>>21909757
It's one of the healthiest foods

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>>21909760
Enjoy mercury/arsenic poisoning.

I like shrimp :3

I had shark a few times, it's the best fish. Tuna steak is OK too.

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I don't eat noxious, foul-smelling DEI food because I'm an upper middle class American in the upper midwest. Feels good to be pulling in over $64k a year, too bad the nanny state steals a bunch of it to pay libtards to trans our kids but God will provide. Get a job, get some man food, this ain't rocket surgery kiddo. You can take my steak from my cold, dead hands.

>>21909767
it's just that shrimple

>>21909757
It tastes good

>>21909776
You are a subhuman larping sack of shit that is the second gayest poster on this board right after the retard with his bmw keys.

>>21909757
>the common man can now afford to eat large portions of meat
millionaires are not common

>>21909802
Oh yes this too.
The common man can only afford legumes and occasional meats.

>>21909776
>$64k a year
>upper middle class
I love when the poor don't understand just how poor they truly are. You're like that guy who also claimed to be upper middle class, told us where he lived and not only was the average income below six figures and the average home price only slightly above it, but there was a fucking Ross there as well. That's an absolutely monstrous level of destitution to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if his first words were "would you like fries with that?"
Just poverty stacked on poverty. Horrible.
>>21909793
Maybe she is larping but there are actual people on this site who think $100k salary is wealthy. It's laughable that there are people so poor here that they'd think that's an impressive income.

>>21909766
A healthy adult male can eat a shitload of light tuna safely, but albacore may be problematic. There's a misconception about this because the mercury guidelines reported in the media are not for healthy adult males but rather children and women who may become pregnant.
It's difficult to find current official guidelines for mercury intake for normal, healthy adults who will not become pregnant in the near future. It appears most guidelines are set with children and women who may become pregnant in mind.
https://www.wam.go.jp/wamappl/bb11gs20.nsf/0/49256fe9001b533f49256ef4002474e9/$FILE/2-1_1.pdf does cite a limit of 3.3 µg per kg of body weight for the general population, which was later updated to 1.6 to account for pregnant mothers and children.
So, for a couple reference points, since I assume the largest group of posters on 4chan is American adult males:
- The average U.S. adult male is 5'9". At this height, a weight of 147 pounds is right smack in the middle of the healthy BMI range. A 147 pound adult male can safely intake 220 µg of mercury per week. https://www.fda.gov/food/environmental-contaminants-food/mercury-levels-commercial-fish-and-shellfish-1990-2012 states that the average canned light tuna has 0.126 µg/g of mercury. The 4 oz cans of light tuna I buy say 113 grams drained weight. So, 14.238 µg of mercury per can. 220/14.238=15.451608372 so a 147 pound adult male can safely intake 15 cans of light tuna per week.
- The average U.S. adult male weighs 199.8 lbs. Going by the above numbers, a 199.8 pound male can safely intake 21 cans of light tuna per week.
Canned albacore has, on average, .350 µg/g of mercury.
.126/.35=.36
15*.36=5.4
21*.36=7.56
So five cans per week for a 147 pound male, seven cans per week for a 199.8 pound male.

>>21909757
it's good. and within a decade or two Chinese overfishing is going to obliterate the ocean's biosphere and seafood will become a rare luxury, so enjoy it while you can.

>>21909842
isn't organomercury accumulative?

>Seed oils bad
>Fish bad
>Pig bad
>You are only allowed to use cow products or you aren't a le based white American
I'm starting to see the actual shills on this board

>>21909793
BASED BASED BASED

that cigar, steak, alcohol, gun picture is the gayest shit I've seen in my life, screams insecurity and faggotry like nothing I've ever seen before.

>>21909766
Not how it works.
Mercury in fish bonds to selenium which makes it inert and non.

>>21909986
There's also plenty of shills on /fit/ that always make these red meat=cancer or some other disease.Least we forget that more than 5 eggs a week is also bad for you apparently.Some insane 1980 mom science in this place

>Why eat seafood in 2026?

