>>21909012
Instant pot 22 minutes and natural release like 90 minutes while I was gaming.

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Nice huh

>Split pee soup

That'a sounds like whated i did this morning about a up all night w/ my gf sesh

>>21909021
kek
I cant stand a girl after I cum

>>21909017
I love split pea but never had it with seafood flavor, do the lobster legs add a lot or are they basically shellfish bayleaf?

>>21909012
I feel bad for people like OP who live in third world countries who think this qualifies as a decent meal.

>>21909350
i feel bad for your asshole

>>21909012
I took the split pea soup pill years ago, hoping to like it
I never liked it

>>21909012
i've tried recipes like these several times but no matter what i did - soaking the peas overnight, cooking them for 3 hours, not adding salt to the cooking water - the peas always came out disgustingly hard

>>21909350
You have to kill yourself

>>21909021
It sounds like what I did after a 2 hour goon sesh.
(There was some dried cum in the pee hole so when the pee came out it split into two streams)

>>21909012
lobster legs, seriously? Those will do nothing but suck up the cooking liquid. Utter garbage.

When making bean soups, the magic word is 'trinity,' specifically 1) onion, 2) celery 3) bell pepper. In your world, it may be sofrito, or maybe mirepoix. You wasted your chicken stock on flavorless garbage. You're going to need a lot of hot sauce.

>>21909536
Nonsense.