>>21908572
luck

Which challenge are you doing?

>Saluda Burger Challenge description
>2 half pound burgers, 2 servings of pulled pork, bacon, cheese, and 2 eggs on a brioche bun surrounded by 2 pounds of fries. Finish it in 30 minutes and it's free.

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>>21908577
Saluda Burger. It's too late in the day to do the pancake challenge

>>21908578
What's your strategy? Fries first?

>>21908579
Fries and alcohol. Alcohol makes me crave food like you wouldnt believe, and I've barely ate anything all day in anticipation.

>>21908572
>contract written in Albertus MT font
Interesting choice

>>21908589
how do you even know this?

>>21908572
I hope you have a cardiac arrest

>>21908577
Sounds pretty easy, maybe I should go there and show them what a big boy can do

sorry man I didn't mean it. I'm just in a bad mood because I'm having diarrhea.

>>21908618
what is the charge?

>>21908615
Years of running a YouTube gaming channel and making thumbnails teaches you all kinds of things. Also it's the font John Carpenter uses for his movie titles

>>21908670
kek you remind me of myself, I just can't help but notice every single fucker / business / restaurant / brand using Bleeding Cowboys font. Shit is instant for me

>>21908626
2 pounds of fries is the challenge here

>>21908674
Hehe yep.
I only know like 3 fonts though. But you point just one out to your friends and suddenly you're a font of esoteric literary knowledge

>>21908631
It's ok anon we all have bad impulses just wait before you post next time :)

>>21908670
Far better than the Windsor family typefaces that Woody Allen likes to use.

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>>21908670
>his movie titles
Specifically, the opening credits. The posters do all kinds of shit

>>21908577

The fries are the tough part.
1 kg of just filler fries, that basically already fills a normal stomach up to 90%, then comes the other kilo of just burgers and additionally pork.
But the stomach has folds and can expand over time. But only if you already have been a "big boy" - i.e. a fat fuck, that takes a while .
For a normal eater the pure mass exceeds the capacity of the upper digestive system.
The only hope is to have one that quickly relays it further to the digestive system.
If not - enjoy it stacking up into your esophgus.

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I couldn't finish it. I finished the burger and a quarter of the fries but I was about to vomit and tapped out. On the bright side I have lunch for the next 2 days.

>>21909019
Unexpanded stomach, huh?

>>21909035
Nope, eyes were a lot bigger than my stomach and this was sorta a "to see if it's possible" kinda meal. Ironically if you are buying the food outside of the challenge, you're saving money. Has about 3 servings of food

>>21909019
>>21909045
Thanks though, not many interesting threads here nowadays.

foodchallenges.com has a live map of all the ones available in the US

>>21909081
Hmm...

>>21909045
>"to see if it's possible"
For a normal person who has not "trained" his body by eating large amounts of food before no.
Ever had some water reach 0.1 inch too far into the throat? Once a certain treshold of sensitive tissue is passed all HELL breaks loose for the body.
The same it is if the stomach entry is mechanically stimulated from the content stacking up until reaching there.
That feeling of having to vomit - that comes from there. As soon as the esophagus cannot easily transfer the bolus into the stomach for the body the DANGER ZONE has been reached and the foos is about to see the light of day again the same way it came in.
Good that you stopped early enough, once at that state ONE bite can be the difference between still OK and the floodgates being opened.
The quick relief is also based on that, as soon as the first portion is processed and relayed further to the intestines the critical mass can slip in there, pressure decreases and those few mm make the difference.

>>21909019
They should've pissed on the leftovers
Loser

>>21909105
>DANGER ZONE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

Why didn’t you take a picture of the food for us?
You dumb.

>>21909112
Look up nigga.

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>>21909045
Yeah that isn’t too bad in terms of price, just gotta reheat the fries in an air fryer

Would you have used the souvenir glass?

>>21909156
>Would you have used the souvenir glass?
Absolutely, i'm a sucker for those kind of novelty items

>>21909019
Is this restaurant in Australia?

>>21908572
anon shouldve done inflation porn thread

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>>21909019
You're gonna eat fries for lunch for two days?

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>>21909019
Nice anon I did the same challenge. I ate the burger and 2/3rds of the fries

>>21909179
I did it before. They're a little closer to loaded fries due to how much the burger fell apart.

>>21908572
You're a big boy.

>>21909185
4 U

>>21909156
>train themed burger
What level of autism is this?

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>>21909183
Oh.
So you didn't finish the burger. Interesting.
Your story has more holes than a slice of Swiss cheese!

>>21909019
>>21908578
>>21908572

Do you need help posting photos? Why are you posting them sideways? That's rude.

>>21909074
>>21909035
Why are you not commenting on the photo being upside down? You can't let this go uncommented on. Or people will keep doing it.

it's fairly trivial to train your stomach to expand and increase capacity
simply drink as much water as you possibly can immediately after every meal, to the point you are nearly going to vomit
within a week of dedication to this you would have a pretty good chance of eating that in one go
if you can do this several times a day, or can do it several times a week for several weeks anyone could down 5lbs of anything easily

>>21909156
>18+ only
So do they shove dicks and tits in your face while you eat?

>>21909234
>nearly going to vomit
>a week
Okay dude that's not "fairly trivial"

>>21909019
Who ordered the pasta dish? Your "wife"?

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>>21909229
The burger fell apart with it's soggy entails (but around 95% of the burger was finished). But pic related was the remaining fries

>>21909243
Nah, my best friend. He's awesome

>>21909231
>>21909232
Just rotate the photos in your mind? What's the matter with you lol

>>21909241
it costs nothing, and does not require anything other than your own willpower and access to a sink
unless you have some condition anyone can do it regardless of talent or ability

>>21908669
eating a meal

>>21909302
a saluda burger meal?

>>21909019
Yeah that's about what we expected. Alcohol is honestly a bad choice before an eating challenge, sure it helps with the initial hunger but can quickly worsen your nausea. Lots of water to expand your stomach the day before and lots of weed the day of, that's a much better option.

>>21909331
dude

>>21909181
>>21909156
>comically bullshit quantity of carbs

Lazy challenge design. Do the protein first + a Lactaid if there's significant cheese. Stagger any veg with the fries therafter, and dip the fries into a flat tepid soda— cold is no bueno for digestive priming.

>>21909433
>a Lactaid if there's significant cheese
Most cheese has practically no lactose already. If cheese causes problems for you it's likely for another reason.

>>21909019
Shamefur dispray.
An interesting thread nonetheless. Today, OP might have been an epic failure, but he was not a faggot.

>>21909156
They mimade you sign a waiver for THIS? top kek what a bunch of overdramatic homos
The only time a waiver should be used is in one of those psychotically spicy challenges, because people can actually die from that.

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>>21909256
I'm fucking done anon. Learn how to post pictures properly.
Have a nice day.

>>21909449
The big man paid 60 bucks for this "experience". He needs to feel like he is getting his money's worth.

Russian scientists once published a study where they tried to find out which thing is more gay. Prison rape or food challenges. Their findings were very surprising. You should look it up OP.

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>>21909188
Level 1

>>21909543
>Not labeling them 1, 2, and 4

You had one job

>>21908572
>you can be disqualified for any reason
This is bullshit, cross it out. If you sign as is you are fucking dumb.

>>21909156
2lbs fries - $3
1lb ground beef - $5
2 eggs - $0.50
Bun - $0.50
It's like ~$10.

>>21909556
Not putting in that much effort, feel free to enhance

>>21909589
>didn't mention the two servings of pulled pork
Disingenuous hack

>>21908572
your hammer thumb is gross