It tastes good.

>>21909842
that's still a very low amount of your diet which can be canned tuna. however, you can basically eat infinite salmon and sardines

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>>21909776

>>21909910
If you look at the pdf in >>21909842 they explain the formula they used to set the limit to 1.6 for pregnant mothers and children. In the formula, b = elimination rate constant.
In other words, they considered bioaccumulation when setting that limit.
The .pdf also references a 1990 WHO document with a formula that the formula in the pdf was based on. That WHO document can be found at https://www.inchem.org/documents/ehc/ehc/ehc101.htm
b in that formula also = "the elimination constant"
I am assuming the formula in that WHO document is the one they relied on when setting the 3.3 general population limit (before it was updated to 1.6 to account for children and pregnant women).
In other words, the 3.3 limit and the later 1.6 limit both took bioaccumulation into account via the elimination rate.

>>21910064
>that's still a very low amount of your diet which can be canned tuna
Um, no?
An average U.S. male can literally safely eat three meals per day which use a can of light tuna as their protein source.
Do that and you're gonna get real fucking sick of tuna real fucking fast.
In other words, that's way more tuna than anyone needs to eat.

>>21910081
5 cans per week is not 3 meals per day. 1 can is barely 1 meal worth of protein.

>>21910089
Read the entire post: >>21909842
A 147 pound male (middle of healthy BMI range for U.S. adult male of average height) can safely eat five cans of ALBACORE per week.
A 199.8 pound male (this is the U.S. adult male average weight) can safely eat 21 cans of LIGHT TUNA per week.
Read the post. If you don't understand it, read it some more until you do.

>>21910090
but I weigh 120 pounds so by your own sources even light tuna is an unsafe source of protein for me

>>21910096
You can safely eat 12 cans of light tuna per week.
That's a lot of tuna.
Can you use it as your sole protein source? No. But that's a lot of tuna.

>>21909779
it tastes fishy

>>21910066
>>21909841
>>21909793
So easy to bait retards

>>21909757
>shitty meat substitute

You're one of those people who thinks a certain way about things. You feel that some foods are "fillers", don't you? You're wrong. Fish is BETTER than "meat", if you really think there's a distinction.

Go back to your chicken tenders, you incel manchild.

>>21910296
There are actual people on this site who think owning more than one video game console at a time in the 90s is a sign of extreme wealth. I wouldn't be surprised if these retards genuinely believe a $64k salary is the top of the socioeconomic ladder. It's like when my ex and I took her country cousin out to eat. "I ain't never been nowhere this fancy, ahyuk".
It was just some diner.
But I guess not eating off melamine = fancy to those people. Their poverty would disgust me if it wasn't so damned entertaining.

>>21910349
yap

>>21909766
This has largely been deboonked

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>>21909841
>I make millions mom! I'm a real boy now!
>Someone please love me

>>21910307
“fish is not meat” is such a boomer thing to say. of course it’s fucking meat, it’s the flesh of an animal. do they believe fish are not animals?

>>21909986
No one is advocating Pig bad (except Mus/Jews). Pigs being toxic is a cultural myth from the days where they fed them dead bodies. Beef is the shittest meat and a fucking meme.

>>21909766
Unlimited krill diet you say?

>>21910440
>Beef is the shittest meat and a fucking meme.

I know you worship them, Gurpreet, but Im still going to eat them.

