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Do you eat Viennas?
How many and how? Mustard? Sandwich? Cold? Hot? Straight from can? Different flavors? Toothpick? Fingers? Drink the juice/gel?
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>>21909528
I think they smell disgusting.

before my mother died one of the things she ate was vienna sausages dunked in mayo, then she would drink the mayo through a straw. she also had a blood sugar level of over 400.
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>>21909555
gross
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>>21909555
Did she die of the 'betes
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They are actually really good sliced, chilled and mixed with mayonaise, and peppers and/or hot sauce. 1 can of them plus 1 level cup of mayo and just add as much as you want of the other stuff and let it chill for awhile. It's a good snack.
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>>21909528
i worked at a fancy tapas restaurant and the head chef loved vienna sausages. he would describe in horrific detail about how he would chew them up and then force them through his teeth with his tongue before sucking the paste back through while aerating it like drinking a fine wine.
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>>21909528
i've had most of the variants, except the jalapeno because i can't find it
i toothpick them from the can usually
if i'm heating them up in a skillet i dump the whole can without draining
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>>21909874
Fuck off, perv. 1 can and a whole cup of mayo? That's nasty. That'd be like mayo soup with suspended sausage chunks.
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>>21909528
They smell and taste like dogfood. Super soft offputting consistency too, I have no idea how anyone managed to actually eat them raw. Just buy hotdogs if you want cheap garbage tube-shaped meat.
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They’re cheap, they’re healthy, nutritious, what’s not to love?
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>>21909904
>raw

There's no such thing. No one eats them further cooked.
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>>21909703
yes
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I used to eat these as a kid with my grandma. I bought a can for nostalgia's sake a few months back and had to force myself to finish it. They're pretty gross.

>>21909888
What a vile story to make up.
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>>21909528
Little puff pastry wrap, or tiny fondu corn dogs.

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