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How much ketchup do you need with your burgers and fries? Is it merely an accent, or are you a big dunker?
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Scoopers are disgusting animals. I remember being on a date with some chick and she used about 3 of those cups of ketchup for her side of fries and it was like she opened the curtains of a window into her true self and I saw an obese child inside. She wasn't even overweight but I just knew she would be in a matter of time. Ended it after that meal.
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>>21908253
are some dipshit who gets ketchup all over their hands after you dump it on your fries?
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>>21908177
A reasonable amount. Really any sauce.
I personally go full Patrick Bateman card scene internally when I ask for some sauce. Like, it makes my blood boil for a few seconds to at least a minute. These cheap MBA run restaurants think it's reasonable to bring a little fucking cup, to fuck the customer under the guise of "increasing costs" or whatever bullshit, when we know they are making profits hand over fist.
I'll make them go back again and again, and waste their time, because when I do order my food, I give them the courtesy of telling the waiter I want plenty of ranch, and still, without failure, a significant number of places try to gyp you out of 30 cents worth of sauce, bring me one fucking cup.
And the ones that charge for extra sauce? Fine, but it comes out of your tip, with a nice, passive aggressive note on the receipt. Fuck those cunts. It's ranch. I'm paying 20 bucks for your questionably priced burger, at least bring a decent amount of sauce.
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>>21908177
i fill the whole tray with ketchup and let the burgers and fried swim in there for a while, soaking up the condiment. usually the wagie complains that i can’t use that much ketchup but i just ignore it and avoid eye contact. big macs require me to disassemble the sandwich to get the middle bun ketched up properly.
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>>21910340
Obvious bait is obvious but
>childish condiment
Tha made me laugh
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>>21908177
I go through ketchup like a knife through butter