>>21909757
I can't care about the ramblings of someone who is retarded enough to think fish isn't meat. You are remarkably dumb

>>21910429
>do they believe fish are not animals?
I got into an argument with a "scientist" (degree from a Christian university but she does legit work as a chemist) that fish are not animals. Yes, there are some people, even ones with graduate degrees in chemistry, who are that stupid.
>>21910440
Pig good but only because it's infinitely spice-able. I don't like my beef to be spiced outside of rendang and reshmi kebab. And I hate beef when it's smoked. Tastes like ass. Beef hotdogs are a fucking travesty and the less said of pastrami, the better but gimme a good quality steak and I'll fuck that bitch up like a starving junkyard dog.
>>21910467
My wife is Indian and she laughed like fucking mad today at something on the Simpsons. We've been watching old episodes by using a random number generator to decide what we watch and the one that came up today had a scene where Apu and Manjula were at Moe's and Moe greeted them as "Apu and She-pu". She thought that was the funniest shit ever and I laughed because she laughed. It was a nice moment. : )

>>21910520
if they’re not animals then what do they think they are? plants ?

>>21910532
I SAID THE SAME THING! She said that they're fish.
In another conversation, she also argued that sharks are not fish and when asked "the what the fuck are they, then?!" she said "the same thing as stingrays, whatever they are." Bitch, they're fish. Stingrays are cartilaginous fish and so are sharks and both are animals.
My wife and I hate her so goddamn much but she's my best friend's wife and they've been together twenty years now. She ain't going nowhere.

>>21909757
Probably because I don't want to die of colon cancer at 45

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>>21910520
>My wife is Indian and she laughed like fucking mad today at something on the Simpsons. We've been watching old episodes by using a random number generator to decide what we watch and the one that came up today had a scene where Apu and Manjula were at Moe's and Moe greeted them as "Apu and She-pu". She thought that was the funniest shit ever and I laughed because she laughed. It was a nice moment. : )

>>21909757
I'm literally pooping fish bones right now and regretting it

>>21910688
nobody loves you and you have no friends lmao
>>21910692
And >>21910688 is shitting manhooker cum. Times are tough all over.

>>21910701
don't bring me into this shit show, I'm already in one

>>21910688
I didn’t find his blogposting boring, it made me long for a similar kind of life

>>21910701
triggered lmao

>>21909757
this moron lives in a land-locked state

>>21910692
for some fckn reason there was also a chicken bone up my ass. kek

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>>21910459
t. zoidberg

>>21910730
trannyed lmao

Where can I bulk order sardines in europoor land. Buying individual cans is kinda pricey especially getting the decent portuguese stuff.

>>21911387
Portugal

>>21911425
useless cunt.

>>21911426
How? You want Portuguese fish and you don't tell anyone where you are so the best advice you can get is "go to Portugal."
I'm not gonna suggest Carrefour or Ipercoop only to find out you don't live in proper Europe but rather some Eastern plaguestate shithole like Slovakia. Fuck off to Portugal, you helpless twat

Can't believe people fall for obvious bait. In a fish thread kek

>>21911436
Yeah somethings...fishy about that...

>>21909757
I really just don't get it. Outside of chicky tendies there's never a time where I'm like "man I really need some meat right now". It's just a shitty beans substitute with strange flavours and textures. I don't hate burgers but how does anybody choose it over baked beans and tomato sauce? I bought some McD sloppa the other day and it tasted like ass because it had "real beef" in it so I went back the next day and bought the vegan version, and low and behold it tastes better when there isn't a fibrous asbestos taste to it.

>>21910520
>And I hate beef when it's smoked. Tastes like ass. Beef hotdogs are a fucking travesty and the less said of pastrami, the better
This might be the actual most atrocious taste I've ever seen on this board

>>21909776
Look at all the libs you triggered

>>21911498
All 3 of them?
Wowie!

>>21909776
64k isnt even average

>>21911466
Oh, hey, that was my post.
To be fair, beef bacon is the only exception to this otherwise steadfast rule unless you count dhungar "smoking". Steaks and burgers are fantastic after they've been dhungar'd with oak coal and melted tallow.
Look it up. My wife does that dhungar shit to several of her curries and things. I adopted it for non-Indian uses. Her choka (basically Indian roasted salsa) is the best shit ever after being dhungar'd.
What're y'all having for lunch? I wfh. About to cook a steak, actually.