looks like garbage

>meat, carbs, and more carbs
yikes...

>wife?
>still want attention by other males
gay

She also made a chocolate chip Blondie
I don't have any friends outside of work, I don't have any social media, so I have to bother you guys with this inane stuff
Oh my fucking God I have to resize every picture I take all of the sudden

>>21907407
>Made by my loving wife, into whom I will cum tonight.
Hope she gets pregnant and you live in a state where abortion is illegal.

>>21907411
>I don't have any friends
you have us, "bro"

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Fucking Christ, here it is, dessert

>>21907408
>>21907409
Can't please everyone
>>21907410
Yes, and?
>>21907412
That's the idea, trying for a second child to give my son a sibling.
>>21907418
Yeah. Almost 20 years together, bro (anons and I, I mean). You lot are my only friends.

>no salad
>no green veg
>tiny portion of poorly cooked potatoes
>overcooked corn
>fatty greasy steak
>disgusting bare feet
What did you do to make her mad?

>>21907407
>This captcha is a humiliation ritual
This is the easiest Captcha we’ve ever had anon

>>21907425
>trying for a second child
You're a pollyanna retard with weak sperm then

>>21907426
Didn't want that
Didn't want that
Didn't want a lot of that
How can you tell that from a shitty picture? Not denying it but how?
Oh no, not the heckin greaserino!
You wear shoes in your house?

>>21907427
Janny defense force in full effect already, I see. Next you'll tell me to start paying for fucking 4chan.

>>21907436
The texture and color of the kernels indicates its overcooked. I don't wear outdoor shoes inside my house. I wear leather moggasins or house shoes. Bare feet is gross.

>>21907450
You're gross bro.

>>21907450
In her defense, those corn cobs have been in the freezer for over almost a year.
Do you not vacuum or clean your floors? Do you walk around your own house, fully and completely dressed at all times? What a stuffy, unrelaxed way to live. I'm shirtless and wearing nothing but an old pair of shorts that are falling apart. Who puts on airs in their own home?

>>21907463
stupid ESL

>>21907464
You fucking God damned piece of shit, I have never even been outside of America, and that whole post is nigh perfect grammar, you illiterate fucking ape. Kill yourself. You should do the whole world a favor, and kill yourself. Your father is disappointed in you. Your mother hates you. You are worthless fucking scum, and you should kill yourself. I pray to any God that will hear me, to fucking smite you where you stand, you utter fucking scum, you God damned fool. I hate you, with every fiber of my being, I fucking hate you.

>>21907463
I vacuum daily and mop weekly. Walking around bare foot is dirty and uncomfy. You're spreading your dead foot skin all around your home. And dressing in rags and lounging around your home like a stinky shoeless homeless person is distasteful. Have some self respect and get decent lounge wear that isn't in tatters.

>>21907472
Should've paid attention in High School retard.

>>21907483
>Should've paid attention in high school, retard.
Fixed it for you. High school isn't a proper noun, and you missed a comma. You fucking cretin.

>>21907478
You have fun playing dress up in your granddaddy's clothes, buddy, I own my house and I'll dress how I please within my abode.

>>21907488
I also own my home. I'm beginning to suspect you live in a filthy hoarder house. Regular people don't walk around their homes barefoot and wearing tattered rags. People used to filth do.

>>21907496
I genuinely cannot imagine being this homosexual. Congratulations, I have seen goatse, I remember meatspin.com, lemon party, all of these things, and your logic and post are gayer than any of them.

Looks good, I’d mow your lawn for a plate of that.

>>21907508
Grass ain't growing yet this time of year, but I got a shit ton of pine needles you can clean up for me.

>>21907508
>>21907518
LOL. Poor people's plants.

>>21907541
spare some change?

>>21907587
No loser

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>>21907407
>bitter men trolled by having a loving wife
>bitter women trolled by another woman making a meal for a man
This would have been a pretty solid agitprop post if you hadn’t gotten butthurt and sperged.

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>>21907407
Bruther
Get some friends
Just don't freak out of they try to bants

>>21907602
>>21907608
It was only half bait, in the sense that I knew the mere mention of a woman would piss people off, and the whole fun of 4chan is being able to sperg out and call people slurs and tell them to kill themselves over the most minor grievances.

>>21907419
Your dinner and dessert look tasty imo but the lighting isn’t helping.

Maybe instead of dirty talk you could eat the blondie during sex and make comments about how delicious it is and eating enjoyment groans

>>21907608
Also, I had friends, and then I got married, we moved to a different state, and instead of making friends we had a kid and have spent the last two years focused on that. I have energy to go to work and go home, and work on shit around the house. I figure I can be social again later, or I can be content to live the same way my father did and just be a family man. Right now, the idea of hanging out with anyone just seems like time that could be better spent hanging with my son, so I come here and have people call me names while I call them names back.

>>21907716
Not into food play, the coitus is over with, she's sleeping and I'm staying up late because sex makes me unable to sleep.

>>21907472
>I have never even been outside of America
And it shows

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>>21907407
think of me when ur cumming bro

>>21907407
Post wife or LARP.

>>21907407
tell her to improve the sear

>>21907407
>roast potatoes
Uhh. She could be a 10/10 and the loveliest person ever, but if she served me those I'd sack her immediately. I'd just about refrain from domestic violence.

>>21907407
That is a good, fatty ribeye ruined with no sear
I hope you stuck it in her ass, dry, for ruining the steak
Teach her a lesson

>>21907820
nta, something about women and not knowing how to cook steak, however, my mom cooks lamb chops like a pro for some strange reasons

>>21907796
Always.

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>>21907407
You never fail to disgust me, 4chan.

>>21907720
> hanging out with my son
That’s very admirable, good for you fr
I don’t like sperging out but whatever floats your boat.
I imagine it’ll be easier to make some dad friends once the kid is older too. Good luck out there

>>21907801
>>21907820
I am always telling her not to fear the sear, but it's just another thing that women don't understand, like the bond between a man and his machines. My old truck blew a radiator hose so I spent my day installing new hoses and a new thermostat just to be safe, she spent the day bitching about "why don't you get rid of that thing"
Because, bitch, she has almost 200k miles and still drives like a dream, still serves her purpose, has been the most reliable vehicle I've ever owned, and if the worst repairs I've had to make on her, after a decade of driving her, have just been replacing odd hoses here and there, and regular maintenance stuff like changing the spark plugs and brake pads, why the fuck would I get rid of her? Every day, I realize that the boomers were right about women.

>>21908331
Sperging out anonymously here, keeps me from doing it irl constantly.

>>21909101
And don't forget that the damn thing will probably still work when a CME takes out the power grid and gasoline starts to go bad.

>>21909110
Nah it ain't diesel. I'm a suburban dad with a middle tier white collar job, my truck has always been for weekend warrior projects. If shit hits the fan, my family and I will be as dead as many others.

>>21909116
I think people like you and me would still make it, at least we're smart enough to not be rioting at a walmart when the water stops flowing.

>>21907407
Kek
I have that same flatware set, the red and black square one

>>21910615
>flatware
I meant dinnerware, my bad