal but really not worth it because if i just made a quessadilla it'd just be the good cheese bites and nothing else.
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>>21907252
Your hands and fingernails are typical alpha male american.
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>>21907256
i only drink soda when im trying to use caffeine to reallign my sleep schedule. I'd rather drink root beer than mtn dew but i need the caffeine. i'll drink water once things are fixxed, and i did have a water today. and yesterday.
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>>21907259
Reviewbrah?
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>>21907264
drinking water isn't an either/or thing, you need to drink water every fucking day
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>>21907271
coca cola is like 93% water
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>>21907270
It's the rare female.
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>>21907246
ha ha wow how contrived
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>>21907246
thanks for sharing op! definitely going to make this tomorrow!
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>>21908524
Take photos!
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>>21907246
I would eat this raw.
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I could see this working if you chopped the meat up into smaller pieces and cooked it on a griddle instead of a microwave. But the Cheez Its are not necessary at all, be for real.
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that's a period munch if I've ever seen one

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