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>buy frozen hamburger patties
>no matter how lean they are they always shrink to half their size
cmon man
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>>21909560
Stop buying them then.
Fucking retarded cunt.
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>>21909560
They literally use water to make them look bigger.
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>>21909565
>expedition to the americas fails
>"jUsT stOp TrYiNg tO ExPlOrE tHe wOrLd"
See how close minded you sound?
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>>21909569
He’s right. You’re a fucking retard.
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>>21909574
Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?
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I like Hamburgers.
So sayeth Anon.
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>>21909560
>buy canned peas
>wtf why are they unlike the fresh ones??
low iq post
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>buy shitty product
>wtf it’s shit!
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>>21909560
They shrink to concentrate the flavor for you.
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>>21909569
not conflatable.
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>>21909645
Canned peas are like fresh ones, you probably chose the worst possible canned product for your shitty analogy
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>>21909560
should have gone to a texas baga
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>>21909733
they are not in the slightest, cooklet. You never bought frozen or grew some. Does this look fresh to you?
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>>21909807
for comparison; you gotta be colorblind
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>>21909560
Get smashburger patties. Yeah they’re thin but do you really need more?
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>>21909885
>Yeah they’re thin but do you really need more?
Meat that isn't cremated.
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>>2190989
I never understood burger snobs
you buy frozen premade burger patties faggot, you don't actually care about quality or flavor. You eat it your wannabe steak with ketchup.
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I "bought" (free because of a lucky convergence of a sale, a managers special and digital coupons) frozen patties for the first time ever a few months ago. Mine didn't shrink, I don't think. Maybe they did but I just don't recall it over the fact that they were as tough as all get out. Thoroughly unpleasant to eat.
Wm having had frozen before at people's cookouts, I now know that they're just tough regardless of who cooks them. I will never buy frozen again after this bullshit.

As far as patties that actually shrank me, what I did notice is that happened with performed patties I got for The Fourth last summer. A third of a pound each and they still shrank like mad. I'm just forming my own patties from now on unless the formed ones are on sale again. They were a 10 burger package, 3lbs, 5.3oz, for just $5 as a loss leader.
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>>21909807
>organic.
what a bro-scientist .
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>>21910004
>random ass pic
>gets hung up on the marketing when the point is canned peas are trash
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OP has a point albeit a dumb one.
But how hard is it to get ground beef, blitz it slightly in a food processor, add egg, some breadcrumbs, dehydrated onion, salt and pepper, then form it into patties?
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>>21910068
My point is not dumb you stupid bitch
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>>21909807
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>>21910004
Not that anon but frozen is top tier since they take fresh food and deep freeze it, canned is a step down since it needs a lot of preservatives and salt to stay shelf stable for months.

I would only eat canned veggies if they didnt come frozen, like Jalapenos or if I was a hope with no microwave
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>>21911027
>goes to the supermarket
>has a choice between beef with or without feces
>buys the latter
>"wtf bros why is this so bad?"
>gets mad when told to buy the kind without feces
80 IQ
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forner*
fuck it, not worth
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>>21911027
No, it’s definitely dumb. You’re right that frozen patties shrink, but you’re also a silly goose for not making your own if shrinkage pisses you off.
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>>21911077
79IQ
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>>21911037
>canned is a step down since it needs a lot of preservatives and salt to stay shelf stable for months
lmao
No it fucking doesn't, retard. Canned is bad because it's literally cooked (and overcooked at that) during the canning process.

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